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Anton Bitel
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Feckless freelance film critic and neurotic apanthrope.
The #Horror, the #Horror
Programmer for the London Korean Film Festival.
London Film Critics' Circle, Online Film Critics Society.
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"a whole universe of untold depths and hidden textures in which to become trapped, lost or sublimely elevated": David Lynch’s inner-space odyssey ERASERHEAD (1977) screens 1.30pm today at BFI IMAX. My all-time favourite film... projectedfigures.com/2015/03/14/e...
Eraserhead (1977) - Projected Figures
unwrap this baby and discover untold depths & hidden textures in which to become trapped, lost or sublimely elevated. Eraserhead is freakish perfection.
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January 11, 2026 at 10:21 AM
"These six unnerving slices of surrealism trace David Lynch’s development from unknown art student to internationally acclaimed director": THE SHORT FILMS OF DAVID LYNCH (1967-95) are screening noon today at NFT1, BFI Southbank, along with DUMBLAND (2002). projectedfigures.com/2025/03/20/t...
The Short Films of David Lynch (1967-95) - Projected Figures
THE SHORT FILMS OF DAVID LYNCH offer six unnervingly surreal slices of an unknown artist's emergence as internationally acclaimed director
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January 11, 2026 at 9:49 AM
"puts Keanu Reeves through hell while tracking the consequences of film noir's predilection for heavy smoking": Francis Lawrence's diabolical comicbook adaptation CONSTANTINE (2025)
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Constantine (2005) - Projected Figures
Francis Lawrence's diabolical CONSTANTINE puts Keanu Reeves through hell while tracking the consequences of film noir's heavy smoking
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January 10, 2026 at 11:22 AM
One of the things that saddens me about AI (apart from everything else) is that perfectly good individual items of vocabulary ("delve") and even syntactic formulae ("This is not [x]. This is [y]".) can no longer be used, because they make your words sound as though they have been computer-generated
January 10, 2026 at 10:34 AM
A tale of two sisters: in Pen-Ek Ratanaruang's dreamily elliptical elegy LAST LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE (2004), "death is interrupted and love deferred". Recommended. projectedfigures.com/2026/01/10/l...
Last Life in the Universe (Ruang rak noi nid mahasan) (2004) - Projected Figures
A tale of two sisters: Pen-Ek Ratanaruang's dreamily elliptical elegy LAST LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE shows death interrupted and love deferred
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January 10, 2026 at 10:22 AM
"blends suburban hyperreality with mythic journey to show that the more you change, the more you stay the same": Todd Solondz’s dark American dream PALINDROMES (2004). projectedfigures.com/2026/01/10/p...
Palindromes (2004) - Projected Figures
Todd Solondz's PALINDROMES blends suburban hyperreality with mythic journey to show that the more you change, the more you stay the same
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January 10, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Magic, madness, metempsychosis: David Lynch’s self-produced, self-distributed epic of oneiric uncanniness INLAND EMPIRE (2006) "mesmerises the viewer with its overlapping tales of toxic Tinseltown". Screens 2pm today at NFT4, BFI Southbank. projectedfigures.com/2023/04/26/i...
INLAND EMPIRE (2006) - Projected Figures
David Lynch's INLAND EMPIRE a self-produced, self-distributed epic of oneiric uncanniness, mesmerising in its overlapping Tinseltown stories
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January 10, 2026 at 8:39 AM
is he dead yet?
January 10, 2026 at 8:17 AM
I’ve had it up to here with height limits
January 9, 2026 at 5:37 PM
as well as everything else, he remains a rapist and a paedophile
January 9, 2026 at 12:19 PM
My (highly fashionable!) crocs-and-socks combination just came a cropper in a puddle, and my feet are now wet. Really the only thing that I wear well is my klutziness.
January 9, 2026 at 12:17 PM
"an agoraphobic man goes on a gamified, internalised adventure through his life’s losses": @albertbirney.bsky.social’s monochrome DIY fantasia OBEX (2025) is in US theatres from today via Oscilloscope. projectedfigures.com/2025/10/30/o...
OBEX (2025) - Projected Figures
In Albert Birney's monochrome DIY fantasia OBEX, an agoraphobic man goes on a gamified, internalised adventure through his life's losses
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January 9, 2026 at 8:13 AM
You are here now: David Lynch’s crudely animated (and eerily prophetic) nightmare sit-com series DUMBLAND (2002) "holds an ugly mirror to American idiocy in all its cruel philistinism and rapacity". projectedfigures.com/2026/01/09/d...
Dumbland (2002) - Projected Figures
David Lynch's crudely animated sit-com series DUMBLAND holds an ugly mirror to American idiocy in all its cruel philistinism and rapacity
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January 9, 2026 at 7:34 AM
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🧵In my expert opinion as a researcher of vehicle ramming attacks, what has been publicly described in the video evidence does not support the claim that Renee Nicole Good was attempting a deliberate ramming attack when she was shot in Minneapolis on January 7, 2026. 1/7
January 8, 2026 at 9:13 PM
January 8, 2026 at 9:47 AM
"finds its monsters mythic and its humans wanting": @realgdt.bsky.social’s superior super(anti)heroic ensemble sequel HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY (2008). projectedfigures.com/2026/01/08/h...
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) - Projected Figures
Guillermo del Toro's superior super-antiheroic ensemble sequel HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY finds its monsters mythic and its humans wanting
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January 8, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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FYI:

In 1916 the U.S. signed an agreement for control of St. Thomas, St. John & St. Croix, known as the “Danish West Indies,” in exchange for $25 million & a declaration that the U.S. would “not object to the Danish Govt extending their political & economic interests to the whole of Greenland.
January 7, 2026 at 4:47 AM
when people say that the plot of RAIDERS… would end in the same place without Indy’s interventions, I would ask them to consider how dull the film would be with Indy entirely excised, and I would further argue that scenes of Nazis being punched have intrinsic value beyond the greater narrative ‘ark’
January 7, 2026 at 9:11 AM
"pits an ensemble of antiheroes against the ever-resurgent forces of fascism": Guillermo del Toro’s spectacular Mignola adaptation HELLBOY (2024). projectedfigures.com/2026/01/07/h...
Hellboy (2004) - Projected Figures
Guillermo del Toro's spectacular Mignola adaptation HELLBOY pits an ensemble of antiheroes against the ever-resurgent forces of fascism
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January 7, 2026 at 8:09 AM
"a New Zealand commando uncovers a satanic SS plot on the eve of D-Day": in Paul Campion’s feature debut THE DEVIL'S ROCK (2011), the hell of war corrupts all sides. projectedfigures.com/2026/01/07/t...
The Devil's Rock (2011) - Projected Figures
War is hell: in Paul Campion's feature debut THE DEVIL'S ROCK, a New Zealand commando uncovers a satanic SS plot on the eve of D-Day.
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January 7, 2026 at 7:44 AM
back in the Bod all this week for my other job
January 5, 2026 at 9:10 AM
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Ngl it would be funny if in Maduro’s trial he said “your Supreme Court gave total immunity to presidents and I’m a president.”
January 5, 2026 at 7:44 AM
"a complicated lament for values abandoned and children betrayed, leaving little room for indifference": Tony Kaye’s kaleidoscopic drama of education and alienation DETACHMENT (2011). projectedfigures.com/2026/01/05/d...
Detachment (2012) - Projected Figures
Tony Kaye's kaleidoscopic drama of education and alienation DETACHMENT leaves little room for indifference.
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January 5, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Haute-couture whodunnit: in Mario Bava's ur-giallo BLOOD AND BLACK LACE (1964) the "focus always remains on the dreamy mood and elegant design that create so many fashion victims". On @arrowplayer.bsky.social (US/Canada) from today. projectedfigures.com/2015/03/06/g...
January 5, 2026 at 7:24 AM