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Calmer than you are. Ok, not really.
Don't like my posts. It only encourages me.
Don't like my posts. It only encourages me.
thanksgiving is thenrysgiving's nickname
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
thanksgiving is thenrysgiving's nickname
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we have turkey in the oven. should have trussed that breast roast better
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
we have turkey in the oven. should have trussed that breast roast better
So many great movies in 2025 about people unable or unwilling to communicate.
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 AM
So many great movies in 2025 about people unable or unwilling to communicate.
appropriate holiday viewing
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
appropriate holiday viewing
Hi-Chews are better than any non-chocolate commercial candy that existed when I was a kid.
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Hi-Chews are better than any non-chocolate commercial candy that existed when I was a kid.
RFK Jr is like Elephant 6 in that he's associated with Olivia tremor control.
November 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
RFK Jr is like Elephant 6 in that he's associated with Olivia tremor control.
I've obtained footage of a DHS meeting regarding the development of this strategy:
youtu.be/WKwvA8ns9wo?...
youtu.be/WKwvA8ns9wo?...
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I've obtained footage of a DHS meeting regarding the development of this strategy:
youtu.be/WKwvA8ns9wo?...
youtu.be/WKwvA8ns9wo?...
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it's probably not true 100% of the time but as a rough heuristic you can write off anyone alluding to the teddy roosevelt "man in the arena" speech as a dope
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
it's probably not true 100% of the time but as a rough heuristic you can write off anyone alluding to the teddy roosevelt "man in the arena" speech as a dope
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I wonder if Dial had to change the name of their soap for butts because the prevalence of portable phones would have made people associate it with something unpleasant.
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I wonder if Dial had to change the name of their soap for butts because the prevalence of portable phones would have made people associate it with something unpleasant.
taking @athensgrease.bsky.social's lead and refusing to let a urinal override a good fit and good lighting
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
taking @athensgrease.bsky.social's lead and refusing to let a urinal override a good fit and good lighting
Press Barbie's brother is calling ICE on his child's mother. Rotten people, the lot of them.
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
![REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.
The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.
Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.
Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiacyzixchgacpjse7wyra342opgjsvdxzqdrkxq55zzqah65zyeae@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Press Barbie's brother is calling ICE on his child's mother. Rotten people, the lot of them.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Totally failed the first day of winter. Forgot to pack shoes so 7yo is worried about getting the carpet in her classroom dirty
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Totally failed the first day of winter. Forgot to pack shoes so 7yo is worried about getting the carpet in her classroom dirty
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
There's a neighborhood restaurant I've always wanted to make a regular place but it's pricey. Jay's *years* of reviews make me want to try again.
www.yelp.com/biz/the-bung...
www.yelp.com/biz/the-bung...
www.yelp.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
There's a neighborhood restaurant I've always wanted to make a regular place but it's pricey. Jay's *years* of reviews make me want to try again.
www.yelp.com/biz/the-bung...
www.yelp.com/biz/the-bung...
![screengrab text:
We’re loading up the menu with warm, cozy, utterly ridiculous comfort food, including:
Meatball Panino, Coney Dog Burrito [highlighted in screengrab for effect] (yes, it’s unhinged) & all the classic Burger Club goodness.
The patio fire will be cracking & the s'mores will be flowing for pre Thanksgivng joy.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ahlsm4d5y3sgwk3mmnj3spgg/bafkreifvlkfnjc26dcwugajf2sbm4yeywxxjdyslfdkkiklok6wydnr2sa@jpeg)
Your negative thoughts on pie are duly noted and you are hereby removed from the pie party invitation list.
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Your negative thoughts on pie are duly noted and you are hereby removed from the pie party invitation list.
*at kid's 4th b-day party*
me: yeah... this turned out great. her mother insisted that it be big.
ISAAC CHOTINER: You... you didn't want a big birthday party?
me, sweating: it just seemed like a lot of work, you know? thought 5 would be
IC: the big one
me: yeah
IC: So you ration the joy?
me:...
me: yeah... this turned out great. her mother insisted that it be big.
ISAAC CHOTINER: You... you didn't want a big birthday party?
me, sweating: it just seemed like a lot of work, you know? thought 5 would be
IC: the big one
me: yeah
IC: So you ration the joy?
me:...
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
*at kid's 4th b-day party*
me: yeah... this turned out great. her mother insisted that it be big.
ISAAC CHOTINER: You... you didn't want a big birthday party?
me, sweating: it just seemed like a lot of work, you know? thought 5 would be
IC: the big one
me: yeah
IC: So you ration the joy?
me:...
me: yeah... this turned out great. her mother insisted that it be big.
ISAAC CHOTINER: You... you didn't want a big birthday party?
me, sweating: it just seemed like a lot of work, you know? thought 5 would be
IC: the big one
me: yeah
IC: So you ration the joy?
me:...
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it is so incredibly funny that maybe the greatest playmaker the sport of basketball has ever seen is shaped like a bottle of Head and Shoulders bsky.app/profile/stev...
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
it is so incredibly funny that maybe the greatest playmaker the sport of basketball has ever seen is shaped like a bottle of Head and Shoulders bsky.app/profile/stev...
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Have you ever wanted to watch an older gentleman hit himself in the dick with an egg going 88 miles per hour because of a Contraption Malfunction?
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Have you ever wanted to watch an older gentleman hit himself in the dick with an egg going 88 miles per hour because of a Contraption Malfunction?
We have stock. Might simmer it down a bit tomorrow, but it's strained and cooling for now.
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
We have stock. Might simmer it down a bit tomorrow, but it's strained and cooling for now.
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lol the judge who disqualified lindsay halligan as us atty for edva included this footnote, citing a guy who agrees with him (or used to!?!?)
!["... From 1986 to 2006, section 546 was identical to its current form. [n14] ...
[n14] Three days after Congress enacted the 1986 law, an Office of Legal Counsel (“OLC”) memorandum ***authored by then-Deputy Assistant Attorney General Samuel Alito*** concluded the statute does not allow “the Attorney General [to] make another appointment pursuant to [subsection (a)] after the expiration of the 120-day period.” Memorandum from Samuel A. Alito, Jr., Deputy Assistant Att’y Gen., Off. of Legal Couns., to William P. Tyson, Dir., Exec. Off. for U.S. Att’ys 3 (Nov. 13, 1986), available at https://perma.cc/SD5Q-7CPH. “The statutory plan,” Alito reasoned, “discloses a Congressional purpose that after the expiration of the 120-day period further interim appointments are to be made by the court rather than by the Attorney General.” Id. ..."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zltqtmydso6kikzw7wafpj4p/bafkreigkwkvuujja3pmwgsodn3affc4dup3cei2t5tywjorfyfdrgcegw4@jpeg)
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
lol the judge who disqualified lindsay halligan as us atty for edva included this footnote, citing a guy who agrees with him (or used to!?!?)