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muscular baby jeb lund
@mobute.bsky.social
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Need a content writer? Seen in The Guardian, Rolling Stone, The Nation, NBC, TNR, TruthDig, Esquire, etc. Host the "It's Christmastown" Hallmark movies podcast with David Roth & "Quaid in Full" with Sarah Bunting. He/Him. Tampa.

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no, not ten thousand, donald, ten. advance sales for screenings in england are 10. total. it's not really a moviegoing island.
the spinal tap manager's extremely irritable expression as he explains that the stonehenge monument is huge multi-ton stones and needs to be 17 feet high not, as he incorrectly notated, 17 inches
January 27, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1778
It's Nate Burleson on the CBS postgame show wearing a Paddington-ass hat.
January 25, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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you're telling me i get to enjoy a husky place kicker AND his name is "harrison mevis" AND...
the most harrison-mevis-ass face you've ever seen
January 19, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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my feelings about yam yam went from "lol ok" to "i'll rain vengeance on anyone who attacks yam yam" and honestly his spending an episode looking like "you can tell how serious james harden is about this postseason because he's coming to the locker room dressed like m. bison" was a huge part of that
A man sitting in a confessional chair on a reality show. He's wearing a black beret and a black beard that goes for another three inches or so past his chin, tapering inward a bit in that faintly trojan-looking affect that James Harden's beard has. He's also wearing a black dress shirt, buttoned up to the collar, sans tie. He's also wearing a red checked sportcoat that looks like it's straight out of the Herb Tarlek WKRP Winterwear Collection, with beautiful big lapels that belong on a big Red Army greatcoat and not a regular jacket, but whatever. He owns.
January 18, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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when you see your main dude and know you're going to be honking on bobo
steven tyler, notable for being a drummer, pedophile and the best entry on "men who look like old lesbians dot com," smirking his unbearable fuck smirk
January 18, 2026 at 6:37 AM
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tip of the cap to everyone keeping today holy
A screenshot from Wikipedia for the entry on Feast of the Ass, which is today. The quick summary reads: The Feast of the Ass (Latin: Festum Asinorum, asinaria festa) is a medieval Christian feast observed on 14 January, celebrating the flight into Egypt. It was originally celebrated primarily in France, as a by-product of the Feast of Fools celebrating the donkey-related stories in the Bible, in particular the donkey bearing the Holy Family into Egypt after Jesus' birth.
January 14, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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A still from The Simpsons. Two sherpas are standing next to each other in traditional mountaineering garb. One turns to the other and says (subtitled), "I foresaw your death last night." The other Sherpa replies, "Stop saying that."
January 14, 2026 at 12:58 PM
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jon, from garfield, in a suit, leaning over on the arms of a chewed-up armchair, yelling at garfield. "o hay," he says. garfield replies, "i like to troll"
January 10, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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the laziest possible photoshop rendering jar jar binks as batman
January 10, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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Stephen Miller on CNN, appearing before the White House. His mouth is open, and his face is recoiling in disgust. The chyron reads, "I can smell my own ass."
January 9, 2026 at 11:19 AM
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I'm aware of the stakes. I will stop at nothing to deplatform people posting in bad faith.
A still from the Simpsons, a promotion for the public-broadcaster's discussion program, whose title appears by chyron: "Municipal Roundtable." Behind it stand two men atop a jagged precipice, above a chasm. Twin bolts of lightning frame them as they, in professional suits and ties, fight with what appear to be a briefcase and a spiked mace.
January 9, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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Yeah, well,
The classic Stephen A. Smith tweet from May 26, 2015: "Take a look, y'all: IMD_4346.jpg" It was sent from his iPhone, just as an fyi. I don't know why you care about that, but I put it in here so you'd get off my back.
January 8, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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🎶 ARC LIGHT
RAINBOW BRITE
MEET SID BREAM 🎶
the leering giant head of carrie underwood screaming into a glittering microphone and dominating the city and arenascape, we must flee above the floodplain, she has shown no response to hails or light infantry fire
January 5, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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I know who I'd pick to head the Christian Provisional Authority
Erika Kirk, made up all to hell, white blazer, cross necklace, standing at a podium and casting her eyes upward, to the future
January 4, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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A fake Simpsons cover of Time magazine, with a hand holding an inanimate carbon rod above the words "In Rod We Trust."
December 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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A nine-panel comic strip entitled "Remembering Reagan." Each person in each panel recounts a different reason—a rich old white lady in pearls, a rich white guy in a suit, a white guy at an SUV, a white guy at a bar, a white guy on a congressional panel, a white woman in a power suit, two more white guys being interviewed on TV, one white lady with a cat. They are saying, in order: • "He tripled the national debt, but he had such CHARISMA!" • "He supported apartheid, but he was ALWAYS personable!" • "He backed Saddam, but he made us feel GOOD about ourselves." • "He crushed worker rights, but he was someone you could sit down and have a beer with." • "Star Wars turned out to be an expensive fantasy, but he had that INFECTIOUS OPTIMISM!" • "He backed death squads throughout Central America, but he always looked for the best in everyone." • "He looked the other way when Salvadoran allies raped American nuns, but he had that SELF-DEPRECATING HUMOR!" • "He confused old movies with foreign policy, but he was always QUICK WITH A JOKE." • "He traded arms for hostages and diverted money to drug-running death quads, but he never lost his SUNNY DISPOSITION."
December 17, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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A screenshot from The Simpsons, showing what Bart and Lisa are watching on TV: The Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour, a parody of the Power Rangers and the feedback loop of toymakers, etc., owning children's shows and feeding them commodity content. There is an added subtitle reading, "Congratulations to Lifetime MMBCECH Award Winner Donald J. Trump."
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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taking my parent-brain problem and making it other people's parent-brain problem
it's mayor motherfucking goodway, well-meaning but infinitely dangerous airhead mayor of adventure bay, singing to her goddamn chicken, only she's singing "don't cry for me, chickaletta," because my brain is broken
December 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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was going to drop a link to her trillion dollar coin bit in response people posting about remembering when heidi wasn't a loon, but then i saw this, which is hysterical
A screenshot of a quote post from user @hueyli.bsky.social. He is quoting an image post, in which the image is a Tweet by Heidi N. Moore, in which she writes: "The purpose of invading Venezuela is to steal its oil, guys. This is a pan-European project led by Norway. The European Parliament is eager for it because too much of Europe is dependent on Russian resources and they would love to steal it all from another country." Henry's post commenting on this reads, "I have to assume OP is a tankie. You recognize them by the fact that whenever they criticize Trump, they always drag in someone else to share the blame," which is one of the funniest things you could say about Heidi Moore. But I will give him credit, a person *would* have to assume that about Heidi, because the notion wouldn't survive a Google search or thinking about it for more than a minute. Really, the only way this post isn't embarrassing is if Hank's just punching a clock at an Eastern European troll farm, and I honestly hope for his sake that he is.
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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A screenshot from Dr. Naomi's Wolf's Twitter account, from during the pandemic. She is simply replying to a quote tweet with, "No! No!!"
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Sam Altman announces launch of 'Sex 2'
It's lying little fuckface Sam Altman, looking like it always does, like somehow someone took a six-year-old's face and made it 40.
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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guy in a black tee with the visible string of some kind of necklace, the stylized-messy hair of like 2001, with gleaming white teeth and brightly mirrored aviators making an expression that's like 80 percent insincere smile and 20 percent juuuuust barely concealed sneer
November 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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[ric flair voice] i just took your old lady for a ride on
a blown up screenshot of the words "amor fati"
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Steven Seagal smirking in The Glimmer Man
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM