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Zombieland Matt @matthiasvw.bsky.social · 1d

I personally can't wait for "Love At Isle Royale National Park" where some perfectly attractive actors have a meet cute on a piney strand while a group of wolves are just stripping an elk carcass to the joints in the background

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It's Christmastown @itschristmastown.bsky.social · 1d

Hopefully this numbs the NLDS.

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It's Christmastown @itschristmastown.bsky.social · 2d

It turns out the horniest Hallmark movie ever is an avalanche safety video where an unbearable manchild no-sells a woman's competency and outsources dumping strumpets to his daughter on the way to a night of live music by "Melvin."
Apple: bit.ly/42v4vsG
Spotify: bit.ly/42zqYVo
Amazon: bit.ly/4q3QoV0

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It's Christmastown @itschristmastown.bsky.social · 2d

It turns out the horniest Hallmark movie ever is an avalanche safety video where an unbearable manchild no-sells a woman's competency and outsources dumping strumpets to his daughter on the way to a night of live music by "Melvin."
Apple: bit.ly/42v4vsG
Spotify: bit.ly/42zqYVo
Amazon: bit.ly/4q3QoV0

139 - Snow Crashing the Joe Morgan Moneyball Universe

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It's Christmastown @itschristmastown.bsky.social · 8d

We're only about 20 minutes into a 78-minute draft copy, but this is a pleasantly easy edit, and it should be ready within a week or so.

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It's Christmastown @itschristmastown.bsky.social · 8d

Next time you a fantasy cast, send me some iso Zencaster Magic tracks and the original iso audio and I can give a listen. I think the problems will be the same: Running any batch of cleanup/dynamic plugins hard enough to be effective for most podcasts means just brute-forcing most audio into "okay."

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It's Christmastown @itschristmastown.bsky.social · 8d

I processed less on this one, but all that wound up doing was adding time on the edit. I did a side-by-side of the lightly processed Riverside Magic version and one where I took our original sourced tracks ran them through my default plugins, and even a slop pass of the latter is SO much richer.

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It's Christmastown @itschristmastown.bsky.social · 9d

It's a partner-free weekend, so it's: One God Damn Thing After Another; an MLB postseason preview; Benny Johnson—GAY???—while wife sobs at home???; the fate of Pee Man; Ryan Murphy reconsidered; pilsners aplenty; auteur slumming; Baker the Bucs and bonkers fans; and nearly ALL guys remembered.

Fever Dream, Vol. 56: The Order of the Bathrobe | This Week In Atrocity

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It's Christmastown @itschristmastown.bsky.social · 9d

It's a partner-free weekend, so it's: One God Damn Thing After Another; an MLB postseason preview; Benny Johnson—GAY???—while wife sobs at home???; the fate of Pee Man; Ryan Murphy reconsidered; pilsners aplenty; auteur slumming; Baker the Bucs and bonkers fans; and nearly ALL guys remembered.

Fever Dream, Vol. 56: The Order of the Bathrobe | This Week In Atrocity

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Christopher @cekent.bsky.social · 14d

“ … It’s that and trying to look up girls’ dresses”— @davidjroth.bsky.social on French exceptionalism.

This one is worth the Patreon $$$

It's Christmastown @itschristmastown.bsky.social · 17d

We welcome the years of lead by watching my son torment a loved one; Dave wears the wrong mayoral beret; Thomas Chatterton Williams' tortured writing is nothing on Jeb's erotic dream blog; we go INTO the Guyterion Closet to talk Jordan Peterson and Ashtray Farage—and Roux Tech presents: DLNO DSHLDS.

Fever Dream, Vol. 55: The Charlie Kirk Memorial Years of Lead | This Week In Atrocity

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It's Christmastown @itschristmastown.bsky.social · 12d

We did write seriously about this stuff once upon a time, but the begged questions inherent to a Rockwellian "real America" have never quite gone away, and all that's left is repeating your repeated observation. They've started to play with those begged questions but not in any institutional manner.

Hallmark Movies Are the MAGA of Holiday Entertainment

They’re odes to a past that never existed, and a future that will never arrive

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It's Christmastown @itschristmastown.bsky.social · 12d

People have asked about this, and we keep forgetting to pin it, but here is a complete (unpaywalled) list of the movies we've covered, in case you've been meaning to jump in with one you've heard about.

Complete Movies List (Updating) | This Week In Atrocity

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It's Christmastown @itschristmastown.bsky.social · 16d

Come for the confirmation that Mack is a real guy, stay for Jeb's semi-assed sourdough recipe.

Mack @wifeguy.org · 17d

Love seeing this as a show note: I can confirm, @jlohaylo.bsky.social and I are real. (Got to subscribe to the pod if you want that last name, though: like feet, it ain’t free.)

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It's Christmastown @itschristmastown.bsky.social · 17d

We welcome the years of lead by watching my son torment a loved one; Dave wears the wrong mayoral beret; Thomas Chatterton Williams' tortured writing is nothing on Jeb's erotic dream blog; we go INTO the Guyterion Closet to talk Jordan Peterson and Ashtray Farage—and Roux Tech presents: DLNO DSHLDS.

Fever Dream, Vol. 55: The Charlie Kirk Memorial Years of Lead | This Week In Atrocity

www.patreon.com

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It's Christmastown @itschristmastown.bsky.social · 17d

We welcome the years of lead by watching my son torment a loved one; Dave wears the wrong mayoral beret; Thomas Chatterton Williams' tortured writing is nothing on Jeb's erotic dream blog; we go INTO the Guyterion Closet to talk Jordan Peterson and Ashtray Farage—and Roux Tech presents: DLNO DSHLDS.

Fever Dream, Vol. 55: The Charlie Kirk Memorial Years of Lead | This Week In Atrocity

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It's Christmastown @itschristmastown.bsky.social · 21d

I hate moving!

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 22d

In this story I unpack some complicated feelings on the Buffalo Bills Hallmark movie, and Hallmark movies in general. Also yes that's Joe Pantoliano. He's in the Bills Hallmark movie. defector.com/the-hallmark...

The Hallmark Channel And The Buffalo Bills Encourage You To "Go For Four" | Defector

There are a number of reasons why I will not reveal how many Hallmark movies I’ve seen, and only one of them is that I myself have tried very hard to avoid knowing the precise number. Whatever it is, ...

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Ho! Ho! Holiday Viewing! @sleepykittypaw.bsky.social · 24d

Cable is dying, and Hallmark remains primarily linear play. Other cable channels aren’t their competition, fact that people just don’t watch payTV is. They’re an indie, not part of larger conglomerate, and they miscalculated with relaunch of their streamer last year. Smaller expected, but half is 😬

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It's Christmastown @itschristmastown.bsky.social · 24d

Would be curious to hear from any of our Hallmark insiders why this is happening, but a good placeholder guess is that Hallmark had already glutted their own market and GAC/Netflix/Amazon/Ion making similar material only worsened the ROI on making more movies than linear time allows you to broadcast

Ho! Ho! Holiday Viewing! @sleepykittypaw.bsky.social · 24d

Hallmark Christmas Debuts, 2025 ➡️ 2024

Hallmark Channel: 24 ➡️ 33
Hallmark Mystery: 0 ➡️ 9
Hallmark+: 0 ➡️ 8
Total NEW Movies: 24 in 2025 vs 50 in 2024

New Scripted Series: 2 ➡️ 2
New Reality Series: 3 ➡️ 2
New Specials: 2 ➡️ 0

The last time Hallmark had fewer than 30 new Christmas movies was 2015 (22)

Hallmark’s Countdown to Christmas 2025

24 New-for-2025 Movies
October 18: A ROYAL MONTANA CHRISTMAS (Fiona Gubelmann & Warren Christie)
October 19: A CHRISTMAS ANGEL MATCH (Meghan Ory & Benjamin Ayres)
Ocober 25: MERRY CHRISTMAS TED COOPER (Kimberley Sustad & Robert Buckley)
November 1: CHRISTMAS ON DUTY (Janel Parrish & Parker Young)
November 2: A NEWPORT CHRISTMAS (Ginna Claire Mason & Wes Brown)
November 8: CHRISTMAS ABOVE THE CLOUDS (Erin Krakow & Tyler Hynes)
November 9: A KELLER CHRISTMAS VACATION (Jonathan Bennett, Brandon Routh, Eden Sher & Anand Desai-Barochia; f.k.a. FORCED FAMILY CHRISTMAS)
November 15: THREE WISEST MEN (Andrew Walker, Tyler Hynes & Paul Campbell)
November 16: TIDINGS FOR THE SEASON (Tamera Mowry Housley & BJ Britt; f.k.a. TONIGHT’S TOP STORY)
November 22: HOLIDAY TOUCHDOWN: A BILLS LOVE STORY (Holland Roden, Matthew Daddario, Joe Pantoliano, Tracy Pollan & Patti Murin)
November 23: MELT MY HEART THIS CHRISTMAS (Laura Vandervoort & Stephen Huszar)
November 27: WE MET IN DECEMBER (Autumn Reeser & Niall Matter; f.k.a. LAST CHRISTMAS EVE)
November 28: THE SNOW MUST GO ON (Heather Hemmens & Corey Cott)
November 28: THE MORE THE MERRIER (Rachel Boston, Brendan Penny & Damar Hamlin)
November 29: AN ALPINE HOLIDAY (Laci J Mailey, Julien Marlon Samani & Ashley Williams; f.k.a. CHRISTMAS IN THE ALPS)
November 29: A GRAND OLE OPRY CHRISTMAS (Nikki DeLoach, Kristoffer Polaha, Sharon Lawrence, James Denton & Brad Paisley)
November 30: THE CHRISTMAS CUP (Rhiannon Fish & Ben Rosenbaum)
November 30: CHRISTMAS AT THE CATNIP CAFE (Erin Cahill & Paul Campbell)
December 6: SHE’S MAKING A LIST (Lacey Chabert & Andrew Walker)
December 7: SINGLE ON THE 25TH (Lyndsy Fonseca & Daniel Lissing)
December 13: A SUITE HOLIDAY ROMANCE (Jessy Schram & Dominic Sherwood; f.k.a. A MAGICAL NEW YORK CHRISTMAS)
December 14: OY TO THE WORLD! (Brooke D’Orsay & Jake Epstein)
December 20: A MAKE OR BREAK HOLIDAY (Hunter King & Evan Roderick; f.k.a. HOLIDAY BREAK)
December 21: T…

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It's Christmastown @itschristmastown.bsky.social · 24d

Everyone is saying this.

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It's Christmastown @itschristmastown.bsky.social · 24d

It was the obligatory move, dog.

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 25d

RIP Robert Redford, the Mad Dog had your back

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Uh oh, it's Siobhan 🏳️‍⚧️ @keyboardbrawl.bsky.social · 25d

I don't know what it says about me that I understood this before I even listened to the episode.

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It's Christmastown @itschristmastown.bsky.social · 26d

Tech CEO and kitchen oaf Rachael Leigh Cook gets Hallmark-wasted, Leans Out, and, with the help of Bobby Bacala's calzone triptych, learns that McKinseying her little sister's love life only puts her in the path of wine clowns.
Apple: bit.ly/3K1ybqQ
Amazon: bit.ly/3K4oV5d
Spotify: bit.ly/41StkhI

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It's Christmastown @itschristmastown.bsky.social · 26d

We just wanna make the world a better place and make sure that the proportions of desserts in it are reasonable.

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