bobby
@bobbylewis.bsky.social
national security adviser at popeyes louisiana kitchen | aka revrrlewis | he/him/🏳️🌈 |📍nyc
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i don't think i've ever seen a there/their typo in actual ad copy before. brilliant bit of strategy if the goal is to explicitly target dummies
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
i don't think i've ever seen a there/their typo in actual ad copy before. brilliant bit of strategy if the goal is to explicitly target dummies
i’m a former bakery employee, i hate baking, and i really should have a biscuit recipe
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
i’m a former bakery employee, i hate baking, and i really should have a biscuit recipe
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"Brazil’s former far-right president, Jair Bolsonaro, has been arrested at his villa in the capital, Brasília, amid suspicions he was poised to abscond to a foreign embassy to avoid going to prison for masterminding a military coup."
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Brazilian police arrest Bolsonaro amid suspicions he was about to flee
Politician reportedly taken from his villa into custody at a federal police base about 7 miles from presidential palace
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
"Brazil’s former far-right president, Jair Bolsonaro, has been arrested at his villa in the capital, Brasília, amid suspicions he was poised to abscond to a foreign embassy to avoid going to prison for masterminding a military coup."
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
i stand at the cusp of peak in-law honors: grandma suggested i help her cook thanksgiving dinner
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
i stand at the cusp of peak in-law honors: grandma suggested i help her cook thanksgiving dinner
manspreading gets a bad rap for good reason but it does feel great on anyone’s hips
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 AM
manspreading gets a bad rap for good reason but it does feel great on anyone’s hips
crushing my balls between my legs in this three-abreast back seat like canned tomatoes for a bolognese
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 AM
crushing my balls between my legs in this three-abreast back seat like canned tomatoes for a bolognese
logging on at 1 am and everyone is talking about ryan lizza, surely for no good reason
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 AM
logging on at 1 am and everyone is talking about ryan lizza, surely for no good reason
i just want to vote for socialism and cook in fancy pans. is that so much to ask for?
November 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
i just want to vote for socialism and cook in fancy pans. is that so much to ask for?
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almost watched the trump-mamdani press conference but then i remembered that i love myself
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
almost watched the trump-mamdani press conference but then i remembered that i love myself
[guy who isn’t posting anything] wtf, what happened to my engagement
November 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
[guy who isn’t posting anything] wtf, what happened to my engagement
imagine looking more disgusting than donald trump
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
imagine looking more disgusting than donald trump
going back to new orleans in march and already dreaming about having another original slap burger
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
going back to new orleans in march and already dreaming about having another original slap burger
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Fish have committed credit card fraud
as ice descends on new orleans, i’m revisiting this mardi gras memory
November 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
as ice descends on new orleans, i’m revisiting this mardi gras memory
this is a song teenage jenna maroney sang after aging out of child pageants but before getting into the royal tampa academy of dramatic tricks
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
this is a song teenage jenna maroney sang after aging out of child pageants but before getting into the royal tampa academy of dramatic tricks
nobody i admire is going to be in the epstein files because i admire nobody
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
nobody i admire is going to be in the epstein files because i admire nobody
saw someone point to south korea as an example of us military occupations ending well and uhh i don’t think they know about the whole “35 years of military dictatorship” thing
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 PM
saw someone point to south korea as an example of us military occupations ending well and uhh i don’t think they know about the whole “35 years of military dictatorship” thing
one of life’s small reliefs is getting rid of a once-loved cash back browser extension because you can’t stand the pop ups anymore
November 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
one of life’s small reliefs is getting rid of a once-loved cash back browser extension because you can’t stand the pop ups anymore
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if writing about sex with weird people is political journalism now maybe i will get back into the industry
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
if writing about sex with weird people is political journalism now maybe i will get back into the industry
imagine what goes through the head of a european or east asian tourist after their first ride on the screeching banshee that is the new york city subway
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
imagine what goes through the head of a european or east asian tourist after their first ride on the screeching banshee that is the new york city subway