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Astr0z0mbreez
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Live & Let Blurb.
You either see a Horizon or Heaven. Either one is good.
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
🥹🥹🥹🥹👨🏻‍🍳👩‍🍳😻😻
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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making biscuits
November 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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( I had a monster one and took some clippings last winter now I have a monster one and like 5 mediums sized ones its awesome)
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Wanna know something? This is from a clipping I plucked off at my doctors office now I have like 4 diff plants of it 😅😅😅😅🌱🌱🌱🌱love them I’ve had great luck w them
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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I always thought I was so cool when I would clean the eraser head on the carpet.
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Oh I get it. It was the beginning of Costner’s greatest era it could play the Johnny Mathis in anyone. My nana would co sign
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
All my life my Dad’s been callin me an imp which I thought means fairy, but I learned it’s a lil demon & it’s like the nerve on that guy
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
But on some Kevin Costner shit…
a man in a white shirt is standing in a field of corn .
ALT: a man in a white shirt is standing in a field of corn .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
No I just have a 3rd eye for these things! 😂😂😂😂💚💚💚💚
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The worst
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The song was originally supposed to be “Ancient Geckos Trapped In Baltic Amber Are a Girl’s Best Friend” but it did not flow as well as diamonds
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Why the FUCK am I awake? A memoir…
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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I just watched Karate Kid 6 so I’m technically part of the problem.
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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but what do you do with your napkin rings the rest of the year don’t answer that
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Dawn had to keep reminding herself that this was just temporary, and she was only doing it to put herself through law school.
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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The rise of the rubble.
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Some bees don't even appreciate their own knees cos body dysmorphia
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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The slow drag to hell.
November 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’m sorry I can’t touch a Pope meme in case there’s a Nonna behind me
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Another round of dreams.
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM