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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
member of Tun Uw, love to play darts, fan of NHRA. Near Pittsburgh.

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November 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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trying to become the dril of my local buy nothing group on facebook, so yeah things are going pretty well
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Going to impress my Thanksgiving guests with all the kegel exercises I’ve been doing
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Just remember that eating pie makes your boobs bigger so eat the damn pie
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I'll be your weird uncle
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Highlight your flaws with bold colors!
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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But I’m from the Hitachi days. I need a V12 Hemi to jump start my shit.
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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I’d do some filthy things for a Whopper.
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Happy holy fuck it’s only Wednesday.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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I hope your Wednesday is as fat as my ass.
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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tell your mom i said what’s up
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Name a film with a Turkey.
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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spotted a coyote at golden corral. do your thing lil buddy, we all gotta eat
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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You have a moral obligation to make thanksgiving uncomfortable with your conservative family members. Make them defend this shit.
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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this administration melting down over former soldiers reminding current soldiers about lawful vs unlawful orders under the UCMJ is the reason there's rules about lawful vs unlawful orders in the UCMJ
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Either I was just pathologically unaware of drama around Thanksgiving time growing up, or my family genuinely didn't argue or start shit during the holidays.

I'm leaning towards the latter
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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The CIA made me memorize the alphabet with my mind. MKLmnop. But seriously why is there a literal street of sesame on the 1 2 3 dollar bill
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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I wonder if Dial had to change the name of their soap for butts because the prevalence of portable phones would have made people associate it with something unpleasant.
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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I have done a day working “somewhere else” they were all really nice and they have a snacks table…
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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If I was a vampire, I’d get a metal straw with a pointy end or a really fat hypodermic needle and just capri sun people
September 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Gonna take a nap because my sleep was GARBAGE.
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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the heart wants what it wants. Ok. but what if it wants crack
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM