ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
Sad clown with a caffeine buzz...
Now:
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Later:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa
Now:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q
Later:
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ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
· Aug 27
So tell me about yourself. Okay, that's enough.
You seem unbearable. <inspired>
February 9, 2026 at 5:40 AM
You seem unbearable. <inspired>
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pudding is almost like dessert gravy
February 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
pudding is almost like dessert gravy
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in seven days anyone who watched the halftime show will become puerto rican
February 9, 2026 at 2:04 AM
in seven days anyone who watched the halftime show will become puerto rican
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nice monkey. brass or funky?
February 8, 2026 at 3:17 AM
nice monkey. brass or funky?
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My stupid sausage fingers spell how they wanna spell.
February 8, 2026 at 2:39 PM
My stupid sausage fingers spell how they wanna spell.
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have you tried laying in a sunny spot about it?
February 8, 2026 at 8:25 PM
have you tried laying in a sunny spot about it?
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Reese’s miniature cups…share pack? 🤣 yeah get the hell outta here!
February 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Reese’s miniature cups…share pack? 🤣 yeah get the hell outta here!
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It's too late for me to have so many opinions.
February 9, 2026 at 5:22 AM
It's too late for me to have so many opinions.
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irreverent internet comedians rise up
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
irreverent internet comedians rise up
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surrounding myself in salt and cats for protection
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 AM
surrounding myself in salt and cats for protection
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Them: try not to think twice about it
Me: i won’t even think once
Me: i won’t even think once
February 8, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Them: try not to think twice about it
Me: i won’t even think once
Me: i won’t even think once
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i hate people, but im annoyed of being alone
February 9, 2026 at 5:06 AM
i hate people, but im annoyed of being alone
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Only the finest fragments.
February 9, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Only the finest fragments.
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my dream is to grow vampire fangs so i can bite ankles more efficiently
February 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
my dream is to grow vampire fangs so i can bite ankles more efficiently
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i feel like an abandoned
arcade in an empty mall
arcade in an empty mall
February 9, 2026 at 4:57 AM
i feel like an abandoned
arcade in an empty mall
arcade in an empty mall
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That could have been a whole lot funnier.
February 8, 2026 at 6:01 AM
That could have been a whole lot funnier.
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I'm insufferable but only to myself.
February 8, 2026 at 6:47 AM
I'm insufferable but only to myself.
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Moved my neck and it made noises like a stone falling on a concrete floor.
February 8, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Moved my neck and it made noises like a stone falling on a concrete floor.
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Finger skeeting. Is this an Olympic event?
February 9, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Finger skeeting. Is this an Olympic event?
It's me, myself and two eyes.
February 9, 2026 at 4:56 AM
It's me, myself and two eyes.
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I give the people what they want*
*violent eye rolling
*violent eye rolling
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I give the people what they want*
*violent eye rolling
*violent eye rolling
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Bipolar is selling myself short. There is at least four of us
January 28, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Bipolar is selling myself short. There is at least four of us
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“i like you and the weird shit you say”
February 8, 2026 at 2:36 PM
“i like you and the weird shit you say”
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6 yo on my lap: What if we got married?
Me: I don’t think my husband would like that
6: Yeah but what if he DIED
Me: I mean what are you offering here?
Me: I don’t think my husband would like that
6: Yeah but what if he DIED
Me: I mean what are you offering here?
February 3, 2026 at 5:48 PM
6 yo on my lap: What if we got married?
Me: I don’t think my husband would like that
6: Yeah but what if he DIED
Me: I mean what are you offering here?
Me: I don’t think my husband would like that
6: Yeah but what if he DIED
Me: I mean what are you offering here?