ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
Sad clown with a caffeine buzz...
Now:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q
Later:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa
Now:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q
Later:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa
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ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
· Aug 27
So tell me about yourself. Okay, that's enough.
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it’s my god given right as an american to lie to my doctor
February 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
it’s my god given right as an american to lie to my doctor
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love shack
anger cottage
panic yurt
sorrow hovel
shame hole
anger cottage
panic yurt
sorrow hovel
shame hole
February 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
love shack
anger cottage
panic yurt
sorrow hovel
shame hole
anger cottage
panic yurt
sorrow hovel
shame hole
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3d printing with string cheese
February 4, 2026 at 6:52 AM
3d printing with string cheese
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Getting mansplained just to feel something
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Getting mansplained just to feel something
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Welcome! Joke bsky is to your left. Your other left.
February 3, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Welcome! Joke bsky is to your left. Your other left.
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i was born in 1981 but there are 17 vowels in my first name so i pass as 28
February 4, 2026 at 4:24 AM
i was born in 1981 but there are 17 vowels in my first name so i pass as 28
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And this is the trophy I won at the 1997 county fair for being the itchiest boy.
February 4, 2026 at 4:30 AM
And this is the trophy I won at the 1997 county fair for being the itchiest boy.
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✨better living thru pharmacology✨
February 4, 2026 at 4:43 AM
✨better living thru pharmacology✨
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at some point something does have to give and I’m worried it’s going to be my sanity
February 3, 2026 at 11:33 PM
at some point something does have to give and I’m worried it’s going to be my sanity
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[opens rat poison]
ROUND AND ROUND
me: whoa
EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S THORN
me: wtf
ROUND AND ROUND
me: whoa
EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S THORN
me: wtf
February 4, 2026 at 4:23 AM
[opens rat poison]
ROUND AND ROUND
me: whoa
EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S THORN
me: wtf
ROUND AND ROUND
me: whoa
EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S THORN
me: wtf
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You’re all catfish
February 4, 2026 at 5:28 AM
You’re all catfish
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All the lessons learned in growing realizations
February 3, 2026 at 6:43 PM
All the lessons learned in growing realizations
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remember when they took the clapper off the market because everyone who used it got the clap?
February 4, 2026 at 5:35 AM
remember when they took the clapper off the market because everyone who used it got the clap?
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I like to do puzzles and tell people off in my mind while I work on them.
February 4, 2026 at 5:44 AM
I like to do puzzles and tell people off in my mind while I work on them.
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they say “love what you do” but sometimes you just need a damn paycheck
February 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
they say “love what you do” but sometimes you just need a damn paycheck
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I’ll sign the NDA but you better still have the Men in Black erase my memory
February 2, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I’ll sign the NDA but you better still have the Men in Black erase my memory
The bottled water is for the dog. The tap water isn't going to hurt you.
February 4, 2026 at 5:52 AM
The bottled water is for the dog. The tap water isn't going to hurt you.
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I know you are a bot but I love you.
February 4, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I know you are a bot but I love you.
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Clothes just go from the clean pile to the dirty pile and back again
February 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Clothes just go from the clean pile to the dirty pile and back again
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You know what?
Yeah! Exactly!
And it sucks.
Yeah! Exactly!
And it sucks.
February 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
You know what?
Yeah! Exactly!
And it sucks.
Yeah! Exactly!
And it sucks.
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What's under my beard?
Another beard.
Duh.
Another beard.
Duh.
February 4, 2026 at 3:15 AM
What's under my beard?
Another beard.
Duh.
Another beard.
Duh.
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Antacids are a food group
February 4, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Antacids are a food group
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All this static I'm basically a walking generator.
February 4, 2026 at 3:51 AM
All this static I'm basically a walking generator.
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Was on the verge of a total meltdown, but found the missing sock just in the nick of time.
February 4, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Was on the verge of a total meltdown, but found the missing sock just in the nick of time.
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Judge me if you must, but at least have the courtesy of getting to know me first.
February 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Judge me if you must, but at least have the courtesy of getting to know me first.