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the hills are alive with the sound of fuck this shit
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The test subjects in the beta project today were labelled "testees" and my inner 13 year old absolutely frolicked
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The test subjects in the beta project today were labelled "testees" and my inner 13 year old absolutely frolicked
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The Cranberries: do you have to let it linger
My anxiety: yes
My anxiety: yes
September 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The Cranberries: do you have to let it linger
My anxiety: yes
My anxiety: yes
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Cop: you have an outstanding warrant
Me: why thank you
Me: why thank you
November 22, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Cop: you have an outstanding warrant
Me: why thank you
Me: why thank you
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You really can’t leave the internet unchaperoned, it will absolutely do something completely bonkers while you’re gone.
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
You really can’t leave the internet unchaperoned, it will absolutely do something completely bonkers while you’re gone.
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The rights of men don’t change when you cross state lines. The rights of women do. That’s a real problem.
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The rights of men don’t change when you cross state lines. The rights of women do. That’s a real problem.
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if someone stole my identity i’d be all like "haha, sucker"
October 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
if someone stole my identity i’d be all like "haha, sucker"
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The Girl with the Hamburger Helper Tattoo
August 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The Girl with the Hamburger Helper Tattoo
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Are you there, potential? It's me, laziness
December 25, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Are you there, potential? It's me, laziness
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Interviewer: what would you do if you won the lottery?
Me: quit this fucking job
Interviewer:...
Me: provided you hired me of course
Me: quit this fucking job
Interviewer:...
Me: provided you hired me of course
January 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Interviewer: what would you do if you won the lottery?
Me: quit this fucking job
Interviewer:...
Me: provided you hired me of course
Me: quit this fucking job
Interviewer:...
Me: provided you hired me of course
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"I'm an ideas man" he said while rolling the fattest joint the world has ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"I'm an ideas man" he said while rolling the fattest joint the world has ever seen
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I'll stop the world and meltdown with you🎶
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I'll stop the world and meltdown with you🎶
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a tree is just a lonely forest
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
a tree is just a lonely forest
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having a wood chipper would be fun
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
having a wood chipper would be fun
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Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
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I love the week before Thanksgiving cuz I ain’t cooking shit. You hungry? Go find something, this bitch is off the clock till Wednesday night.
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I love the week before Thanksgiving cuz I ain’t cooking shit. You hungry? Go find something, this bitch is off the clock till Wednesday night.
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My favorite childhood memory is having a strong bladder.
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My favorite childhood memory is having a strong bladder.
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I wish Fonzie could just hit the U.S. and it would start working properly again.
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I wish Fonzie could just hit the U.S. and it would start working properly again.
you are the mustard pre-cum of people
You are the milk skin on a reheated cup of coffee
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
you are the mustard pre-cum of people
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me being asked out on a date : “not tonight but can I put you in my drafts folder?”
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
me being asked out on a date : “not tonight but can I put you in my drafts folder?”
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DMV Worker: Has anything changed since last renewal?
Me: My spirit. My outlook. My will to live.
DMV Worker: …We just need your address, sir.
Me: My spirit. My outlook. My will to live.
DMV Worker: …We just need your address, sir.
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
DMV Worker: Has anything changed since last renewal?
Me: My spirit. My outlook. My will to live.
DMV Worker: …We just need your address, sir.
Me: My spirit. My outlook. My will to live.
DMV Worker: …We just need your address, sir.
a lion doesn’t concern himself with an expiration date
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
a lion doesn’t concern himself with an expiration date
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i wrote this skeet just for you
no, not you
no, not you
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
i wrote this skeet just for you
no, not you
no, not you
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why are they called eyelids when skindows was right there
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
why are they called eyelids when skindows was right there
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When you make a long story short it’s called a lessay.
Thanks for reading.
Thanks for reading.
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
When you make a long story short it’s called a lessay.
Thanks for reading.
Thanks for reading.
i hope this email finds you chillin with Nemo
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
i hope this email finds you chillin with Nemo