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philly menace no longer in mpls. still here for the internet’s butts. they/them, very gay, too online. #Rstats
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Stop putting that Sims looking lady on my timeline
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Stop putting that Sims looking lady on my timeline
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Scientists: have you been the target of an online harassment campaign, doxxing, or weaponized FOIA requests? I'd like to talk to you about steps you had to take to protect your digital security for an upcoming Nature story. (You can be anonymous if necessary.)
RTs appreciated.
RTs appreciated.
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Scientists: have you been the target of an online harassment campaign, doxxing, or weaponized FOIA requests? I'd like to talk to you about steps you had to take to protect your digital security for an upcoming Nature story. (You can be anonymous if necessary.)
RTs appreciated.
RTs appreciated.
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something outsiders need to understand about seattle is a lot of our "dems" are 100 percent crypto republicans, but a republican will never win a seattle election for council, so they run as dems
Shocked to discover that Sara Nelson is spending her lame duck period on the council going on conservative talk radio to frame budget legalization that she had ample time to amend as Council President as being "rammed down our throats in one budget session."
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
something outsiders need to understand about seattle is a lot of our "dems" are 100 percent crypto republicans, but a republican will never win a seattle election for council, so they run as dems
“that looks like a bad CGI rendering of a missing child as an adult”
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
“that looks like a bad CGI rendering of a missing child as an adult”
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these freaks are doing absolutely terrifying stuff on a wholesale basis. probably more horror than anyone will ever really know
ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
these freaks are doing absolutely terrifying stuff on a wholesale basis. probably more horror than anyone will ever really know
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If you ever wonder why people say "slippery as an eel" I can confirm that one time we had to hold an eel for a vet to do a blood draw and that eel ended up on the floor 47 times out of 48 attempts
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
If you ever wonder why people say "slippery as an eel" I can confirm that one time we had to hold an eel for a vet to do a blood draw and that eel ended up on the floor 47 times out of 48 attempts
idk what to do about the chatgot psychos btw. what if you meet one irl who thinks that‘s their bestie. am i supposed to respect the social norm of not laughing in their face. can i tell them ”that‘s stupid”.
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
idk what to do about the chatgot psychos btw. what if you meet one irl who thinks that‘s their bestie. am i supposed to respect the social norm of not laughing in their face. can i tell them ”that‘s stupid”.
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Looking good, sir. Serving that lying-in-state realness.
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Looking good, sir. Serving that lying-in-state realness.
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I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
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Not pictured: the man hollering “the British are coming” outside my window at 6:50am today
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Not pictured: the man hollering “the British are coming” outside my window at 6:50am today
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I made this video and now it’s being shown in a college football stadium. kinda surreal lmao
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I made this video and now it’s being shown in a college football stadium. kinda surreal lmao
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Coming to everywhere very soon! (Except for Martha’s Vineyard for some reason…)
Salt water laced with cancer-causing chemicals, a byproduct of oil and gas drilling, keeps shooting out of the ground in Oklahoma.
Experts say it means even more wastewater is spreading underground, poisoning the state’s water supply.
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Experts say it means even more wastewater is spreading underground, poisoning the state’s water supply.
With @readfrontier.bsky.social
Toxic Wastewater From Oil Fields Keeps Pouring Out of the Ground. Oklahoma Regulators Failed to Stop It.
Salt water laced with cancer-causing chemicals, a byproduct of oil and gas drilling, is spewing from old wells. Experts warn of a pollution crisis spreading underground and threatening Oklahoma’s drin...
www.propublica.org
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Coming to everywhere very soon! (Except for Martha’s Vineyard for some reason…)
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I can sorta see it.
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I can sorta see it.
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Klay Thompson got all the fake NBA tough guys in their feelings. That man got four chips & three of them, he's a big reason why they got them. Even on the "decline," he's better than a lot of guys in the league. It has to be jealousy at this point because he's with Meg & she loves all of him.
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Klay Thompson got all the fake NBA tough guys in their feelings. That man got four chips & three of them, he's a big reason why they got them. Even on the "decline," he's better than a lot of guys in the league. It has to be jealousy at this point because he's with Meg & she loves all of him.
this is the book i’ve recced the most in the last decade by a lot, everyone should read it bookshop.org/p/books/disp...
Disposable Domestics: Immigrant Women Workers in the Global Economy
Immigrant Women Workers in the Global Economy
bookshop.org
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
this is the book i’ve recced the most in the last decade by a lot, everyone should read it bookshop.org/p/books/disp...
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I enjoy making toast with crusty bread, yet I also enjoy having skin on the roof of my mouth. Curious.
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I enjoy making toast with crusty bread, yet I also enjoy having skin on the roof of my mouth. Curious.
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their only plan is to get rid of health plans
There was an enormous hullabaloo in Washington over the weekend when reports surfaced that More »
Trump’s Healthcare Plan Is Just a Mirage
A plan to fix Obamacare subsidies seemed imminent but is now on hold. Did Johnson kill it, or was it always a just a feint?
nymag.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
their only plan is to get rid of health plans
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none of y'all are going faster than the 42 bus anyway
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
none of y'all are going faster than the 42 bus anyway
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sit down at the bus stop in the pouring rain because the trolleys are out and see a test waymo and then a cybertruck go by in quick succession just fucking kill me now i'm ready
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
sit down at the bus stop in the pouring rain because the trolleys are out and see a test waymo and then a cybertruck go by in quick succession just fucking kill me now i'm ready
just watched beast in me (did the other one last week) and feeling extremely annoyed about this!!!!! feels lazy and boring and annoying
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
just watched beast in me (did the other one last week) and feeling extremely annoyed about this!!!!! feels lazy and boring and annoying
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why is the end of wicked dune
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
why is the end of wicked dune