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Hemry, Local Bartender
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Welp I guess I'm gonna be up all night again
February 7, 2026 at 8:23 AM
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Remarkable how successful musk has been in making the embrace of the online nazi zoomer (/appropriated aave) lexicon table stakes for X discourse
Emissary of night: Just want to say that I'm a Palestinian Arab and it's weird *to me* to talk about AIPAC, DMFI, et al in these terms. I get that Shor is a Jew but I don't really think about the political terrain like this. David shor on X: Jews are washed imo - total collapse in their once vaunted ability to interface with the American political system because their donor decision making is driven by emotional reactions to slop
February 6, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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Shift drink: Espinita de Cactus

1.5oz hibiscus-infused tequila
.5oz ancho reyes verde
.75oz lime
.5oz agave
.25oz creme de peche
3 drops saline
The described cocktail in a rocks glass, garnished with a lime wheel and tajin
February 6, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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Come to Pete's $450 Billion Crack Party. Come One, Come All!
February 5, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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Shift drink: Full Moon Tidal Wave

1oz mezcal
.5oz avèze
.5oz dry vermouth
.75oz lime
.75oz orgeat
3 drops saline
The described cocktail in a coupe glass
February 5, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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No offense but if anything MN puts the lie to the idea that popular resistance takes a bunch of time and preparation by established activists who are allegedly quietly building goodwill. Mostly I see those people upset that it's succeeding and trying to gatekeep the normal people out of it
Because creating trust networks and community on the ground takes time and effort and isn't something you can easily share for clout. A lot of quiet activity creating a lot of goodwill and connections has to happen to bring people together like in MN. And that trust breaks when people are careless.
February 3, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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Is this true? I feel like every site I use works completely fine
people say there's no evidence that AI has actually found widespread adoption among devs because there's been no boom in apps being developed. but i can't help but notice how every website has stopped fucking working.
February 2, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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Got to go visit the new year's cat today. Report: still great
February 2, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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This is an insane person. He's inviting the press *to ride with him* *on the condition that they do not identify other observers.* How would they "need to build rapport" for that. What does "getting caught being a fixer for the press" even mean in this (or any) context
Someone who covers protests & social movements as their whole entire job is a “fucking moron” but the guy who got caught acting as a fixer for press to gain unearned access (they need to obtain by building rapport) is “correct.” haha ok buddy! Eat my moronic ass, I guess!
January 30, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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🤌
In his backpack, BOP workers found a barbecue fork and a "round steel blade" that resembled a pizza cutter.
January 29, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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Ok this one's funny & easy to miss at regular speed- look how huge the people on the hill are compared to the ships and houses below them. Even if they were on the same plane as the houses they're already too tall to fit through the door
Snowy colonial scene with houses, ships, and in the background, a hill with giants on it
January 29, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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love that early american colonial vinyl siding
I guess George Washington standing in front of a very contemporary looking house
January 29, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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Would
Temu mobile expandable house
January 29, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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Non-alcoholic Shift Drink #4: Sgt Pepper

2oz bell pepper cordial
6 drops basil oil
Top w/ginger beer
The described cocktail in a rocks glass over crushed ice, garnished with a lime wheel and basil sprig
January 29, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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It's funny that we ever have debates about the appropriate weight to give polling in democratic messaging when this administration is laser-focused on taking all the least popular spending propositions and making them real
Americans are also more likely to support cuts to ICE than to other types of federal government spending: 51% want ICE funding to be decreased a lot or a little. Fewer than half are in favor of decreasing spending in each of nine other areas asked about: foreign aid, national defense, food stamps, the environment, education, Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, and veterans
January 28, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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Oh look, it's the worst of the worst: a high school student working construction to pay his dad's cancer bills. Now they get to pay DHS $1500 for the privilege of getting kicked out of the country. And we're doing this to hundreds of thousands of people, for some reason
That’s what happened to Jairo Pitalasig, an 18-year-old Minneapolis North High School student. Federal agents detained him Jan. 13 at a jobsite in Shakopee. His father, Jose Ernesto Pitalasig Cuzco, also works in construction, and was detained a week earlier. Jairo was initially taken to the Whipple federal building near Fort Snelling where he was in “anguish” as ICE interrogated him. The next day, Jairo was sent to an ICE facility in El Paso, Texas where he unexpectedly reunited with his father. The family moved to Minnesota from Ecuador in 2023. They were seeking asylum and treatment for Pitalasig Cuzco’s lymphatic cancer, Jairo’s sister, Evelin Pitalasig, told the Minnesota Star Tribune through a translator. In addition to being a high school student, Jairo worked to help pay for care for his father. Now, Jairo and his father plan to agree to voluntary removal, rather than spend months in the Texan detention facility. By agreeing to leave, they should be out of detention in about a week, but they’ll each have to pay $743 for their transportation to Ecuador.
January 27, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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Lol
Around 6:15 a.m. on Monday, “Fox & Friends” co-host Brian Kilmeade pitched a solution to President Trump’s growing political problem in Minnesota. “What I would do is just bring Tom Homan in,” he said. Kilmeade, a Trump booster who knows the president often watches the morning show, volunteered the idea again at 7:15 and once more at 8:10. Homan, the border czar and a former Fox commentator, would “settle things down” and help Trump, Kilmeade said. Maybe Trump was watching, maybe he wasn’t — but either way, he said, “I am sending Tom Homan to Minnesota tonight,” 20 minutes after Kilmeade suggested it a third time.
January 27, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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"Hear me out: Tequila Tuesdays"
Drunk don draper
January 26, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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Will stancil
January 26, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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Iconic Minnesota man in the street waving an American flag, pointing into the tear gas
January 26, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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bonus cat/timeline cleanse
January 26, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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I mean I appreciate what you're saying but this is just a silly person not worth engaging with
January 26, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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The cats are anti-ICE
I wrote FUCK ICE in the snow on top of the cat shelter
January 25, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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We gotta destroy franchised car dealerships man they're all fascists
E Reposted by Andy Karlson Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social 2h Heyo, Chicago pals: Quick note that the executive vice president of the Bob Loquercio Auto Group is vociferously defending the murder of Alex Pretti. The auto group has 16 locations in and around Chicago, listed below. Please take your business elsewhere www.blautogroup.com/locations/in... anthonyloquercio 3h This is EXACTLY what I voted for. Show up with a weapon and threaten Federal officers? You get what you get. Reply duck.6547614 h Canthonyloquercio a weapon that he's legaly allowed to own and did not brandish at all? Get bent POS Reply 17 anthonyloquercio 1h Educk.6547614 right...he should wait until he pulls his weapon to defend himself. Get a clue libtardian POS. Enjoy MAGA for the next 10 years!! Reply
January 25, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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ohohohoho!
Alley cat exploring the makeshift cat shelter
January 25, 2026 at 3:50 AM