ℳatt
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Uncool adult. From the other site.
"Frank's 2000 Inch TV" by Weird Al is the greatest REM song that REM didn't write
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"Frank's 2000 Inch TV" by Weird Al is the greatest REM song that REM didn't write
SEAN EVANS: We do a segment on the show called Explain That 'Gram where we ask our guest about a photo on their Instagram. So what's going on here?
MIGRANT MOTHER, CALIFORNIA, 1936: Oh boy... (chuckling) so I knew this picture would come up,
MIGRANT MOTHER, CALIFORNIA, 1936: Oh boy... (chuckling) so I knew this picture would come up,
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
SEAN EVANS: We do a segment on the show called Explain That 'Gram where we ask our guest about a photo on their Instagram. So what's going on here?
MIGRANT MOTHER, CALIFORNIA, 1936: Oh boy... (chuckling) so I knew this picture would come up,
MIGRANT MOTHER, CALIFORNIA, 1936: Oh boy... (chuckling) so I knew this picture would come up,
My friend's kid has been in the hospital. I wanted to make him something. He likes soccer, and he likes food. So I wrote & drew him a silly little book called THE SOCCER SANDWICH.
Here, let me read it to you!
Here, let me read it to you!
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My friend's kid has been in the hospital. I wanted to make him something. He likes soccer, and he likes food. So I wrote & drew him a silly little book called THE SOCCER SANDWICH.
Here, let me read it to you!
Here, let me read it to you!
In the 1960s there was a brief fad for a cocktail called The Bullshot containing beef broth, vodka, and worcestershire sauce.
Both Campbell's Soup and Smirnoff vodka put out magazine ads advertising the drink
Both Campbell's Soup and Smirnoff vodka put out magazine ads advertising the drink
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
In the 1960s there was a brief fad for a cocktail called The Bullshot containing beef broth, vodka, and worcestershire sauce.
Both Campbell's Soup and Smirnoff vodka put out magazine ads advertising the drink
Both Campbell's Soup and Smirnoff vodka put out magazine ads advertising the drink
Erika Kirk is really gonna claim she was secretly pregnant with Charlie's baby even when the kid comes out the womb looking like this
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Erika Kirk is really gonna claim she was secretly pregnant with Charlie's baby even when the kid comes out the womb looking like this
These are the world curling rankings 14 years ago, and today.
Look at the change in Canadian flags. It's remarkable how much the rest of the world has caught up to Canada in the past decade, on both the men's and women's side.
Look at the change in Canadian flags. It's remarkable how much the rest of the world has caught up to Canada in the past decade, on both the men's and women's side.
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
These are the world curling rankings 14 years ago, and today.
Look at the change in Canadian flags. It's remarkable how much the rest of the world has caught up to Canada in the past decade, on both the men's and women's side.
Look at the change in Canadian flags. It's remarkable how much the rest of the world has caught up to Canada in the past decade, on both the men's and women's side.
Please just let Bill Belichick enjoy his Thanksgiving, the one day of the year where he can be alone from his girlfriend because she has to sit at the kids table
Bill Belichick ducks Jordon Hudson ‘distraction’ questions as drama swirls around 24-year-old girlfriend
Bill Belichick ducks Jordon Hudson ‘distraction’ questions as drama swirls around 24-year-old girlfriend
Jordon Hudson recently claimed on Instagram that she intends to sue Pablo Torre, whose investigations into her relationship with Bill Belichick have gone viral this past year.
nypost.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Please just let Bill Belichick enjoy his Thanksgiving, the one day of the year where he can be alone from his girlfriend because she has to sit at the kids table
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*teenage dirtbag voice* drinking the homemade turkey gravy
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
*teenage dirtbag voice* drinking the homemade turkey gravy
When you're playing an NHL game against your little nephew but don't want to score so you intentionally press the wrong button
Never in a million years would you guess what happens in this video
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
When you're playing an NHL game against your little nephew but don't want to score so you intentionally press the wrong button
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
So in other words Justin Bieber... went... golfing?
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
So in other words Justin Bieber... went... golfing?
Canada sacrificed 6/7 of our hockey teams at the blood sacrifice altar so that our baseball and basketball team could live
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Canada sacrificed 6/7 of our hockey teams at the blood sacrifice altar so that our baseball and basketball team could live
The Beer Store's a bygone relic with no reason to exist in 2025. (Budweiser & Coors having exclusivity on beer case sales sounds like an illegal monopoly today.)
On the other hand they're really good at recycling.
So they're basically only being kept alive as recycling depots that also sell beer
On the other hand they're really good at recycling.
So they're basically only being kept alive as recycling depots that also sell beer
Beer Store makes deal to take Ontario grocery stores’ beer and wine empties
Beer Store makes deal to take Ontario grocery stores’ beer and wine empties. ‘There’s no downside’
Independent grocery stores had warned they would stop selling beer and wine as of Jan. 1 if they had to take empties, citing concerns of food safety, logistics, and costs.
www.thestar.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The Beer Store's a bygone relic with no reason to exist in 2025. (Budweiser & Coors having exclusivity on beer case sales sounds like an illegal monopoly today.)
On the other hand they're really good at recycling.
So they're basically only being kept alive as recycling depots that also sell beer
On the other hand they're really good at recycling.
So they're basically only being kept alive as recycling depots that also sell beer
What taking rail transit instead of flying ONCE does to a person
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
What taking rail transit instead of flying ONCE does to a person
this old guy's truck is the correct energy to have as a retiree
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
this old guy's truck is the correct energy to have as a retiree
Just heard back from the folks at Guinness and I'm pleased to announce that in the 2026 Edition I am once again tied for the record of World's Tallest 5'11 Man
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Just heard back from the folks at Guinness and I'm pleased to announce that in the 2026 Edition I am once again tied for the record of World's Tallest 5'11 Man
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
This was a fun read! I love a good Canadianism and as someone who called something a "gong show" as recently as yesterday I had no idea it was uniquely Canadian
How a campy 1970s game show became part of Canada's national lexicon: defector.com/how-a-campy-...
How A Campy 1970s Game Show Became Part Of Canada's National Lexicon | Defector
On tiny Hornby Island northwest of Vancouver, after the Women’s World Cup in the summer of 2015, our bed-and-breakfast host was telling us about the town. The pizza place in the park is terrific, he…
defector.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This was a fun read! I love a good Canadianism and as someone who called something a "gong show" as recently as yesterday I had no idea it was uniquely Canadian
As part of the Raptors' 8-game win streak, the team posts a locker room victory photo after each game, and my favourite ongoing bit is how Gradey Dick hits the exact same tough-guy pose in the same spot in all of them
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
As part of the Raptors' 8-game win streak, the team posts a locker room victory photo after each game, and my favourite ongoing bit is how Gradey Dick hits the exact same tough-guy pose in the same spot in all of them
Still mad at the NYT Crossword the other day for cluing
"It may bring out the kid in you"
for
"CESAREAN"
"It may bring out the kid in you"
for
"CESAREAN"
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Still mad at the NYT Crossword the other day for cluing
"It may bring out the kid in you"
for
"CESAREAN"
"It may bring out the kid in you"
for
"CESAREAN"
They did live tracking in Texas Republican focus groups as they read out the Shamwow Guy's bio, and it tested through the ROOF
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
They did live tracking in Texas Republican focus groups as they read out the Shamwow Guy's bio, and it tested through the ROOF
What I love about the Chair Company and Tim Robinson's comedy style more broadly is that the whole premise is "what if we took our normal universe but everything feels Off by about a 10% margin"
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
What I love about the Chair Company and Tim Robinson's comedy style more broadly is that the whole premise is "what if we took our normal universe but everything feels Off by about a 10% margin"
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It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
Is there anything more American than a minor league baseball team rebranding itself after the road rage they experience at a specific poorly-designed 6-way intersection
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Is there anything more American than a minor league baseball team rebranding itself after the road rage they experience at a specific poorly-designed 6-way intersection