ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
Sad clown with a caffeine buzz...
Now:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q
Later:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa
Now:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q
Later:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa
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ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
· Aug 27
So tell me about yourself. Okay, that's enough.
Live. Laugh. LOOKOUT for that tree.
February 6, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Live. Laugh. LOOKOUT for that tree.
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When you get old, people stop asking if you want to buy any drugs
February 5, 2026 at 3:35 PM
When you get old, people stop asking if you want to buy any drugs
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Today is a day in which I would like to crawl out of my own skin and bones and slither down the drain to reunite with my distant gelatinous relatives.
February 6, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Today is a day in which I would like to crawl out of my own skin and bones and slither down the drain to reunite with my distant gelatinous relatives.
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Someone asked me what my voice sounds like. Imagine two cats screwing.
February 6, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Someone asked me what my voice sounds like. Imagine two cats screwing.
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but are you “I still love you even after you burned the roof off my mouth off” in love with pizza
February 5, 2026 at 5:08 PM
but are you “I still love you even after you burned the roof off my mouth off” in love with pizza
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Does shitposting about work count as dated documentation???
February 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Does shitposting about work count as dated documentation???
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because I carry it well, doesn't mean it's not heavy
February 5, 2026 at 11:17 PM
because I carry it well, doesn't mean it's not heavy
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some people believe they're a bad ass until they meet a real bad ass
February 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
some people believe they're a bad ass until they meet a real bad ass
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if you see someone that needs help, fucking help them
February 5, 2026 at 7:15 AM
if you see someone that needs help, fucking help them
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Remember when we thought 2026 was going to be better?
February 5, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Remember when we thought 2026 was going to be better?
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Not even butthole can save us now.
February 5, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Not even butthole can save us now.
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Or as we used to call skirckles: circle jerks
February 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Or as we used to call skirckles: circle jerks
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Yes, those trapped farts are trying to kill you.
February 5, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Yes, those trapped farts are trying to kill you.
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Started reading an archeological thriller. Is it aliens? I hope it's aliens.
February 1, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Started reading an archeological thriller. Is it aliens? I hope it's aliens.
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I only pay attention to prescription drug ads so I can critique how well the actors clothing and accessories match the product.
February 5, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I only pay attention to prescription drug ads so I can critique how well the actors clothing and accessories match the product.
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I’m shy at first and then gradually turn insane.
February 4, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I’m shy at first and then gradually turn insane.
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My insecurities go back so far, they come with wood paneling.
February 5, 2026 at 4:14 PM
My insecurities go back so far, they come with wood paneling.
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Life: constant up and downs
Some days, it brings smiles
Other days, a gut punch.
Through the downpours
Learn to dance in the rain.
Some days, it brings smiles
Other days, a gut punch.
Through the downpours
Learn to dance in the rain.
February 5, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Life: constant up and downs
Some days, it brings smiles
Other days, a gut punch.
Through the downpours
Learn to dance in the rain.
Some days, it brings smiles
Other days, a gut punch.
Through the downpours
Learn to dance in the rain.
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one thing about bluesky never changes. there’s always something else i’m supposed to be doing.
February 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
one thing about bluesky never changes. there’s always something else i’m supposed to be doing.
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somewhere there’s a guy who passed around faces of death on vhs in the early ’90s, and i feel like he’s free tonight.
February 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
somewhere there’s a guy who passed around faces of death on vhs in the early ’90s, and i feel like he’s free tonight.
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Searching for productive ways to make it all go away
February 5, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Searching for productive ways to make it all go away
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You must learn all the dance moves to Thriller if you wanna sleep in my bed. Costumes preferred but not required.
February 5, 2026 at 12:50 PM
You must learn all the dance moves to Thriller if you wanna sleep in my bed. Costumes preferred but not required.
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I can't even with you, only odd.
February 5, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I can't even with you, only odd.
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Everyone on dating apps looking for the Jim to their Pam, I’m looking for the Itchy to my Scratchy.
February 5, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Everyone on dating apps looking for the Jim to their Pam, I’m looking for the Itchy to my Scratchy.
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Match my energy and chill?
February 5, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Match my energy and chill?