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Assert dominance at the Thanksgiving table by peeling the skin off the turkey and wearing it on your face
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got a feeling that today's the day I get answers
a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"

Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"

Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
April 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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ARE YOU READY TO ROKERRRRR!?!

Time to mute me.
(kracks knuckles)

I'm goin' in.
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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If you’re still sleeping, when you wake up I want yous to know you’ve made me smile/crack up & maniacally laugh into a screen for years now & I can only love yous for that. So thanks.🦃🧡🤎💛🧡🤎💛🦃
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Gonna leave this here so we can all feel virtue signaled together. Happy Thanksgiving ya filthy turkeys 🦃🧡💛🤎🧡💛🤎🦃
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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You're not fatter. Your clothes shrank.
Yw.
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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She asked how my DIY project was going. I said "been better" and inadvertently fired my mouthful of nails at her.
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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trying this new thing where i'm vivacious
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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i dunno, guys, what’s it like to know how to talk to people
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Am of the belief that none of my light switch/outlet covers have to match. Door knobs either.
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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I wanna know who the fuck invented putting pineapple on holiday ham because I wanna give them a forehead kiss
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Gonna play Cupid & stick maraschino cherries in the holes of the pineapple slices on the holiday ham like “It’s always nice seeing 2 soulmates finally get to be together. Give thanks 4 happy endings”
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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True Americana is just knowing you don’t need toothpicks to secure your pineapple slices to your Coca-Cola ham because that’s what cloves are for
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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[eyeing her plate] babe will you please pass me a strand of spaghetti
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Fine. I will share my nana’s creamed corn recipe but I shan’t be responsible for anyone’s boner
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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*Looks you dead in the eye* A good quality olive oil is better than butter
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Mark Ruffalo is so fuckin sexy sucha babe & Scorpio/Sagittarius cusp I just know in my soul he a lil fun freak like that ugh
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Thinking about how one Thanksgiving, even though she had a million things to do, Gram invited me to sleep over cause “everyone should wake up to the smell of turkey in the oven at least once.”
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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the inventor or bread storage thought he had a winner but it was just a twist tie
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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however you celebrate this year remember: do not drop your phone in the toilet
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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You can fit more pie in if you orient the taper of the wedge properly
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
You can baste my turkey if you wanna
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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The best plac is you.
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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When you slick your hair back at night to be dark and late nitey but your cowlick is naturally against casual lite spelling
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM