GeeGordonPretty
@geegordonpretty.bsky.social
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Breath, Breath, Breathe, Breathe.
Yes, Yes, Need, Need.
Breath, Breath, Grieve, Grieve.
Bled, Bled, Breathe, Breathe.
Breath, Breath, Seethe, Seethe.
Fucked, Fuck, Need, Need.
Must, must, Breathe, Breathe.
Yes, Yes, Need, Need.
Breath, Breath, Grieve, Grieve.
Bled, Bled, Breathe, Breathe.
Breath, Breath, Seethe, Seethe.
Fucked, Fuck, Need, Need.
Must, must, Breathe, Breathe.
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You can add your sausage to my gravy if you wanna
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
You can add your sausage to my gravy if you wanna
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Now of the old war-days .. the defeat at Brooklyn;
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Now of the old war-days .. the defeat at Brooklyn;
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Jesus didn't die for you to eat fake potatoes
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Jesus didn't die for you to eat fake potatoes
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I'm socially Betty and fiscally Veronica
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I'm socially Betty and fiscally Veronica
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😊 (And don't you forget it.)
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
😊 (And don't you forget it.)
I am geegordonpretty and I endorse this message
Pettiness is massively underrated
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I am geegordonpretty and I endorse this message
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Just reported that they died.
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Just reported that they died.
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Jockin’ Mike D to my dismay
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Jockin’ Mike D to my dismay
Post your warning label
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Post your warning label
Oh sure the turkey is going to receive a Presidential pardon but uh good luck finding a job afterwards.
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Oh sure the turkey is going to receive a Presidential pardon but uh good luck finding a job afterwards.
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How many turkeys pardoned by Presidents went on to commit other crimes?
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
How many turkeys pardoned by Presidents went on to commit other crimes?
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Sometimes I look at my cat in wonder and awe. Like, wow. I made that
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Sometimes I look at my cat in wonder and awe. Like, wow. I made that
10-year veteran of the pizza wars here to give you friendly heads up; the pizza places will be extremely busy tonight. I know you think you were the only one who forgot to make dinner arrangements for this evening. Please be gentle on the phone and patient with your driver.
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
10-year veteran of the pizza wars here to give you friendly heads up; the pizza places will be extremely busy tonight. I know you think you were the only one who forgot to make dinner arrangements for this evening. Please be gentle on the phone and patient with your driver.
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Living alone at this age means a 30 min knife fight just to convince yourself nothing else needs done before you leave. Just freakin leave or you never will! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Living alone at this age means a 30 min knife fight just to convince yourself nothing else needs done before you leave. Just freakin leave or you never will! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
I love stuff like this. PNW-centric history and nostalgia.
Nov. 26, 1925: Roy Olmstead, a police officer-turned-bootlegger described as the “king of the Pacific Coast rum trade,” is arrested as he’s helping to load 100 cases of liquor into a fleet of cars outside Seattle. He was tracked by police who had wiretapped his phone.
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I love stuff like this. PNW-centric history and nostalgia.
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Time also causes a lot of wounds.
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Time also causes a lot of wounds.
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On Wednesday we wear black
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
On Wednesday we wear black
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Groak [grohk]
(v.)
-Staring at someone while they eat, in the hope that they will offer you some food.
(n.)
-A wistful look on any article greatly desired.
Used in a sentence:
“The ambrosial redolence wafting from the delightsome smorgasbord had my pups groaking throughout the holiday repast.”
(v.)
-Staring at someone while they eat, in the hope that they will offer you some food.
(n.)
-A wistful look on any article greatly desired.
Used in a sentence:
“The ambrosial redolence wafting from the delightsome smorgasbord had my pups groaking throughout the holiday repast.”
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Groak [grohk]
(v.)
-Staring at someone while they eat, in the hope that they will offer you some food.
(n.)
-A wistful look on any article greatly desired.
Used in a sentence:
“The ambrosial redolence wafting from the delightsome smorgasbord had my pups groaking throughout the holiday repast.”
(v.)
-Staring at someone while they eat, in the hope that they will offer you some food.
(n.)
-A wistful look on any article greatly desired.
Used in a sentence:
“The ambrosial redolence wafting from the delightsome smorgasbord had my pups groaking throughout the holiday repast.”
Post your warning label
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Post your warning label
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Whoa, whoa, whoa there, Looky Eyes. You wanna see the out of doors? You gotta pay. Turn around and take out your wallet or buzz off.
The new $100+ price hike will affect 11 popular parks, including the Grand Canyon and Yosemite. https://cnn.it/44vIB9m
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Whoa, whoa, whoa there, Looky Eyes. You wanna see the out of doors? You gotta pay. Turn around and take out your wallet or buzz off.
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The perpetual rain and daylight that ends at 4:30pm isn’t ideal, tbh.
However, sometimes it makes for solid passing moments.
📸: Newport, Oregon
However, sometimes it makes for solid passing moments.
📸: Newport, Oregon
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The perpetual rain and daylight that ends at 4:30pm isn’t ideal, tbh.
However, sometimes it makes for solid passing moments.
📸: Newport, Oregon
However, sometimes it makes for solid passing moments.
📸: Newport, Oregon
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i noticed you were playing that air guitar pretty high up. you into air jazz?
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
i noticed you were playing that air guitar pretty high up. you into air jazz?
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I’m a polygon of virtue
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I’m a polygon of virtue