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Secretly Jay
@secretjay.bsky.social
Husband | Father | Dad joke enthusiast

ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSE ONLY

Ramblings: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5qzxizrvfs5ovl3bwwkowvk3/feed/aaafiirt4uukg

Ohio's cool. Ask me about it.
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Lately, I’ve been consistently finding myself in a bad place.

No, not mentally.

It’s just that I live in Ohio.
This Valentine's day all married men should be calling their ex-gfs and buying her sweet treats and gifts.*

*your ex-gf is also your wife, this was a test.
February 14, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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nice shitpost you got there

be a shame if someone were to make a serious reply to it
February 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Roses are red
Violets are……blue? What?
This doesn’t rhyme
And neither will this.
February 14, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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Don't forget to leave KY and condoms out for cupid tonight
February 13, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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screw you, walt disney, when are woodland animals going to show up and do my dishes
February 14, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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mfer forgot the word humidifier and asked if the air wetter was on
February 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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couples who sit on the same side of the booth pls stop it's weirding the rest of us out
February 13, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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i enjoyed the giggles, but could have done without the shits
February 12, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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I’m tired but if anyone’s starting an angry mob I could muster the energy
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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If we’re together when a Celine Dion song comes on, you better fucking lock in
February 11, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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You ever type out a well thought out and structured joke skeet only to delete for fear of offending someone? Yeah me neither.
February 12, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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i told my dad i was switching his phone to dark mode and he said don’t do that i need to see happy things
February 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Lately, I’ve been consistently finding myself in a bad place.

No, not mentally.

It’s just that I live in Ohio.
February 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Hot Take: Winter Olympics is where you put all the B-tier sports from gym class.
February 11, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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If you shake me like a soda bottle I will also explode (in your mom)
February 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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Have you considered following my account? The benefits are minimal, but the joy you will bring me is priceless.
February 9, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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i should be called the quad goddess bc i can eat four eclairs in one sitting
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Ok ok this is pretty dope.
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Butts butts butts. Well played.
February 9, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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Hey, you did a good job today. I'm proud of you
February 5, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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My posts always look funnier when they’re reskeeted by someone else
February 5, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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yes yes truck nuts of course but where pray tell is the truck penis
February 6, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Tuesday is just a second Monday if we're being quite honest.
February 3, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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You don’t have to listen to a groundhog. Wear your flip flops in the snow. Tank tops in -2. No one can stop you. Dream big
February 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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here’s a fun game i made up it’s called “how may donuts can it fit in my belly before it starts to hurt?”
February 2, 2026 at 2:53 PM