Sen. Lemon Gogurt
@ugarles.bsky.social
dumb laws deserve my thoughts on them
https://linktr.ee/ugarles
i will do your podcast
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https://linktr.ee/ugarles
i will do your podcast
ALABSeries.com with @helldude.bsky.social @wyattprivilege.bsky.social & @garliccorgi.bsky.social
City Saint/Country Saint with @lronmexico.bsky.social
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my name is charles and i cohost ALAB and CitySaint/CountrySaint. In 2026, i am to guest on At Least One More Podcast Episode Than Josh. this thread exists to document those appearances. if you would like me to come on your show, my DMs are open enough, so please reach out!
Thank you, AI summary
February 14, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Thank you, AI summary
exhaling at the discovery that one (1) post made kenny logins' thread
February 14, 2026 at 3:25 PM
exhaling at the discovery that one (1) post made kenny logins' thread
guys are going to keep on doing it for love of the game
BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shuts down due to lack of funding
February 14, 2026 at 6:12 AM
guys are going to keep on doing it for love of the game
and the political class continues to patronize the voting public by trying to force feed us these freaks like the want to harvest our livers
“I vocally supported immigration for years but then turned on immigrants to win votes” does not endear you to pro-immigrant voters or anti-immigrant voters.
It’s the same with every other issue. This is *the* reason people hate politicians, they’re wormy and fake.
It’s the same with every other issue. This is *the* reason people hate politicians, they’re wormy and fake.
February 14, 2026 at 5:19 AM
and the political class continues to patronize the voting public by trying to force feed us these freaks like the want to harvest our livers
Some people think that it's weird that while everyone else is cutting bait the LA Olympic Committee doesn't want to shed this guy but those people don't understand that for someone involved in running the Olympics being close to Epstein is a resume builder.
Exclusive: Casey Wasserman is putting the talent agency that bears his name up for sale after the latest Epstein revelations.
Exclusive | Casey Wasserman Putting His Talent Agency Up for Sale After Epstein Fallout
Wasserman has said he “never had a personal or business relationship with Jeffrey Epstein” and told staff he felt that he had “become a distraction” to the firm’s work.
on.wsj.com
February 14, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Some people think that it's weird that while everyone else is cutting bait the LA Olympic Committee doesn't want to shed this guy but those people don't understand that for someone involved in running the Olympics being close to Epstein is a resume builder.
dollar van is lit
February 13, 2026 at 10:54 PM
dollar van is lit
Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt
When Rubio says "We live in a new era of geopolitics" it's sort of like an arsonist saying "Unfortunately these days the danger of houses burning down for the insurance money has never been higher"
February 13, 2026 at 10:40 PM
When Rubio says "We live in a new era of geopolitics" it's sort of like an arsonist saying "Unfortunately these days the danger of houses burning down for the insurance money has never been higher"
of all the things we did on mic dicta, posting an episode 8 years ago on the anniversary of his death to dance on his grave was among the funniest. he's looking up from hell and laughing now, but such is life.
February 13, 2026 at 8:51 PM
of all the things we did on mic dicta, posting an episode 8 years ago on the anniversary of his death to dance on his grave was among the funniest. he's looking up from hell and laughing now, but such is life.
a stuxnet-style QR code that makes the wearer's head start vibrating until they puke from vertigo
if someone can come up with working adversarial garment that fucks with smart glasses, to almost any extent, I will not only buy it myself but promote it religiously
ideally something that does lasting damage, but even compromising certain functions is better than nothing
who is working on this??
ideally something that does lasting damage, but even compromising certain functions is better than nothing
who is working on this??
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
a stuxnet-style QR code that makes the wearer's head start vibrating until they puke from vertigo
that's right
this is a good starter pack for a wide spectrum of good posting. a healthy % of these are very strong "absurd posts" makers, which is essential to a good user experience on the Bluesky page.
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go.bsky.app/44frD6x
February 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
that's right
Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt
“i plagiarized my thesis,
GUESS WHO JUST WON BRONZE AGAIN
February 13, 2026 at 2:51 PM
“i plagiarized my thesis,
Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt
Much like it took Nixon to go to China, it took Kanye West to summarize American white supremacist culture (a song called "Heil Hitler" that is mostly about losing visitation rights)
February 12, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Much like it took Nixon to go to China, it took Kanye West to summarize American white supremacist culture (a song called "Heil Hitler" that is mostly about losing visitation rights)
it's backwards. obama and biden conceded the republican framework of border obsession, sliding right and setting off a near-inevitable push to where we are today. once again the democrats triangulated themselves into becoming republicans, allowing republicans to publicly embrace explicit fascism.
Not going to read them all because jesus fucking christ but this is nasty work from Friedersdorf
February 12, 2026 at 11:10 PM
it's backwards. obama and biden conceded the republican framework of border obsession, sliding right and setting off a near-inevitable push to where we are today. once again the democrats triangulated themselves into becoming republicans, allowing republicans to publicly embrace explicit fascism.
"When I said "white culture is being erased" i meant "i sometimes see people who aren't white." I didn't choose to live in Montana only to have *them* on my television.
February 12, 2026 at 9:54 PM
"When I said "white culture is being erased" i meant "i sometimes see people who aren't white." I didn't choose to live in Montana only to have *them* on my television.
All Dutch children are issued their lifetime footwear by the Soorting Haat and if you don't like it, you habben een serieus probleem.
explain this to me
✅Netherlands has by far the most Olympic speed skating medals of all time
✅Netherlands has by far the most Olympic field hockey medals of all time
❌ zero pipeline from Netherlands to the NHL
✅Netherlands has by far the most Olympic speed skating medals of all time
✅Netherlands has by far the most Olympic field hockey medals of all time
❌ zero pipeline from Netherlands to the NHL
February 12, 2026 at 8:07 PM
All Dutch children are issued their lifetime footwear by the Soorting Haat and if you don't like it, you habben een serieus probleem.
children 👀
children king 👀??
children 👀
children king 👀??
children 👀
I don't talk to anyone this much
www.economist.com/interactive/...
www.economist.com/interactive/...
February 12, 2026 at 5:46 PM
children 👀
children king 👀??
children 👀
children king 👀??
children 👀
i have purchased my first set of base ball tickets for 2026
February 12, 2026 at 5:10 PM
i have purchased my first set of base ball tickets for 2026
people keep saying things like this and i am at best third on bluesky alone after @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social and @mrjoncryer.bsky.social
the most famous graduate of my high school is me
February 12, 2026 at 5:09 PM
people keep saying things like this and i am at best third on bluesky alone after @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social and @mrjoncryer.bsky.social
"It appears that they noticed we were lying, sir. I can try one more lie but it's probably got to be the last one. Or second to last."
The immigration enforcement surge in Minnesota is ending, said Tom Homan, the border czar for President Donald Trump.
“I have proposed, and President Trump has concurred, that this surge operation conclude,” Homan said.
“I have proposed, and President Trump has concurred, that this surge operation conclude,” Homan said.
Border czar Tom Homan: Immigration enforcement surge in Minnesota coming to an end
Homan addressed reporters Thursday morning at the Bishop Henry Whipple Federal Building, the base for the ongoing federal immigration operation in Minnesota.
www.mprnews.org
February 12, 2026 at 2:35 PM
"It appears that they noticed we were lying, sir. I can try one more lie but it's probably got to be the last one. Or second to last."
no longer thinking about elon dying from his own gun now that i know he has a cool knife
February 12, 2026 at 4:52 AM
no longer thinking about elon dying from his own gun now that i know he has a cool knife
which one of you idiots put me on their mailing list!
February 12, 2026 at 1:34 AM
which one of you idiots put me on their mailing list!
it's why you put in the work
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February 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
it's why you put in the work
i was once on a plane where a member of the us national developmental ski team got drunk and urinated on a 12-year-old girl so it could be worse
February 11, 2026 at 10:14 PM
i was once on a plane where a member of the us national developmental ski team got drunk and urinated on a 12-year-old girl so it could be worse
it would be funny if gallup said "we're not doing presidential approval ratings anymore because every time we release one showing that the president is unpopular trump kills another hostage"
eliminating our presidential approval ratings just before the president reaches unprecedented disapproval territory. interesting!
Gallup says it will stop doing presidential approval polls (after 88 years of doing it) because of "an evolution in how Gallup focuses it's public research". This is eliminating a time series that goes back to FDR.
thehill.com/homenews/med...
thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 10:10 PM
it would be funny if gallup said "we're not doing presidential approval ratings anymore because every time we release one showing that the president is unpopular trump kills another hostage"