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MPLS. Dipshit.
Imagine having to pretend to be hyped for Kid Rock because you think it will own the libs.
February 7, 2026 at 10:50 PM
ACABrador retrievers
🚨Minneapolis Police gather up DILDOS to throw back at protesters from the street after they were thrown into the street to protest ICE, creating quite the scene.

LIVE NOW ⬇️
February 7, 2026 at 8:08 PM
@cinquinho.bsky.social How do we feel about Shrinking? Watched the first two eps last night and see a lot of promise for a Sad Man show.
February 7, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Don't worry, folks. These dicks are expired.
At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city.

Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
February 7, 2026 at 7:04 PM
"...and he had to carry all the food and drink for himself and everyone travelling with them to ensure that no one tainted their food" is usually just a simple trope to show that the person is the villain.
Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.

To *Italy*.
February 7, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Iced tennis was huge among bros in the aughts.
February 7, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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Personal Me: this is peak Angie Craig. Local businesses supporting our communities all over the Twin Cities, she picks a coffee chain where the union organizers are currently asking for support against union busting. Read the room, Angie.
i’m in st. paul for the statewide DFL elected officials convocation. i see jason garcia of the minneapolis park board and soren stevenson of the city council

angie craig brought starbucks coffee
February 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
7yo loves slope style
February 7, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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You know one of the stories that has kind of blown my mind is Haven Watch. Some lady realized people who got released from the Whipple were just dumped outside with no phone or coat and decided she could do something about this, like a month ago.

But there are a ton of similar stories.
if everyone could take on the “what if we just did the thing instead of waiting for it to happen” energy that much of minneapolis has right now, the world could be pretty good
February 7, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Safe (Todd Haynes 1995)

Sweetums as the guy out in the field
OK, Link had an interesting twist on the standard Muppet prompt:

You can add one Muppet to an otherwise human live-action film. What movie and what Muppet?
TIRED: Muppet Show with celeb special guest

INSPIRED: Muppet Show Inside The NBA.
February 7, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Just saw the opening ceremony. What a huge bust.
February 7, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Not as a host but put Robyn in a Swedish Chef sketch where they're making beats in the kitchen
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 1:12 AM
keep fucking em up
February 7, 2026 at 1:04 AM
when you get level 5 at the napali restaurant
February 7, 2026 at 12:43 AM
more like greg novino because he keeps getting kicked out of bars
February 7, 2026 at 12:30 AM
We're doing arepas tonight
February 7, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Dewey: What about you, Johnny? You a zombie, too?

Johnny: What the shit, Dew--

Dewey: 'least you wouldn't be one a them fast 40 Days and 40 Nights Later zombies, what with what Bo done to you

Raylan: He's got a point, Johnny
Boyd: The old world’s dyin’, Raylan Givens. The new one strugglin’ to be born. It is a time of monsters.

Dewey Crowe shooting up from behind the bar, visibly worried: You mean like zombies and shit?

Raylan: I think he means himself.

Dewey, eyes darting back and forth: You a zombie, Boyd?
February 6, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Night On Earth (1991) but it's vignettes of five Waymo rides remotely piloted by four different Filipino contractors. And Roberto Benigni.
Her (2013) but it's a guy developing a parasocial relationship with his Waymo, and it's from the perspective of the Filipino contractor who is remotely controlling it.
February 6, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Her (2013) but it's a guy developing a parasocial relationship with his Waymo, and it's from the perspective of the Filipino contractor who is remotely controlling it.
February 6, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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JD Vance looks like yassified Chucky
February 6, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
You know in Fury Road how it just drops you in with no explanation? Just "oil capitalism yadda yadda yadda car chase" and you know exactly what's going on?

That's what it's like with Trump posting a racist video. This is where we are, and everything that led up to it is explained by the present.
February 6, 2026 at 5:57 PM
why are there no king cake oreos?
February 6, 2026 at 3:49 PM