Brandi, Adebisi's Tiny Santa Hat Hatter😾
@itsthebrandi.bsky.social
I don't even do rollercoasters.
They're called slides. You can slide in em and go about ya business.
(No socks)
I feel like I could come to you because I always respected your hairline on television
Eph. Snack Caucus.MN.
https://linktr.ee/itsthebrandi
They're called slides. You can slide in em and go about ya business.
(No socks)
I feel like I could come to you because I always respected your hairline on television
Eph. Snack Caucus.MN.
https://linktr.ee/itsthebrandi
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Brandi Brown - Awkward Dating
YouTube video by Brandi
youtu.be
Folks, I do comedy. Here is an example of my stand up. I have some shows coming up too.. they're in the google doc
here: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
youtu.be/p-rLRG4QslU?...
here: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
youtu.be/p-rLRG4QslU?...
Are the smurfs the size of a Barbie or an American Girl doll?
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Are the smurfs the size of a Barbie or an American Girl doll?
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THE JOKER HITS THE LOGO BUZZER BEATER 🃏
(via: NBA)
(via: NBA)
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
THE JOKER HITS THE LOGO BUZZER BEATER 🃏
(via: NBA)
(via: NBA)
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what's wrong with this guy
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
what's wrong with this guy
Today I learned most Smurfs are around 100 years old but Papa Smurf is in his early 500s.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE 101-500 y/o Smurfs? What terrible thing happened?!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papa_Sm...
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE 101-500 y/o Smurfs? What terrible thing happened?!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papa_Sm...
![Papa Smurf is a character from the comic strip The Smurfs.[1] Most Smurfs are said to be about 100 years old. However, at the advanced age of 546[2] (553 in the 1980s series episode "The Littlest Giant"), Papa is the oldest Smurf and the leader of all Smurfs. Despite his age, he is still quite energetic.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yqfai233a7utmuh44lbypdso/bafkreifgw5oi2wt4aa7bky6o5j4mmxhkucnbzgu23safsrlhd2qnoq5tvy@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Today I learned most Smurfs are around 100 years old but Papa Smurf is in his early 500s.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE 101-500 y/o Smurfs? What terrible thing happened?!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papa_Sm...
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE 101-500 y/o Smurfs? What terrible thing happened?!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papa_Sm...
Sorry, I simply do not believe Isaac Chotiner stands a chance against me when I'm depressed, much like Ziwe doesn't work when the subject has no shame
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Sorry, I simply do not believe Isaac Chotiner stands a chance against me when I'm depressed, much like Ziwe doesn't work when the subject has no shame
I post too much because I don't have an inner monologue, I guess. That's the 5th most important thing I've learned today.
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I post too much because I don't have an inner monologue, I guess. That's the 5th most important thing I've learned today.
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Help settle a disagreement. Which end is the tip?
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Help settle a disagreement. Which end is the tip?
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
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KFF’s @larrylevitt.bsky.social advises signing up now, because once enrollment open ends you won’t have another chance.
You can sign as a hedge, in case a deal is passed, and decide to drop out later if there’s no deal.
You can sign as a hedge, in case a deal is passed, and decide to drop out later if there’s no deal.
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
KFF’s @larrylevitt.bsky.social advises signing up now, because once enrollment open ends you won’t have another chance.
You can sign as a hedge, in case a deal is passed, and decide to drop out later if there’s no deal.
You can sign as a hedge, in case a deal is passed, and decide to drop out later if there’s no deal.
*looks at protein intake over the past few weeks*
Oh, oh no. That is very low. No wonder I've been crazy.
Oh, oh no. That is very low. No wonder I've been crazy.
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
*looks at protein intake over the past few weeks*
Oh, oh no. That is very low. No wonder I've been crazy.
Oh, oh no. That is very low. No wonder I've been crazy.
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It's not that complicated. if I got paid like $10k/month posting macedonian culture war slop I'd be posting AI pics as a beautiful macedonian woman saying i can't walk around skopje anymore because of albanian crime
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It's not that complicated. if I got paid like $10k/month posting macedonian culture war slop I'd be posting AI pics as a beautiful macedonian woman saying i can't walk around skopje anymore because of albanian crime
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Ken Burns. He should just do a deep dive on himself.
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Ken Burns. He should just do a deep dive on himself.
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I generally try not to comment on Twitter but Isaac Chotiner is over there giving Semafor body blows right now and I just want to say I find it alarming that he's allowed to come for you without warning (asking for an interview)
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I generally try not to comment on Twitter but Isaac Chotiner is over there giving Semafor body blows right now and I just want to say I find it alarming that he's allowed to come for you without warning (asking for an interview)
Last time I touched my Fantasy F1 team was some point in the late spring and early summer. I straight up forgot I even had teams for at least a month. I'm no better than Ferrari engineers are. 😭😭😭
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Last time I touched my Fantasy F1 team was some point in the late spring and early summer. I straight up forgot I even had teams for at least a month. I'm no better than Ferrari engineers are. 😭😭😭
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Fuck wanting the confidence of a mediocre white man. Grant me the additional lives of Lane Kiffin, the luckiest white man on the planet.
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Fuck wanting the confidence of a mediocre white man. Grant me the additional lives of Lane Kiffin, the luckiest white man on the planet.
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This post by the USLPA needs to be seen and read.
The league withheld the materials from the USL Championship trophy celebration in retaliation for the players walking out in their USLPA shirts along with cutting out broadcast angles with that message.
www.instagram.com/p/DRcyNEdkhPs/
The league withheld the materials from the USL Championship trophy celebration in retaliation for the players walking out in their USLPA shirts along with cutting out broadcast angles with that message.
www.instagram.com/p/DRcyNEdkhPs/
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This post by the USLPA needs to be seen and read.
The league withheld the materials from the USL Championship trophy celebration in retaliation for the players walking out in their USLPA shirts along with cutting out broadcast angles with that message.
www.instagram.com/p/DRcyNEdkhPs/
The league withheld the materials from the USL Championship trophy celebration in retaliation for the players walking out in their USLPA shirts along with cutting out broadcast angles with that message.
www.instagram.com/p/DRcyNEdkhPs/
The number of women who seem to forget that Nuzzi wrote a fucking book...is stunning.
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The number of women who seem to forget that Nuzzi wrote a fucking book...is stunning.
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I ran into an advocate who told me that the 9 men detained from Canal Street last month struggled to find legal representation. Historically, Black immigrants experience disproportionately *more* removals than any other group. Anti-Black racism fuels US immigration in *every* way.
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I ran into an advocate who told me that the 9 men detained from Canal Street last month struggled to find legal representation. Historically, Black immigrants experience disproportionately *more* removals than any other group. Anti-Black racism fuels US immigration in *every* way.
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CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Batteries for E-Bikes from Rad Power Bikes Due to Fire Hazard; Risk of Serious Injury or Death www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Batteries for E-Bikes from Rad Power Bikes Due to Fire Hazard; Risk of Serious Injury or Death www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
Detroit once again not beating the allegations that it is not a real place
Animal Magic Mark 😭😭😭
www.instagram.com/reel/DRVFiPW...
Animal Magic Mark 😭😭😭
www.instagram.com/reel/DRVFiPW...
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Detroit once again not beating the allegations that it is not a real place
Animal Magic Mark 😭😭😭
www.instagram.com/reel/DRVFiPW...
Animal Magic Mark 😭😭😭
www.instagram.com/reel/DRVFiPW...
As I have said before, dating apps should let you choose to exclude places within range like airports. But on thing I didn't even think about is people in Detroit being within range of Windsor. Ooooh noooo.
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
As I have said before, dating apps should let you choose to exclude places within range like airports. But on thing I didn't even think about is people in Detroit being within range of Windsor. Ooooh noooo.
On this day in 2006, McLaren announced they were promoting Lewis Hamilton to F1.
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
On this day in 2006, McLaren announced they were promoting Lewis Hamilton to F1.
"You wanna listen to my business so badly, now you have to sit on my lap like baby cat and get pet pets for the first 15 minutes of my therapy" - the first 15 minutes of my therapy where my cat got such nice pet pets
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"You wanna listen to my business so badly, now you have to sit on my lap like baby cat and get pet pets for the first 15 minutes of my therapy" - the first 15 minutes of my therapy where my cat got such nice pet pets