Mentoch
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This should happen.
NEW: Former Wake Forest standout is attempting to become the second player to return to college after appearing in NBA games, as the current free agent hasn’t been able to find a team after his release from the Clippers.
He’d have two years of eligibility left.
He’d have two years of eligibility left.
January 31, 2026 at 3:56 PM
This should happen.
"Cain from the Bible" popped me
From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
January 31, 2026 at 3:17 PM
"Cain from the Bible" popped me
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“When reached for comment through his agent, the reclusive author Thomas Pynchon described Mr. Outhouse’s name as ‘a bit much, don’t you think?’”
January 31, 2026 at 7:06 AM
87% for a guy who lost the most winnable election in decades is fucking wild.
January 31, 2026 at 10:34 AM
87% for a guy who lost the most winnable election in decades is fucking wild.
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Great news for the conservatives in the event the liberals decide to make Justin Trudeau party leader again?
January 31, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Great news for the conservatives in the event the liberals decide to make Justin Trudeau party leader again?
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he always had trouble with anti-virus measures
Bill Gates allegedly caught an STD when he cheated on then-wife Melinda Gates, newly released emails in the Jeffrey Epstein files revealed.
Bill Gates Shocker! Billionaire Got an STD After Cheating on His Wife With 'Russian Girls,' Jeffrey Epstein Files Claim
okmagazine.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:14 AM
he always had trouble with anti-virus measures
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Wow, Kai Budde died?
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Oh damn. Rest in peace to KaiB. We mostly only ever interacted online, but he was always a solid, polite, stand up dude every time we did something together. He was just nice to everyone, which is a rarity in gaming magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
Remembering Kai Budde
The Magic: The Gathering world lost one of its greatest players with the recent passing of Kai Budde.
magic.wizards.com
January 31, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Wow, Kai Budde died?
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
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If I want advice on how to lose elections I'll ask Andrew Scheer about it.
Tho if the Conservatives are reupping with Pierre, then they probably don't have much an issue with losers.
Tho if the Conservatives are reupping with Pierre, then they probably don't have much an issue with losers.
SCHEER: "When [Mark Carney] wrote that book, quoting Karl Marx and talking about his core values and talking about leaving oil and gas in the ground, I believe him. I also believe that Liberals are unburdened by principle, and so they will say whatever it takes to get elected."
January 31, 2026 at 1:58 AM
If I want advice on how to lose elections I'll ask Andrew Scheer about it.
Tho if the Conservatives are reupping with Pierre, then they probably don't have much an issue with losers.
Tho if the Conservatives are reupping with Pierre, then they probably don't have much an issue with losers.
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If you loved the French dub of "Maman, j’ai raté l’avion" you will love its sequel, with the short, punchy name:
"Maman, j’ai encore raté l’avion et je suis perdu dans New York"
"Maman, j’ai encore raté l’avion et je suis perdu dans New York"
January 30, 2026 at 8:41 PM
If you loved the French dub of "Maman, j’ai raté l’avion" you will love its sequel, with the short, punchy name:
"Maman, j’ai encore raté l’avion et je suis perdu dans New York"
"Maman, j’ai encore raté l’avion et je suis perdu dans New York"
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not the Quebecois calling Home Alone "Maman, j’ai raté l’avion"
January 30, 2026 at 8:35 PM
not the Quebecois calling Home Alone "Maman, j’ai raté l’avion"
I cannot imagine a worse way to go out.
January 31, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I cannot imagine a worse way to go out.
This guy rules.
January 30, 2026 at 10:51 PM
This guy rules.
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DEAR GOD: "No doubt there is a great documentary to be made about Melania Knauss, the ambitious model from out of Slovenia who married a New York real-estate mogul and then found herself cast in the role of a latter-day Eva Braun"
www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ja...
www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ja...
Melania review – Trump film is a gilded trash remake of The Zone of Interest
Dispiriting, deadly and unrevealing – there is a decent documentary to be made about the former model from Slovenia, but this one is unredeemable
www.theguardian.com
January 30, 2026 at 8:31 PM
DEAR GOD: "No doubt there is a great documentary to be made about Melania Knauss, the ambitious model from out of Slovenia who married a New York real-estate mogul and then found herself cast in the role of a latter-day Eva Braun"
www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ja...
www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ja...
Amazing to call a guy who just got fired as a "top Hollywood agent"
January 30, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Amazing to call a guy who just got fired as a "top Hollywood agent"
I don't get why Jim Pattison owns a warehouse in Virginia. I thought most of the stuff he owned was local, but I guess he might've run out of things to buy here.
Turns out that you can simply chose not to sell your warehouse and prevent it from becoming a detention center
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Jim Pattison won't sell U.S. warehouse proposed as new ICE facility | CBC News
Jim Pattison Developments has announced it will not sell an industrial building in Ashland, Va., that was set to be turned into an Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) processing facility.
www.cbc.ca
January 30, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I don't get why Jim Pattison owns a warehouse in Virginia. I thought most of the stuff he owned was local, but I guess he might've run out of things to buy here.
Harsh on Daniel Stern
January 30, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Harsh on Daniel Stern
This also doesn't make any fucking sense.
When life gives you lemons you arrest them?!?
When life gives you lemons you arrest them?!?
The cringe Boomer-posting authoritarianism is so nauseating. "This reich runs on Disney and Starbucks" ass administration.
January 30, 2026 at 7:34 PM
This also doesn't make any fucking sense.
When life gives you lemons you arrest them?!?
When life gives you lemons you arrest them?!?
When there's two Browns quarterbacks on the pro bowl team we probably don't need this anymore.
Joe Flacco has been added to AFC roster for Pro Bowl.
His first career Pro Bowl selection.
His first career Pro Bowl selection.
January 30, 2026 at 7:09 PM
When there's two Browns quarterbacks on the pro bowl team we probably don't need this anymore.
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I’m sorry, Robin leach did what
The new Epstein files production features numerous allegations made against Donald Trump and others.
January 30, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I’m sorry, Robin leach did what
