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I'm pretty proud of this poem I made out of the euphemisms that companies used to describe the ICE occupation in corporate communications. Also read the whole story: racketmn.com/corporate-co...
February 12, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I'm pretty proud of this poem I made out of the euphemisms that companies used to describe the ICE occupation in corporate communications. Also read the whole story: racketmn.com/corporate-co...
February 13, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I'm sorry, but Howard Lutnick already looked like a pervert before he said that he left Epstein Island with all his children.
February 13, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I'm sorry, but Howard Lutnick already looked like a pervert before he said that he left Epstein Island with all his children.
Are they called edgelords because they're experts in making people not come?
February 13, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Are they called edgelords because they're experts in making people not come?
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It doesn't explain his relationship to the rest of the human race but a big part of RFK Jr.'s broader damage is clearly trying to find out if he can die. I guess if I had lived a life like his and was somehow still around drinking out of puddles at 72 I'd have some questions on that as well.
February 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
It doesn't explain his relationship to the rest of the human race but a big part of RFK Jr.'s broader damage is clearly trying to find out if he can die. I guess if I had lived a life like his and was somehow still around drinking out of puddles at 72 I'd have some questions on that as well.
I've seen people talk about the pic on the left as Rockwellian, and that was my first thought, but I keep thinking of something else
February 12, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I've seen people talk about the pic on the left as Rockwellian, and that was my first thought, but I keep thinking of something else
This was her message at caucus. It went over well.
statement from minnesota lt gov and US senate candidate peggy flanagan on tom homan’s announcement of the ICE surge ending soon
![Statement from Lt. Governor Peggy Flanagan on White House Border Czar Tom Homan Saying ICE Surge in Minnesota Will Soon End
ST. LOUIS PARK, MN [02/12/26]—Lt. Governor Peggy Flanagan released the following statement after White House Border Czar Tom Homan said ICE Surge in Minnesota will soon end:
“I’m relieved that this violent paramilitary force will be removed from our streets, but I won’t believe it until they're actually gone. Minnesotans stood together against this chaos and cruelty. We never gave up on our neighbors.
But I will never — EVER — forget nor forgive the fear, violence, and chaos the federal government has laid on our doorstep. ICE has killed two Minnesotans, Renee Good and Alex Pretti. and harmed so many more. Our children, like little Liam and Chloe have been targeted and traumatized. I will never forget the terrified looks on their faces. Our schools, our small businesses, and our churches have been targeted, closed, and harmed forever.
This is the first step in many to truly get justice for Minnesota. We must rip apart this agency that operates outside the law. The government must restore and repair what’s been broken. Minnesotans deserve justice and accountability, and I won’t stop until we get it.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:o6b6p7w54st6r7ze6nmjv4it/bafkreidw3lmpuazr36nmxoauyiqjtaiq7btte6vch7ks7x65wuuwlvjgiy@jpeg)
February 12, 2026 at 7:25 PM
This was her message at caucus. It went over well.
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I don't understand why people don't want to talk poop! A good dump is something to brag about! You've earned that!
February 12, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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It ain’t over til Minnesota has ICE’s battle flag
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
It ain’t over til Minnesota has ICE’s battle flag
Working from home and there's a bunch of crows outside yelling at some falcon, which periodically screams, and I guess the whole city is out making noise about some unwanted predators.
February 12, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Working from home and there's a bunch of crows outside yelling at some falcon, which periodically screams, and I guess the whole city is out making noise about some unwanted predators.
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There are no pandemic relief dollars coming. There is no music playing as the credits roll. We are struggling here.
February 12, 2026 at 3:20 PM
There are no pandemic relief dollars coming. There is no music playing as the credits roll. We are struggling here.
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With the announcement that the ICE surge in MN is ending, I’m thinking about how so many people thought the child in Bad Bunny’s halftime performance was Liam Ramos and how our need for Hollywood endings and satisfying payoffs might hinder us from dealing with the painful and traumatic aftermath.
February 12, 2026 at 3:16 PM
With the announcement that the ICE surge in MN is ending, I’m thinking about how so many people thought the child in Bad Bunny’s halftime performance was Liam Ramos and how our need for Hollywood endings and satisfying payoffs might hinder us from dealing with the painful and traumatic aftermath.
Yeah, we'll see. And start hollerin about reparations.
February 12, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Yeah, we'll see. And start hollerin about reparations.
gonna make an LLM called ChatGPTeen to analyze all the minutiae of your whole thing and quickly offer thousands of suggestions for roasting your ass
February 12, 2026 at 2:56 PM
gonna make an LLM called ChatGPTeen to analyze all the minutiae of your whole thing and quickly offer thousands of suggestions for roasting your ass
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thank you @goingmedieval.bsky.social for making me aware of this tweet
February 12, 2026 at 12:36 PM
thank you @goingmedieval.bsky.social for making me aware of this tweet
The King stay King
At the age of 58, I’ve bought my first drill. Can it make me a new man? | Adrian Chiles
At the age of 58, I’ve bought my first drill. Can it make me a new man? | Adrian Chiles
Bored with my DIY hopelessness, I’ve decided it’s time I learned some basics, writes Adrian Charles
www.theguardian.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:31 PM
The King stay King
I kept expecting this to be a setup by Cindy--especially when they started about eating beaver. I was disappointed, but still delighted to find out that Bovino is a dumb dork.
February 12, 2026 at 12:29 PM
I kept expecting this to be a setup by Cindy--especially when they started about eating beaver. I was disappointed, but still delighted to find out that Bovino is a dumb dork.
This photo (taken in St. Paul) is a whole tapestry. It's perfect. You feel like you're the government observing the public perceiving you critically.
Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.
Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
February 12, 2026 at 3:23 AM
This photo (taken in St. Paul) is a whole tapestry. It's perfect. You feel like you're the government observing the public perceiving you critically.
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This is Minneapolis:
The Stuporbowl (huge winter alley cat bike race) donates all net proceeds to Smitten Kitten (local sex shop) bc they’re doing the most to get rent covered for our neighbors.
Would be cool if our state govt could help, you know, at some point…?
The Stuporbowl (huge winter alley cat bike race) donates all net proceeds to Smitten Kitten (local sex shop) bc they’re doing the most to get rent covered for our neighbors.
Would be cool if our state govt could help, you know, at some point…?
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 AM
This is Minneapolis:
The Stuporbowl (huge winter alley cat bike race) donates all net proceeds to Smitten Kitten (local sex shop) bc they’re doing the most to get rent covered for our neighbors.
Would be cool if our state govt could help, you know, at some point…?
The Stuporbowl (huge winter alley cat bike race) donates all net proceeds to Smitten Kitten (local sex shop) bc they’re doing the most to get rent covered for our neighbors.
Would be cool if our state govt could help, you know, at some point…?
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this is the kind of stuff men on here say when you post a picture of your perfect tits within 50 feet of a bookshelf
It’s insane how sexy Dua Lipa is and half of my assessment of that sexiness is based on her voice, her intellect, and the fact that she has a book club!
She’s so hot.
She’s so hot.
February 12, 2026 at 1:25 AM
this is the kind of stuff men on here say when you post a picture of your perfect tits within 50 feet of a bookshelf
Is this something?
A Taylor Swift song about a Midwestern housewife who keeps buying the wrong brand of spent yeast paste for her British husband called "Ope, Marmite"
A Taylor Swift song about a Midwestern housewife who keeps buying the wrong brand of spent yeast paste for her British husband called "Ope, Marmite"
February 12, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Is this something?
A Taylor Swift song about a Midwestern housewife who keeps buying the wrong brand of spent yeast paste for her British husband called "Ope, Marmite"
A Taylor Swift song about a Midwestern housewife who keeps buying the wrong brand of spent yeast paste for her British husband called "Ope, Marmite"
Also known for a popular spinoff cheesesteak banh mi called Another Bad Creation
A bel biv devoe bahn mi shop called that girl is hoisin
February 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Also known for a popular spinoff cheesesteak banh mi called Another Bad Creation
Not too many people know this but my Drafts folder is just a bunch of unfinished posts that say "Not too many people know this."
February 11, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Not too many people know this but my Drafts folder is just a bunch of unfinished posts that say "Not too many people know this."
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shop the look
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 AM
shop the look