muscular baby jeb lund
@mobute.bsky.social
Need a content writer? Seen in The Guardian, Rolling Stone, The Nation, NBC, TNR, TruthDig, Esquire, etc. Host the "It's Christmastown" Hallmark movies podcast with David Roth & "Quaid in Full" with Sarah Bunting. He/Him. Tampa.
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Did Hallmark graft a talking guide-dog movie on a grim tale of a woman losing her sight and boyfriend? Yes. Was guest
@hollyanderson.bsky.social attacked by its message of "you must get healthy enough—for work"? We all were.
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@hollyanderson.bsky.social attacked by its message of "you must get healthy enough—for work"? We all were.
Amazon: bit.ly/3WgYImV
Spotify: bit.ly/4qiHvY1
Apple: bit.ly/3WKSZpt
140 - Blind, Incoherent and Metal as Hell
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Is the guide dog a YELLOW LAB voiced by Eric McCormack of Will & Grace? You bet. Is it also named "Garth"? Brother, you better believe it. Does the movie put BRAILLE ON THE SCREEN? Oh, buddy, I don't know what you expect me to say, but yes it does.
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Literal Republican doctrine: Trump isn’t even responsible for things he does let alone what his direct reports do but everyone in this demographic we don’t like is responsible for one random person in it.
"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Literal Republican doctrine: Trump isn’t even responsible for things he does let alone what his direct reports do but everyone in this demographic we don’t like is responsible for one random person in it.
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Before I go, I just want you two to know something, alright? The spatchcock method...was working. Okay? It was working, and you guys just messed it up. Okay? I'm trying to figure you guys out, but I haven't yet. But it's cool. You fuck up a perfectly good turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Before I go, I just want you two to know something, alright? The spatchcock method...was working. Okay? It was working, and you guys just messed it up. Okay? I'm trying to figure you guys out, but I haven't yet. But it's cool. You fuck up a perfectly good turkey.
celebrating america today by listening to our national anthem, patti labelle's "stir it up" from the beverly hills cop soundtrack
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
celebrating america today by listening to our national anthem, patti labelle's "stir it up" from the beverly hills cop soundtrack
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This Thanksgiving, it's important to think about what kind of Thanksgiving column you want to wind up in—the hot cousin one, or the Marine Todd one. Then I explain how we can take direct action against your family.
The Importance of Being ‘That’ Person This Thanksgiving - Truthdig
As we carve the turkey, we can all serve as something of a measure against the mess.
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November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This Thanksgiving, it's important to think about what kind of Thanksgiving column you want to wind up in—the hot cousin one, or the Marine Todd one. Then I explain how we can take direct action against your family.
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As we carve the turkey, we can all serve as something of a measure against the mess.
By @mobute.bsky.social
By @mobute.bsky.social
The Importance of Being ‘That’ Person This Thanksgiving - Truthdig
As we carve the turkey, we can all serve as something of a measure against the mess.
www.truthdig.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
As we carve the turkey, we can all serve as something of a measure against the mess.
By @mobute.bsky.social
By @mobute.bsky.social
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An 18yo US citizen, surrounded by eight masked, armed agents of the state, taken into custody, not read his rights, not offered a chance to contact a lawyer, proof of citizenship ignored, handcuffed so tightly he later required medical attention.
Profoundly, profoundly anti-American shit.
Profoundly, profoundly anti-American shit.
ICE Detained an 18-Year-Old U.S. Citizen. This Is His Story.
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November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
An 18yo US citizen, surrounded by eight masked, armed agents of the state, taken into custody, not read his rights, not offered a chance to contact a lawyer, proof of citizenship ignored, handcuffed so tightly he later required medical attention.
Profoundly, profoundly anti-American shit.
Profoundly, profoundly anti-American shit.
This Thanksgiving, it's important to think about what kind of Thanksgiving column you want to wind up in—the hot cousin one, or the Marine Todd one. Then I explain how we can take direct action against your family.
The Importance of Being ‘That’ Person This Thanksgiving - Truthdig
As we carve the turkey, we can all serve as something of a measure against the mess.
www.truthdig.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This Thanksgiving, it's important to think about what kind of Thanksgiving column you want to wind up in—the hot cousin one, or the Marine Todd one. Then I explain how we can take direct action against your family.
aside from miller, i just hear the riff from "cocaine" when i see their faces move
Pete Hegseth says Trump has asked him to add 500 more National Guard troops to Washington D.C.
It's unclear why he seems to be smirking throughout much of this.
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It's unclear why he seems to be smirking throughout much of this.
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November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
aside from miller, i just hear the riff from "cocaine" when i see their faces move
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I'm ICE, boys. I love crashing cars, getting divorced, crashing cars, bargain bin jeans, texting while driving, crashing cars, OLD GLORY, and let's not forget my one true passion in life—crashing cars
ICE agents involved in another vehicle collision, this time in Mesa azmirror.com/briefs/ice-a...
ICE agents involved in another vehicle collision, this time in Mesa | Arizona Mirror
Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents collided with a car driven by a person they were attempting to apprehend in a Mesa neighborhood.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I'm ICE, boys. I love crashing cars, getting divorced, crashing cars, bargain bin jeans, texting while driving, crashing cars, OLD GLORY, and let's not forget my one true passion in life—crashing cars
It's the only good cinema metaphor for Secret Santa.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It's the only good cinema metaphor for Secret Santa.
I don't want to see celebrities in ads unless they have an obvious gambling problem or get divorced all the time
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I don't want to see celebrities in ads unless they have an obvious gambling problem or get divorced all the time
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iwona b horyn, too, but you don’t see me decomposing about it
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
iwona b horyn, too, but you don’t see me decomposing about it
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Rod Stewart. Weird haircut raspy little elf man. But he's horny as all get out and it kind of works. Like if you walked in on him jacking off while flicking his tongue you wouldn't be surprised you'd just be like yeah thats about right. Not sure what this post was going to be about originally
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Rod Stewart. Weird haircut raspy little elf man. But he's horny as all get out and it kind of works. Like if you walked in on him jacking off while flicking his tongue you wouldn't be surprised you'd just be like yeah thats about right. Not sure what this post was going to be about originally
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I've said this before: a Michelle Yeoh + Ming-Na Wen sapphic John Wick/Equalizer type movie where they're retired spies or assassins or whatever, living a quiet life when something happens that causes them to have to go kill a BUNCH of dudes.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I've said this before: a Michelle Yeoh + Ming-Na Wen sapphic John Wick/Equalizer type movie where they're retired spies or assassins or whatever, living a quiet life when something happens that causes them to have to go kill a BUNCH of dudes.
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not one line of the Financial Times has been dedicated to examining the success or failure of a capitalist enterprise. not a one bsky.app/profile/eins...
A perfect example of capitalist propaganda disguised as common sense: the question of "competent execution" is never raised about any capitalist endeavor qua capitalist endeavor, ever, while it's tautologically obvious that competent execution is important for the success of any human effort at all
this genuinely is socialism in miniature. the idea is good, but it all depends on competent execution
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
not one line of the Financial Times has been dedicated to examining the success or failure of a capitalist enterprise. not a one bsky.app/profile/eins...
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Buddhist lama who ends all his koans with "wyd in that situation?"
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Buddhist lama who ends all his koans with "wyd in that situation?"
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I manage all of this, a dialysis machine, a ventilator, tubes, a stressed out family, and more, but the government thinks we aren't professionals
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I manage all of this, a dialysis machine, a ventilator, tubes, a stressed out family, and more, but the government thinks we aren't professionals
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Just in case you thought this was a ridiculous hypothetical, it’s actually a thing she did, and it’s racked up one thousand three hundred big views on youtube in the 7 hours it’s been up, so take that libs.
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Just in case you thought this was a ridiculous hypothetical, it’s actually a thing she did, and it’s racked up one thousand three hundred big views on youtube in the 7 hours it’s been up, so take that libs.
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ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
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Just because #Florida was spared any landfalls this year doesn't mean the 2025 hurricane season wasn't terrifying.
My biggest takeaways from the 2025 Atlantic hurricane season www.nbcmiami.com/weather/hurr...
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Just because #Florida was spared any landfalls this year doesn't mean the 2025 hurricane season wasn't terrifying.
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This is so incredible. You have to see the photos. These workers held the line for THREE YEARS www.publicsource.org/post-gazette...
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
This is so incredible. You have to see the photos. These workers held the line for THREE YEARS www.publicsource.org/post-gazette...
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Why does Trump refuse to use the National Treasure to lower grocery prices?
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Why does Trump refuse to use the National Treasure to lower grocery prices?
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It's extremely telling that none of these pieces quote Linehan's actual tweets. It sounds from the dates that this was steady harassment for more than two weeks.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It's extremely telling that none of these pieces quote Linehan's actual tweets. It sounds from the dates that this was steady harassment for more than two weeks.
I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence.
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence.
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