ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
Sad clown with a caffeine buzz...
Now:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q
Later:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa
Now:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q
Later:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa
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ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
· Aug 27
So tell me about yourself. Okay, that's enough.
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Less cluster, more fuck.
February 7, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Less cluster, more fuck.
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it's me, hi, I'm the fuckboy, it's me
February 8, 2026 at 6:25 AM
it's me, hi, I'm the fuckboy, it's me
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While I was preoccupied with the right side of my body falling apart, my sneaky left shoulder got away with some shenanigans of its own
February 8, 2026 at 6:33 AM
While I was preoccupied with the right side of my body falling apart, my sneaky left shoulder got away with some shenanigans of its own
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do you have a smile to spare
February 8, 2026 at 5:05 AM
do you have a smile to spare
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listening to *poetry
*lyrics
*lyrics
February 8, 2026 at 5:36 AM
listening to *poetry
*lyrics
*lyrics
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i have the sexiest followers on bluesky dot com
February 8, 2026 at 4:32 AM
i have the sexiest followers on bluesky dot com
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Olive Garden says they're my family but they won't let me spend the night when I don't have a couch to crash on.
February 7, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Olive Garden says they're my family but they won't let me spend the night when I don't have a couch to crash on.
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I like how everyone on bluesky goes to the toilet with me so I don't get lonely
February 7, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I like how everyone on bluesky goes to the toilet with me so I don't get lonely
May all your Super bowl bets be winners.
February 8, 2026 at 5:00 AM
May all your Super bowl bets be winners.
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MURDER SCENE-
DETECTIVE: Did your husband have any enemies that you know of?
WIFE: Well, the cat next door never seemed to like him and I always thought that was odd.
DETECTIVE: Did your husband have any enemies that you know of?
WIFE: Well, the cat next door never seemed to like him and I always thought that was odd.
February 8, 2026 at 4:44 AM
MURDER SCENE-
DETECTIVE: Did your husband have any enemies that you know of?
WIFE: Well, the cat next door never seemed to like him and I always thought that was odd.
DETECTIVE: Did your husband have any enemies that you know of?
WIFE: Well, the cat next door never seemed to like him and I always thought that was odd.
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Say bibirty one more gd time
February 8, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Say bibirty one more gd time
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he's a 10 but he thinks flattery is what you serve food on
February 7, 2026 at 9:17 PM
he's a 10 but he thinks flattery is what you serve food on
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we got your genetic tests back and it’s definitely maybelline
February 7, 2026 at 4:54 AM
we got your genetic tests back and it’s definitely maybelline
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wow everybody and their
grandma is here! said the
cemetery groundskeeper
grandma is here! said the
cemetery groundskeeper
February 8, 2026 at 4:20 AM
wow everybody and their
grandma is here! said the
cemetery groundskeeper
grandma is here! said the
cemetery groundskeeper
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I saved my best skeets for the weekend when no one is around to see them.
February 7, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I saved my best skeets for the weekend when no one is around to see them.
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Some things in life just aren’t fair. But what the fuck ya gonna do?
February 8, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Some things in life just aren’t fair. But what the fuck ya gonna do?
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Who you are when you drop the toilet paper roll is the real you
February 7, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Who you are when you drop the toilet paper roll is the real you
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don’t use all your good times up when you’re young
February 6, 2026 at 5:34 AM
don’t use all your good times up when you’re young
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We're moving on from a generation with daddy issues to one with mommy issues.
Yay, progress.
Yay, progress.
February 8, 2026 at 4:04 AM
We're moving on from a generation with daddy issues to one with mommy issues.
Yay, progress.
Yay, progress.
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You can tell I am a gourmand foodie by the way I dip my frozen pizza into ranch that is poured onto a Rubbermaid lid on my counter.
🤌
🤌
February 8, 2026 at 3:59 AM
You can tell I am a gourmand foodie by the way I dip my frozen pizza into ranch that is poured onto a Rubbermaid lid on my counter.
🤌
🤌
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Nothing says, "I love you," like, "I love you."
February 8, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Nothing says, "I love you," like, "I love you."
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The night in no particular order.
February 8, 2026 at 4:04 AM
The night in no particular order.
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Your account is a fuckin mess.
*followed*
*followed*
February 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Your account is a fuckin mess.
*followed*
*followed*
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*checking out your avi*
I also have boobs.
I also have boobs.
February 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
*checking out your avi*
I also have boobs.
I also have boobs.
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A wine mustache is just adult proof you drank your juice too fast
February 8, 2026 at 3:13 AM
A wine mustache is just adult proof you drank your juice too fast