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Sad clown with a caffeine buzz...
Now:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q
Later:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa
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So tell me about yourself. Okay, that's enough.
You seem unbearable. <inspired>
February 9, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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pudding is almost like dessert gravy
February 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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in seven days anyone who watched the halftime show will become puerto rican
February 9, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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nice monkey. brass or funky?
February 8, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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My stupid sausage fingers spell how they wanna spell.
February 8, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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have you tried laying in a sunny spot about it?
February 8, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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Reese’s miniature cups…share pack? 🤣 yeah get the hell outta here!
February 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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It's too late for me to have so many opinions.
February 9, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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irreverent internet comedians rise up
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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surrounding myself in salt and cats for protection
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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nah, nope, no way
February 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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Them: try not to think twice about it

Me: i won’t even think once
February 8, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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i hate people, but im annoyed of being alone
February 9, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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Only the finest fragments.
February 9, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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my dream is to grow vampire fangs so i can bite ankles more efficiently
February 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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i feel like an abandoned
arcade in an empty mall
February 9, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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That could have been a whole lot funnier.
February 8, 2026 at 6:01 AM
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I'm insufferable but only to myself.
February 8, 2026 at 6:47 AM
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Moved my neck and it made noises like a stone falling on a concrete floor.
February 8, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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Finger skeeting. Is this an Olympic event?
February 9, 2026 at 4:27 AM
It's me, myself and two eyes.
February 9, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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I give the people what they want*

*violent eye rolling
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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Bipolar is selling myself short. There is at least four of us
January 28, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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“i like you and the weird shit you say”
February 8, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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6 yo on my lap: What if we got married?

Me: I don’t think my husband would like that

6: Yeah but what if he DIED

Me: I mean what are you offering here?
February 3, 2026 at 5:48 PM