muscular baby jeb lund
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Need a content writer? Seen in The Guardian, Rolling Stone, The Nation, NBC, TNR, TruthDig, Esquire, etc. Host the "It's Christmastown" Hallmark movies podcast with David Roth & "Quaid in Full" with Sarah Bunting. He/Him. Tampa. https://linktr.ee/mobute
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In Hallmark, as in the real world, the poison ingredient is phone. Time to model good mother-daughter behavior over shooters and forget about Roko's 1 Billion Americans. Join me and @davidjroth.bsky.social for a movie written a friendly mainstay of comedy Twitter you've been reading all these years.
itschristmastown.bsky.social
Tech CEO and kitchen oaf Rachael Leigh Cook gets Hallmark-wasted, Leans Out, and, with the help of Bobby Bacala's calzone triptych, learns that McKinseying her little sister's love life only puts her in the path of wine clowns.
Apple: bit.ly/3K1ybqQ
Amazon: bit.ly/3K4oV5d
Spotify: bit.ly/41StkhI
138 - Josie and the Gilrbosses
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mobute.bsky.social
Billy Crystal and HBO should release a director's cut of 61* that gets rid of that scene where a fan chucks a chair at Maris and instead chucks a chair, Vaughn Meader, an SM-65D Atlas missile and Nikita Khrushchev.
mobute.bsky.social
He designed the Spruce Moose, though. And his casino ran at a profit.
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razzball.bsky.social
Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥

Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey
Described in skeet Described in skeet
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ohrobin.bsky.social
Extremely un-friendly reminder that "credit scores" are predatory, discriminatory, controlled by for-profit companies, and should be abolished.
mobute.bsky.social
they should start playing that gotye song all the time again
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gwensnyder.bsky.social
A lot of suburban moms are swing voters, and this is fucking with them in a way that I don't think most Hot Take Political People even understand.

It's not just the expense, it's the way you shop for your cheap staple meal one day and, surprise! Tonight's dinner costs double what it did last week
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gwensnyder.bsky.social
I'm so tired. I just want to cook a dinner rotation where meals don't randomly double in price all the time
ericmgarcia.bsky.social
Rome is working closely with the European Commission to press the United States to reconsider an additional anti-dumping tariff on pasta imports which would effectively double their price, the Italian foreign ministry said.
www.reuters.com/business/rom...
Rome calls on US to reconsider extra tariff on pasta imports
With almost $800 million in exports, the U.S. is one of Italy's top three export markets for pasta, a staple of the country's culinary heritage and a substantial export commodity.
www.reuters.com
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meganhunt.bsky.social
No reputable medical or psychological association supports conversion therapy. Being LGBTQ+ is not an illness, and we don’t need to be cured.

We have been working to ban conversion therapy in Nebraska since 2019. With my LB 367, we could be next to ban this inhumane practice.
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responses to this are making me laugh so hard
mobute.bsky.social
he'd vamp for 5 minutes to make hurricane helms seem like a big deal! just take the millions and be the person the script says you're supposed to!
mobute.bsky.social
it's not even hustle culture bullshit, it's that cena isn't such an egomaniac that he insists the characters he plays in movies and tv shows be sacrificed to the character of "john cena pro wrestler." the hustling PR stuff's all downstream of his having terminal A-list brain with at best a B+ career
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boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com
Dunno man, seems a little misleading to write an article about Trump describing activity in Portland and Chicago as “insurrection” with a 33 year old photo of a burning donut shop taken in the 1992 LA Riots (sans caption explaining that) as the header on all your posts about it.
The picture from
The article with a picture of an armed men standing in front of a burning donut shop. You must click through to read the caption “
Two National guardsmen stand guard outside a burning donut shop in Los Angeles on April 30, 1992.
The National Guard was called in to aid police during the second day of rioting in the city.”
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baumann.bsky.social
A lot of things can happen between now and then, but just based on past experience I'm gonna die mad about that bunt
mobute.bsky.social
[remembering and smoking]
jamais bunt
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kleinman.bsky.social
Also if you have any pitches please send them my way. We want to cover stories that the CBS Newses of the world are too afraid of.
kleinman.bsky.social
The need for fearless. independent journalism has never been greater. Which is why I'm excited to announce that I have accepted a job to become the Head of Research at @heartlandsignal.bsky.social. We have big things in store so check us out.
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isaacbutler.bsky.social
I finally got a chance to write one of my dream assignments, an in depth evaluation of Daniel Day-Lewis, an actor whose achievements and methods cast a long shadow over the field, and whose work is often misunderstood.

slate.com/culture/2025...
Only One Performer Has Won Three Best Actor Oscars. Is It Fair That He’s Also a Joke?
He might be the greatest actor of all time—and the most misunderstood.
slate.com
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mattmiller.bsky.social
watched two eps of this show and had an almost visceral loathing of its blithely cruel hedonism. Sean gets at why.
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I wrote about The Hunting Wives, Erotic MAGA, and the literally libidinal appeal of fascism for @lukeoneil47.bsky.social's Welcome to Hell World
A high heel, jammed into a human mouth, forever
Sean T. Collins on The Hunting Wives
www.welcometohellworld.com
mobute.bsky.social
Keep thinking about Jesse Watters interviewing his producer as Shredder, Zorro, Jigsaw, the Dread Pirate Roberts, Hannibal Lecter, Rey Mysterio and the rabbit from Donnie Darko, them getting their own Fox panel show, Lecter coming down hard on bombing fishing boats as "tacky," being hugely outvoted.
decodingfoxnews.bsky.social
Last week Jesse Watters spoke to man named Eric who claimed he was formerly a member of antifa. Two years ago Watters interviewed Ramon "Mundo" Mendoza, a former Mexican Mafia member. Some folks thought the men looked similar. This is a side by side comparison. 🤷‍♀️