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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13h

trans people aren't an agenda

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remember how sometimes the blogosphere would be abuzz

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newly released body cam footage seems to contradict initial reports that federal agents opened fire only after a woman, who had "hulked out" and "become huge," began using "hulk strength" to smash them. gotta admit, this one did feel a little fishy when i was reporting it as fact yesterday

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Sep 23

eating a powerful mushroom that grants me the strength to survive being bumped into by a turtle one time

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Jan 24

barron trump doing Harry and the Hendersons damage to every door frame in the white house

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(cop getting rammed by ten cars) hold your fire boys, none of these drivers are armed

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this is the least believable thing i have ever read

Tricia McLaughlin, a spokeswoman for the Department ofHomeland Security, said the shooting erupted after patrolling agents were rammedbb 10 cars" and "boxedii." Agents then fired defensive shots" when they discovered the woman " was armed with a semi-automatic
weapon" while driving one ofthe cars.

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 1d

in the doc there's a dude who hangs around outside the starship facility with several truly inscrutable signs about LOVE IN SPACE and he explains at length what his deal is and i still have no fucking clue what his deal is. i THINK he wants money from elon to ease people's fears about space travel

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there he is

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it's so deranged to think "we'll just write earth off and try again on the windswept radioactive wastelands of mars" is a message of hope

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 1d

i rarely stay for Q&As but every now and then i need to remind myself why

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anyway really good documentary. really gorgeous cinematography and lots of Characters

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guy at the q&a for this was like, you don't HAVE to love Elon to want HOPE! Gen Z has given up on having a future! MARS can give them HOPE

bro YOU gave up on the future!! you're saying there's no hope on earth, only Space Hope. we JUST saw a movie about how nihilistic EXACTLY what you're saying is

shifting Baselines
2025.DIRECTED BY Julien Elie
TRAILER
100 mins
SHIFTING BASELINES
Boca Chica, Texas. Hemmed in the Gulf Of Mexico and the RiC Grande, the village S defined by the hythmic sound of the waves. But this wild country is n the midst Of irreversible change. For the swamps have been drained, the beaches closed and the nomes bought out: the shadow looming over the beach is that of a 50-story rocket, being readied for launch into space.

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 1d

do i experience toxicity on here? well let's just say i have thirty thousand followers and yet all of my posts have fewer than thirty thousand favs. have you ever heard of gang stalking

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one day they're gonna make a composite character out of me and a few other uninteresting people but first we'll all need to become tertiary figures who slightly influence a notable event in ways not easily attributed to any of the main players. so it's in the bag

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(TLC's Thousand Pound Cat)
SEVEN: i think i've been pretty good about sticking to my program this week
TV NUTRITIONIST: well, let's have a look at some footage shall we?
THE FOOTAGE:

Seven the hefty white cat laying down with his face in his food bowl

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trump lookin like

cohaagen with his face bulging all nasty like in the martian atmosphere

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(TLC's Thousand Pound Cat)
SEVEN: i think i've been pretty good about sticking to my program this week
TV NUTRITIONIST: well, let's have a look at some footage shall we?
THE FOOTAGE:

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 1d

they gotta get this guy buried already

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congrats dude!!

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toilet trophy awarded to Jerry for being a stinky toilet man

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the bluesky team apologizes for "overzealous moderation" after mistakenly banning several users for racist posts about Allen Iverson

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Jul 27

jim carrey improvised all the parts in The Mask when stanley ipkiss puts on the mask and starts acting crazy. in the script it's just a normal mask

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 1d

snapping this onto the bucket of destiny

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i'm gonna steal the next presidential election months before it happens so when everyone goes to vote it's just gone. you pull back the curtain to find an empty booth. the winner, with one write-in vote: bart simpsons

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bobeh

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