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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · Jun 24

What if we kissed under the soft white light of the cum lamp

A black lamp with seven separate bulbs against a dark bluish gray background. The bulbs are covered by what designed to appear to be a dripping, oozy substance, more than vaguely resembling globs of cum

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AnnaMolly @anna-molly.bsky.social · 3h

If Bluesky fails, I will go on tour doing dramatic reads of all your skeets at coffeehouses across the country

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 5h

me: oh no, there's a raven rapping at my door

Raven: *freestyling like crazy*

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 5h

Yeah I represented myself, how could you tell?

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 18h

how am i supposed to shake my groove thing in these conditions

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 15h

is british trader joe’s tradeur joues

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · Apr 26

I pull my mom jeans right up under my breasts so people know I’m dtf

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strawbaby jam @strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social · 17h

always remember who was there for you at your lowest. thank you cigarettes

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 14h

👏👏👏

m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 14h

Late Night with the Development Team

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 14h

Nightmare on Wall Street

m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 14h

An American Middle Manager in London

m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 14h

The Synergyville Horror

Electric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social · 14h

Rosemary's LLC

m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 14h

An American Middle Manager in London

m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 14h

Ahh that's a good one!

m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 14h

An American Middle Manager in London

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 15h

i know what you did last quarter

m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 16h

the texas chain email massacre

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 16h

the texas chain email massacre

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 16h

Oh right, of keelhauling fame

m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 17h

Is she single?

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 17h

Perceptable women have hurt me too many times, so I only date beings of pure energy now :/

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 22h

Police Detective: The jig is up!
Me: *stops dancing in tears*

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 20h

Sorry, I don't mess around with any women who are on the spectrum (visible)

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 21h

The masculine urge to wear too much body spray

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

For I am a cardigan full of bees.

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 1d

Kinda

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 1d

one day they're gonna make a composite character out of me and a few other uninteresting people but first we'll all need to become tertiary figures who slightly influence a notable event in ways not easily attributed to any of the main players. so it's in the bag

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 1d

Best I could get

It was clear a moment ago 🤷‍♂️

Grainy iPhone photo of the southwest corner of the moon through a telescope lens

It has a bright, light gray surface with dark gray spots and streaks covering the landscape where there is terrain from millions of years of bombardment from meteoric impact

iPhone photo (night) of thick puffy clouds covering the entire sky. The light of the moon can be seen through the clouds and the moon itself is seen as a small white dot. Small patches of dark areas where the clouds aren't so thick are strewn across the sky.

The leaves on the branches of a tree can be seen taking up most of the bottom left of the image.

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AnnaMolly @anna-molly.bsky.social · 1d

Are we back to the days when 5 likes was considered viral

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show me your kitties @frickinferal.bsky.social · 1d

If you get high enough you won’t even realize nobody loves you, right?!

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