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philly menace no longer in mpls. still here for the internet’s butts. they/them, very gay, too online. #Rstats
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Announced inspections are not real inspections. There’s documented evidence and witness testimony about coverups at these facilities. (Look at records of complaints filed against them.) There’s a reason OIG inspectors come unannounced.
NEWS: A day after the Minneapolis shooting, Secretary Noem quietly signed a new policy barring congressional visits to ICE facilities without a week's advance notice. That policy change led to three MN Dems being blocked from accessing an ICE facility today. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
January 11, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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A lot of people’s problems with injustice and cruelty is that they don’t like being aware of it and would do anything to go back to pretending that nothing is wrong
January 10, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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just as a thought experiment: when you stop dreaming these people might have solutions, what energy do you have to dream you own with others
January 10, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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I think we won’t really free up the space to imagine a way out of American fascism until people grasp this: most of what the “opposition party” has to offer them is their preferred actors for state violence
January 10, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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Oh, and as I go to bed, if you're in the twin cities, next week you will be able to find some of my brightly colored whistles at Tropes & Trifles, one of my favorite bookstores I have never been to. BUT WILL, SOME DAY! 💓
January 11, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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"Casey Means—nominee for Surgeon General —founded a wearables company called Levels. The end game has always been to get federal dollars to reimburse wellness fads. (Casey's twin Calley has a company called TrueMed, a platform to spend HSA/FSA $ on alternative therapies)" - @abbraxas.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure
January 11, 2026 at 4:01 AM
we are going to win but we need to speed it up, any murder by the state is too many murders by the state and the number keeps rising!!!!
January 11, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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If you're in the NYC area, I hope you will support this on Tuesday. I'll be there!
January 11, 2026 at 3:32 AM
if you are on instagram kirstie (beyondbeurreblanc) has been doing a lot of local minnesota work on identifying places that are anti-ICE or immigrant owned as well as organizing food collection for joyce’s food shelf in uptown, highly recommend www.instagram.com/beyondbeurre...
January 11, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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Normally don’t do this, but the Twin Cities are occupied and there are a lot of folks I know who are helping people with very acute needs. I know a lot of good folks out there have offered to help or want to know how they can help, so I may occasionally boost fundraisers for folk or causes I trust.
January 11, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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SEVERANCE (Season One, 2022) probably the best depiction of ongoing alcoholic crash out on TV
January 11, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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This is stunning. Listen to this in Philadelphia.

Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.”

Really listen to it.
January 11, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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this is a real score yall
January 11, 2026 at 2:59 AM
i am not catholic nor from chicago but i do need a Da Pope shirt
January 11, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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Folks we are almost $1400 after 3 hrs. Our plan is to do this every 3 days till this occupation is over. Immigrant communities all over the state are concerned that if they even go to get groceries that their loved one may not come back home.
All donations and receipts will be posted every Donation Day until the need is met and the Twin Cities are no longer under federal occupation by an unconstitutional, tyrannical administration and their goon squad of mouth breathers. DM me for details!
January 11, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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As I like to say, win probability is a terrible statistic for during the game and a wonderful statistic for after the game bsky.app/profile/slan...
in baseball, we call this a wheeeeeeeee!
January 11, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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in baseball, we call this a wheeeeeeeee!
January 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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years of having stadium security make a face at seeing a tampon through a clear bag, and this guy gets a cheese grater *and* a hunk of pecorino through
How did he get the cheese grater into the stadium
January 11, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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I tell you what, those dudes that take their shirts off in freezing cold games, I bet it feels good as hell for the first second and a half
January 11, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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its too bad I watch these games hiding behind the couch because there was a moment in the first half when it was 21-3 where Jordan Love was yucking it up on the sidelines and I thought "I should grab that screenshot for later"
January 11, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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IT'S CHICAGO, YEAH 🗣️

The Bears erase an 18-point deficit to win their first playoff game since 2010.
January 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
as a household with a Kuma we love and respect Bears in this house unless they are playing the birds but that’s not tonight
January 11, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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It is Imperative to understand that Frey is your enemy. He is not a misguided ally he is not delusional he is not trying to mitigate harm, when given the choice between disorder or ethnic cleansing he is choosing the ethnic cleansing and he will always choose order

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says 29 people were arrested in downtown last night during a noise demonstration at a hotel reportedly housing ICE agents: "For those that are taking the bait and causing property damage or otherwise, there are consequences. We're holding the line here all the way."
January 10, 2026 at 7:40 PM
i logged off for an hour and DA BEARS????????
January 11, 2026 at 4:40 AM