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Need a content writer? Seen in The Guardian, Rolling Stone, The Nation, NBC, TNR, TruthDig, Esquire, etc. Host the "It's Christmastown" Hallmark movies podcast with David Roth & "Quaid in Full" with Sarah Bunting. He/Him. Tampa. https://linktr.ee/mobute

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 26d

In Hallmark, as in the real world, the poison ingredient is phone. Time to model good mother-daughter behavior over shooters and forget about Roko's 1 Billion Americans. Join me and @davidjroth.bsky.social for a movie written a friendly mainstay of comedy Twitter you've been reading all these years.

It's Christmastown @itschristmastown.bsky.social · 26d

Tech CEO and kitchen oaf Rachael Leigh Cook gets Hallmark-wasted, Leans Out, and, with the help of Bobby Bacala's calzone triptych, learns that McKinseying her little sister's love life only puts her in the path of wine clowns.
Apple: bit.ly/3K1ybqQ
Amazon: bit.ly/3K4oV5d
Spotify: bit.ly/41StkhI

138 - Josie and the Gilrbosses

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 17h

anyone else notice that the west took a turn for the worse once the concept of signaling one’s own social virtue became derogatory, almost as if cynically deriding all displays of charity and good will is indicative of a deeply cynical and nihilistic society capable of collaborating in genocide

larry @larrrrrry.bsky.social · 22h

her advocacy for Palestinians doesn't bother me nearly as much as she is so desperately doing all this as an actual act of transparent virtue signaling, to fill the absence she has in depth of character

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bring on the headless horses @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 3d

today at IHTOV:

@mikebarthelauthor.com goes long and deep on billy joel in a beautiful, gorgeously written essay on being a joel fan. you're going to want to read this one. put a few minutes aside. it's good ihavethatonvinyl.com/essays/life-...

Life in a Glass House

All of which is to say that I loved Billy Joel because I loved my dad. I loved that he’d moved 300 miles away from Farmingdale to some little rural town (the Hudson River line would only take you part...

ihavethatonvinyl.com

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Ketracel Black @ketracelblack.blacksky.app · 1h

Another example of why we need to replace the police with real emergency responders. People trained to provide medical care rather than pass racist judgement.

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 1h

A lawsuit alleges a Black postal worker died after officers ignored clear signs he was suffering from a massive stroke, believing his medical emergency was drugs

The suit says guards left him helpless on a jail cell floor in his own urine for hours

KARE 11 Investigates: Postal worker died after police mistook stroke for drug impairment

Kingsley Bimpong was jailed instead of hospitalized; video shows guards ignored his suffering for hours.

www.kare11.com

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 1h

he'd found two other friends and a trench coat, he was about to tower over the vehicle

muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 1h

impossible these are accidents, most of those pedestrians were hulking up at the time

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 1h

Oh, sure, sure, and if she dumped cold mashed potatoes, you would've complained that they weren't cooked. I see how it is.

Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 2h

Who among us hasn't stumped scalding mashed potatoes on our spouse's head?

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Katie Porter dumped scalding mashed potatoes on then-husband's head, resurfaced divorce docs reveal

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 8h

You know how we’ve always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the bots. The bots Dimitri. The LLM bots. Well now what happened is, all of our tech investors, they had a sort of, well they went a little funny in the head. Just a little funny. And uh they went and did a silly th

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it's charloween! (it/its) @charloh.online · 10h

bro they're rebomping your smoops on flimpy

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 9h

suddenly thinking about a december message blitz from RFK, the NIH and the administration like, "this christmas, get your family the marburg virus. it literally makes you invincible"

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 10h

supposedly it's all garlic fries and not feeling like you're standing on the roof of fort point now. if you're someone who thinks it's about "experiences" and "baseball" instead of endurance, i guess maybe that's your thing

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 10h

Never woulda gone down like that if he'd met Dumper.

muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 10h

an anchor steam and one of those carnation chocolate things with the wooden spoon to give yourself the shivers but also trick your body into not thinking it's cold by taking the ice within. just put it down under the seat until you're ready, it will never ever melt

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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 10h

Mariners win

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 10h

do you want a hot dog whose intended color is haunted? do you want to have a gust rip the square of wax paper wrapper out of your hand? do you want to watch it spinning in an infield-wide circle 200 feet above it for three innings? do you want to know exactly how shackleton felt on an august afterno

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 11h

we go to the top of the 15th

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Joel Calahan @joelcalahan.com · 12h

Charon ferries us across the Styx and into the 10th inning, a strange and haunting place. Logan Gilbert, the human marionette, greets us.

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daryl "shut down, ass up'" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 11h

this headline would be fine without that last s

Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 11h

"Firm views"

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 18h

There's this unfortunate span of not-long-enough when mass mobilized warfare met a mass-educated and fundamentally literary populace, and the elite problem was that a lot of the erudite men using conventional literary forms to say war sucked absolute inhuman amounts of ass were the ones fighting it.

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Wineless Cat Mom @nicoleoking.bsky.social · 1d

The Ro Khanna Cycle: ???? —> ????—-> in an infinite recursive loop, forever, which even Ro seems confused by

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 21h

As Democrats contemplate a 2026 or 2028 run and wonder what message will most motivate voters, they need to understand that the minimum opening bid is vengeance.

Justice for All - Truthdig

To restore the rule of law, Democrats must enforce the constitution with brass knuckles like there’s nothing to lose. Because there isn’t.

www.truthdig.com

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Steven W. Thrasher is finishing The Overseer Class @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 20h

Medill School of Journalism is awfully quiet about the full on fascist assault against journalists in its own backyard. (Then again, Dean Whitaker has played his part in trying to punish journalists himself for allegedly obstructing police...)

Heartland Signal @heartlandsignal.bsky.social · 21h

BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

Follow @heartlandsignal for more.

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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 21h

in general this admin seems to not understand why executing hostages *lowers* your leverage instead of raising it

Ben McAdams Memorial Act. but on BlueSky @purrtah.bsky.social · 23h

Yea fuck this keep it closed down come hell or high water

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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 23h

"After a few moments of laughter, the No Kings Coalition issued the following statement"

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 21h

is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 21h

I do about a 71% hydration and have never needed more than a dutch oven with a lid to have beautiful crust.

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