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dishwasher safe (top rack only) the internet’s girlfriend, but not yours.
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sasscarpone.bsky.social
spooky season approacheth 🎃🎃
me, tits in black halloween satin
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thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social
Hey Dave you want to go get Kershaw maybe
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mharvey816.bsky.social
And it was
michaelengel.bsky.social
it'd be so funny if Kershaw came in and got shelled
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abradacabla.bsky.social
Now witness the self destructive power of this fully operational Playoff Kershaw
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play-on-verbs.blacksky.app
this was 140 characters that changed PERSPECTIVES
sasscarpone.bsky.social
i hope kershaw gets fucking shelled
sasscarpone.bsky.social
you are such a lovely man.
sasscarpone.bsky.social
ohhhhhh that’s the stuff 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
razzball.bsky.social
Blue Jays are blasting Frank Sinatra’s “New York, New York” during their celebration
sasscarpone.bsky.social
you think they want us organizing??
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lolennui.bsky.social
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
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sasscarpone.bsky.social
probably be equally satisfying, tbh
sasscarpone.bsky.social
i’m going to have to try online dating but maybe instead i’d rather remove my own head from my body
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sasscarpone.bsky.social
really are a LOT of sports on atm
sasscarpone.bsky.social
A’ja Wilson God Mode 😮‍💨