June Martin
@theworldsgreatestwriter.com
Author of LOVE/AGGRESSION | Fiction Editor at New Session
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June Martin
@theworldsgreatestwriter.com
· Aug 28
LOVE/AGGRESSION – tRaum Books
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Time for a new pinned post. Once again, I would like to call your attention to my novel Love/Aggression, which is a half-surreal story about trans animosity and strange houses. It's a finalist for the Lambda Award in Transgender Fiction. Btw.
she’s not a mainstream star, but she’s your wife’s favorite wife
January 6, 2026 at 5:54 AM
she’s not a mainstream star, but she’s your wife’s favorite wife
Everywhere says “unlimited raw raccoon meat” but they always make you catch it yourself 🙄
If you have been turned away from Hilton Hotels, we welcome you to sleep in our maintenance shed where you will be given a bowl of water and unlimited raw raccoon meat.
January 6, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Everywhere says “unlimited raw raccoon meat” but they always make you catch it yourself 🙄
I hate it when my boyfriend turns out to be the bearer of the ancient curse and must leave our village to save the world, but I love to watch lights flash on the horizon and imagine he’s doing a good job while my new boyfriend clumsily paws at my tits like a nursing puppy
January 6, 2026 at 5:29 AM
I hate it when my boyfriend turns out to be the bearer of the ancient curse and must leave our village to save the world, but I love to watch lights flash on the horizon and imagine he’s doing a good job while my new boyfriend clumsily paws at my tits like a nursing puppy
Yeah it stands for Magical Martial Arts and Harry Houdini was the first man to ever lose a match
January 6, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Yeah it stands for Magical Martial Arts and Harry Houdini was the first man to ever lose a match
I'm sorry I sent you a picture of a man in a cheap bigfoot costume pissing into an empty champagne bottle and asked "is this you?" I knew it wasn't you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
January 6, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I'm sorry I sent you a picture of a man in a cheap bigfoot costume pissing into an empty champagne bottle and asked "is this you?" I knew it wasn't you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Predicting the future: I'm going to come home to find @cara.city's jaw stuck shut because she tried to chew five pieces at once
i'm receiving words that the finns have tar flavored candy and i immediately need to bite this shit more than i've ever needed to bite anything in my life en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terva_L...
Terva Leijona - Wikipedia
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January 6, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Predicting the future: I'm going to come home to find @cara.city's jaw stuck shut because she tried to chew five pieces at once
An iron law of social media is that if you even lightly make fun of a weird thing that people jack off to, they will try to fucking kill you
January 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
An iron law of social media is that if you even lightly make fun of a weird thing that people jack off to, they will try to fucking kill you
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y'all i think you should all stop harassing women on here until they delete their accounts. i think that's bad to do.
January 5, 2026 at 7:55 PM
y'all i think you should all stop harassing women on here until they delete their accounts. i think that's bad to do.
fuck, I'm getting gangstalked through this hall of mirrors by a lot of beautiful blonde women
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 AM
fuck, I'm getting gangstalked through this hall of mirrors by a lot of beautiful blonde women
when i'm kind of uncomfortable in the chair
January 5, 2026 at 4:00 AM
when i'm kind of uncomfortable in the chair
Catching up on news from the last few days. Maduro said *what* about the Animal Crossing curvy mod??
January 5, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Catching up on news from the last few days. Maduro said *what* about the Animal Crossing curvy mod??
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I wish my internet was slower. I don’t have any suspense in my life
January 5, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I wish my internet was slower. I don’t have any suspense in my life
My followers, I ask so little of you, but I have a question. Do you know of any stand-up comedy that is actually good? I like the wheat a lot but there's basically unlimited chaff
January 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
My followers, I ask so little of you, but I have a question. Do you know of any stand-up comedy that is actually good? I like the wheat a lot but there's basically unlimited chaff
Reposted by June Martin
Reposted by June Martin
This is a comic about television and stray dogs
January 3, 2026 at 1:42 AM
This is a comic about television and stray dogs
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I gave him cat gogurt (because there needs to be someone who's having something good happening today) and he got some on his face
January 4, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I gave him cat gogurt (because there needs to be someone who's having something good happening today) and he got some on his face
Everyone loves the girl who brings a nalgene full of chicken broth to the party
January 4, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Everyone loves the girl who brings a nalgene full of chicken broth to the party
No matter how much hate you have in your heart for the United States and the imperialist regime that has ruled here for so long, the capitalism that demands empire, it is not too much. It is not enough. Even if you are choking on pitch-black bile, they deserve more bile
January 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
No matter how much hate you have in your heart for the United States and the imperialist regime that has ruled here for so long, the capitalism that demands empire, it is not too much. It is not enough. Even if you are choking on pitch-black bile, they deserve more bile
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I hope everyone now realizes the Democrats are just as bloodthirsty and vicious as the Republicans here, they just want to be the ones with their fingers on the trigger. they want to be the ones making the global south bleed.
January 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I hope everyone now realizes the Democrats are just as bloodthirsty and vicious as the Republicans here, they just want to be the ones with their fingers on the trigger. they want to be the ones making the global south bleed.
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
The United States has gleefully thrown another country into turmoil, after sanctioning it into misery, in order to rob it blind. As ever, we must fight for a world where the United States is no longer capable of perpetrating whatever evil suits it. We have to sink the boats and burn up the guns
January 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
The United States has gleefully thrown another country into turmoil, after sanctioning it into misery, in order to rob it blind. As ever, we must fight for a world where the United States is no longer capable of perpetrating whatever evil suits it. We have to sink the boats and burn up the guns
Reposted by June Martin
YOJIMBO (dir. Akira Kurosawa, 1961)
July 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
YOJIMBO (dir. Akira Kurosawa, 1961)
Look bro, if pussy’s not in your top 3 genitalia, you’re fucking up
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Look bro, if pussy’s not in your top 3 genitalia, you’re fucking up