muscular baby jeb lund
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Need a content writer? Seen in The Guardian, Rolling Stone, The Nation, NBC, TNR, TruthDig, Esquire, etc. Host the "It's Christmastown" Hallmark movies podcast with David Roth & "Quaid in Full" with Sarah Bunting. He/Him. Tampa.
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A magical matchmaker who looks like Lady Moff Tarkin brings together coastal deli dynasties with the help of Lisa Loeb and a doorman so two cloned Bubbes can fight over potatoes in an almost anthropologically Jewish Hallmark movie.
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141 - The Great Yiddish Bake Off
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Scalded by negative reviews for their first "Hanukkah" movie ("Who Is the Secret Jew Among Us at Christmas?"), Hallmark responded by making a movie that is the MOST Jewish. Naturally, @davidjroth.bsky.social and I made @mauraquint.bsky.social, @ugarles.bsky.social and @andylevy.net watch it with us.
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They have made it clear, as a matter of policy and in almost every aspect of American life, that it doesn't matter if you don't agree, and it doesn't matter if you die.
Just Say 'No' - Truthdig
We're all disposable to Trump, but as the people of Minnesota have shown, we can't wait for someone else to stop his ethnic cleansing campaign.
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January 23, 2026 at 6:04 PM
They have made it clear, as a matter of policy and in almost every aspect of American life, that it doesn't matter if you don't agree, and it doesn't matter if you die.
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Thousands outside Terminal 1 at the Minneapolis airport now.
January 23, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Thousands outside Terminal 1 at the Minneapolis airport now.
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“It’s going horrendously. I don’t mean there have been a few minor speed bumps; I mean the bus is pancaked, Wile E. Coyote–style, against the side of the mountain.“ www.theringer.com/2026/01/21/m...
The Five Farcical Principles of the ‘CBS Evening News’
Tony Dokoupil and Bari Weiss’s new broadcast has been one debacle after another. Let's try to make sense of it all, with or without whiskey.
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January 23, 2026 at 11:14 AM
“It’s going horrendously. I don’t mean there have been a few minor speed bumps; I mean the bus is pancaked, Wile E. Coyote–style, against the side of the mountain.“ www.theringer.com/2026/01/21/m...
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I’m watching a lot of home decor diy because I hate it. Covering a Dollar Tree pot rack with some paint called, like, Sweet Pickles Lavender Mood. Wrapping a styrofoam cooler with chicken wire and spraying on Home Memories Tickled Tan. “You can’t even tell my credenza was a tampon box.” You can.
January 23, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I’m watching a lot of home decor diy because I hate it. Covering a Dollar Tree pot rack with some paint called, like, Sweet Pickles Lavender Mood. Wrapping a styrofoam cooler with chicken wire and spraying on Home Memories Tickled Tan. “You can’t even tell my credenza was a tampon box.” You can.
heard that wolf parade song from "heated rivalry" on the radio, hoping this leads to a renaissance in 2000s yodeling don knotts indie rock vocals
January 23, 2026 at 2:33 AM
heard that wolf parade song from "heated rivalry" on the radio, hoping this leads to a renaissance in 2000s yodeling don knotts indie rock vocals
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don't ever talk to me about how great the ivies are
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 7:50 PM
don't ever talk to me about how great the ivies are
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The ICE deaths we're not talking about
Trump's biggest concentration camp in Texas is rocked by 3 deaths in 33 days - one deemed 'homicide' after a violent encounter with guards. The ICE detention death rate is 10X (!!) Biden's final year
My new column on a crisis www.inquirer.com/opinion/deat...
Trump's biggest concentration camp in Texas is rocked by 3 deaths in 33 days - one deemed 'homicide' after a violent encounter with guards. The ICE detention death rate is 10X (!!) Biden's final year
My new column on a crisis www.inquirer.com/opinion/deat...
People are dying in Trump’s squalid concentration camps | Will Bunch
People are dying in ICE detention facilities at nearly 10 times the rate of the Biden years. It will likely get worse.
www.inquirer.com
January 22, 2026 at 5:51 PM
The ICE deaths we're not talking about
Trump's biggest concentration camp in Texas is rocked by 3 deaths in 33 days - one deemed 'homicide' after a violent encounter with guards. The ICE detention death rate is 10X (!!) Biden's final year
My new column on a crisis www.inquirer.com/opinion/deat...
Trump's biggest concentration camp in Texas is rocked by 3 deaths in 33 days - one deemed 'homicide' after a violent encounter with guards. The ICE detention death rate is 10X (!!) Biden's final year
My new column on a crisis www.inquirer.com/opinion/deat...
i would never have predicted it and yet it is somehow perfect that the regime's bold new strategy is driving Precious Moments™ figurine Greg Bovino to stand in front of various convenience stores pulling early Britney "gaaaah! i'm famous! who knew!" faces while surrounded by his ICE dancers
January 22, 2026 at 1:24 PM
i would never have predicted it and yet it is somehow perfect that the regime's bold new strategy is driving Precious Moments™ figurine Greg Bovino to stand in front of various convenience stores pulling early Britney "gaaaah! i'm famous! who knew!" faces while surrounded by his ICE dancers
thought about this again this morning, gosh this was good
New from me in Episodes on Minnesota and the goons who will never break its resolve episodes.ghost.io/minnesota-mi...
January 22, 2026 at 1:18 PM
thought about this again this morning, gosh this was good
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democrats are scared people will think theyre against this
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 22, 2026 at 12:17 PM
democrats are scared people will think theyre against this
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can't believe i forgot to get steve perry something for his birthday again this year
January 22, 2026 at 12:30 PM
can't believe i forgot to get steve perry something for his birthday again this year
"And these big guys—huge guys—they come up to me with tears in their eyes. And they say, 'It's Greg Bovino, Mr. President. He's very tiny. People are asking ICE agents if they get half off on travel for taking the Roaming Gnome with them. He's a little baby man.' And he is. Little Baby Man Grrrreg!"
January 22, 2026 at 3:27 AM
"And these big guys—huge guys—they come up to me with tears in their eyes. And they say, 'It's Greg Bovino, Mr. President. He's very tiny. People are asking ICE agents if they get half off on travel for taking the Roaming Gnome with them. He's a little baby man.' And he is. Little Baby Man Grrrreg!"
each day, each clicked link is a potential winner of the "reading through a teary blur" lottery. spin the wheel, see for yourself
New from me in Episodes on Minnesota and the goons who will never break its resolve episodes.ghost.io/minnesota-mi...
January 21, 2026 at 11:06 PM
each day, each clicked link is a potential winner of the "reading through a teary blur" lottery. spin the wheel, see for yourself
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The combination of the image and headline
January 21, 2026 at 9:43 PM
The combination of the image and headline
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guys minneapolis is a living hell today. they've tear-gassed so many people, tear-gassed a park, beaten people up in front of me. greg bovino is rolling around to gas stations and posing in front of them, trying to cause a riot.
January 21, 2026 at 9:33 PM
guys minneapolis is a living hell today. they've tear-gassed so many people, tear-gassed a park, beaten people up in front of me. greg bovino is rolling around to gas stations and posing in front of them, trying to cause a riot.
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1/3 Reich
January 21, 2026 at 8:25 PM
1/3 Reich
johnny cab ass face
Border Commander Greg Bovino stands outside a South Minneapolis gas station this morning with BORTAC officers in what seemed like an effort to draw more and more people to the scene as other agents shoot high resolution video of the crowd yelling and blowing whistles.
January 21, 2026 at 8:21 PM
johnny cab ass face
why would europe need a new microblogging platform when there's cyberdust
January 21, 2026 at 7:48 PM
why would europe need a new microblogging platform when there's cyberdust
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You could probably copy and paste the existing agreements into a word document, print them on your office letterhead, and hand them over to him, and he’d be like oooo look at this great deal we’re getting
Oh man Rutte absolutely pulled one over on Donnie, looking forward to hearing what BS he offered up.
Dollar HOD on this and stocks ripping.
Dollar HOD on this and stocks ripping.
January 21, 2026 at 7:41 PM
You could probably copy and paste the existing agreements into a word document, print them on your office letterhead, and hand them over to him, and he’d be like oooo look at this great deal we’re getting