muscular baby jeb lund
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Need a content writer? Seen in The Guardian, Rolling Stone, The Nation, NBC, TNR, TruthDig, Esquire, etc. Host the "It's Christmastown" Hallmark movies podcast with David Roth & "Quaid in Full" with Sarah Bunting. He/Him. Tampa.
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A magical matchmaker who looks like Lady Moff Tarkin brings together coastal deli dynasties with the help of Lisa Loeb and a doorman so two cloned Bubbes can fight over potatoes in an almost anthropologically Jewish Hallmark movie.
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141 - The Great Yiddish Bake Off
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Scalded by negative reviews for their first "Hanukkah" movie ("Who Is the Secret Jew Among Us at Christmas?"), Hallmark responded by making a movie that is the MOST Jewish. Naturally, @davidjroth.bsky.social and I made @mauraquint.bsky.social, @ugarles.bsky.social and @andylevy.net watch it with us.
each day, each clicked link is a potential winner of the "reading through a teary blur" lottery. spin the wheel, see for yourself
New from me in Episodes on Minnesota and the goons who will never break its resolve episodes.ghost.io/minnesota-mi...
January 21, 2026 at 11:06 PM
each day, each clicked link is a potential winner of the "reading through a teary blur" lottery. spin the wheel, see for yourself
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The combination of the image and headline
January 21, 2026 at 9:43 PM
The combination of the image and headline
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guys minneapolis is a living hell today. they've tear-gassed so many people, tear-gassed a park, beaten people up in front of me. greg bovino is rolling around to gas stations and posing in front of them, trying to cause a riot.
January 21, 2026 at 9:33 PM
guys minneapolis is a living hell today. they've tear-gassed so many people, tear-gassed a park, beaten people up in front of me. greg bovino is rolling around to gas stations and posing in front of them, trying to cause a riot.
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1/3 Reich
January 21, 2026 at 8:25 PM
1/3 Reich
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Border Commander Greg Bovino stands outside a South Minneapolis gas station this morning with BORTAC officers in what seemed like an effort to draw more and more people to the scene as other agents shoot high resolution video of the crowd yelling and blowing whistles.
January 21, 2026 at 8:21 PM
johnny cab ass face
why would europe need a new microblogging platform when there's cyberdust
January 21, 2026 at 7:48 PM
why would europe need a new microblogging platform when there's cyberdust
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You could probably copy and paste the existing agreements into a word document, print them on your office letterhead, and hand them over to him, and he’d be like oooo look at this great deal we’re getting
Oh man Rutte absolutely pulled one over on Donnie, looking forward to hearing what BS he offered up.
Dollar HOD on this and stocks ripping.
Dollar HOD on this and stocks ripping.
January 21, 2026 at 7:41 PM
You could probably copy and paste the existing agreements into a word document, print them on your office letterhead, and hand them over to him, and he’d be like oooo look at this great deal we’re getting
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avoid the rush and start registering LLCs for your fusion restaurant concepts right now
January 21, 2026 at 6:39 PM
avoid the rush and start registering LLCs for your fusion restaurant concepts right now
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If you're doing lines, stay in lines!
January 21, 2026 at 6:22 PM
If you're doing lines, stay in lines!
This is easily the best time in 40 years to get into cocaine. If you've been putting it off, don't wait any longer!
GAO report finds use of Coast Guard in crackdown on migrants hurt its ability to intercept illegal drugs being smuggled into country. www.tampabay.com/news/florida... via @tampabaytimes.bsky.social
Did migrant crisis hamper Coast Guard’s drug efforts in Florida?
The Coast Guard announced record drug busts the same week that a report found that responding to migrants got in the way of seizing drugs.
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January 21, 2026 at 6:19 PM
This is easily the best time in 40 years to get into cocaine. If you've been putting it off, don't wait any longer!
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as someone who lives in texas, I'm really enjoying how indignant americans are getting about being held responsible for trump
January 21, 2026 at 4:47 PM
as someone who lives in texas, I'm really enjoying how indignant americans are getting about being held responsible for trump
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When this is over, amoral anti-American law firms like Jones Day will eagerly be running Operation Paperclip for the lawless scum of the Trump DoJ like D. John Sauer, and the profession has to find a way to inflict debilitating harm on those firms and their managers or give up on the rule of law.
After Sauer says Lisa Cook "was given an opportunity" to respond to the allegations, KBJ asks whether that due process was: "She supposed to post about it, and that was the opportunity to be heard?"
Yes, Sauer replies.
Yes, Sauer replies.
January 21, 2026 at 4:10 PM
When this is over, amoral anti-American law firms like Jones Day will eagerly be running Operation Paperclip for the lawless scum of the Trump DoJ like D. John Sauer, and the profession has to find a way to inflict debilitating harm on those firms and their managers or give up on the rule of law.
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RFK Jr is in my town holding a measles-fest and long-lost communicable diseases party so I went to protest & met a protesting RN who had to cover her face - her office treats unvaxxed families and she feared they'd see her and stop coming; "it's not the kids' faults they're sick, the kids need help"
January 21, 2026 at 4:01 PM
RFK Jr is in my town holding a measles-fest and long-lost communicable diseases party so I went to protest & met a protesting RN who had to cover her face - her office treats unvaxxed families and she feared they'd see her and stop coming; "it's not the kids' faults they're sick, the kids need help"
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“Strong chewer” my ass.
January 21, 2026 at 4:58 AM
“Strong chewer” my ass.
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
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seen at 38th & Hiawatha this morning
January 21, 2026 at 2:53 PM
seen at 38th & Hiawatha this morning
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Nutlick got Gored. It’s spelled Nutlick!
January 21, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Nutlick got Gored. It’s spelled Nutlick!
Part 1 of America's Nazi employment miracle it out. Now to seize their businesses and assets, bar half the population from working, manipulate the currency until people get wise and then kick the can down the road by invading a neighbor, losing horribly and then getting rebuilt by the United States.
January 21, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Part 1 of America's Nazi employment miracle it out. Now to seize their businesses and assets, bar half the population from working, manipulate the currency until people get wise and then kick the can down the road by invading a neighbor, losing horribly and then getting rebuilt by the United States.
[after clogging workplace's only toilet] We’re a respected country again. Maybe like never before.
January 21, 2026 at 12:45 PM
[after clogging workplace's only toilet] We’re a respected country again. Maybe like never before.
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I've been thinking about this a lot, for months: Gaza was a breaking point between verifiable reality and liberal governance. "AI" sparks fears ppl will believe things that aren't true, but Gaza SHOWED things that WERE true—& western governments, universities & news outlets pretened they were not.
What did we think Trump was going to do, if Europe showed him we would fully collaborate on the total destruction of the Gaza Strip and ferociously repeat even the most absurd lies about it to our citizens? Did we think he would decide: best to not push the law breaking and war crimes, be sensible.
January 21, 2026 at 10:28 AM
I've been thinking about this a lot, for months: Gaza was a breaking point between verifiable reality and liberal governance. "AI" sparks fears ppl will believe things that aren't true, but Gaza SHOWED things that WERE true—& western governments, universities & news outlets pretened they were not.
lol watching the us go after cuba is like watching a kid at the last hole at a miniature golf place just needing to get the thing 15 feet into the snake's mouth for a free game and instead rocketing the ball 150 feet out across the road, ricocheting off the median into a bmw windshield, every time
After Venezuela, Trump’s imperial sights are now set on Cuba.
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January 21, 2026 at 12:29 PM
lol watching the us go after cuba is like watching a kid at the last hole at a miniature golf place just needing to get the thing 15 feet into the snake's mouth for a free game and instead rocketing the ball 150 feet out across the road, ricocheting off the median into a bmw windshield, every time
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Always read (and listen to) Radley Balko, even if it's in the NY Times.
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“We can still stop these abuses of power, but we need to be clear about what we’re facing. This is no longer a conversation about law enforcement or immigration policy. This is about authoritarianism.”
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Opinion | I’ve Covered Police Abuse for 20 Years. What ICE Is Doing Is Different.
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January 21, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Always read (and listen to) Radley Balko, even if it's in the NY Times.
Gift link below.
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They had to turn the plane around because the two-pound rawhide chew they gave Trump was supposed to last the whole trip but he ate it.
January 21, 2026 at 4:57 AM
They had to turn the plane around because the two-pound rawhide chew they gave Trump was supposed to last the whole trip but he ate it.
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January 21, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.
January 23, 2024 at 6:04 PM
It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.