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no-flashlight.bsky.social
bobo tucci
@no-flashlight.bsky.social
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baseball, astrology, cats, music, marxism 🌾/⚖️/⚖️
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 2h
I’m usually pretty good at clocking virgos but i don’t know what specifically made me think she was a mutable dominant Saturnian Virgo. Sometimes I think my Mercury-Neptune square helps me subconsciously pick up on ~vibes~
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 2h
I love being able to guess people’s natal placements 😎 I’ve never seen Amy Poehler’s chart but I saw a clip of her talking about astrology. I thought “She’s giving Virgo, definitely has mutable placements but Saturn is prominent somehow”

Virgo sun/mercury/venus, aqua rising with Saturn in Gemini !
Amy Poehler’s birth chart
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 3h
So they can collect your biometric data 👍
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 5h
I just think a 5-inch inseam would help him pitch better
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 5h
GOMS but I can be persuaded to flip if Tommy Kahnle takes the mound wearing short shorts
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 8h
Girls only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting (Alan Duggan’s guitar tone)
Pears for Lunch
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 9h
I’ve been saying that my cat should be more Slavic
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 9h
important update: Adidas’ new Pet Collection
Cat Cat Dog Cat
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 9h
They’re just protecting Canada’s reputation for politeness by doing a gentleman’s sweep. It’s actually really nice of them to let the Jankees win one
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 9h
Oooh interesting! Another reason why I think perfume itself is Venusian but our experience of a scent is lunar
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 20h
I love being surprised by a perfume
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 21h
You might be Canadian too if she’s a citizen and you were born after 1977!
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 21h
As someone who is Probably Canadian, I just want to say that I disavow the Blue Jays’ performance tonight. I will not allow my reputation and the reputation of my likely compatriots to be dragged through the dirt this way
You are probably a Canadian citizen Based on the answers you gave us, you are most likely a Canadian citizen. This tool can help you find out if you are likely a Canadian citizen. But, the best way to know for sure is to apply for proof of Canadian citizenship.
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 22h
I left the Blue Jays for 20 minutes while I prepped dinner…… what the hell guys
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23h
Women be on beast mode when it comes to the creation of new life
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d
“If I can get seconds, thirds and fourths on that raw milk now? Ooh boy!”
Bryce Harper on the birth of his fourth child, a boy, last week: "I've got an incredible wife, man. She pushed that thing out in three pushes and 30 seconds. She's an absolute monster doing it. Women, man, what a breed. I'm serious, it's an incredible thing."
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 23h
I’m so glad I watched this with sound
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 23h
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 1d
Call him SLC Plunk
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 1d
It is
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 1d
Good job Matthew Lillard
Logan Gilbert
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 1d
I immediately thought of that “here’s my bob with my hair tucked behind my ears” TikTok
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 1d
Mohawk from the movie Gremlins 2 Chapin’s free-tailed bat, who has a mohawk
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 1d
Also this
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Michel -just me- @astrospeccion.bsky.social · Nov 12
The chart for the public launch for Bluesky Social, after it was no longer in invite-only beta mode.
Horoscopic inception chart for the public launch of Bluesky Social. February 6th, 2024, at 6 AM PST, in Seattle, WA (Bluesky HQs).
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 1d
I’ve seen a few floating around!
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🌞 𝐋𝐨𝐚𝐢𝐳𝐚 @academicaries.bsky.social · Oct 19
here’s the chart I was able to cast: October 4, 2021 in Wilmington, DE, USA. no time of inception
Inceptional chart for BlueSky, with the planets in the following positions: Moon in Virgo, Mercury retrograde in Libra, Venus in Scorpio, Mars in Libra, Sun in Libra, Jupiter retrograde in Aquarius and Saturn retrograde in Aquarius.
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 1d
Literally just finished yelling at him on ig
latimes_sports The Dodgers appears headed back to World Series after overcoming their greatest obstacle with championship-caliber performance at Citizens Bank... Me: DON’T JINX IT OMG
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 1d
Why did I hear these Fiona Apple lyrics and immediately think of October baseball
Everything good I deem too good to be true Everything else is just a bore Everything I have to look forward to Has a pretty painful and very imposing before - Fiona Apple, “O’ Sailor”
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