lalalyds
@lalalyds.bsky.social
I like love corned beef hash
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lalalyds
@lalalyds.bsky.social
· Nov 22
Assert dominance at the Thanksgiving table by peeling the skin off the turkey and wearing it on your face
You can baste my turkey if you wanna
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 AM
You can baste my turkey if you wanna
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The best plac is you.
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The best plac is you.
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When you slick your hair back at night to be dark and late nitey but your cowlick is naturally against casual lite spelling
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
When you slick your hair back at night to be dark and late nitey but your cowlick is naturally against casual lite spelling
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The CIA made me memorize the alphabet with my mind. MKLmnop. But seriously why is there a literal street of sesame on the 1 2 3 dollar bill
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The CIA made me memorize the alphabet with my mind. MKLmnop. But seriously why is there a literal street of sesame on the 1 2 3 dollar bill
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Do you prefer it in the can?
cranberry sauce maybe
cranberry sauce maybe
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Do you prefer it in the can?
cranberry sauce maybe
cranberry sauce maybe
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Shut up and chew your multivitamin, Kevin.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Shut up and chew your multivitamin, Kevin.
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I’m like if a ramblin’ man stayed home
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’m like if a ramblin’ man stayed home
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I’d say I’m most ambitious and confident when I am at a buffet
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I’d say I’m most ambitious and confident when I am at a buffet
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Getting older and my idea of pre-gaming is taking a nap and then canceling my plans.
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Getting older and my idea of pre-gaming is taking a nap and then canceling my plans.
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Who the fuck can afford to have thanksgiving?
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Who the fuck can afford to have thanksgiving?
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what does it mean when your elbow can no longer hold up your forearm
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
what does it mean when your elbow can no longer hold up your forearm
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Ran outta shortbread cookies for my lemon cream pie so I crushed some Italian sprinkle cookies & Stella D’oro Margherites & now I have a 3 cookie crust going & that doesn’t even sound like a mistake
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Ran outta shortbread cookies for my lemon cream pie so I crushed some Italian sprinkle cookies & Stella D’oro Margherites & now I have a 3 cookie crust going & that doesn’t even sound like a mistake
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Trust me when I say I know Dolly Parton has the gift of prophecy. All she has to do is close her eyes hold her breasts & she foresees…
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Trust me when I say I know Dolly Parton has the gift of prophecy. All she has to do is close her eyes hold her breasts & she foresees…
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I always see ads “is it adhd or high IQ? Take the quiz now!” & it’s like are we fightin or fuckin internet pick a lane
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I always see ads “is it adhd or high IQ? Take the quiz now!” & it’s like are we fightin or fuckin internet pick a lane
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If you wear jeans to hang around the house, I wanna know who hurt you, who caused you trauma & pain, coz I’m gonna fuck them up for makin you do sucha thing
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
If you wear jeans to hang around the house, I wanna know who hurt you, who caused you trauma & pain, coz I’m gonna fuck them up for makin you do sucha thing
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I just read my skeet link and discovered that I'm funny af
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I just read my skeet link and discovered that I'm funny af
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another food thread from betty: get granddad to put you back in the will with my green bean casserole. you can tell him you created the recipe yourself. i don't mind. just send me a nice card or something sometime.
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
another food thread from betty: get granddad to put you back in the will with my green bean casserole. you can tell him you created the recipe yourself. i don't mind. just send me a nice card or something sometime.
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says awkward and weird things logging on
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 AM
says awkward and weird things logging on
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A spittoon and a singing bowl walk into a dark den of deep meditation. Zen says is none of you lost. Singing bowl spits out a mallet and spittoon says see I told you, if you got me hammered they would not be able to tell us apart, that was my cowboy
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
A spittoon and a singing bowl walk into a dark den of deep meditation. Zen says is none of you lost. Singing bowl spits out a mallet and spittoon says see I told you, if you got me hammered they would not be able to tell us apart, that was my cowboy
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*launches a pie rescue for all unwanted pie
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
*launches a pie rescue for all unwanted pie
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No the turkey neck in my profile pic isn't seasonal
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
No the turkey neck in my profile pic isn't seasonal
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*mouth full of yams
This club can't even handle me right now
This club can't even handle me right now
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
*mouth full of yams
This club can't even handle me right now
This club can't even handle me right now
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Oh ha ha sorry, I forgot you existed
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Oh ha ha sorry, I forgot you existed