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Shelby Oaks (2025) Horror Movie Review | Blood Splattered Vlog
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New #BloodSplatteredVlog! π½οΈ
This week The Horror Guru & Count Jackula review SHELBY OAKS!
A creepy horror flick about a woman searching for her missing sister in a ghost town called Shelby Oaks!
#Horror #HorrorMovie #ShelbyOaks
youtu.be/ztDi1MP_diY?...
This week The Horror Guru & Count Jackula review SHELBY OAKS!
A creepy horror flick about a woman searching for her missing sister in a ghost town called Shelby Oaks!
#Horror #HorrorMovie #ShelbyOaks
youtu.be/ztDi1MP_diY?...
I don't know about better, but both actresses who played Claudia on Interview with a Vampire did a damn good job in the role.
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I don't know about better, but both actresses who played Claudia on Interview with a Vampire did a damn good job in the role.
I actually like Mib3 better than Mib2, if we're being honest. π
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I actually like Mib3 better than Mib2, if we're being honest. π
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US-Venezuela relations have reached one of their most volatile moments in decades. Here is how we got here.
Timeline: 26 years of fraught US-Venezuela relations
US-Venezuela relations have reached one of their most volatile moments in decades. Here is how we got here.
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November 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
US-Venezuela relations have reached one of their most volatile moments in decades. Here is how we got here.
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To recap:
β’Universal healthcare would save 68,000 lives & $450B annually
β’Every $1 spent on SNAP results in $1.80 boost to local economies & small businesses
β’The child tax credit decreased child poverty to a historic low of 5.2%, abolishing it increased it by 45%
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β’Universal healthcare would save 68,000 lives & $450B annually
β’Every $1 spent on SNAP results in $1.80 boost to local economies & small businesses
β’The child tax credit decreased child poverty to a historic low of 5.2%, abolishing it increased it by 45%
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November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
To recap:
β’Universal healthcare would save 68,000 lives & $450B annually
β’Every $1 spent on SNAP results in $1.80 boost to local economies & small businesses
β’The child tax credit decreased child poverty to a historic low of 5.2%, abolishing it increased it by 45%
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β’Universal healthcare would save 68,000 lives & $450B annually
β’Every $1 spent on SNAP results in $1.80 boost to local economies & small businesses
β’The child tax credit decreased child poverty to a historic low of 5.2%, abolishing it increased it by 45%
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New #BloodSplatteredVlog! π½οΈ
This week The Horror Guru & Count Jackula review SHELBY OAKS!
A creepy horror flick about a woman searching for her missing sister in a ghost town called Shelby Oaks!
#Horror #HorrorMovie #ShelbyOaks
youtu.be/ztDi1MP_diY?...
This week The Horror Guru & Count Jackula review SHELBY OAKS!
A creepy horror flick about a woman searching for her missing sister in a ghost town called Shelby Oaks!
#Horror #HorrorMovie #ShelbyOaks
youtu.be/ztDi1MP_diY?...
Shelby Oaks (2025) Horror Movie Review | Blood Splattered Vlog
YouTube video by The Horror Guru
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 AM
New #BloodSplatteredVlog! π½οΈ
This week The Horror Guru & Count Jackula review SHELBY OAKS!
A creepy horror flick about a woman searching for her missing sister in a ghost town called Shelby Oaks!
#Horror #HorrorMovie #ShelbyOaks
youtu.be/ztDi1MP_diY?...
This week The Horror Guru & Count Jackula review SHELBY OAKS!
A creepy horror flick about a woman searching for her missing sister in a ghost town called Shelby Oaks!
#Horror #HorrorMovie #ShelbyOaks
youtu.be/ztDi1MP_diY?...
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4K Review Double Bill: Pearl and Maxxxine! Read it here bit.ly/483jVY8 by @v_for_vienetta
#Pearl #Maxxxine #film #4K #bluray #MiaGoth #TiWest @secondsightfilms.bsky.social
#Pearl #Maxxxine #film #4K #bluray #MiaGoth #TiWest @secondsightfilms.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
4K Review Double Bill: Pearl and Maxxxine! Read it here bit.ly/483jVY8 by @v_for_vienetta
#Pearl #Maxxxine #film #4K #bluray #MiaGoth #TiWest @secondsightfilms.bsky.social
#Pearl #Maxxxine #film #4K #bluray #MiaGoth #TiWest @secondsightfilms.bsky.social
Bring it on! π
Scarlett Johansson will star in Mike Flanagan's new 'Exorcist' movie
(via Deadline)
(via Deadline)
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Bring it on! π
Go "woke," make franchise history. Go figure. π
#PredatorBadlands just made franchise history with the highest opening weekend in the entire history of the saga - including the crossover event film Alien vs. Predator:
βPredator: Badlandsβ Had the Highest Opening Weekend in βPredatorβ Franchise History
In the wake of two Predator movies that went straight to streaming β Prey and the animated Predator: Killer of Killers β director Dan Trachtenberg finally gets the chance to showcase his take on the f...
bloody-disgusting.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Go "woke," make franchise history. Go figure. π
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#PredatorBadlands just made franchise history with the highest opening weekend in the entire history of the saga - including the crossover event film Alien vs. Predator:
βPredator: Badlandsβ Had the Highest Opening Weekend in βPredatorβ Franchise History
In the wake of two Predator movies that went straight to streaming β Prey and the animated Predator: Killer of Killers β director Dan Trachtenberg finally gets the chance to showcase his take on the f...
bloody-disgusting.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
#PredatorBadlands just made franchise history with the highest opening weekend in the entire history of the saga - including the crossover event film Alien vs. Predator:
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"pits an alienated, increasingly injured teenager against an Alpine alien conspiracy": Tilman Singerβs in every sense loopy horror CUCKOO (2024) lives up to its name. projectedfigures.com/2025/11/25/c...
Cuckoo (2024) - Projected Figures
Tilman Singer's in every sense loopy horror CUCKOO pits an alienated, increasingly injured teenager against an Alpine alien conspiracy
projectedfigures.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 AM
"pits an alienated, increasingly injured teenager against an Alpine alien conspiracy": Tilman Singerβs in every sense loopy horror CUCKOO (2024) lives up to its name. projectedfigures.com/2025/11/25/c...
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November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
October 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
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TIL that thousands of German teens facing conscription into the Hitler Youth/League of German Girls, said fuck it, I'll be a pirate instead, and the Edelweiss Pirates were born. Their slogan was "Eternal War on the Hitler Youth".
Fuck yeah. When the world tries to make you a fascist, be a pirate.
Fuck yeah. When the world tries to make you a fascist, be a pirate.
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
TIL that thousands of German teens facing conscription into the Hitler Youth/League of German Girls, said fuck it, I'll be a pirate instead, and the Edelweiss Pirates were born. Their slogan was "Eternal War on the Hitler Youth".
Fuck yeah. When the world tries to make you a fascist, be a pirate.
Fuck yeah. When the world tries to make you a fascist, be a pirate.
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Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
The true power of the Knives Out films is that whenever I see Daniel Craig, I no longer go "Hey it's Bond" I say "Hey it's Blanc!" π
a man in a trench coat and tie is standing in a dark room
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November 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The true power of the Knives Out films is that whenever I see Daniel Craig, I no longer go "Hey it's Bond" I say "Hey it's Blanc!" π
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Screw it I'm just gonna watch PUMP UP THE VOLUME again π₯π¬
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Screw it I'm just gonna watch PUMP UP THE VOLUME again π₯π¬
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It really is that fucking simple, friends.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It really is that fucking simple, friends.
I remember "Laser Sword" being a source of contention amongst fans in The Last Jedi, despite Anakin also calling them that in The Phantom Menace.
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I remember "Laser Sword" being a source of contention amongst fans in The Last Jedi, despite Anakin also calling them that in The Phantom Menace.
Ohhh!
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Ohhh!
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Mark Kelly: "My wife, Gabby Giffords, meeting with her constituents, shot in the head. Six people killed around her, a horrific thing. She spent six months in the hospital. We know what political violence is and we know what causes it too, The statements that Donald Trump made incites others."
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Mark Kelly: "My wife, Gabby Giffords, meeting with her constituents, shot in the head. Six people killed around her, a horrific thing. She spent six months in the hospital. We know what political violence is and we know what causes it too, The statements that Donald Trump made incites others."
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we saw you across the bar and we dig your vibe
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we saw you across the bar and we dig your vibe
Recently Robert Pattinson in Mickey 17 was phenomenal.
a man in a gray shirt is standing next to a person laying on the floor
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November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Recently Robert Pattinson in Mickey 17 was phenomenal.
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I was thrilled to contribute an essay to the Limited Edition 4K UHD release of MAXXXINE from Second Sight. My contributor's copy just arrived and it's lovely! #filmsky #horrorsky
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I was thrilled to contribute an essay to the Limited Edition 4K UHD release of MAXXXINE from Second Sight. My contributor's copy just arrived and it's lovely! #filmsky #horrorsky