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Charles E. Dahl

@chuckedahl.bsky.social

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𝘱𝘳𝘰 𝘣𝘰𝘯𝘰 free association. Worth ever penny. Now with a Search Link: https://bsky.app/profile/chuckedahl.bsky.social/feed/aaaou7aqutaqo And the posts people liked more: https://bsky.app/profile/chuckedahl.bsky.social/feed/aaaovb6swidfg

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Charles E. Dahl @chuckedahl.bsky.social · 23d

bugs bunny thinks everybody is a licensed physician

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 6h

So far basically everyone is a loser.

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Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 6h

Have you ever tried to get out of bed but instead you tumble over the side of the mattress, cut your forehead on the nightstand, and end up tangled in your sheets like an unfortunate burrito?

That's how the title of this essay resonates in me.

Anyway, please enjoy this photo of Johnny Cash.

Johnny Cash high off his ass eating cake in a bush

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Frenchy's ghost prospecting and leader of ANTIFA @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 15h

Imagine out of nowhere your best friend of 15 years suddenly handcuffs you and says "I've been undercover for 10 years investigating stupidity" and then you go to jail for the rest of your life

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Charles E. Dahl @chuckedahl.bsky.social · 6h

this would explain a lot actually

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GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 9h

I'd probably just quit social media than go to Mastodon... I feel like this is how people decide technology is too much hassle.

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Charles E. Dahl @chuckedahl.bsky.social · 6h

did the hot asphalt keep it warm

Charles E. Dahl @chuckedahl.bsky.social · 6h

But wourds can never hourt you

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Charles E. Dahl @chuckedahl.bsky.social · 13h

I blame it on your latest arguments against inclusive legal positivism

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 14h

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

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Art, from Online @artfromonline.bsky.social · 14h

Never meat your gyros.

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Charles E. Dahl @chuckedahl.bsky.social · 14h

Best. Feet. Ever.

Charles E. Dahl @chuckedahl.bsky.social · 14h

I hope this particular award haunts Mark A. Thiessen to his last days and serves as one reminder to his descendants of how remarkably stupid he was.

Charles E. Dahl @chuckedahl.bsky.social · 16h

dyn-o-mite

María Corina Machado that's the way to do it

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 1d

y'all please mastodon't

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Charles E. Dahl @chuckedahl.bsky.social · 1d

this is a great toot and you should follow @badposter.lol for more

Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 1d

alright yea i have a mastodon account, but i’m not leaving bsky, and i’m not callin em “toots”

Charles E. Dahl @chuckedahl.bsky.social · 1d

are those tusks on your mastodon or are you just happy to see me

Charles E. Dahl @chuckedahl.bsky.social · 1d

This must be fake, my lip starts to shake

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Charles E. Dahl @chuckedahl.bsky.social · 1d

come with me Fri-yay, don't say maybe

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Charles E. Dahl @chuckedahl.bsky.social · 1d

so good, Erin ...

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 1d

put a twist on some famous artwork: thread

Beetlejuice in Vertumnus by Giuseppe Arcimboldo.

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Klaproth @klaproth.bsky.social · 5d

SWIFT: Trav, honey?
KELCE: (looks up from first edition Krazsnahorkai in original Hungarian) (pauses rare Steve Reich LP, Japanese pressing) Yes?
SWIFT: What rhymes with "thighs"?
KELCE: Hmm. "Belies," perhaps?
SWIFT: (under her breath) Oh for fuck's sake

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Norm @ogskydog.com · 2d

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fucking amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny, Charlie Brown?

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Charles E. Dahl @chuckedahl.bsky.social · 2d

32 seconds ...

32 seconds is all it took for Franky to demonstrate better cognition than my cat

✨Franky✨ @frankydcat.bsky.social · 23d

timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 2d

on the next episode of copse

Two police officers stop a person disguised as a tree on a pedestrian crosswalk.

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Charles E. Dahl @chuckedahl.bsky.social · 2d

i've underestimated the market size for festive ghillie suits