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🐖 Happily married 🐽 Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina 🐖 Steely Dan know-it-all and Lana stan-a 🐽 Mainer 🐖
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Pinned
When I best someone in a battle of wits I shout "King me!" instead of "Checkmate!" because I can't play chess
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Live, laugh, long for their demise.
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Live, laugh, long for their demise.
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
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Whenever we go to Newbury Street in Boston, there's always one store that's MOBBED by a certain demographic of young girl - pretty; privileged.
Finally on one trip (I'm nearsighted) we got close enough for me to read the sign. It was a Brandy Melville. It explained SO MUCH.
Finally on one trip (I'm nearsighted) we got close enough for me to read the sign. It was a Brandy Melville. It explained SO MUCH.
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Whenever we go to Newbury Street in Boston, there's always one store that's MOBBED by a certain demographic of young girl - pretty; privileged.
Finally on one trip (I'm nearsighted) we got close enough for me to read the sign. It was a Brandy Melville. It explained SO MUCH.
Finally on one trip (I'm nearsighted) we got close enough for me to read the sign. It was a Brandy Melville. It explained SO MUCH.
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Kyiv is under missile attack.
It’s very loud.
Nothing new, really.
Just thought the world should know.
It’s very loud.
Nothing new, really.
Just thought the world should know.
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Kyiv is under missile attack.
It’s very loud.
Nothing new, really.
Just thought the world should know.
It’s very loud.
Nothing new, really.
Just thought the world should know.
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Made a little bread chef. 🍞 🧶
He’s got little bread hands. 🙌🏾
He’s got little bread hands. 🙌🏾
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Made a little bread chef. 🍞 🧶
He’s got little bread hands. 🙌🏾
He’s got little bread hands. 🙌🏾
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Squid ink pasta in a capers and paprika sauce topped with toasted bread crumbs, Parmesan and shrimp
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Squid ink pasta in a capers and paprika sauce topped with toasted bread crumbs, Parmesan and shrimp
Listening to Tori Amos's Scarlet's Walk again. It's a journey of honeyed sorrow; a perfect autumn treat. Please revisit and enjoy youtu.be/o1esejk0d7k?...
Amber Waves (2023 Remaster)
YouTube video by Tori Amos - Topic
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Listening to Tori Amos's Scarlet's Walk again. It's a journey of honeyed sorrow; a perfect autumn treat. Please revisit and enjoy youtu.be/o1esejk0d7k?...
Remember when Scarlett Johansson equated menopause with "death (happening) inside" and then absolutely nothing happened to her career
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Remember when Scarlett Johansson equated menopause with "death (happening) inside" and then absolutely nothing happened to her career
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As a survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Viola Ford Fletcher bravely shared her story so that we’d never forget this painful part of our history. Michelle and I are grateful for her lifelong work to advance civil rights, and send our love to her family.
Viola Fletcher, Oldest Survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Dies at 111
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
As a survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Viola Ford Fletcher bravely shared her story so that we’d never forget this painful part of our history. Michelle and I are grateful for her lifelong work to advance civil rights, and send our love to her family.
in case you want to know how much my life fucks
i'm about to get drunk and binge youtube reaction vids for my favorite albums
get on the train before it leaves the station cuntbaskets
i'm about to get drunk and binge youtube reaction vids for my favorite albums
get on the train before it leaves the station cuntbaskets
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
in case you want to know how much my life fucks
i'm about to get drunk and binge youtube reaction vids for my favorite albums
get on the train before it leaves the station cuntbaskets
i'm about to get drunk and binge youtube reaction vids for my favorite albums
get on the train before it leaves the station cuntbaskets
This album is criminally underrated
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw58...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw58...
Bliss
YouTube video by Tori Amos - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This album is criminally underrated
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw58...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw58...
Desert island discs:
1.) Graceland - Paul Simon
2.) Hourglass - James Taylor
3.) Aja - Steely Dan
4.) Norman F Rockwell - Lana Del Rey
5.) Ghost in the Machine - Police
6.) Abbey Road - Beatles
7.) Beck - Odelay
8.) Joni Mitchell - Court & Spark
9.) Black Sea - XTC
10.) Scarlet's Walk - Tori Amos
1.) Graceland - Paul Simon
2.) Hourglass - James Taylor
3.) Aja - Steely Dan
4.) Norman F Rockwell - Lana Del Rey
5.) Ghost in the Machine - Police
6.) Abbey Road - Beatles
7.) Beck - Odelay
8.) Joni Mitchell - Court & Spark
9.) Black Sea - XTC
10.) Scarlet's Walk - Tori Amos
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Desert island discs:
1.) Graceland - Paul Simon
2.) Hourglass - James Taylor
3.) Aja - Steely Dan
4.) Norman F Rockwell - Lana Del Rey
5.) Ghost in the Machine - Police
6.) Abbey Road - Beatles
7.) Beck - Odelay
8.) Joni Mitchell - Court & Spark
9.) Black Sea - XTC
10.) Scarlet's Walk - Tori Amos
1.) Graceland - Paul Simon
2.) Hourglass - James Taylor
3.) Aja - Steely Dan
4.) Norman F Rockwell - Lana Del Rey
5.) Ghost in the Machine - Police
6.) Abbey Road - Beatles
7.) Beck - Odelay
8.) Joni Mitchell - Court & Spark
9.) Black Sea - XTC
10.) Scarlet's Walk - Tori Amos
Tear in Your Hand (2015 Remaster)
YouTube video by Tori Amos - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Jesus Christ, this band fucks
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZRm...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZRm...
I'VE A GOT A FEELING TAKE 1 | THE BEATLES ROOFTOP CONCERT
YouTube video by jose navea
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Jesus Christ, this band fucks
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZRm...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZRm...
Beatles deathmatch: Paul or George?
(I genuinely can't decide, so arguments for either are welcome)
(I genuinely can't decide, so arguments for either are welcome)
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Beatles deathmatch: Paul or George?
(I genuinely can't decide, so arguments for either are welcome)
(I genuinely can't decide, so arguments for either are welcome)
Just realized that AIC's "Sickman" owes a lot to The Beatles' "She's So Heavy" and I don't know what to do with this information
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Just realized that AIC's "Sickman" owes a lot to The Beatles' "She's So Heavy" and I don't know what to do with this information
I am going to Boston this weekend
I am going to stay in a lovely hotel and eat a lot of lovely food and do a lot of lovely day-drinking and worry about fuck-all
I am going to stay in a lovely hotel and eat a lot of lovely food and do a lot of lovely day-drinking and worry about fuck-all
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I am going to Boston this weekend
I am going to stay in a lovely hotel and eat a lot of lovely food and do a lot of lovely day-drinking and worry about fuck-all
I am going to stay in a lovely hotel and eat a lot of lovely food and do a lot of lovely day-drinking and worry about fuck-all
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my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
Before trump's tariffs we could afford Kerry Gold butter
Now all we can do is dream about our bullshit better bougie butter
Now all we can do is dream about our bullshit better bougie butter
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Before trump's tariffs we could afford Kerry Gold butter
Now all we can do is dream about our bullshit better bougie butter
Now all we can do is dream about our bullshit better bougie butter
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Seems like everyone's taking Ozempic lately but my Dr said I have to "eat right" and "exercise". This is fckin bullshit.
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Seems like everyone's taking Ozempic lately but my Dr said I have to "eat right" and "exercise". This is fckin bullshit.
Me to Therapist: Sleep aggression is really doing a number on our family
Therapist: Sleep regression is definitely impactful, but you're not parents
Me: You're not hearing me
Therapist: Sleep regression is definitely impactful, but you're not parents
Me: You're not hearing me
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Me to Therapist: Sleep aggression is really doing a number on our family
Therapist: Sleep regression is definitely impactful, but you're not parents
Me: You're not hearing me
Therapist: Sleep regression is definitely impactful, but you're not parents
Me: You're not hearing me
Let the good times flop
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Let the good times flop
YouTuber: "The lyrics are the house, and the guitar is the furniture."
Me: *That was beautiful; maybe the Youth are all right*
Same YouTuber: "Shoutout to my nigga Will!"
Me: *...the Youth will require further study*
Me: *That was beautiful; maybe the Youth are all right*
Same YouTuber: "Shoutout to my nigga Will!"
Me: *...the Youth will require further study*
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
YouTuber: "The lyrics are the house, and the guitar is the furniture."
Me: *That was beautiful; maybe the Youth are all right*
Same YouTuber: "Shoutout to my nigga Will!"
Me: *...the Youth will require further study*
Me: *That was beautiful; maybe the Youth are all right*
Same YouTuber: "Shoutout to my nigga Will!"
Me: *...the Youth will require further study*