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MPLS. Dipshit.
Champagnie got a Frenchman lit up? Typical.
Sorry what is Wemby's line right now?
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Someone found an Underground Railroad stop in NYC. They knew what it was right away because of all the cops standing around looking at their phones
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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He was out over his skis, but now he's shooting his shot to get back into it. A true biathlete.
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped

Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back

www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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They crush the local economy, deplete city budgets, illegally withhold congressionally allocated funds. In exchange we get masked Texans running wild in the streets, paid for with tax money that was supposed to be used on our healthcare. Thank you to our federal partners.
February 11, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Luge scoring should be based on need. Yes, I'm proposing a sliding scale.
February 11, 2026 at 1:43 AM
February 11, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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Pretty good run down on why @klobuchar.senate.gov is trash. And that's without even mentioning the stapler incident!
As Minnesota's senior senator runs to replace Tim Walz as governor, her votes and positions on Trump, ICE, and labor should be disqualifying to progressive voters.
Amy Klobuchar’s Record on Trump Is Shameful - Racket
As Minnesota's senior senator runs to replace Tim Walz as governor, her votes and positions on Trump, ICE, and labor should be disqualifying to progressive voters.
racketmn.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:17 PM
is this good?
February 10, 2026 at 8:48 PM
He was out over his skis, but now he's shooting his shot to get back into it. A true biathlete.
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped

Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back

www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Jacob Frey: "Get the fuck out of our city!"

Also Jacob Frey: "...but not City Hall. Or our bike lanes"

What a fucking loser.
Following this incident I followed up with Mayor Frey to ask for more information about what had happened. His chief of staff confirmed that the Mayor and his administration had a meeting with border czar Tom Homan. I assume the ICE vehicles outside were part of Homan’s convoy.
February 10, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Yeah, I like knockin' boots. I am a footwear critic, after all.
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
when she got half the socks in the divorce and you're too sad to sort through the rest
February 10, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Don Cherry agreeing with Don Trump's decision to end HNIC because he thinks Trump means the other thing.
February 10, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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NEW: @ag.state.mn.us wins lawsuit preserving $530 million in federal education funding at risk over Minnesota's "DEI programs" edmn.me/4rJagwY #mnleg #protectourschools #protectourstudents
February 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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I think we need to post more of our wins vs ICE, at least I do. Northside RR successfully got a few abductions deterred this morning. We also have seen an uptick in folks joining doing stationary observation in the last week since we started doing that.
February 9, 2026 at 4:43 PM
My favorite part of the Bad Bunny halftime show was when he was scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' them on the head.
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I did this BSKY Maps thing and found out they don't love you like I love you.
February 9, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Is curling the sport that's most amenable to the spicy meatball exclamation?
Italy grabs one back
February 9, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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“I’ve never folded laundry before” is such a flex for a mother-of-two running for senate in the traditional gender roles party, she really just gives up the grift here.
February 9, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Hillsdale needs a martyr, right?
Keep him!

“Information continuing to emerge from eastern Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) claims that the M23 armed group has detained Erik Prince, the American national known as the founder and former head of the private military company Blackwater.“
Reports Emerge Claiming M23 Detained Blackwater Founder Erik Prince in Eastern DRC
kigalidailynews.rw
February 9, 2026 at 3:59 PM
D&D is just the application of Robert's Rules to a make-believe sesh
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 PM
let's be real for a minute: elmo's tastes aren't exactly what any of us would call discerning.
February 9, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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Waaaa I don't speak Spanish waaa I'm gonna watch the show with words I can understand

The words:
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I bet he'd get so pissed if people started calling him "Jack Paul"
February 9, 2026 at 4:49 AM