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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 7h

circumcision makes the autism particles mix together, like how you have to crack a glow stick before it works

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 9h

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 9h

the food was very important to us, it was a priority

bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 14h

we had about a dozen no-shows (which is very expensive! don’t do that!) so there will be plenty of space

bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 14h

my favorite “times were different” story from growing up is a seafood place that used to sell six whole, steamed crabs for $6. the 90s really were a better time

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Lord Businessman II @lordbusinessman.bsky.social · 14h

Reading reports from Fox News that Bad Bunny did not sing along to Sweet Caroline

bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 14h

all the apps were good, even the jamaican beef patty that was completely wrong but still not terrible (imagine minced hamburger inside a lightly glazed turnover.) but that crab cake, jerry. first among legends

bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 14h

they were about the size of two ritz mini sandwiches stacked atop each other, perfectly seared and seasoned. i must have had like twenty of them. i wanted to cancel my actual dinner and just ask for more crab

bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 14h

dreamt about the crab cake appetizer from my wedding four years ago

bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 1d

a fraud

bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 1d

maybe it needs another animal pun

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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 2d

It's not just that they're going to strike down a law against conversion therapy, it's that they're going to do it on behalf of made-up claims from a straw plaintiff who can't honestly show the law affected her at all

Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 2d

One thing about American's widespread distrust and disapproval of the Supreme Court is that mainstream news coverage mostly doesn't dwell on stuff like standing, so people don't even begin to grasp how rigged the Court truly is www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...

Supreme Court Live Updates: Justices Seem Set to Rule Against Colorado’s Ban on Conversion Therapy

www.nytimes.com

bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 2d

the republic teeters ever closer to bedlam, driven to the brink by a madman president seemingly bent on civil war, but i’ve started using a dehumidifier to dry clothes and i’m never looking back

bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 2d

also, in case anyone needs to hear it, taylor swift did not coin the word “dicknotized.” black people did

bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 2d

lmao

bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 2d

dickmogrified

bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 2d

if the term means “hypnotized by dick” it should really be “dicknotized” and not “dickmatized” because there’s no m in the original word

bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 2d

this is just a fox & friends monologue

bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 2d

this is how we’re administering vaccines in the future

a vault tec vault boy bobblehead holding a syringe as big as he is. he is flanked by two other vault boys, holding an energy pistol (left) and a hand grenade (right)

bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 2d

i just bring the container to the table with me

bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 2d

prison is the compromise

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Gillian Brockell @gbrockell.bsky.social · 3d

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her

Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 3d

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.

bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 3d

cromwell’s original burial chamber was repurposed for charles ii’s illegitimate children. meanwhile, cromwell’s head bounced around from owner to owner for about another 300 years until finally buried again — in a semi-secret location — in 1960.

bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 3d

thinking for absolutely no reason of britain’s king charles ii, who exhumed the corpse of oliver cromwell, tried it for murdering his father, posthumously executed the body, and displayed the severed head on the roof of westminster palace for no less than 23 years

bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 3d

and you held out through the three-parter of “the poseidon adventure with pirates?”

bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 3d

don’t forget the concluded austin spinoff and upcoming nashville spinoff