lalalyds
@lalalyds.bsky.social
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lalalyds.bsky.social
We're all just doing the best we can right now, okay?
lalalyds.bsky.social
If sitting at your kitchen table slightly drunk, watching the sunset, and listening to those old songs that meant something is wrong, then I don't want to be right
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tuskjenkins.bsky.social
Imaginary conversations will actually unprepare you for nobody else being there
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saltymactavish.bsky.social
Saying more by saying less. Spaghetti.
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saltymactavish.bsky.social
When Charlie Brown sulked for 40 years upon receiving only rocks in his pillowcase, I felt that
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wilboo72.bsky.social
I’ve been deemed a ‘flight risk’.

That means I’m likely to drink a whole flight of margaritas.
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runoldman.bsky.social
Never become so old in your soul that your heart forgets how to laugh.
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runoldman.bsky.social
Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.
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im-all-id.me
Drinking Miller lite out of a wine glass who gives a shit anymore
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kellalena.bsky.social
I’ve never let an onion ring go to voicemail.
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
Sorry for trying to swipe left on your bluesky profile.
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blisskissed.bsky.social
I could make a mixtape about it.
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etbeeegood.bsky.social
sometimes feel like reverting to egg form
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turbojerry.bsky.social
sitting on the outskirts ain’t so bad; you don’t always gotta be the center of attention, homie
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tuskjenkins.bsky.social
What you can only imagine does not pay for reality. That's what I always wrote on the memo line of all my checks, because back then it was time to stop saying I can only imagine to foolish dreams with tales of cashing blank stares at any bank wall
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anniemumary.bsky.social
I wasn’t only friends with her bc of her snoopy snow cone maker, but it didn’t hurt.
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anniemumary.bsky.social
They have Halloween lint rollers. You know how the kids love lint rollers.
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jaredgonia.bsky.social
I can't post that thought, brain.
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notjpo.bsky.social
Just know that your great grandparents are looking down at you from heaven feeling so proud of your butthole skeets
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sofarrsogud.bsky.social
Be the reason they start searching bags for googly eyes at the entrance to your local zoo.
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blobstar.bsky.social
New sneaker squeaks on a hardwood floor. Not sneaky at all.
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blobstar.bsky.social
I gave your dad a pack of cigarettes. He'll be home soon.
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doomkick.com
Last night a DJ saved my life.
Thank God they knew CPR.
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jaredgonia.bsky.social
So what do I do if the world doesn't end
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xinicit.bsky.social
"Don't be weird" OK bro but if I stop breathing I'll pass out