Razzball
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razzball.bsky.social
having the weirdest cravings
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sourcedumal.bsky.social
The way so many Black pet parents is finna be matching they pets lmaoooo
razzball.bsky.social
important update: Adidas’ new Pet Collection
Cat Cat Dog Cat
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pugganoche.bsky.social
We found Brandon’s dad.
One time my friend Brandon’s dad and his mom were in a heated argument in the car and she took his kid rock CD out of the player and threw it out the window with rage and he looked her dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same CD and put it back in the player.
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no-flashlight.bsky.social
I’ve been saying that my cat should be more Slavic
razzball.bsky.social
important update: Adidas’ new Pet Collection
Cat Cat Dog Cat
razzball.bsky.social
Sign-up for our free RazzJam Tournament, our annual fantasy basketball contest where the community joins with the experts to see who the best of the best of the best is! Drafts start on October 10th, join here: nfc.shgn.com/signup/baske...
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razzball.bsky.social
important update: Adidas’ new Pet Collection
Cat Cat Dog Cat
razzball.bsky.social
You know you hit the hot button when ARod has to drink milk
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marmosdad.bsky.social
What are we supposed to call a 38 year old Sid “The Kid” Crosby as he approaches the top of the hill?
I might not have an answer for that today, but I do have an answer to “Did anyone preview the Metropolitan Division?”

Spoiler: that’s a yes.

Happy Wednesday!
razzball.bsky.social
commercials for Google Cloud for baseball must’ve been done by an ad agency where no one knew baseball. How many bat taps? Who cares?
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ruthkapelus.bsky.social
I can’t decide what’s funnier. His description of his wife slingshotting his baby (who he calls that thing) out of her, or ‘women, man, what a breed’
razzball.bsky.social
“If I can get seconds, thirds and fourths on that raw milk now? Ooh boy!”
Bryce Harper on the birth of his fourth child, a boy, last week: "I've got an incredible wife, man. She pushed that thing out in three pushes and 30 seconds. She's an absolute monster doing it. Women, man, what a breed.
I'm serious, it's an incredible thing."
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billtwibh.bsky.social
Women sure are a great breed. It goes, like, golden retrievers, then appaloosa, then human women
razzball.bsky.social
“If I can get seconds, thirds and fourths on that raw milk now? Ooh boy!”
Bryce Harper on the birth of his fourth child, a boy, last week: "I've got an incredible wife, man. She pushed that thing out in three pushes and 30 seconds. She's an absolute monster doing it. Women, man, what a breed.
I'm serious, it's an incredible thing."
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missroyalkc.bsky.social
"That thing" ? "Women, man, what a breed." ????!? Please never speak again ok just hit the gd baseball. You know, next year.
razzball.bsky.social
“If I can get seconds, thirds and fourths on that raw milk now? Ooh boy!”
Bryce Harper on the birth of his fourth child, a boy, last week: "I've got an incredible wife, man. She pushed that thing out in three pushes and 30 seconds. She's an absolute monster doing it. Women, man, what a breed.
I'm serious, it's an incredible thing."