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Eric_Time

@erictime.bsky.social

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They must have amnesia because they forgot that I’m Him

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Eric_Time @erictime.bsky.social · Feb 16

Might just turn this into a thread of 90s women who can spin me around until I’m dizzy then shove me into a rock quarry

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meat stains @petegain.es · 16h

big ten: *upsets the Lord*
The Lord: *indiana is the best team now*

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Eric_Time @erictime.bsky.social · 21h

The League of Shadows ain’t played ‘Bama, Pawl!

Eric_Time @erictime.bsky.social · 22h

Could evaporate tomorrow and wouldn’t be remembered two years from now

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Eric_Time @erictime.bsky.social · 1d

City of Detroit should eminent domain the team.

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Eric_Time @erictime.bsky.social · 1d

Tiers of who should win:
Tier I. Mariners - Seattle is cool. Get the Narubers a damn trophy finally.

Tier II. Brewers - Milwaukee is cool. Beer and stuff.

Tier F-2b: Blue Jays. Vladdy cool, but fuck Roger Clemens, Fuck Joe Carter, Fuck Robbie Alomar, et al.

Tier Hit By A Train: Cubs & Dodgers

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Cross-laminated & Skinned her 👻 🦇 🎃 @nickhasthoughts.com · 1d

welp

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Eric_Time @erictime.bsky.social · 1d

Swing da bat

Eric_Time @erictime.bsky.social · 1d

BAMOOOOOOOOS

Eric_Time @erictime.bsky.social · 1d

The crisis of masculinity would be solved if we had shitty little bars on every other corner.

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Eric_Time @erictime.bsky.social · 1d

Is Gather 22 not open for sportsball viewing?

Eric_Time @erictime.bsky.social · 1d

a close up of a woman 's face with tears running down her face

Alt: a close up of a Ariana grande 's face with tears running down her face

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Eric_Time @erictime.bsky.social · 1d

Bring this shit home Skoobie

Eric_Time @erictime.bsky.social · 1d

Somehow RiRi Anti is one of the most quintessential Spooky Szn albums. Just a vibe of some kind.

ANTI (Deluxe)

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Eric_Time @erictime.bsky.social · 1d

He’s mad as h-e-double-hockeysticks

Eric_Time @erictime.bsky.social · 1d

Wait is Cam Skattebo part of the Hallmark Universe? Why am I seeing @itschristmastown.bsky.social icons? Is Danny Dimes a Baxter or the hometown boyfriend the female lead let get away in favor of a new, annoying guy? Am I having a stroke?

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Eric_Time @erictime.bsky.social · 1d

We just need like 6-7 more of us on here to make sure it happens.

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Eric_Time @erictime.bsky.social · 1d

Real shame there’s no NFL or Philly connection (so far) because I’ve got “The Wind-Up Go Birds Chronicle” locked and loaded.

Eric_Time @erictime.bsky.social · 1d

People need to be chanting “Jump! JUMP! JUMP!!!“ at these guys. Or “Sho-t Yourself!” I gotta believe they’re super susceptible to intrusive thoughts in these situations.

Leigh Kunkel @leighkunkel.bsky.social · 2d

New roof guys behind us, so that's cool

Love to be surrounded by snipers

ICE agents on the roof next to the protest

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

Praying for bananaruptcy

Banana Ball is expanding.

The Banana Ball Championship League, home of the Savannah Bananas, has added two more baseball teams as it gears up for the league's inaugural 2026 season

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Eric_Time @erictime.bsky.social · 1d

James Austin Johnson could make it happen

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chad @chadomalley.com · 2d

I hate how absolutely accurate that comparison is. Even worse is we'll never get Trump doing a cover of Werewolf Bar Mitzvah.

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Eric_Time @erictime.bsky.social · 2d

I love that all the GOP shitheads are just Grizz and Dot Com telling Jack and Liz that they need to get Tracy a Kennedy Center award or he’s going to lock himself in an electrical closet and just start cutting wires.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."

(It doesn't work like that lol)

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 2d

I wanna hang out with Larry

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Eric_Time @erictime.bsky.social · 2d

I gotta find the persimmon tree plug. I need that smushy fruit. I think they cut down the one at 54th and Winthrop that we used to go to when I was a kid.

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greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 2d

down there fluffing and wadding up my wife's labia like an old flat pillow

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