Danielle - Baseball & bad decisions ⚾
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Human disaster and Royals tweets in all caps. For legal purposes I am a joke. Science communication is important! Less doom pls 🌶️ https://linktr.ee/missroyalkc
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Seven seconds of video for no reason, enjoy your Sunday night
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No no please keep going, I feel like this is my life in narration!
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She was not her usual decisive self tonight, it actually took two trips before I got the approval meow on #4
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I really do feel things very very deeply. And I take on the emotions of others. I don't know why I do this or even how to stop doing it, I feel like I've just always been like this
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Cupcake hasn't been feeling well so she's been kind of extra needy so instead of me carrying her around 50% of the time, I'm doing it about 80% of the time. And we just did the water bowl roundabout twice before finally deciding on bowl number 4. End scene.
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He's killing me lol like dude. Just stop at "she was amazing" 😭
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Gd the primal urge I would have to just forcefully extend my arms out towards her back in a rage of temporary insanity
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Man, we did not deserve her but how lucky we were to have her💔🫶🏻
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I might be lying bc I'm a heathen with needs but I'd at least try to make sure he doesn't enjoy it lol
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I would never have sex with that man again lmaoooo like no, sorry, these four children are more tolerable than you
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I still can't get over this lol what the fuck, Harper. Jfc someone needs to be hired to watch over mama 24/7 to make sure she never reads this lol
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I had my third child (I was a surrogate, twice) in less than a minute after my water broke but if I ever heard it described like this I stg you will never forget the look that I would be looking lol
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"That thing" ? "Women, man, what a breed." ????!? Please never speak again ok just hit the gd baseball. You know, next year.
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“If I can get seconds, thirds and fourths on that raw milk now? Ooh boy!”
Bryce Harper on the birth of his fourth child, a boy, last week: "I've got an incredible wife, man. She pushed that thing out in three pushes and 30 seconds. She's an absolute monster doing it. Women, man, what a breed.
I'm serious, it's an incredible thing."
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Lol the fuck it does. Sounds exactly like a man, the women are not shocked lol
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Man agrees with other man's describing his wife like he's a breeding mare, absolutely not shocked.
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So maybe they should stick with sports and stay quiet about this
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FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK
!!!!!
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Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) said Tuesday he thinks it was a “terrible decision” for the NFL to tap Puerto Rican singer-songwriter Bad Bunny to headline the Super Bowl halftime show in February.

"He's not white, comes from some 'foreign land, and speaks spanish!'

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Johnson says Bad Bunny ‘terrible decision’ for Super Bowl, suggests Lee Greenwood
Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) said Tuesday he thinks it was a “terrible decision” for the NFL to tap Puerto Rican singer-songwriter Bad Bunny to headline the Super Bowl halftime show in February. “I…
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This fkn twat I swear to God
He needs a punch in the face I'm just done with him
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the house every day to go to work. I never would have imagined our government literally declaring war on its people. This is just unconscionable.
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just not even feeling any joy while watching. It's like brief flickers of light in the dark. Every day it feels like this, I feel like there's a huge pit in my stomach. Our country is truly in crisis. I mean this is all just so terrifying. I'm trying to imagine not being white and having to leave
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happening has literally been weighing on my heart every day. I remember even while sitting in my seat at Kauffman celebrating a Salvy HR, still thinking about Kilmer Abrego Garcia and what was happening to him. And I'm watching this post season game (and granted, it's not my team) but I really am