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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez"
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Ne, ne travaillez jamais
No, never work, that's what they say
Mais ne, ne, ne, nous n'arretons pas
No, don't let's stop until it's done

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it was so funny how angry some of those dudes would get if you were like "I right-clicked and saved the image. It's mine now"
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Quigley Saves the President
Quigley Goes to Summer Camp
Quigley: The Next Generation
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
it is really funny that they gave it a title that suggests it's like the fifth entry in the Quigley series. Quigley, Quigley II, Quigley: First Blood, Quigley in Europe, Quigley Down Under
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 AM
did I post that story solely so I could post this? some things must remain a mystery.
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Honly Ronly Giger
Honly Rider Haggard
George Honly Wonly Bush
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 AM
good to start the day with white capturing black ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 AM
with these lists, i've come to expect (disappointedly) that they'll put "best movie that technically qualifies as a comedy" higher than "actually funniest movie," and this one certainly does that. but then it does stuff like put an Adam Sandler movie on there. but then makes a bizarre pick for that!
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Harry Sonly Truman
Ulysses Sonly Grant
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Now that I've finished it, among other things, it does stink of one of my biggest pet peeves about lists like this-- that so often, "Good, Respectable movie that can periodically be funny" is elevated above "actually the funniest movie"

But on top of that, some of the pure-comedy picks are baffling
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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One day everyone will have always been against this.
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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“I remember feeding this back and saying, there is a level of dehumanisation happening here, of people who within a couple of days were getting bombed.” Yet [some BBC editors and managers] were unresponsive[...] “In some of the meetings they were saying: ‘But what else is Israel supposed to do?’”
Inside the BBC’s Gaza Fiasco • EQUATOR
How the world’s most trusted media organisation fell apart
www.equator.org
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I read the whole thing. It's dogshit, both in expected ways and in new and fascinating ones
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 AM
what Jay-Z actually said that got him smacked in that elevator
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 AM
also, The Big Lebowski 72 and Fargo 8 is so bizarre - Fargo was their most critically-acclaimed film to that point, and it's a great film and certainly has its funny spots, but Lebowski is far funnier and arguably the most quotable comedic film in history.
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 AM
everyone remembers "Is Butterbean okay?" and for good reason, but just as funny to me is when he tries to return the rental car he entered in the demolition derby with the explanation "Yeah, I hit a dog."
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
yeah, the South Park movie is my favorite of the three-- but it doesn't have the Respectability of critiquing American imperialism. And the Jackass movies are the complete opposite of respectable but so damn funny. Not just the stunts, but Knoxville is a born star and gets some killer one-liners.
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
god damn the ending of New Jack City is so hard. 'YOUR SOUL IS REQUIRED IN HELL!"
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 AM
no Animal House, no There's Something About Mary... I guess I can't complain too much about no The Producers since they have several Brooks entries, but that might be the hardest I've ever laughed at a film
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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I’m getting to the point where my only reaction to headlines like this is “no they won’t”
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
And it should be said that a huge part of this is that following those right-wing manosphere guys' advice is going to make you MORE lonely and alienate you further from ordinary people-- which is what they count on, then they can tell you society is the problem and they're the only ones who get you.
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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"pls my family is dying we can't afford food"
finance guys:
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM