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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez"
@captainruck.bsky.social
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Ne, ne travaillez jamais No, never work, that's what they say Mais ne, ne, ne, nous n'arretons pas No, don't let's stop until it's done https://www.mediamagpies.com/author-archive/?i=30&uname=Captain+Nath
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · Dec 2
Hey, our new site went live today! I'll be writing over here from now on. In the midst of importing my old articles over there, but we'll have new ones out daily.

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Media Magpies
Arts and entertainment writing from the highbrow to the right now and whatever catches our eye.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21h
Like a lot of things with RFK Jr if someone just said this to you and wasn’t in charge of medicine in America you’d go: ooooooookay and keep pressing the elevator button
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 22h
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
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vampironique emma houxbois @emmahouxbois.bsky.social · 7h
i mean putting it in northern ireland would really close the loop on that irish times piece that went "Having a monarchy next door is a little like having a neighbour who's really into clowns and, also, your grandfather was murdered by a clown."
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Bus Aficionada (spooky) @talkinghat.bsky.social · 3d
Stephen King’s Derry Girls
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Brendan Keogh @brkeogh.bsky.social · 9h
I still think the most accurate and consistent way to think about generative AI is that, in every instance, people exclusively use it for tasks that they don't have any respect for or give a shit about.
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Calvinboo Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 5h
Begging literally any US journalist to read the definition of communism.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 5h
“.. Nevadans have a front row seat to.. Trump’s transformation of the U.S. economy from a free market to a command economy, complete with the ability for Trump to manipulate the market.. in favor of his own investments, .. friends or family.”

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Calvinboo Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 5h
“unimaginable loss for Israeli families and “people of Gaza””

Palestinians. They’re called Palestinians. You fucking Zionist pig bitch.
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الكسندرا ميراي @lexialex.bsky.social · 6h
It took half a million Palestinian lives and psychotic Nazis posting tiktoks in the dresses they looted from the women they killed for this shift to happen
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Shibley Telhami @stelhami.bsky.social · 13h
‘A historic shift’: More polls show what our University of Maryland Critical Issues Poll has been showing: a dramatic shift away from sympathy with Israelis to sympathy with Palestinians among all Americans in the past of two years.
youtu.be/00pOhuUGjnY?...
‘A historic shift’: Enten on American support for Palestinians
YouTube video by CNN
youtu.be
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Calvinboo Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 5h
Fuck you
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 22h
My statement on Middle East peace
A white graphic with a blue border includes the following text: My Statement on Middle East Peace October 9, 2025 After two years of unimaginable loss and suffering for Israeli families and the people of Gaza, we should all be encouraged and relieved that an end to the conflict is within sight; that those hostages still being held will be reunited with their families; and that vital aid can start reaching those inside Gaza whose lives have been shattered. More than that, though, it now falls on Israelis and Palestinians, with the support of the U.S. and the entire world community, to begin the hard task of rebuilding Gaza – and to commit to a process that, by recognizing the common humanity and basic rights of both peoples, can achieve a lasting peace.
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 7h
domino meme: small domino is "Suburban Toronto kid quits hockey and pursues acting" big domino is "The best rap song of the decade openly calls a superstar rival a pedophile"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13h
I do feel like elected Democrats as a group deserve some scorn for losing to these people
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davidrlurie @davidrlurie.bsky.social · 17h
The indictment alleges that NYAG James lives in "Brooklyn NJ."
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 17h
BREAKING: Letitia James held Trump accountable & now he’s hijacking the DOJ to indict her in retaliation

This isn’t justice, it’s abuse of power

We will be amending our existing ethics complaint against Halligan & pursuing other legal measures

www.democracydefendersfund.org/prs/10.09.25...
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 10h
hahahahahaha
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Ventilador no 3™ ≛≣ @fannvevo.bsky.social · 15h
O fim dessa história todo mundo sabe
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 10h
ReFORM, Lamar! Reform!
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Timotheos, Timotheos @totaltim.bsky.social · 10h
I got blocked right after pointing out that he was basically just providing cover for DC firing her over the Charlie Kirk jokes, which necessarily means he supports corporations firing people for Charlie Kirk jokes.
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 10h
but on the other hand, it has the complete banger "Waiting for a Star to Fall," and Three Men and a Baby does not
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Matinee Mode @matineemode.bsky.social · 3d
Far from the massive box office smash of its predecessor, Emile Ardolino's sequel loses the magic of the original film when it splits up the paternal trio in Selleck's race to win over the mother of the titular little lady. Beautifully shot, still charming & funny even when the jokes are familiar.
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grimm ☀️ @mugrimm.bsky.social · 10h
Damn, maybe you should have not been a little baby Hitler about your six figure job where you just write checks to all the people who do the real work because you got lucky with who your grandfather is and living in a rich af country. Oh well!

Have fun finding a job.
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grimm ☀️ @mugrimm.bsky.social · 10h
Watching farmers learn in real time that Trump bailing out their crops in the short term won't fix the fact China is saying they refuse to ever contract their entitled asses bc they're insane drama queens and American ag can't be trusted to stop being dramatic assholes has been incredibly funny.
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 11h
Yep, that's it. "I want to make someone suffer and feel that power, and she seems like an easy target I can make happen. But I'm still a good person! This doesn't reflect on me at all uwu"
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 11h
How strange then that I was blocked and replies were turned off when I brought this up
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Bane Jirkin @parochialnimrod.bsky.social · 11h
"i'm not saying she should suffer, but she should definitely suffer (but again I think of myself as a nice person so I'm not saying that)"
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Bane Jirkin @parochialnimrod.bsky.social · 11h
What a pathetic worm - can't even stand firm on whatever point is supposedly being made in his own thread
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 11h
I don't think you get to have that close a relationship with Playboy magazine if you don't
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 11h
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Will BOO-rows 🖖🍞🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 12h
Johnny Cash didn't switch costumes with Elton John on SNL just to have some asshat call him "deeply uncool." I hate to even share this but the ratio is nice.
Left: Johnny Cash wearing a pink feather boa, a sparkly gold ascot, and gold glasses with pink feathers at the temples. Right: Elton John in a black cowboy hat and leather jacket over a plaid shirt.
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 11h
Funny how easily it is to get people to block you and turn off replies if you point out what their petty little weasel campaign is actually doing
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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 15h
Rah Rah America! The most moral country on Earth! Trans rights are human rights, until one of them gets mouthy and I feel justified in trying to socially murder her online
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 6d
obviously i'm intimiately familiar with this bop but apparently i've never seen the cover before and i swear to god the title in this crazy ass font really looked like it said "grimace how" at first
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 7d
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