Sen. Lemon Gogurt
@ugarles.bsky.social
dumb laws deserve my thoughts on them
https://linktr.ee/ugarles
i will do your podcast
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i will do your podcast
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my name is charles and i cohost ALAB and CitySaint/CountrySaint. In 2026, i am to guest on At Least One More Podcast Episode Than Josh. this thread exists to document those appearances. if you would like me to come on your show, my DMs are open enough, so please reach out!
claviculation update
February 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM
claviculation update
if people only remember him for Who's More Grizzled, he'll be remembered well.
February 16, 2026 at 6:20 PM
if people only remember him for Who's More Grizzled, he'll be remembered well.
I say something like this every single time when I am watching a show with my wife. She is so sick of my shit but, as I always remind her, she took a vow.
Announcer: This program is intended for mature audiences only
Me: HELL YEAH LET'S SEE THE TITS
Me: HELL YEAH LET'S SEE THE TITS
February 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I say something like this every single time when I am watching a show with my wife. She is so sick of my shit but, as I always remind her, she took a vow.
great thread - post the the donation link if it's still active and I'll share
They had a silent auction for art with ICE OUT and the rebel loon. When I put in my donation to theie link for families from Minneapolis schools the total was at $39k and change for a goal of $40k. (5/?)
February 16, 2026 at 5:05 AM
great thread - post the the donation link if it's still active and I'll share
it is too early for me to commit to voting for a troop (fighter pilot)
February 16, 2026 at 3:30 AM
it is too early for me to commit to voting for a troop (fighter pilot)
ordinarily i'd be appalled by this procedure but i am having a lot of trouble getting upset in this specific circumstance
Reading about the appeal of one of the men made me feel like I don't understand how courts work.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
It's like... essentially a full retrial with live witnesses, but with a jury that includes judges(?), and they also get to revisit sentence even though it's his appeal?
www.bbc.com/news/article...
It's like... essentially a full retrial with live witnesses, but with a jury that includes judges(?), and they also get to revisit sentence even though it's his appeal?
Man who appealed Pelicot rape conviction handed longer jail term
A French court increases by a year the jail term of the only man who challenged his conviction for raping Gisèle Pelicot.
www.bbc.com
February 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
ordinarily i'd be appalled by this procedure but i am having a lot of trouble getting upset in this specific circumstance
As a keen observer of the Pirates bullpen I am quite familiar with today's USM curling performance.
February 15, 2026 at 8:34 PM
As a keen observer of the Pirates bullpen I am quite familiar with today's USM curling performance.
Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt
Still thinking about the time someone wanted Grok to nudify Anne Hathaway but wasn't specific enough
![Twitter posts from January:
1. pic of Anne Hathway
2. @grok... do your thing
3. Grok's reply: "Anne Hathaway isn't Jewish [but] she's played Jewish roles](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:curdc4nsriafv2j7y7ucgoub/bafkreieaoypwvzzwbovu32zzktyxnpgvewzkiyvb5urz342pfhodn6da44@jpeg)
February 15, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Still thinking about the time someone wanted Grok to nudify Anne Hathaway but wasn't specific enough
canada declaring a national holiday to celebrate sweden giving up three in the fourth end against the united states, a touching gesture
February 15, 2026 at 5:13 PM
canada declaring a national holiday to celebrate sweden giving up three in the fourth end against the united states, a touching gesture
Today's @davidjroth.bsky.social New Yorker of Distinction was going to be the first person I ever saw pay for the dollar van with cashapp but it very quickly became the driver who shot his shot after he gave her his number.
February 15, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Today's @davidjroth.bsky.social New Yorker of Distinction was going to be the first person I ever saw pay for the dollar van with cashapp but it very quickly became the driver who shot his shot after he gave her his number.
Peppherdine and Woke Forest are OUT
Hegseth to US military: if you get into MIT, we won't let you attend because of the risk that you will be exposed to ideas hostile to MAGA when you study there.
February 15, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Peppherdine and Woke Forest are OUT
can't even say the kid in the hoodie chose violence. the guy trolling on behalf of ice announced to everyone in the hallway that violence was fine with him.
February 15, 2026 at 12:09 AM
can't even say the kid in the hoodie chose violence. the guy trolling on behalf of ice announced to everyone in the hallway that violence was fine with him.
Thank you, AI summary
February 14, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Thank you, AI summary
exhaling at the discovery that one (1) post made kenny logins' thread
February 14, 2026 at 3:25 PM
exhaling at the discovery that one (1) post made kenny logins' thread
guys are going to keep on doing it for love of the game
BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shuts down due to lack of funding
February 14, 2026 at 6:12 AM
guys are going to keep on doing it for love of the game
and the political class continues to patronize the voting public by trying to force feed us these freaks like the want to harvest our livers
“I vocally supported immigration for years but then turned on immigrants to win votes” does not endear you to pro-immigrant voters or anti-immigrant voters.
It’s the same with every other issue. This is *the* reason people hate politicians, they’re wormy and fake.
It’s the same with every other issue. This is *the* reason people hate politicians, they’re wormy and fake.
February 14, 2026 at 5:19 AM
and the political class continues to patronize the voting public by trying to force feed us these freaks like the want to harvest our livers
Some people think that it's weird that while everyone else is cutting bait the LA Olympic Committee doesn't want to shed this guy but those people don't understand that for someone involved in running the Olympics being close to Epstein is a resume builder.
Exclusive: Casey Wasserman is putting the talent agency that bears his name up for sale after the latest Epstein revelations.
Exclusive | Casey Wasserman Putting His Talent Agency Up for Sale After Epstein Fallout
Wasserman has said he “never had a personal or business relationship with Jeffrey Epstein” and told staff he felt that he had “become a distraction” to the firm’s work.
on.wsj.com
February 14, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Some people think that it's weird that while everyone else is cutting bait the LA Olympic Committee doesn't want to shed this guy but those people don't understand that for someone involved in running the Olympics being close to Epstein is a resume builder.
dollar van is lit
February 13, 2026 at 10:54 PM
dollar van is lit
Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt
When Rubio says "We live in a new era of geopolitics" it's sort of like an arsonist saying "Unfortunately these days the danger of houses burning down for the insurance money has never been higher"
February 13, 2026 at 10:40 PM
When Rubio says "We live in a new era of geopolitics" it's sort of like an arsonist saying "Unfortunately these days the danger of houses burning down for the insurance money has never been higher"
of all the things we did on mic dicta, posting an episode 8 years ago on the anniversary of his death to dance on his grave was among the funniest. he's looking up from hell and laughing now, but such is life.
February 13, 2026 at 8:51 PM
of all the things we did on mic dicta, posting an episode 8 years ago on the anniversary of his death to dance on his grave was among the funniest. he's looking up from hell and laughing now, but such is life.
a stuxnet-style QR code that makes the wearer's head start vibrating until they puke from vertigo
if someone can come up with working adversarial garment that fucks with smart glasses, to almost any extent, I will not only buy it myself but promote it religiously
ideally something that does lasting damage, but even compromising certain functions is better than nothing
who is working on this??
ideally something that does lasting damage, but even compromising certain functions is better than nothing
who is working on this??
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
a stuxnet-style QR code that makes the wearer's head start vibrating until they puke from vertigo
that's right
this is a good starter pack for a wide spectrum of good posting. a healthy % of these are very strong "absurd posts" makers, which is essential to a good user experience on the Bluesky page.
go.bsky.app/44frD6x
go.bsky.app/44frD6x
February 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
that's right
Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt
“i plagiarized my thesis,
GUESS WHO JUST WON BRONZE AGAIN
February 13, 2026 at 2:51 PM
“i plagiarized my thesis,
Reposted by Sen. Lemon Gogurt
Much like it took Nixon to go to China, it took Kanye West to summarize American white supremacist culture (a song called "Heil Hitler" that is mostly about losing visitation rights)
February 12, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Much like it took Nixon to go to China, it took Kanye West to summarize American white supremacist culture (a song called "Heil Hitler" that is mostly about losing visitation rights)