John Leavitt
@leavittalone.bsky.social
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@Leavittalone from Twitter . Writer and cartoonist. Seen in The Toast, New Yorker, The Awl, The Nib, Racked, The Rumpus, The Baffler, etc. That guy you met at that party once. http://www.leavittalone.com/
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leavittalone.bsky.social
look the anglicans are good that I'm not going to their congregations
leavittalone.bsky.social
i need my gold sunglasses and lavender gloves to look at your shit
leavittalone.bsky.social
anyway I bought vintage lavander gloves as a result of this
leavittalone.bsky.social
"religious, slightly older then me, grandmas loves him" yeah this is a guy designed in a lab for me to destroy
leavittalone.bsky.social
He was sitting on the steps on the church with a bunch of grandmas blessing prayer beads and my only thought was oh I could work that no problem
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leavittalone.bsky.social
people say Millennials aren't religious but I saw a hot priest today thought oh could I do a mid-century novel to him?
leavittalone.bsky.social
the basic gripe I had with learning to play is it hurt my hands and I need my hands to make a living
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discoelysiumbot.bsky.social
ACELE - Ah! No. This is a *contact microphone*, it's for recording *inside* solid objects. Contact Mike just beats people up.
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harrietvane.bsky.social
It’s possible, but not likely, that EM Forster listened to the cast recording of Company.
raxkingisdead.bsky.social
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
leavittalone.bsky.social
genetically I SHOULD play honky-tonk but I refused the call to do paintings
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You know about Mitch Ryder right bsky.app/profile/elec...
electriceden92.bsky.social
A fantastic example of a 'wait, this EXISTS' album from 1978: by the 60s Detroit white R&B legend and key Springsteen/Seger/Mellencamp touchstone Mitch Ryder, mostly co-written with his wife, about his experiences in the gay underground music.apple.com/us/album/how...
How I Spent My Vacation by Mitch Ryder on Apple Music
Album · 1978 · 9 Songs
music.apple.com
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leavittalone.bsky.social
I only patronage bars my Mom has baked actual cookies for, it;s called being communal
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leavittalone.bsky.social
one time I brought a friend to a bar and as entered www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXy7... started to play and we got instant whiskey shots and he went "do you only take people to bars you are the mayor of" and like yes obviously I have given these people candy
Devil with a blue dress - Mitch Ryder & The Detroit Wheels
YouTube video by Proud White
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leavittalone.bsky.social
walk into a place where the bartender high-fives you, easy access
leavittalone.bsky.social
Once again proving an easy way to seem cool is to only take friends to bars that you are technically the mayor of