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@ashhull.bsky.social

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Sad clown with a caffeine buzz. More ducks less people. ☕️ brain goo ... bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · Aug 8

Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 1h

Inspiring, huh..you're welcome. 😆

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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 2h

Migrating to a composition book

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 1h

I'm in.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 2h

Everything is terrible
Everything is taint
Let's form a utopian society
Around all of us eating paint

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zeke @zekejw.bsky.social · 3h

Check 1, 2…

Is this thing on?

*turns off phone and goes to sleep*

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Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 5h

You say "surprise" like it's a good thing.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 5h

“It’s not a competition”

- losers

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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 5h

Using an electric toothbrush to kill my plaque with an orgasm.

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SIDE FANGS 🧛‍♀️ @sidebangsmusic.com · 5h

I will always love who I love, can’t help it

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 4h

Don't underestimate me. I could do much worse.

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Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 1d

I know I joke about serious issues but it’s not my fault, it’s the only way I can experience joy.

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Rezeski @rezeski.bsky.social · 1d

Imma get a cat so I have something to post on blue sky.

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Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 20h

It's important to be vague...

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PieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 20h

Sorry I haven’t been on lately. I was busy trying to open a produce bag for my apples

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Scare-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social · 7d

Nothing brings out my inner showgirl like Irene Cara’s “Fame” popping up on my 80’s station.

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Scare-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social · 1d

Just had a whole bunch of green M&M’s, so apologies in advance if you get a horny DM from me

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 1d

visiting friends with kids rocks bc they alway have snacks up the wazoo

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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 5h

Signing off all of today's work emails with "if there's a hell I'll see you there"

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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 5h

i mean...some chill wouldn't be unheard of

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 6h

*writing my dating ad*
As-is. Needs TLC. Tons of potential for investors

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 6h

One of my hobbies is finding new recipes using Soylent Green

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 6h

When it suddenly gets dark in a rest room it doesn't matter that you may have a personality that you have been told lights up a room.

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LeBond James @octopithy.bsky.social · 7h

I only have enough cringe to share on one platform.

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 7h

Yo, what's the emoji for emoji?

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 7h

her: hi Claude
me: it's flawed, I'm flawed

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