ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
Sad clown with a caffeine buzz...
Now:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q
Later:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa
Now:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q
Later:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa
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ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
· Aug 27
So tell me about yourself. Okay, that's enough.
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If I ever go to the Superbowl, I'm bringing a baseball glove to confuse security.
February 7, 2026 at 6:57 AM
If I ever go to the Superbowl, I'm bringing a baseball glove to confuse security.
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in the cosmic sense, existence itself is a bruh moment
February 6, 2026 at 5:58 PM
in the cosmic sense, existence itself is a bruh moment
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"Spring has sprung" said by a person who can no longer breathe through their nose
February 7, 2026 at 6:24 AM
"Spring has sprung" said by a person who can no longer breathe through their nose
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Avoid sex with contortionists. They can be twisted fucks.
February 7, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Avoid sex with contortionists. They can be twisted fucks.
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Reading comprehension is down but pants are up.
February 7, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Reading comprehension is down but pants are up.
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i do not know how y’all wear socks nonstop that shit is claustrophobic af
February 7, 2026 at 2:02 AM
i do not know how y’all wear socks nonstop that shit is claustrophobic af
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the olympic rings represent brass knuckles
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
the olympic rings represent brass knuckles
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My sleep paralysis demon would eat the absolute face off your sleep paralysis demon
February 6, 2026 at 6:40 AM
My sleep paralysis demon would eat the absolute face off your sleep paralysis demon
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one of those cellphone holders on your belt only it’s for your emergency burrito
February 5, 2026 at 6:03 PM
one of those cellphone holders on your belt only it’s for your emergency burrito
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i just saved a bunch of money on my electric bill by being depressed and getting drunk in the dark
February 7, 2026 at 4:44 AM
i just saved a bunch of money on my electric bill by being depressed and getting drunk in the dark
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donating a pier (giving berth)
February 6, 2026 at 6:31 PM
donating a pier (giving berth)
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Please be patient with me if I'm not meeting your expectations, it's about to get worse.
February 7, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Please be patient with me if I'm not meeting your expectations, it's about to get worse.
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Having an extra appendix installed.
February 6, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Having an extra appendix installed.
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Jumping up and down after sex so that I don't get pregnant
February 7, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Jumping up and down after sex so that I don't get pregnant
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theres so many women who
id love to be killed by on here
id love to be killed by on here
February 7, 2026 at 5:08 AM
theres so many women who
id love to be killed by on here
id love to be killed by on here
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Normalize burping in applause instead of clapping
February 7, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Normalize burping in applause instead of clapping
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sex noises, but it’s just me getting up from my chair
February 7, 2026 at 5:17 AM
sex noises, but it’s just me getting up from my chair
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I'll put you in my starter pack. (Threatening)
February 7, 2026 at 5:23 AM
I'll put you in my starter pack. (Threatening)
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did a doppelganger app and it gave me einstein as mine. my theory is its all relative. true story.
February 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
did a doppelganger app and it gave me einstein as mine. my theory is its all relative. true story.
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i miss the day when it mattered what yous thought
February 6, 2026 at 7:57 PM
i miss the day when it mattered what yous thought
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I've been trapped in a game of Simon says since 1986
February 7, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I've been trapped in a game of Simon says since 1986
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I just wanted to let you guys know I'm thrilled to read all your posts even the unworthy ones
February 7, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I just wanted to let you guys know I'm thrilled to read all your posts even the unworthy ones
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I'm not scary, but I 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 scare you.
February 7, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I'm not scary, but I 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 scare you.
Farts and blames it on your Mom.
February 7, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Farts and blames it on your Mom.
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eternally booing what is hopefully a temporary villain
February 7, 2026 at 3:26 AM
eternally booing what is hopefully a temporary villain