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Notorious P.I.G. (Your Halloween Hogmother) 🐽 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social · Dec 11

Aragorn: you have my sword

Legolas: and my bow

Gimli: and my axe

Me: and my cat

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Notorious P.I.G. (Your Halloween Hogmother) 🐽 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social · 18h

Obvthiously

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · Jun 10

My birthstone is just an old almond I always seem to have at the bottom of my purse for some reason

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · Jan 7

This is my post-baby body (I used to be a baby)

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Notorious P.I.G. (Your Halloween Hogmother) 🐽 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social · 1d

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Lana Del Rey - 13 Beaches ("Carnival Of Souls" Visualizer)

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Notorious P.I.G. (Your Halloween Hogmother) 🐽 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social · 1d

He's been good as gold! It's my older boy who's been grumpy about her, but we're dealing 😘

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Notorious P.I.G. (Your Halloween Hogmother) 🐽 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social · 1d

where my Libertarians at to bore me to sleep?

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Delaney (Pum)King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 1d

Laughing maniacally just doesn't seem to take the edge off anymore.

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Notorious P.I.G. (Your Halloween Hogmother) 🐽 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social · Dec 1

I wrote a haiku
About cameltoe today.
Not a good one, though.

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Notorious P.I.G. (Your Halloween Hogmother) 🐽 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social · 1d

Overpronouncing the "T" in "often" to make you feel uncomfortable

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Notorious P.I.G. (Your Halloween Hogmother) 🐽 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social · 1d

We're happy and proud of you! 😍

Notorious P.I.G. (Your Halloween Hogmother) 🐽 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social · 1d

Drooly boy

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Notorious P.I.G. (Your Halloween Hogmother) 🐽 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social · 1d

Awesome!!!

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 1d

don't judge a man 'til you've walked a mile in his shoes all the way to the courthouse where you put on a black robe and get your gavel and tell the bailiff to bring in the next defendant and hear their testimony and make a decision by fairly interpreting and applying the law and