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@ashhull.bsky.social
Sad clown with a caffeine buzz. Current: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4ysxoebei.
Best: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa
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Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.
Me..driving in the fog...This is not my town. How did I get here.
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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it would be so fun to hang out with you guys in real life, we could sit around shitposting in the same room
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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bsky feature that tells you when they screenshot and share your post to non-bsky users
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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You wouldn’t like me, i worry about other people’s feelings before my own
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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please nestle me between your buttercream pumpkins
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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i genuinely didnt know eating a whole bag of Hershey kisses was bad for my heart. color me surprised.
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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It's the great ballsack Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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If your turkey is bland
1. You're doing it wrong
2. Gravy...NO, not from a jar...
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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It's been a day. Sitting in the car in the rain so I don't drag this vibe into the house with me. 🧘🏾‍♀️
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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can’t teach an old dog to fish
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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stop being such a brat, you’re the wurst
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Your secret is safe with the black void that is my mind
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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I just got my ass handed to me by my massage therapist.
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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So, one thing about me is that I’m not gonna join in on your internet drama. I don’t fucking care! Eat. My. Whole. Ass! 😘
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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You are needed, appreciated, and loved. Even if you don’t like pie.
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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I’m a ‘crying on the inside’ kind of guy. It’s probably the diet of raw onions.
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Can’t. Busy cultivating a personality.
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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I took a little peek at the news just now. jesuschristalmightyfuckityfuckmotherfuckwhatthehell...ow. Ow. OW. Head hurts. Head. Hurts.
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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*dabs a little beer behind my ears before I go out*
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Soaking in rice up to my neck will hopefully fix me.
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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According to anxiety, you need to hurry up and get ready for something that will never happen.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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I saw a typo and rather than lie awake at night for the next 17 years thinking about it, deleted and reposted. Because I protect my peace.
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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The people eating at Burger King still wearing those crowns. Those are the real heroes.
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Me when my sister makes the gravy.
a woman is eating something with a spoon in her mouth .
ALT: a woman is eating something with a spoon in her mouth .
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November 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM