if i have to shout my date of birth at one more menu bot today i will become the unabomber

you call the insurance company about a scrip not refilling, they give you a third party to call except the number doesn’t work so you call back for the correct one. then it turns out your old pharmacy filled it (nobody ordered it) even though the answering machine said you didn’t have anything there

that looks lovely. i am just doing half an onion for a couple of grilled cheeses after, but i wish i were doing a soup

like a gazelle

lil prancer

good and cheap; i don’t cook fast

the ambient yeast i washed off of my clothes and body could have fed thousands

i’m too conditioned to the exam room lighting of airports in general to notice. the amex lounge at jfk has a “speakeasy” with somewhat soft lighting, but it’s still rather bright for something by that name

you’d think a french airport would at least have a place to get a decent drink

i guess they probably thought it would embarrass the left somehow. so basically projection, like everything else

yes

now to talk myself into wanting to do it

same

i am also tall and most chairs are kinda low for me

it makes sense. i am a large man and sitting with my knees together is not comfortable for very long!

i don’t worry about it so long as there are plenty of seats available