John Leavitt
@leavittalone.bsky.social
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@Leavittalone from Twitter . Writer and cartoonist. Seen in The Toast, New Yorker, The Awl, The Nib, Racked, The Rumpus, The Baffler, etc. That guy you met at that party once. http://www.leavittalone.com/
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every so soften I go "Oh i had a career in Vaudeville"
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More news on Portland's "Antifa" terrorists protesting at the ICE facility:

The twerking Toad has now been joined by 3 Frogs, 2 dancing Unicorns, one Raccoon, Dino the dinosaur, Panda, Shark, & a few others.

A clear and present danger of too much polyester, but that's about it.
oregonian.com
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
leavittalone.bsky.social
you gotta to the kind of shoe companies that send you Christmas cards
leavittalone.bsky.social
Subtropical Storm Karen forms far from land in the north Atlantic Ocean.
leavittalone.bsky.social
Based entirely on how bad the jokes will be I’ve identified 1025’s devastating hurricane
leavittalone.bsky.social
Fashion goal: someone’s cousin I think?
leavittalone.bsky.social
Straight up tweed vintage jacket fitted white shirt and red Nantucket pants with suspenders, I studied boring rich people for years to crash their parties
leavittalone.bsky.social
Realizing part of my past self is still there with the violence to which I reacted to the idea that I’d wear seersucker after dark
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ceej @ceej.online · Mar 26
the most annoying thing about living here is tourists asking to meet She Who Slumbers in the Lake. buddy, we all want to meet her. that’s why we lure the tourists
leavittalone.bsky.social
(That would be straight Jimmy, gay Jimmy would give you an answer and it’s Suckin’ Dick)
leavittalone.bsky.social
Jimmy is like 70 but he looks great but also you can’t ask a 70 year old what’s your secret drop the routine
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The hardest part of being the mayor of various bars is keeping various Billy’s and Jimmy’s and Bobby’s straight (let alone straight Jimmy and not straight Jimmy)