Sen. Lemon Gogurt
@ugarles.bsky.social
dumb laws deserve my thoughts on them
https://linktr.ee/ugarles
i will do your podcast
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https://linktr.ee/ugarles
i will do your podcast
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City Saint/Country Saint with @lronmexico.bsky.social
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my name is charles and i cohost ALAB and CitySaint/CountrySaint. In 2026, i am to guest on At Least One More Podcast Episode Than Josh. this thread exists to document those appearances. if you would like me to come on your show, my DMs are open enough, so please reach out!
All By Myself by Eric Carmen
if an AIN athlete wins gold, do they just stand there on the podium in an awkward silence in lieu of the anthem?
February 17, 2026 at 10:00 PM
All By Myself by Eric Carmen
wife's sister is worse for your marriage but brother's wife also ends your marriage *and* your relationship with your blood.
Which is worse, wife’s sister or brother’s wife? bsky.app/profile/ment...
Which of those is worse?
February 17, 2026 at 9:00 PM
wife's sister is worse for your marriage but brother's wife also ends your marriage *and* your relationship with your blood.
even by mark cuban standards this is a dumb opinion
February 17, 2026 at 8:47 PM
even by mark cuban standards this is a dumb opinion
consider a technology that supposedly simulates intelligence but in fact only convinces humanity to subordinate its own intelligence to the simulation
AI filmmaking is completely unserious.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
February 17, 2026 at 6:15 PM
consider a technology that supposedly simulates intelligence but in fact only convinces humanity to subordinate its own intelligence to the simulation
israel is expected to have an excellent biathlon team in 2030 after learning that the targets don't shoot back
February 17, 2026 at 5:41 PM
israel is expected to have an excellent biathlon team in 2030 after learning that the targets don't shoot back
catching up on this morning's biathlon and shooting targets is cool but imo if they really want to represent military training the last lap should be that hey should have to catch and shoot a deserter
February 17, 2026 at 5:12 PM
catching up on this morning's biathlon and shooting targets is cool but imo if they really want to represent military training the last lap should be that hey should have to catch and shoot a deserter
Harriet Tubman wasn't real is Season 2 of Helen Keller wasn't real
February 17, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Harriet Tubman wasn't real is Season 2 of Helen Keller wasn't real
my kid is old enough to get this so he was willing to take me seriously when I told him to start carrying his passport because if the ice stormtroopers start grabbing people near his school and he gets swept up eventually someone will look at it
I think kids growing up in the Trump era should be told clearly that they are being raised under a regime that espouses white supremacy as if it is a legitimate politics, the same as any other.
Denny Carter on talking to your children about the president's racism, which becomes more normalized all the time:
https://badfaithtimes.com/tell-your-kids-this-shit-is-racist/
https://badfaithtimes.com/tell-your-kids-this-shit-is-racist/
February 17, 2026 at 2:39 PM
my kid is old enough to get this so he was willing to take me seriously when I told him to start carrying his passport because if the ice stormtroopers start grabbing people near his school and he gets swept up eventually someone will look at it
the way it manifests across time can be wild. my father, a white Jewish guy in a mostly POC union (1199) was so mad that the union endorsed Jackson in 1988. "Hymietown" haunted him. But, just a few years later,
Jesse Jackson's one of those people where you can't read about him as a historical figure and fully understand what a huge deal he was if you weren't there for it.
February 17, 2026 at 2:08 PM
the way it manifests across time can be wild. my father, a white Jewish guy in a mostly POC union (1199) was so mad that the union endorsed Jackson in 1988. "Hymietown" haunted him. But, just a few years later,
if there's a reason i won't have to move my car on friday that doesn't involve a blizzard i'm all ears
This week, we have the Lunar New Year & Mardi Gras coinciding on Tuesday and the start of Lent & Ramadan on Wednesday.
February 17, 2026 at 5:32 AM
if there's a reason i won't have to move my car on friday that doesn't involve a blizzard i'm all ears
before he went insane - and while he was still in the nfl - herschel walker was a brakeman on the 1992 us olympic two-man bobsled team
If you watch bobsled in the Olympics and think “how does one get into that sport,” the answer is they are basically all former college track athletes and football players who got invited to a bobsled combine by word of mouth. The men’s team can be a real treat for Remembering Some Guys.
How to Make an Olympic Bobsledder
The Americans in Pyeonchang all have one thing in common.
www.gq.com
February 17, 2026 at 5:06 AM
before he went insane - and while he was still in the nfl - herschel walker was a brakeman on the 1992 us olympic two-man bobsled team
the original tweet is getting a lot of attention because of the GAINS but if you watch the video he bats with similar grace to one of those scenes where a kid is trying to work the mech suit for the first time
February 17, 2026 at 3:34 AM
the original tweet is getting a lot of attention because of the GAINS but if you watch the video he bats with similar grace to one of those scenes where a kid is trying to work the mech suit for the first time
release the steinberg demo of like a virgin
Billy Steinberg was a pop wizard. The hits he cowrote!! I Drove All Night! True Colors! Like A Virgin! Devastating. variety.com/2026/music/o...
Billy Steinberg, Songwriter Who Co-Wrote Smashes Including ‘Like a Virgin,’ ‘True Colors,’ ‘Eternal Flame’ and ‘So Emotional,’ Dies at 74
Billy Steinberg, part of one of the most successful songwriting teams of the '80s and '90s, from 'Eternal Flame' to 'I Touch Myself,' has died.
variety.com
February 16, 2026 at 10:45 PM
release the steinberg demo of like a virgin
i have not moved my car since january except to move it from behind a wall of snow from the plowing to the "clean" side two weeks ago. one might think this proves that i do not need a car and that's mostly true yet you can tax me all you want but you will take my keys out of my cold, dead hands.
February 16, 2026 at 10:40 PM
i have not moved my car since january except to move it from behind a wall of snow from the plowing to the "clean" side two weeks ago. one might think this proves that i do not need a car and that's mostly true yet you can tax me all you want but you will take my keys out of my cold, dead hands.
Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt
Academic job announcement! Stony Brook University is hiring a fellow in South Asian and South Asian American Studies.
Good gig in a good department, come be my colleague. Can convert to tenure-track after two years.
www.stonybrook.edu/commcms/asia...
Good gig in a good department, come be my colleague. Can convert to tenure-track after two years.
www.stonybrook.edu/commcms/asia...
Open Positions | Department of Asian & Asian American Studies
Department of Asian & Asian American Studies
www.stonybrook.edu
February 16, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Academic job announcement! Stony Brook University is hiring a fellow in South Asian and South Asian American Studies.
Good gig in a good department, come be my colleague. Can convert to tenure-track after two years.
www.stonybrook.edu/commcms/asia...
Good gig in a good department, come be my colleague. Can convert to tenure-track after two years.
www.stonybrook.edu/commcms/asia...
this guy keeps asking me for my mother's maiden name but i can't figure out why
February 16, 2026 at 10:17 PM
this guy keeps asking me for my mother's maiden name but i can't figure out why
The Boston press did this to Roger Clemens when they wanted to make him look especially stupid after he falsely claimed he had been misquoted and the Pittsburgh media did this to Roberto Clemente (and called him Robby over his objection) because they were racist.
Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
February 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
The Boston press did this to Roger Clemens when they wanted to make him look especially stupid after he falsely claimed he had been misquoted and the Pittsburgh media did this to Roberto Clemente (and called him Robby over his objection) because they were racist.
new frontier in advertising: ben stiller instacart ad shown on 2/16/26 that closes with the news that it's a teaser for a super bowl spot
February 16, 2026 at 8:02 PM
new frontier in advertising: ben stiller instacart ad shown on 2/16/26 that closes with the news that it's a teaser for a super bowl spot
claviculation update
February 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM
claviculation update
if people only remember him for Who's More Grizzled, he'll be remembered well.
February 16, 2026 at 6:20 PM
if people only remember him for Who's More Grizzled, he'll be remembered well.
I say something like this every single time when I am watching a show with my wife. She is so sick of my shit but, as I always remind her, she took a vow.
Announcer: This program is intended for mature audiences only
Me: HELL YEAH LET'S SEE THE TITS
Me: HELL YEAH LET'S SEE THE TITS
February 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I say something like this every single time when I am watching a show with my wife. She is so sick of my shit but, as I always remind her, she took a vow.
great thread - post the the donation link if it's still active and I'll share
They had a silent auction for art with ICE OUT and the rebel loon. When I put in my donation to theie link for families from Minneapolis schools the total was at $39k and change for a goal of $40k. (5/?)
February 16, 2026 at 5:05 AM
great thread - post the the donation link if it's still active and I'll share
it is too early for me to commit to voting for a troop (fighter pilot)
February 16, 2026 at 3:30 AM
it is too early for me to commit to voting for a troop (fighter pilot)
ordinarily i'd be appalled by this procedure but i am having a lot of trouble getting upset in this specific circumstance
Reading about the appeal of one of the men made me feel like I don't understand how courts work.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
It's like... essentially a full retrial with live witnesses, but with a jury that includes judges(?), and they also get to revisit sentence even though it's his appeal?
www.bbc.com/news/article...
It's like... essentially a full retrial with live witnesses, but with a jury that includes judges(?), and they also get to revisit sentence even though it's his appeal?
Man who appealed Pelicot rape conviction handed longer jail term
A French court increases by a year the jail term of the only man who challenged his conviction for raping Gisèle Pelicot.
www.bbc.com
February 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
ordinarily i'd be appalled by this procedure but i am having a lot of trouble getting upset in this specific circumstance
As a keen observer of the Pirates bullpen I am quite familiar with today's USM curling performance.
February 15, 2026 at 8:34 PM
As a keen observer of the Pirates bullpen I am quite familiar with today's USM curling performance.