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MPLS. Dipshit.
This photo (taken in St. Paul) is a whole tapestry. It's perfect. You feel like you're the government observing the public perceiving you critically.
Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.

Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
February 12, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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This is Minneapolis:

The Stuporbowl (huge winter alley cat bike race) donates all net proceeds to Smitten Kitten (local sex shop) bc they’re doing the most to get rent covered for our neighbors.

Would be cool if our state govt could help, you know, at some point…?
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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this is the kind of stuff men on here say when you post a picture of your perfect tits within 50 feet of a bookshelf
It’s insane how sexy Dua Lipa is and half of my assessment of that sexiness is based on her voice, her intellect, and the fact that she has a book club!

She’s so hot.
February 12, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Is this something?

A Taylor Swift song about a Midwestern housewife who keeps buying the wrong brand of spent yeast paste for her British husband called "Ope, Marmite"
February 12, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Also known for a popular spinoff cheesesteak banh mi called Another Bad Creation
A bel biv devoe bahn mi shop called that girl is hoisin
February 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Not too many people know this but my Drafts folder is just a bunch of unfinished posts that say "Not too many people know this."
February 11, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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shop the look
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Yes, we should be talking about billionaires' portfolios, not their illegal sexual proclivities
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
No one with any political future is going to kill it by running against Amy Klobuchar for MN Governor. That's an unwinnable fight against a deeply entrenched and stubborn political foe. Your fave rising star isn't coming out the other side of that with much left.
February 11, 2026 at 4:16 PM
It's fun to point and laugh and say they suck at this, but punitive use of the process is itself part of the plan. At least part of their goal is targeted use of the system simply because they can and you can't stop them.
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
The best thing about hoteling situations in offices has to be the savings on maintenance. Nothing ever gets fixed, because you're actively encouraged by the hoteling policy to not take ownership in a space. Why get involved when you can just move one spot over?
February 11, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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“If you kids don’t stop sticking your heads out the window…”
this bus puts out all the best movies
February 11, 2026 at 2:08 PM
There is no such thing in popular culture as a ring that's unassociated with bad stuff. Hell, Japanese well ghosts, Nazis, nerds, sexual health. And now ICE. Probably should avoid using the word in names of things for a while.
February 11, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Should we watch Milo & Otis with the 7yo for Valentine's Day? Haven't seen it in over 20 years. I don't remember if it was good or not
February 11, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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Someone found an Underground Railroad stop in NYC. They knew what it was right away because of all the cops standing around looking at their phones
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
In a saner world, Taylor Swift would get more shit for "Anti-Hero" than Alanis Morrissette has gotten for "Ironic." Girl, that's not what that means.
February 11, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Champagnie got a Frenchman lit up? Typical.
Sorry what is Wemby's line right now?
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Someone found an Underground Railroad stop in NYC. They knew what it was right away because of all the cops standing around looking at their phones
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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He was out over his skis, but now he's shooting his shot to get back into it. A true biathlete.
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped

Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back

www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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They crush the local economy, deplete city budgets, illegally withhold congressionally allocated funds. In exchange we get masked Texans running wild in the streets, paid for with tax money that was supposed to be used on our healthcare. Thank you to our federal partners.
February 11, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Luge scoring should be based on need. Yes, I'm proposing a sliding scale.
February 11, 2026 at 1:43 AM
February 11, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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Pretty good run down on why @klobuchar.senate.gov is trash. And that's without even mentioning the stapler incident!
As Minnesota's senior senator runs to replace Tim Walz as governor, her votes and positions on Trump, ICE, and labor should be disqualifying to progressive voters.
Amy Klobuchar’s Record on Trump Is Shameful - Racket
As Minnesota's senior senator runs to replace Tim Walz as governor, her votes and positions on Trump, ICE, and labor should be disqualifying to progressive voters.
racketmn.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:17 PM
is this good?
February 10, 2026 at 8:48 PM