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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 10h

I believe in life after death like scientifically cause almost every rotting tomato & pumpkin ive thrown back in the dirt comes back as a plant in the Spring unless they like don’t have the will or somethin

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 5d

fairy godmother (w/huge rack) would fix me

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 5d

You guessed I had to be there in such a convincing way that I knew you weren't guessing and I hereby christen this time machine the I'm Ready To Laugh Now

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Casper @caspxerr.bsky.social · 4d

Days 3 & 4 from my #cringetober prompt list :D

Day 3: Self-insert (kind of)
Day 4: Nightcore

I've been wanting to do this one for a while so I took this as an excuse to do so! :D
My oc Leo, as the "Angel With A Shotgun" Nightcore song artwork!

#art #oc #nightcore

A digital stylized drawing of my original character named Leo drawn as the artwork for Angel With A Shotgun. The drawing features Leo standing against a brick wall with dark brown hair, a yellow flower in his hair, an undone tie, a white sweater, and black pants. He wears various necklaces and has his hand covering his mouth as he looks off to the right side of the image. The right of the image features a big wing painted against the brick wall, with dripping paint and splatters of paint.

The drawing is an interpretation of the image used in this YouTube video: https://youtu.be/cvaIgq5j2Q8?si=GbMgcYdrYE8yxqqQ

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 4d

[giving treats to dog]
thank you for not being people

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 4d

I wasn't digging that dream but I cheered it on anyway because you were in it, mix it up I said, the childhood fears and adult worries and you did such a good job that I didn't even mind falling and falling, with half naked half toilet vibes

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 4d

Every time I eat garlic bread I imagine how conflicted of a vampire I would be

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 4d

whenever I make a joke on this website with a reference to 70-80s culture I feel like the stand ups that used to reference old vaudeville routines

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 4d

it's okay to have fun during spooky month even if you're having a whole spooky life

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 4d

If this app shuts down you can find me in every flickering candle flame, falling oak leaf, child’s smile, poodle fart

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 4d

Invite codes must have the chance to do the funniest thing rn because mine have butterflies and are all no no just keep on alienating yourself that's what works

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 4d

ALL GODS. ALL MONSTERS. BUY ONE GET ONE WHILE QUANTITIES LAST.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 4d

Is there a non-sexy way to eat celery?

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · Aug 16

I said I SURE DO WISH I COULD SEE SOME BATS TONIGHT bats tonight bats tonight

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 4d

putting on socks at .05 hp

(the strength of which 5 hundredths of a horse would put on a sock)

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 3d

A lot of people on Instagram identify as musician/band

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 3d

The big man himself needed me to restrain a golem that was blocking the main neural pathway. It was too big and clunky to be brought down so I just had to lure it around with some funny dances and fig bars

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 10h

Don’t miss the chance to tell her she’s the most threatening asteroid in your sky.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 3d

What if we're all Hallmark cards of some secret experiment to love each other but our hearts have too many occasions and categories so we're just like here please take this homemade coupon for a CIA