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muscular baby jeb lund
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Need a content writer? Seen in The Guardian, Rolling Stone, The Nation, NBC, TNR, TruthDig, Esquire, etc. Host the "It's Christmastown" Hallmark movies podcast with David Roth & "Quaid in Full" with Sarah Bunting. He/Him. Tampa.

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · Nov 7
Scalded by negative reviews for their first "Hanukkah" movie ("Who Is the Secret Jew Among Us at Christmas?"), Hallmark responded by making a movie that is the MOST Jewish. Naturally, @davidjroth.bsky.social and I made @mauraquint.bsky.social, @ugarles.bsky.social and @andylevy.net watch it with us.
itschristmastown.bsky.social It's Christmastown @itschristmastown.bsky.social · Nov 7
A magical matchmaker who looks like Lady Moff Tarkin brings together coastal deli dynasties with the help of Lisa Loeb and a doorman so two cloned Bubbes can fight over potatoes in an almost anthropologically Jewish Hallmark movie.
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141 - The Great Yiddish Bake Off
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mobute.bsky.social
January 22, 2026 at 1:44 PM
mobute.bsky.social
i would never have predicted it and yet it is somehow perfect that the regime's bold new strategy is driving Precious Moments™ figurine Greg Bovino to stand in front of various convenience stores pulling early Britney "gaaaah! i'm famous! who knew!" faces while surrounded by his ICE dancers
January 22, 2026 at 1:24 PM
mobute.bsky.social
thought about this again this morning, gosh this was good
lilywrites.bsky.social Lily @lilywrites.bsky.social · 18h
New from me in Episodes on Minnesota and the goons who will never break its resolve episodes.ghost.io/minnesota-mi...
Growing up in Texas in the 2000s, I resisted with all my might the idea of loving a place simply because I was told I was supposed to love it. For good or ill, my heart has always resisted the volitions of others. But love for a place and a community, I have found, is not something you can be told you must have. It is not tended, and if it's planted, it's only by accident, by the casting of seeds on the wind. Real love like this cannot be domesticated or enforced or tied to the evils of nationalism. It is a garden gone wild, a vast meadow bringing new life from the remains of a disaster zone. It creates itself through the beauty of a misty lake in late autumn as you look out the window of the city bus, the kids behind you razzing each other in Somali on their way home from school. I love beyond measure the way a multicultural city and region and state becomes more and more itself as people from different parts of the nation and world join in creating it. I love being part of a place that is greater than you or your language or your culture, somewhere that exists beyond and above the sum of its disparate parts. I don't want to die to defend this idea I find so beautiful, this way of living that those in power vocally despise. But I'm no longer afraid of what these goons could do to me, and neither are my neighbors. I proudly sign my name to what I am doing and what I believe. There is no terror they can visit on us that will break our resolve. This is what Minnesota is.
January 22, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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ndrew.bsky.social
democrats are scared people will think theyre against this
discosaurus.bsky.social Disco @discosaurus.bsky.social · 19h
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
Kid in a hat and backpack, maybe 5, getting detained
January 22, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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luigithirty.bsky.social
Expedia You’re going to The Hague! Your accommodation is booked and everyone’s expecting you.
January 22, 2026 at 3:22 AM
mobute.bsky.social
can't believe i forgot to get steve perry something for his birthday again this year
January 22, 2026 at 12:30 PM
mobute.bsky.social
"And these big guys—huge guys—they come up to me with tears in their eyes. And they say, 'It's Greg Bovino, Mr. President. He's very tiny. People are asking ICE agents if they get half off on travel for taking the Roaming Gnome with them. He's a little baby man.' And he is. Little Baby Man Grrrreg!"
January 22, 2026 at 3:27 AM
mobute.bsky.social
each day, each clicked link is a potential winner of the "reading through a teary blur" lottery. spin the wheel, see for yourself
lilywrites.bsky.social Lily @lilywrites.bsky.social · 18h
New from me in Episodes on Minnesota and the goons who will never break its resolve episodes.ghost.io/minnesota-mi...
Growing up in Texas in the 2000s, I resisted with all my might the idea of loving a place simply because I was told I was supposed to love it. For good or ill, my heart has always resisted the volitions of others. But love for a place and a community, I have found, is not something you can be told you must have. It is not tended, and if it's planted, it's only by accident, by the casting of seeds on the wind. Real love like this cannot be domesticated or enforced or tied to the evils of nationalism. It is a garden gone wild, a vast meadow bringing new life from the remains of a disaster zone. It creates itself through the beauty of a misty lake in late autumn as you look out the window of the city bus, the kids behind you razzing each other in Somali on their way home from school. I love beyond measure the way a multicultural city and region and state becomes more and more itself as people from different parts of the nation and world join in creating it. I love being part of a place that is greater than you or your language or your culture, somewhere that exists beyond and above the sum of its disparate parts. I don't want to die to defend this idea I find so beautiful, this way of living that those in power vocally despise. But I'm no longer afraid of what these goons could do to me, and neither are my neighbors. I proudly sign my name to what I am doing and what I believe. There is no terror they can visit on us that will break our resolve. This is what Minnesota is.
January 21, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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itsthebrandi.bsky.social
The combination of the image and headline
January 21, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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whstancil.bsky.social
guys minneapolis is a living hell today. they've tear-gassed so many people, tear-gassed a park, beaten people up in front of me. greg bovino is rolling around to gas stations and posing in front of them, trying to cause a riot.
January 21, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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nickparish.bsky.social
1/3 Reich
January 21, 2026 at 8:25 PM
mobute.bsky.social
johnny cab ass face
chaddavis.photography daviss @chaddavis.photography · 20h
Border Commander Greg Bovino stands outside a South Minneapolis gas station this morning with BORTAC officers in what seemed like an effort to draw more and more people to the scene as other agents shoot high resolution video of the crowd yelling and blowing whistles.
January 21, 2026 at 8:21 PM
mobute.bsky.social
why would europe need a new microblogging platform when there's cyberdust
January 21, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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anjalikdayal.bsky.social
You could probably copy and paste the existing agreements into a word document, print them on your office letterhead, and hand them over to him, and he’d be like oooo look at this great deal we’re getting
peark.es George Pearkes @peark.es · 18h
Oh man Rutte absolutely pulled one over on Donnie, looking forward to hearing what BS he offered up.

Dollar HOD on this and stocks ripping.
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Based upon a very productive meeting that I have had with the Secretary General of NATO, Mark Rutte, we have formed the framework of a future deal with respect to Greenland and, in fact, the entire Arctic Region. This solution, if consummated, will be a great one for the United States of America, and all NATO Nations. Based upon this understanding, I will not be imposing the Tariffs that were scheduled to go into effect on February 1st. Additional discussions are being held concerning The Golden Dome as it pertains to Greenland. Further information will be made available as discussions progress. Vice President JD Vance, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Special Envoy Steve Witkoff, and various others, as needed, will be responsible for the negotiations — They will report directly to me. Thank you for your attention to this matter! DONALD J. TRUMP PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 162 ReTruths 518 Likes Jan 21, 2026, 2:27 PM
January 21, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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scratchbomb.bsky.social
avoid the rush and start registering LLCs for your fusion restaurant concepts right now
January 21, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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seantcollins.com
If you're doing lines, stay in lines!
January 21, 2026 at 6:22 PM
mobute.bsky.social
This is easily the best time in 40 years to get into cocaine. If you've been putting it off, don't wait any longer!
January 21, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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emmaberquist.bsky.social
as someone who lives in texas, I'm really enjoying how indignant americans are getting about being held responsible for trump
January 21, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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kenwhite.bsky.social
When this is over, amoral anti-American law firms like Jones Day will eagerly be running Operation Paperclip for the lawless scum of the Trump DoJ like D. John Sauer, and the profession has to find a way to inflict debilitating harm on those firms and their managers or give up on the rule of law.
klasfeldreports.com Adam Klasfeld @klasfeldreports.com · 22h
After Sauer says Lisa Cook "was given an opportunity" to respond to the allegations, KBJ asks whether that due process was: "She supposed to post about it, and that was the opportunity to be heard?"

Yes, Sauer replies.
January 21, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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mauraquint.bsky.social
RFK Jr is in my town holding a measles-fest and long-lost communicable diseases party so I went to protest & met a protesting RN who had to cover her face - her office treats unvaxxed families and she feared they'd see her and stop coming; "it's not the kids' faults they're sick, the kids need help"
January 21, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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timeagan.bsky.social
“Strong chewer” my ass.
January 21, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it

Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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liaswopemitchell.bsky.social
seen at 38th & Hiawatha this morning
graffiti on a utility box says NOEM WILL HANG. The neon vest of a man on ICE watch is visible in the background
January 21, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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3ak5c.bsky.social
Nutlick got Gored. It’s spelled Nutlick!
January 21, 2026 at 1:30 PM