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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾

@itsthebrandi.bsky.social

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I don't even do rollercoasters. They're called slides. You can slide in em and go about ya business. (No socks) I feel like I could come to you because I always respected your hairline on television Eph. Snack Caucus.MN. https://linktr.ee/itsthebrandi

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · Nov 17

Folks, I do comedy. Here is an example of my stand up. I have some shows coming up too.. they're in the google doc
here: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

youtu.be/p-rLRG4QslU?...

Brandi Brown - Awkward Dating

YouTube video by Brandi

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 1m

M Goo Goo
F Collective Soul
K Gin Blossoms

Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 2m

When my friends and I had a public access show as teens, we interviewed the Goo Goo Dolls backstage at a concert and they were really nice and funny to a bunch of dumb teens. Goo Goo.

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 36m

I love that I can track my fluctuating interests over a decade+ simply by revisiting Dork Forest episodes 😭

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 42m

So...she knows a JC Penny photographer...

Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 44m

"You don't have any photos that are taken in the city you supposedly live in? Suspicious!"

Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 44m

*grabs wastebasket*

MAYBEITISREALLYGOOD 🤢

Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 45m

When you see job listings for a company in your field and you're like, "Nah, what illegal or unethical shit are you doing that you have hire people money in this economy?"
It's like saying an unusually attractive man on a dating app.

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 47m

JJ Redick spending hours talking to ChatGPT should end well.

He should just go back to doing his pod where he makes LeBron stop lying about things.

futurism.com/artificial-i...

NBA Coach JJ Redick Says He Spends Hours Talking to His "Friend" ChatGPT

Second-year Lakers head coach JJ Redick gave fans pause after sharing he's been having long talks with a virtual buddy.

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 51m

[tries to say the obvious answer but keeps throwing up]

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 56m

disagree, we’re taking away one Super Bowl ring for every game he finishes under .500 this year

Chris Towers is in Offseason Mode @cptowers.bsky.social · 1h

Bill Belichick won 10 games with Matt Cassell and then made the playoffs with Mac Jones, so I don't think the UNC thing necessarily proves that he was always a fraud, like some folks are saying.

I think it proves he is *currently* a fraud, though.

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 57m

I calculated how much profit I would make from my buttons and I JUST broke even because I keep giving them away to my friends.

Thank you to Livewire audience members for getting me over the hump there. 😭😭😭

Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 1h

I'm not kidding. I saw the video for it and thought I was watching AI or satire but nah, that was posted by her official account.

Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 1h

Well now I want a tell-all memoir from the sentient Arch Deluxe that dated Mayor McCheese.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/01/n...

She Loved Eric Adams. She Kept It a Secret. Now She’s Talking.

www.nytimes.com

Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 1h

She lives in the US. So she's adjusted her expectations from appalled in Jamaican to appalled in Jamaican-American.

OTOH, I sent her State Fair roti prices from Harry Singh's and she was like, "That's reasonable."

Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 1h

Sam "Gen Z" Bergman wants to implement vibes tests.

TSA turns to coworkers, "Chat, can I get a vibe check?"

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 1h

My friend is from Jamaica and my favorite way to upset her for no reason is just to text her menu prices of Jamaican food I encounter. I'm pretty sure the patty prices from the MN State Fair is top 5 most messed up thing I've ever sent a friend.

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 1h

I like when she is so fed up with a potluck that she doesn't even codeswitch

Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 2h

*sees a plate of dry biscuits*

*Shaking camera*

DEATH ROW!!!

Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 2h

You, your lawyer and your uber driver can do that if you're funny.

Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 2h

Paris Hilton has a new cartoon with dogs with ADHD and...that dog is just acting like how all dogs act.

Someone give me a show with a service dog who can't keep a job because of it.

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ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 2h

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 2h

Calling Phee to tell her about how they took Teague Time from us

Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 2h

I was Teague Timing in a Courtney Williams jersey this summer. CBA gotta bring back jersey dresses.

www.instagram.com/reel/DPgk8mx...

Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 2h

I borrowed a large Courtney Williams jersey from someone this summer and accidentally Teague Timed.

Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 2h

This song needs to be 5 minutes long.