richie
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the world below is made up
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this ain’t your mother’s strip poker, Charlie Brown
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Travel advisory. Travel.
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Travel advisory. Travel.
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If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
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For this holiday season I’m going to respond to all questions from my drunk relatives with various song lyrics.
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
For this holiday season I’m going to respond to all questions from my drunk relatives with various song lyrics.
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I'm not a son of a bitch. I'm THE son of THE bitch. Recognize
August 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I'm not a son of a bitch. I'm THE son of THE bitch. Recognize
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imagine hating me and it turns me on
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
imagine hating me and it turns me on
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I’ve stopped trying to find my purpose. I’m just trying to keep up with the consequences.
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I’ve stopped trying to find my purpose. I’m just trying to keep up with the consequences.
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[first day as a firefighter]
[fights fire with fire]
[gets fired]
[fights fire with fire]
[gets fired]
June 4, 2024 at 8:26 PM
[first day as a firefighter]
[fights fire with fire]
[gets fired]
[fights fire with fire]
[gets fired]
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A boyfriend and I got snowed in in Lake Tahoe one New Years. We played Strip Scrabble.
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
A boyfriend and I got snowed in in Lake Tahoe one New Years. We played Strip Scrabble.
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Nobody expects a Spanish Inquisition, Charlie Brown
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Nobody expects a Spanish Inquisition, Charlie Brown
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(guy who is about to entirely ruin the vibe) let me play you this youtube video real quick
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
(guy who is about to entirely ruin the vibe) let me play you this youtube video real quick
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rip erwin schrödinger you would have loved se7en (1995)
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
rip erwin schrödinger you would have loved se7en (1995)
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Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
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I was out of control, using spreads as dips, it was bad
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I was out of control, using spreads as dips, it was bad
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Maybe the real RICO was all the corrupt friends we met along the way.
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Maybe the real RICO was all the corrupt friends we met along the way.
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As it turns out, Chinese food was for breakfast.
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
As it turns out, Chinese food was for breakfast.
this ain’t your mother’s strip poker, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
this ain’t your mother’s strip poker, Charlie Brown
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what in the fuck is "star wars" and why is everyone talking about it
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
what in the fuck is "star wars" and why is everyone talking about it
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Anytime I’m near a crying baby, I try to toss skittles into its mouth from across the room
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Anytime I’m near a crying baby, I try to toss skittles into its mouth from across the room
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I know one thing for sure: "turlet" is the funniest way to say toilet
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I know one thing for sure: "turlet" is the funniest way to say toilet
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*pointing at my reflection* i am a bad bitch not a sad bitch
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
*pointing at my reflection* i am a bad bitch not a sad bitch
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Today is sort of wednesday today is sort of wednesday
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Today is sort of wednesday today is sort of wednesday
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im the girl who cried dead vibrator.
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
im the girl who cried dead vibrator.
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In English, someone who is being persistently annoying can be referred to as a “pain in the arse.” My favourite German equivalent is Nervensäge, which means “nerve saw”
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
In English, someone who is being persistently annoying can be referred to as a “pain in the arse.” My favourite German equivalent is Nervensäge, which means “nerve saw”
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You can open all the doors but sometimes a ghost just won't leave.
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
You can open all the doors but sometimes a ghost just won't leave.