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Sad clown with a caffeine buzz...
Now:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q
Later:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa
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So tell me about yourself. Okay, that's enough.
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I still hit the blue write a post button. I just can't bring myself to use the whats up?
February 5, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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If you try to help an asshole, you're gonna get shit on
February 5, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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The Shining Alternate Ending:

Jack kills Wendy. Everybody’s cool with it.
February 5, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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It’s nice to laugh at the poor advice
February 5, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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I'm not disappointed. I'm just very, very passive-aggressive.
February 5, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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Sitting with the silence, and the moon
February 5, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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Lend you my ear? Do you even hear yourself? I said, do you even h......oh.
February 5, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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What keeping me so busy off here..my new adopted fur son..Bandit..shhhhhh finally wore him out to where he is napping 😂
February 4, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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Everyone stay calm, I’ve got this
*hands out cheese*
February 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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*wishing the floor would fucking swallow me whole*
February 3, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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Don’t gripe about the rope’s quality when you’re drowning.
February 4, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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*puts mouth on microphone*

Buttholes
February 5, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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I told one of my behavior kids I was tired and he told me to "go take a damn ass nap then."
February 4, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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Glow sticks hold the sins of all the children who forgot to release the fireflies from the jar
February 4, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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I hate the version of me who decided “you can’t afford snacks” at the grocery store two days ago
February 4, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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This shit is never easy.

*gestures to life
February 4, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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Do these jeans make my beer gut look big?
February 4, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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I think your dog would really like me
February 4, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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I’m not a magician but I do have a pretty magical touch
February 3, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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You are a fucking nightmare… I’m into it.
February 4, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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I went to type the word god and typed the word dog instead and honestly that’s better.
February 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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Welcome to your 50’s

You no longer have the hand strength to do anything with your non-dominant hand
February 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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I know in my soul the twins in The Shining were Sarah Paulson.
She’s in everything.
February 4, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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A Lunchable and a thermos of chardonnay should make this workday tolerable.
February 4, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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My heart is always in the right place.

In my chest.
February 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM