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static klinger @jessespector.com · Aug 29
i wrote a few weeks ago about every mlb team’s home run record, thanks to pete alonso surpassing darryl strawberry with the mets

with nfl season coming, i looked up all 32 team touchdown records… only one is gonna fall this year
Each NFL Team's Touchdown King
This is an obvious spinoff to the last post here, Each MLB Team's Home Run King , so before we dive into football, a minor correction... Pet...
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static klinger @jessespector.com · 3h
you’re so paranoid
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static klinger @jessespector.com · 11h
i’d forgotten about this one
LSU 27, KENTUCKY 30… “FINAL”
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static klinger @jessespector.com · 12h
watch wichita win
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William Hazen @williamhazen.bsky.social · 1d
This is the most accurate depiction of the Midwest to date. Wichita has always felt like the last Midwest city while also being the first plains city.
Cultural Regions of the US
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👻🦇Sarah🧛🏻🎃 @13thgravegypt.bsky.social · 13h
He deserves this
The fan with the dump 61/62 here shirt got to meet Cal after the game and get a bat and ball autographed by Cal.
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 13h
the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here
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static klinger @jessespector.com · 13h
wait what
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Chuck Schumer @schumer.senate.gov · 15h
The government is shut down because Trump and the Republicans are hellbent on taking health care away from you.

And they won’t even come to the table to talk to us about it.

This is not about politics. It's about people.

Let’s break it down:
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static klinger @jessespector.com · 14h
the stigma will always be there
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static klinger @jessespector.com · 14h
brian cashman and aaron boone are the chuck schumer and hakeem jeffries of the right
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static klinger @jessespector.com · 14h
aaron boone, pack your shit

for vacation, because lol you’re never getting fired
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static klinger @jessespector.com · 15h
instead we’re gonna get four-team divisions when they finally get off their ass and get to 32
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static klinger @jessespector.com · 15h
good buddy
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static klinger @jessespector.com · 15h
not that the blue jays have minded playing the yankees, but mlb really should re-seed after the wild card round, not play it as a straight bracket
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static klinger @jessespector.com · 15h
oakland coliseum
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static klinger @jessespector.com · 15h
the toronto blue jays, america’s team
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Steve Ferra @abpow.bsky.social · 15h
it'd be hilarious if a Canadian team wins the Series this year of all years
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static klinger @jessespector.com · 15h
more like carlos radio because now he’s gonna have plenty of time to get his cb license
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static klinger @jessespector.com · 15h
yankees are gonna look themselves in the mirror, take a deep breath and tell themselves “we gotta get more racist”
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static klinger @jessespector.com · 15h
it’s @the-core.lol’s government name
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static klinger @jessespector.com · 15h
more like carlos radon because he’s poisoning the yankees’ season
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static klinger @jessespector.com · 15h
art carney’s joke “rookie pitcher” guess is so on the nose because the previous guests were dazzy vance and jimmie foxx, who did not stump the panel, but also got cartons of cigarettes
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static klinger @jessespector.com · 15h
cy young won $80 and a carton of cigarettes for stumping the panel on “i’ve got a secret” — i just saw this the other day and had never seen video of cy young or heard his voice before
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static klinger @jessespector.com · 15h
maybe a hospital tv!
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static klinger @jessespector.com · 15h
herbert hoover could have seen the beatles on ed sullivan
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17h
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
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static klinger @jessespector.com · 19h
spring football, brought to you by dick candy, the candy for your dick
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static klinger @jessespector.com · 22h
“turn to joe flacco to keep their playoff hopes alive”
moe with his head in the oven and a “no funeral” sign taped to his back
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static klinger @jessespector.com · 1d
sorry it’s hard to tell which team with no playoff wins someone is talking about
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