Kristin Myrtle
@kristinmyrtle.bsky.social
(mostly sad song lyrics & various hot takes)
she/her
just a waitress.
🪷🇵🇸❤️🔥
crochet artist 🧶
find me on letterboxd: kristinmyrtle
she/her
just a waitress.
🪷🇵🇸❤️🔥
crochet artist 🧶
find me on letterboxd: kristinmyrtle
Pinned
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Don’t hide your madness.
Harness it.
Harness it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Don’t hide your madness.
Harness it.
Harness it.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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I’m like if a ramblin’ man stayed home
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’m like if a ramblin’ man stayed home
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Girl, are you Eye of the Tiger on an 80s rock compilation? Because you are entirely predictable.
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Girl, are you Eye of the Tiger on an 80s rock compilation? Because you are entirely predictable.
how im rolling up to thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
how im rolling up to thanksgiving
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Skip the bullshit.
Inject your turkey with Heroin
Inject your turkey with Heroin
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Skip the bullshit.
Inject your turkey with Heroin
Inject your turkey with Heroin
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fuck it, I've had a good run. the only good pie is quiche.
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
fuck it, I've had a good run. the only good pie is quiche.
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do you say “bruschetta” like a normal person or are you an asshole?
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
do you say “bruschetta” like a normal person or are you an asshole?
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*brings a grilled cheese to a knife fight so someone will cut it into triangles for me*
October 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
*brings a grilled cheese to a knife fight so someone will cut it into triangles for me*
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
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A kitten is following her dream of opening a flower shop and is already receiving her first customers.
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
A kitten is following her dream of opening a flower shop and is already receiving her first customers.
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thank you marijuana for everything seriously
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
thank you marijuana for everything seriously
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I hope this email does not find you
I hope you are free
I hope you are free
November 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I hope this email does not find you
I hope you are free
I hope you are free
human nature is dumb
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
human nature is dumb
Am I the first to do this?!?!?!
Brat(wurst) summer
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Am I the first to do this?!?!?!
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stop being such a brat, you’re the wurst
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
stop being such a brat, you’re the wurst
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Sorry I’m late, your honor. I thought you said the food court.
August 20, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Sorry I’m late, your honor. I thought you said the food court.
I ATE CARBS WITH ABANDON, she weeped
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I ATE CARBS WITH ABANDON, she weeped
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Hey, You're funny
*Clicks bell*
*Clicks bell*
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Hey, You're funny
*Clicks bell*
*Clicks bell*
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Back on my bullshit
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Back on my bullshit
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cats only want what's best for you (subservience)
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
cats only want what's best for you (subservience)
4 sons with biblical names:
Jeremiah
Jebediah
Jedediah
Zebediah
Jeremiah
Jebediah
Jedediah
Zebediah
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
4 sons with biblical names:
Jeremiah
Jebediah
Jedediah
Zebediah
Jeremiah
Jebediah
Jedediah
Zebediah
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maybe I love the overlooked things, the little details, the words, the pauses, and the meaning between it all
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
maybe I love the overlooked things, the little details, the words, the pauses, and the meaning between it all
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The best thing about having a cat is when he’ll walk in the room carrying a slice of ham but you don’t have any ham in the house. Where’d you get the ham little guy?
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The best thing about having a cat is when he’ll walk in the room carrying a slice of ham but you don’t have any ham in the house. Where’d you get the ham little guy?
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guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking