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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · Jun 24

What if we kissed under the soft white light of the cum lamp

A black lamp with seven separate bulbs against a dark bluish gray background. The bulbs are covered by what designed to appear to be a dripping, oozy substance, more than vaguely resembling globs of cum

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Cult Papa @cult-papa.com · 4d

nice good time you were having, be a shame if too many sounds occurred at once

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 7h

It is a tale
Told by an idiot

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 16h

Don't underestimate me. I could do much worse.

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 6h

I'm starting a secret society and--fuck

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 4h

These watches appear to be ripoffs of famous designs. Likely from some factory that normally produces "homage" watches and they just swapped out the branding.

Comparison of Trump watches to similar looking models from Patek Philippe

Comparison of Trump watches to similar looking models from Rolex

Comparison of Trump watches to similar looking models from Rolex and Hublot

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Holly O'Ween Ross @hollyross.bsky.social · 1d

Our bidet is suddenly a bidon't 😭

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 14h

Dental X-rays? You mean tooth pics?

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 6h

Hot mom fall.

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 6h

Paycheck just hit!

Image of the "And it's gone!" bank employee from the Margaritaville episode of South Park (S13E3)

m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 7h

Going to the bar, but not to drink because I'm broke. I'm just taking a selfie in the bathroom because I want a new pfp

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

I do not respond well to people ignoring me or paying attention to me.

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AHHH! real meghan!! 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 10h

the pope is right authoring clickbait is a sin like one of the psychosexual ones

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 3d

Supermoon? Supercloudy.

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 8h

Me: one day, we'll all look back on this and laugh

Aragorn: BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAAYYY! *chops my head off with a single blow*

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 11h

feelin frisky

the guy from airplane who was totally hilarious pulling plugs and whatnot

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 12h

We are the sons of the Hamburger you couldn't Help

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 11h

My porn movie flopped because I forgot to add nude scenes

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 2d

sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 17h

today my therapist told me that i need to do a better job at letting things go.

in other news, i have an appointment with a new therapist tomorrow. so excited!