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thank you @goingmedieval.bsky.social for making me aware of this tweet
February 12, 2026 at 12:36 PM
thank you @goingmedieval.bsky.social for making me aware of this tweet
The King stay King
At the age of 58, I’ve bought my first drill. Can it make me a new man? | Adrian Chiles
At the age of 58, I’ve bought my first drill. Can it make me a new man? | Adrian Chiles
Bored with my DIY hopelessness, I’ve decided it’s time I learned some basics, writes Adrian Charles
www.theguardian.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:31 PM
The King stay King
I kept expecting this to be a setup by Cindy--especially when they started about eating beaver. I was disappointed, but still delighted to find out that Bovino is a dumb dork.
For anyone wondering what Greg Bovino has been up to lately…
February 12, 2026 at 12:29 PM
I kept expecting this to be a setup by Cindy--especially when they started about eating beaver. I was disappointed, but still delighted to find out that Bovino is a dumb dork.
This photo (taken in St. Paul) is a whole tapestry. It's perfect. You feel like you're the government observing the public perceiving you critically.
Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.
Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
February 12, 2026 at 3:23 AM
This photo (taken in St. Paul) is a whole tapestry. It's perfect. You feel like you're the government observing the public perceiving you critically.
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This is Minneapolis:
The Stuporbowl (huge winter alley cat bike race) donates all net proceeds to Smitten Kitten (local sex shop) bc they’re doing the most to get rent covered for our neighbors.
Would be cool if our state govt could help, you know, at some point…?
The Stuporbowl (huge winter alley cat bike race) donates all net proceeds to Smitten Kitten (local sex shop) bc they’re doing the most to get rent covered for our neighbors.
Would be cool if our state govt could help, you know, at some point…?
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 AM
This is Minneapolis:
The Stuporbowl (huge winter alley cat bike race) donates all net proceeds to Smitten Kitten (local sex shop) bc they’re doing the most to get rent covered for our neighbors.
Would be cool if our state govt could help, you know, at some point…?
The Stuporbowl (huge winter alley cat bike race) donates all net proceeds to Smitten Kitten (local sex shop) bc they’re doing the most to get rent covered for our neighbors.
Would be cool if our state govt could help, you know, at some point…?
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this is the kind of stuff men on here say when you post a picture of your perfect tits within 50 feet of a bookshelf
It’s insane how sexy Dua Lipa is and half of my assessment of that sexiness is based on her voice, her intellect, and the fact that she has a book club!
She’s so hot.
She’s so hot.
February 12, 2026 at 1:25 AM
this is the kind of stuff men on here say when you post a picture of your perfect tits within 50 feet of a bookshelf
Is this something?
A Taylor Swift song about a Midwestern housewife who keeps buying the wrong brand of spent yeast paste for her British husband called "Ope, Marmite"
A Taylor Swift song about a Midwestern housewife who keeps buying the wrong brand of spent yeast paste for her British husband called "Ope, Marmite"
February 12, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Is this something?
A Taylor Swift song about a Midwestern housewife who keeps buying the wrong brand of spent yeast paste for her British husband called "Ope, Marmite"
A Taylor Swift song about a Midwestern housewife who keeps buying the wrong brand of spent yeast paste for her British husband called "Ope, Marmite"
Also known for a popular spinoff cheesesteak banh mi called Another Bad Creation
A bel biv devoe bahn mi shop called that girl is hoisin
February 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Also known for a popular spinoff cheesesteak banh mi called Another Bad Creation
Not too many people know this but my Drafts folder is just a bunch of unfinished posts that say "Not too many people know this."
February 11, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Not too many people know this but my Drafts folder is just a bunch of unfinished posts that say "Not too many people know this."
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shop the look
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 AM
shop the look
Yes, we should be talking about billionaires' portfolios, not their illegal sexual proclivities
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Yes, we should be talking about billionaires' portfolios, not their illegal sexual proclivities
No one with any political future is going to kill it by running against Amy Klobuchar for MN Governor. That's an unwinnable fight against a deeply entrenched and stubborn political foe. Your fave rising star isn't coming out the other side of that with much left.
February 11, 2026 at 4:16 PM
No one with any political future is going to kill it by running against Amy Klobuchar for MN Governor. That's an unwinnable fight against a deeply entrenched and stubborn political foe. Your fave rising star isn't coming out the other side of that with much left.
It's fun to point and laugh and say they suck at this, but punitive use of the process is itself part of the plan. At least part of their goal is targeted use of the system simply because they can and you can't stop them.
No grand jurors found the Trump DOJ met low probable cause threshold in failed indictment of Democratic lawmakers
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
No grand jurors found the Trump DOJ met low probable cause threshold in failed indictment of Democratic lawmakers
None of the D.C. grand jurors who heard the Trump administration’s pitch on why they should indict Democratic lawmakers over a video urging members of the
www.nbcnews.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
It's fun to point and laugh and say they suck at this, but punitive use of the process is itself part of the plan. At least part of their goal is targeted use of the system simply because they can and you can't stop them.
The best thing about hoteling situations in offices has to be the savings on maintenance. Nothing ever gets fixed, because you're actively encouraged by the hoteling policy to not take ownership in a space. Why get involved when you can just move one spot over?
February 11, 2026 at 3:46 PM
The best thing about hoteling situations in offices has to be the savings on maintenance. Nothing ever gets fixed, because you're actively encouraged by the hoteling policy to not take ownership in a space. Why get involved when you can just move one spot over?
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“If you kids don’t stop sticking your heads out the window…”
February 11, 2026 at 2:08 PM
“If you kids don’t stop sticking your heads out the window…”
There is no such thing in popular culture as a ring that's unassociated with bad stuff. Hell, Japanese well ghosts, Nazis, nerds, sexual health. And now ICE. Probably should avoid using the word in names of things for a while.
February 11, 2026 at 2:47 PM
There is no such thing in popular culture as a ring that's unassociated with bad stuff. Hell, Japanese well ghosts, Nazis, nerds, sexual health. And now ICE. Probably should avoid using the word in names of things for a while.
Should we watch Milo & Otis with the 7yo for Valentine's Day? Haven't seen it in over 20 years. I don't remember if it was good or not
February 11, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Should we watch Milo & Otis with the 7yo for Valentine's Day? Haven't seen it in over 20 years. I don't remember if it was good or not
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Someone found an Underground Railroad stop in NYC. They knew what it was right away because of all the cops standing around looking at their phones
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Someone found an Underground Railroad stop in NYC. They knew what it was right away because of all the cops standing around looking at their phones
In a saner world, Taylor Swift would get more shit for "Anti-Hero" than Alanis Morrissette has gotten for "Ironic." Girl, that's not what that means.
February 11, 2026 at 12:59 PM
In a saner world, Taylor Swift would get more shit for "Anti-Hero" than Alanis Morrissette has gotten for "Ironic." Girl, that's not what that means.
Champagnie got a Frenchman lit up? Typical.
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Champagnie got a Frenchman lit up? Typical.
Someone found an Underground Railroad stop in NYC. They knew what it was right away because of all the cops standing around looking at their phones
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Someone found an Underground Railroad stop in NYC. They knew what it was right away because of all the cops standing around looking at their phones
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He was out over his skis, but now he's shooting his shot to get back into it. A true biathlete.
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 6:06 PM
He was out over his skis, but now he's shooting his shot to get back into it. A true biathlete.
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They crush the local economy, deplete city budgets, illegally withhold congressionally allocated funds. In exchange we get masked Texans running wild in the streets, paid for with tax money that was supposed to be used on our healthcare. Thank you to our federal partners.
February 11, 2026 at 2:58 AM
They crush the local economy, deplete city budgets, illegally withhold congressionally allocated funds. In exchange we get masked Texans running wild in the streets, paid for with tax money that was supposed to be used on our healthcare. Thank you to our federal partners.
Luge scoring should be based on need. Yes, I'm proposing a sliding scale.
February 11, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Luge scoring should be based on need. Yes, I'm proposing a sliding scale.