ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
Sad clown with a caffeine buzz. Current: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4ysxoebei.
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ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
· Aug 8
Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.
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me: i have this recurring nightmare where Steven Tyler opens his mouth and swallows a microphone whole
therapist: i think that’s our time
therapist: i think that’s our time
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
me: i have this recurring nightmare where Steven Tyler opens his mouth and swallows a microphone whole
therapist: i think that’s our time
therapist: i think that’s our time
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you know it's serious when she leaves her crocs at your place
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
you know it's serious when she leaves her crocs at your place
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face down, ass up. that’s the way i eat my lunch
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
face down, ass up. that’s the way i eat my lunch
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They're dragging your flat ass in Juicy Booty chat
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
They're dragging your flat ass in Juicy Booty chat
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Repurposing my butt
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Repurposing my butt
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I have no jokes today. No refunds
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I have no jokes today. No refunds
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Go back in time?! Have you never set foot in a natural history museum?
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Go back in time?! Have you never set foot in a natural history museum?
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If you’re trying to sell me a shirt with a bow on it, we can talk. If you’re trying to sell me a shirt with ruffles on it, get the hell out of here.
November 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
If you’re trying to sell me a shirt with a bow on it, we can talk. If you’re trying to sell me a shirt with ruffles on it, get the hell out of here.
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Genie: No wishing for more wishes.
Me: More genies!
Me: More genies!
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Genie: No wishing for more wishes.
Me: More genies!
Me: More genies!
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Spreading ashes with a cannon. Like a gender reveal party, but it's grandma.
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Spreading ashes with a cannon. Like a gender reveal party, but it's grandma.
Large accounts if you aren't reposting small accounts your doing it all wrong. *I'm not a small account*
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Large accounts if you aren't reposting small accounts your doing it all wrong. *I'm not a small account*
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Maybe think of me whenever you see an asterisk.
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Maybe think of me whenever you see an asterisk.
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I miss passionate kissing
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I miss passionate kissing
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Adulting is soup and I am a fork
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Adulting is soup and I am a fork
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at the end of the day we are the same story.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 AM
at the end of the day we are the same story.
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from idea to implementation in just 10 trips to the hardware store
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 AM
from idea to implementation in just 10 trips to the hardware store
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The new rescue cat only bit me twenty times yesterday
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The new rescue cat only bit me twenty times yesterday
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I love your innocence
Hate mine
Hate mine
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I love your innocence
Hate mine
Hate mine
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I’m great at flirting but only with the Costco lady handing out probiotic samples and only for two lines
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I’m great at flirting but only with the Costco lady handing out probiotic samples and only for two lines
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still hoping to find that perfect blend of blandly ambiguous and wildly aspirational in the same skeet
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
still hoping to find that perfect blend of blandly ambiguous and wildly aspirational in the same skeet
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I've already had my pre-Thanksgiving panic attack 48 hours ahead of schedule. It's called productivity, people
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I've already had my pre-Thanksgiving panic attack 48 hours ahead of schedule. It's called productivity, people
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"Living in the moment" starts at $100.
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
"Living in the moment" starts at $100.
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"Angry on the internet" is such an unfortunate personality.
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"Angry on the internet" is such an unfortunate personality.
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I’m so old I remember when ‘left to their own devices’ didn’t suggest electronics.
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’m so old I remember when ‘left to their own devices’ didn’t suggest electronics.
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I have nightmares that I'm going to live way longer than I can afford to.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I have nightmares that I'm going to live way longer than I can afford to.