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midnightviolets.bsky.social @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 4d

when two people argue online, i believe whoever spells correctly

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midnightviolets.bsky.social @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 40m

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 52m

“It’s not a competition”

- losers

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midnightviolets.bsky.social @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 1h

If my eyes are on you don’t worry about the eyes on me.

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Jen(s) Mothra 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 17h

my love language is causing a little mischief and then running away

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 13h

blocking them isn’t enough. i want them to forever be stuck behind a slow walker

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 2h

I think I missed my true calling as an unnamed tramp in a Charles Dickens novel.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · Feb 19

You can't judge a book by its intentionally left blank page.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 3h

Was just sitting in my office cubicle just now when out of the blue a nearby woman exclaimed “No, I want the big one”.

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Michael Rx @mre.bsky.social · 1d

a drinking establishment for introverts and call it a Speak-easier.

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · May 17

I have a bad back, but a worse front

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 6h

My “beauty sleep” would have to be a lengthy coma.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 22h

Thank you for your kind of words.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · Oct 9

This day in history. 1992. In Peekskill NY a bowling ball sized meteorite totalled teenager Michelle Knapp's Chevy Malibu after bouncing harmlessly off the neighbour's Volvo they're boxy but they're good.

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midnightviolets.bsky.social @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 5h

the silence after accepting

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 5h

I tried living the dream but it turned out I was just having the hallucination.

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 14h

that tiny pocket in your jeans is to tuck away the insecurities for later

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midnightviolets.bsky.social @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 14h

Cracking up!

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 14h

i often wonder what kind of paint chips Picasso ate

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14h

*Duncan Hines in your Betty Crocker*

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 14h

“Do you want me to be honest?” isn’t a question. It’s a warning.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 16h

Anger is what happens when hope and hurt collide

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midnightviolets.bsky.social @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 16h

Just shit posting. :)

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 5d

I don’t want to be exorcised, but I wouldn’t mind haunting you.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21h

there’s a lot going on rn so don’t forget to pencil in time to scream

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 17h

Gross if literal:

Getting your shit together

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