Secretly Jay
@secretjay.bsky.social
Husband | Father | Dad joke enthusiast
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Ohio's cool. Ask me about it.
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Ohio's cool. Ask me about it.
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Lately, I’ve been consistently finding myself in a bad place.
No, not mentally.
It’s just that I live in Ohio.
No, not mentally.
It’s just that I live in Ohio.
This Valentine's day all married men should be calling their ex-gfs and buying her sweet treats and gifts.*
*your ex-gf is also your wife, this was a test.
*your ex-gf is also your wife, this was a test.
February 14, 2026 at 5:27 PM
This Valentine's day all married men should be calling their ex-gfs and buying her sweet treats and gifts.*
*your ex-gf is also your wife, this was a test.
*your ex-gf is also your wife, this was a test.
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nice shitpost you got there
be a shame if someone were to make a serious reply to it
be a shame if someone were to make a serious reply to it
February 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
nice shitpost you got there
be a shame if someone were to make a serious reply to it
be a shame if someone were to make a serious reply to it
Roses are red
Violets are……blue? What?
This doesn’t rhyme
And neither will this.
Violets are……blue? What?
This doesn’t rhyme
And neither will this.
February 14, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Roses are red
Violets are……blue? What?
This doesn’t rhyme
And neither will this.
Violets are……blue? What?
This doesn’t rhyme
And neither will this.
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Don't forget to leave KY and condoms out for cupid tonight
February 13, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Don't forget to leave KY and condoms out for cupid tonight
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screw you, walt disney, when are woodland animals going to show up and do my dishes
February 14, 2026 at 12:58 AM
screw you, walt disney, when are woodland animals going to show up and do my dishes
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mfer forgot the word humidifier and asked if the air wetter was on
February 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
mfer forgot the word humidifier and asked if the air wetter was on
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couples who sit on the same side of the booth pls stop it's weirding the rest of us out
February 13, 2026 at 1:33 AM
couples who sit on the same side of the booth pls stop it's weirding the rest of us out
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i enjoyed the giggles, but could have done without the shits
February 12, 2026 at 5:47 PM
i enjoyed the giggles, but could have done without the shits
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I’m tired but if anyone’s starting an angry mob I could muster the energy
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I’m tired but if anyone’s starting an angry mob I could muster the energy
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If we’re together when a Celine Dion song comes on, you better fucking lock in
February 11, 2026 at 1:27 AM
If we’re together when a Celine Dion song comes on, you better fucking lock in
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You ever type out a well thought out and structured joke skeet only to delete for fear of offending someone? Yeah me neither.
February 12, 2026 at 1:19 AM
You ever type out a well thought out and structured joke skeet only to delete for fear of offending someone? Yeah me neither.
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i told my dad i was switching his phone to dark mode and he said don’t do that i need to see happy things
February 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
i told my dad i was switching his phone to dark mode and he said don’t do that i need to see happy things
Lately, I’ve been consistently finding myself in a bad place.
No, not mentally.
It’s just that I live in Ohio.
No, not mentally.
It’s just that I live in Ohio.
February 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Lately, I’ve been consistently finding myself in a bad place.
No, not mentally.
It’s just that I live in Ohio.
No, not mentally.
It’s just that I live in Ohio.
Hot Take: Winter Olympics is where you put all the B-tier sports from gym class.
February 11, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Hot Take: Winter Olympics is where you put all the B-tier sports from gym class.
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If you shake me like a soda bottle I will also explode (in your mom)
February 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
If you shake me like a soda bottle I will also explode (in your mom)
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Have you considered following my account? The benefits are minimal, but the joy you will bring me is priceless.
February 9, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Have you considered following my account? The benefits are minimal, but the joy you will bring me is priceless.
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i should be called the quad goddess bc i can eat four eclairs in one sitting
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 PM
i should be called the quad goddess bc i can eat four eclairs in one sitting
Ok ok this is pretty dope.
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Ok ok this is pretty dope.
Butts butts butts. Well played.
February 9, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Butts butts butts. Well played.
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Hey, you did a good job today. I'm proud of you
February 5, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Hey, you did a good job today. I'm proud of you
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My posts always look funnier when they’re reskeeted by someone else
February 5, 2026 at 10:21 PM
My posts always look funnier when they’re reskeeted by someone else
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yes yes truck nuts of course but where pray tell is the truck penis
February 6, 2026 at 2:34 AM
yes yes truck nuts of course but where pray tell is the truck penis
Tuesday is just a second Monday if we're being quite honest.
February 3, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Tuesday is just a second Monday if we're being quite honest.
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You don’t have to listen to a groundhog. Wear your flip flops in the snow. Tank tops in -2. No one can stop you. Dream big
February 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
You don’t have to listen to a groundhog. Wear your flip flops in the snow. Tank tops in -2. No one can stop you. Dream big
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here’s a fun game i made up it’s called “how may donuts can it fit in my belly before it starts to hurt?”
February 2, 2026 at 2:53 PM
here’s a fun game i made up it’s called “how may donuts can it fit in my belly before it starts to hurt?”