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MPLS. Dipshit.
when she got half the socks in the divorce and you're too sad to sort through the rest
February 10, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Don Cherry agreeing with Don Trump's decision to end HNIC because he thinks Trump means the other thing.
February 10, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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NEW: @ag.state.mn.us wins lawsuit preserving $530 million in federal education funding at risk over Minnesota's "DEI programs" edmn.me/4rJagwY #mnleg #protectourschools #protectourstudents
February 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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I think we need to post more of our wins vs ICE, at least I do. Northside RR successfully got a few abductions deterred this morning. We also have seen an uptick in folks joining doing stationary observation in the last week since we started doing that.
February 9, 2026 at 4:43 PM
My favorite part of the Bad Bunny halftime show was when he was scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' them on the head.
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I did this BSKY Maps thing and found out they don't love you like I love you.
February 9, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Is curling the sport that's most amenable to the spicy meatball exclamation?
Italy grabs one back
February 9, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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“I’ve never folded laundry before” is such a flex for a mother-of-two running for senate in the traditional gender roles party, she really just gives up the grift here.
February 9, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Hillsdale needs a martyr, right?
Keep him!

“Information continuing to emerge from eastern Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) claims that the M23 armed group has detained Erik Prince, the American national known as the founder and former head of the private military company Blackwater.“
Reports Emerge Claiming M23 Detained Blackwater Founder Erik Prince in Eastern DRC
kigalidailynews.rw
February 9, 2026 at 3:59 PM
D&D is just the application of Robert's Rules to a make-believe sesh
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 PM
let's be real for a minute: elmo's tastes aren't exactly what any of us would call discerning.
February 9, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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Waaaa I don't speak Spanish waaa I'm gonna watch the show with words I can understand

The words:
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I bet he'd get so pissed if people started calling him "Jack Paul"
February 9, 2026 at 4:49 AM
What a shot
February 9, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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Peggy Noonan:
the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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this is so funny because it's like, oh my god, what an awful question for a news show. and then wham the answer is so much worse somehow
Doocy: "The new face of RealFood .gov is Mike Tyson. How did you settle on someone who was most famous for eating Evander Holyfield's ear?"

RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Great super bowl for patriots.

Not so much for Boston area sports fans.
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Oh weird the old racist is performatively mad for racism reasons and riling up racists. I would not have guessed.
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
There wasn't a spiral of distrust that followed George Floyd's murder. People correctly distrusted the police and the people doing most of the destruction.
Friends in Minneapolis are very worried about this development. Both in terms of state police's role in arresting protestors and the worry that this could set off the kind of spiral of distrust and destruction that followed George Floyd's murder.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/u...
At Least 50 Arrested After Protests Escalate Outside Minnesota Federal Building
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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The ‘You Don’t Have to Apologize for Being White Anymore’ guys have now made it against the law to use the word Black at college.
February 8, 2026 at 6:40 PM
"I'm on a carnivore die--" let me stop you there because there's no way anything that comes next is worth my time.
February 8, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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After last year's halftime show, I ran into a guy who said he found it incomprehensible. I said I enjoyed it and his next question was whether Kendrick is considered "good" at rap. Such is the degree of white insularity: a man with 27 Grammys and a Pulitzer Prize is still an unknowable cypher.
February 8, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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conservatives are so weird. when they announced Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl my first thought was also “that guy isn’t famous enough for that” but instead of thinking it was a woke conspiracy I went to Wikipedia and found out he was a lot more popular than I realized and said “oh ok”. it’s that easy
February 8, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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A dispatch from Surprise AZ where residents gathered to protest plans for a warehouse concentration camp in their community by @azrww.bsky.social

“Despite this evidence of authoritarian power, it is possible for even the most local form of government to take a stand in the name of the people.”
A Surprise Zone of Interest
We are All Responsible for What Happens in our Community
www.welcometohellworld.com
February 5, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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Hey #Resisters!

This is probably the most beautiful and hilarious protest story you’ll find.
Is there violence? Yes.
But this is protesting with “Tactical Frivolity”, which has become the key phrase for #ICE protests, inspired by #Portland

This story happened in #Minneapolis

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January 27, 2026 at 7:53 PM