ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
Sad clown with a caffeine buzz...
Now:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q
Later:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa
Now:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q
Later:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa
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ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
· Aug 27
So tell me about yourself. Okay, that's enough.
I enjoy solitude and being alone..if I had a dating bio.
February 5, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I enjoy solitude and being alone..if I had a dating bio.
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I know that I could never chop up a body with an axe should I ever need to dispose of a corpse. It’s not that I’m squeamish or anything, I just lack the necessary upper body strength.
February 4, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I know that I could never chop up a body with an axe should I ever need to dispose of a corpse. It’s not that I’m squeamish or anything, I just lack the necessary upper body strength.
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*flirting* No, baby, you're depressed
February 4, 2026 at 12:19 PM
*flirting* No, baby, you're depressed
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true love is laying in bed mimicking the sounds of each others farts
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
true love is laying in bed mimicking the sounds of each others farts
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pls stop talking shit on light mode users if you want us to laugh at your jokes we gotta be able to read them
February 5, 2026 at 5:24 PM
pls stop talking shit on light mode users if you want us to laugh at your jokes we gotta be able to read them
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Walls keep out pain, but they also keep out joy. At some point, you’ll need to decide if the protection is worth the isolation.
February 5, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Walls keep out pain, but they also keep out joy. At some point, you’ll need to decide if the protection is worth the isolation.
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Life has a way of making our decisions for us when we hesitate too long to make them ourselves.
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Life has a way of making our decisions for us when we hesitate too long to make them ourselves.
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I like it when men are a little afraid of me. You don’t need to be but I like it that you are.
February 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I like it when men are a little afraid of me. You don’t need to be but I like it that you are.
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Airport breakfast of champions.
February 5, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Airport breakfast of champions.
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I'm feeling very bitey today
February 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I'm feeling very bitey today
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The work cafeteria got a new type of spoon and I'm excited because it meets my standards
February 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
The work cafeteria got a new type of spoon and I'm excited because it meets my standards
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Her: Are you okay? I don’t like that you seem upset.
Me: I don’t like that you’re capable of empathy but have been holding out until now.
Me: I don’t like that you’re capable of empathy but have been holding out until now.
February 5, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Her: Are you okay? I don’t like that you seem upset.
Me: I don’t like that you’re capable of empathy but have been holding out until now.
Me: I don’t like that you’re capable of empathy but have been holding out until now.
Itch my scratch..flirting
February 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Itch my scratch..flirting
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me: so, we meet again, my arch nemesis, bane of my existence, thorn in my side, tormentor of my soul, burden on my heart, scourge of my life, villainous destructor of my waking hours
eyelash that's decided to roam free around my eyeball:
eyelash that's decided to roam free around my eyeball:
February 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
me: so, we meet again, my arch nemesis, bane of my existence, thorn in my side, tormentor of my soul, burden on my heart, scourge of my life, villainous destructor of my waking hours
eyelash that's decided to roam free around my eyeball:
eyelash that's decided to roam free around my eyeball:
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I only go where people like me . . . that's why I'm home most of the time.
February 4, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I only go where people like me . . . that's why I'm home most of the time.
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People who talk to their dogs are not judged as harshly as those that talk to themselves.
February 3, 2026 at 1:17 PM
People who talk to their dogs are not judged as harshly as those that talk to themselves.
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Gee, I wonder why they are desperately trying to control social media.
February 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Gee, I wonder why they are desperately trying to control social media.
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I sometimes forget words now. The other day I pointed at a fireplace and said, “You know, the, the, that room-campfire.”
—My wife looked at me like I’d just invented caveman language.
—My wife looked at me like I’d just invented caveman language.
February 5, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I sometimes forget words now. The other day I pointed at a fireplace and said, “You know, the, the, that room-campfire.”
—My wife looked at me like I’d just invented caveman language.
—My wife looked at me like I’d just invented caveman language.
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there are two Red Bulls inside me
February 5, 2026 at 7:31 PM
there are two Red Bulls inside me
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feeling very quiet and unsocial today
February 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
feeling very quiet and unsocial today
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Apparently that old people smell that we get as we age can't be detected by old people. 🤔
Well that's a relief.
Well that's a relief.
February 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Apparently that old people smell that we get as we age can't be detected by old people. 🤔
Well that's a relief.
Well that's a relief.
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Nothing personal, but can you please shut up
February 5, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Nothing personal, but can you please shut up
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Bic Dick Energy
February 5, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Bic Dick Energy
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Meet me by the sneeze guard at Bob's Big Boy
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Meet me by the sneeze guard at Bob's Big Boy
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