Hemry, Local Bartender
@bartenderhemry.bsky.social
Next round's on me
"Oh look our capitalist overlords want us to eat peasant food" sure sure. Thing is, cabbage is good. You just have to cook it right
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"Oh look our capitalist overlords want us to eat peasant food" sure sure. Thing is, cabbage is good. You just have to cook it right
like zoinks scoob, it's old man winters from the carnival
The depositions from the batshit CBP and ICE officials in Chicago have been unsealed. Here's how Russ Hott denied actually knowing anything about one of the weirder claims they made: that a protestor had ripped someone's beard off.
legacy.www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
legacy.www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
like zoinks scoob, it's old man winters from the carnival
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The military has a duty to refuse unlawful orders, but Congress has a duty to remove from office a president and secretary who would issue such orders. There is something off about members of Congress talking about the former while refusing to say the latter, the part that's actually their job here.
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
The military has a duty to refuse unlawful orders, but Congress has a duty to remove from office a president and secretary who would issue such orders. There is something off about members of Congress talking about the former while refusing to say the latter, the part that's actually their job here.
He talked to zohran one time and now he loves obamacare
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
He talked to zohran one time and now he loves obamacare
this guy's gotta be the worst neighbor
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
this guy's gotta be the worst neighbor
It's officially the holiday season because drivers are extra deranged & screaming at me for the crime of crossing in the crosswalk with the walk signal when they want to turn
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It's officially the holiday season because drivers are extra deranged & screaming at me for the crime of crossing in the crosswalk with the walk signal when they want to turn
Really curious who this pull your pants up bullshit is even for. Who's the target audience for this or is he just crazy
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Really curious who this pull your pants up bullshit is even for. Who's the target audience for this or is he just crazy
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Yeah exactly, should have been clearer and not to say it does not happen at all, but in the US you are actually constitutionally entitled to a trial, in Israel the army kidnaps you according to martial law and holds you for eternity and it is the norm.
Besides Guantanamo prisoners I can think of Kalief Browder at Riker's for 3 years before he hanged himself. Notably, in America, these are considered atrocities committed by the government—except by exactly the sort of fascist freaks who support Israel's program of genocidal occupation and apartheid
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Yeah exactly, should have been clearer and not to say it does not happen at all, but in the US you are actually constitutionally entitled to a trial, in Israel the army kidnaps you according to martial law and holds you for eternity and it is the norm.
Results from the quotes & replies from most-hated to least:
Ham: 41
GBC: 31
Mac n cheese: 16
Turkey: 16
Stuffing: 9
Pies: 9
Rolls: 8
Mashed potatoes: 5
Gravy: 2
Ham: 41
GBC: 31
Mac n cheese: 16
Turkey: 16
Stuffing: 9
Pies: 9
Rolls: 8
Mashed potatoes: 5
Gravy: 2
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Results from the quotes & replies from most-hated to least:
Ham: 41
GBC: 31
Mac n cheese: 16
Turkey: 16
Stuffing: 9
Pies: 9
Rolls: 8
Mashed potatoes: 5
Gravy: 2
Ham: 41
GBC: 31
Mac n cheese: 16
Turkey: 16
Stuffing: 9
Pies: 9
Rolls: 8
Mashed potatoes: 5
Gravy: 2
Hot take your love for your country should be kind of conditional on who it chooses to lead it, especially if it chooses an exceptionally stupid and evil person
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Hot take your love for your country should be kind of conditional on who it chooses to lead it, especially if it chooses an exceptionally stupid and evil person
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It remains insane to me that DOGE was treated at the time as an impressive shock and awe accomplishment - “you can’t deny he’s getting stuff done!” - and then instantly memory holed by the press once if became clear it was a total failure by every possible standard including Musk’s own
Difficult to overstate how profound a failure DOGE was. Spending in FY2025 was not only than in FY2024 – but higher than it was projected to be when Trump first took office.*
The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It remains insane to me that DOGE was treated at the time as an impressive shock and awe accomplishment - “you can’t deny he’s getting stuff done!” - and then instantly memory holed by the press once if became clear it was a total failure by every possible standard including Musk’s own
Oh man I was totally wrong, more people are searching "felching" than "turkey recipes"
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Oh man I was totally wrong, more people are searching "felching" than "turkey recipes"
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
shakashuri blowdown with socialism
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
shakashuri blowdown with socialism
The thing with big age gaps is you could maybe just be friends with the person/people of a different age instead of trying to have sex with them. Have any of these people ever thought of that. Just putting it in the suggestion box
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The thing with big age gaps is you could maybe just be friends with the person/people of a different age instead of trying to have sex with them. Have any of these people ever thought of that. Just putting it in the suggestion box
I want to zero in on one thing: she did not need to be reading the art of seduction. That was a waste of her time. She's a terrible writer and certainly an unethical person, but as far as seduction goes she has got that down
why did i log back in. WHY DID I LOG BACK IN. www.telos.news/p/part-2-she...
November 22, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I want to zero in on one thing: she did not need to be reading the art of seduction. That was a waste of her time. She's a terrible writer and certainly an unethical person, but as far as seduction goes she has got that down
Seen a few posts like this and i have to say the only embracing going on was trump giving mamdani the bubba treatment
November 22, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Seen a few posts like this and i have to say the only embracing going on was trump giving mamdani the bubba treatment
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A big reason is there's no substance (at least that I've seen) about the meeting. It's not like Mamdani endorsed the tariffs (like Whitmer), or ICE raids or whatever. To be a collaborator or appeaser, you have collaborate or appease on something.
a significant reason Mamdani can get away with this and other Dems can’t is less that he’s charmed Trump and more that he’s charmed you, dear reader, which is why you’re not yelling at him for being a collaborator or an appeaser right now
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
A big reason is there's no substance (at least that I've seen) about the meeting. It's not like Mamdani endorsed the tariffs (like Whitmer), or ICE raids or whatever. To be a collaborator or appeaser, you have collaborate or appease on something.
[spicy voice] and MAGA-COMMUNISM-
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
[spicy voice] and MAGA-COMMUNISM-
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
new yorker there's your new cover, Terrorist Fist Bump 2
Alhamdulillah truly
*TRUMP: WE'LL BE HELPING MAMDANI
*TRUMP: WE'LL BE HELPING MAMDANI
November 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
new yorker there's your new cover, Terrorist Fist Bump 2
trump is saying nicer things about mamdani than schumer has
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
trump is saying nicer things about mamdani than schumer has