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@dumplingmenace.bsky.social
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philly menace no longer in mpls. still here for the internet’s butts. they/them, very gay, too online. #Rstats
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Zo @Tweets_By_Zo Your biggest fear as a man should be getting roasted in a public setting by a group of Philadelphia school children. "Where you going in that nut ass tie, oldhead" will have you doing deep self-reflection 3:40 PM • May 25, 2018 • Twitter for iPhone
January 19, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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i have driven around to do distro with CANMN before and i am not there now to help but we can send funds if we got em. please help them out!
What can you do? Community Aid Network MN (CANMN) has been distributing food, diapers, and other essential supplies for years. We are working to fund a month of distribution, or $10,000 Please join us in donating!
January 17, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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my pal @merylwilsner.bsky.social who you may know from things like “writing a bunch of beloved gay romance” is matching up to $1k for community aid network MN, please join me in sending CANMN money!!!!
merylwilsner i'm matching up to 51,000! DM me proof of donation to Community Aid Network MN and I will match up to $1,000 merylwilsner ••• Donate Today! Venmo: CANMN You paid Community Aid Network MN $18
January 17, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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idk why they detached but anyway seems like that john guy might just be worth muting if he’s spreading misinfo and also doesn’t know how to use the website!
January 17, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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there are so many stories like this and they all make me want to THROW UP
When Argueta stopped at Mercado Central for lunch over the weekend, a business owner who knew him asked for help. She brought him upstairs, where Argueta saw two boys — one apparently about middle-school age and a young high-schooler — shaking and crying. The brothers had been sheltering at home with their mother since the latest immigration enforcement surge began, but they were due for haircuts and were sick of being inside, Argueta said. Their mother dropped them off at Mercado Central with some money to get haircuts while she walked a short distance to cash a check, Argueta said. She never came back.
January 16, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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befuddling way to use the internet. it's not tagged so you will assume a different place?? what are we doing here.
ak @dumplingmenace.bsky.social • 1h well and WHY NOT!!!!! Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live • 1h Public hearing on the eviction moratorium is airing all kinds of outside the box ideas, such as using city snow plows to barricade the federal building with snow. 2 （. 12 Lack of snow in Portland, for one. ... ak @dumplingmenace.bsky.social • 18m this is about mpls not sure what that has to do with portland's lack of snow 1| .. No #MSP #MN #Minneapolis tag,
January 15, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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ready for the weekend thanks to @doctor1hundred.bsky.social
navy blue t shirt that says DA POPE
January 15, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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philly in addition to juntos, there’s this no ICE general meeting at friends center next week
noicephilly No prior organizing experience necessary NO ICE PHILLY Tell ICE they're not welcome in our city Have Questions? Contact us: Noicephilly@gmail.com GENERAL MEETING January 21st 2026 7pm - 9pm Friends Center 1501 Cherry st. Ơ Follow us eNOICEPhilly
January 15, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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really laughed at this depiction of depression in my nintendo switch year in review
January 14, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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kirstie has said her rent assistance post is not getting nearly the traction of the food assistance posts but it is also vital!!!! please help!!!!
beyondbeurreblanc 26m • • • My other posts are seen hundreds of thousands of times. This has 4000 views. Rent assistance isn't as sexy as food and regularly is much harder to fundraise for but we need it. Please amplify. Please donate. Keep us housed. X HELP KEEP MINNESOTA IMMIGRANTS HOUSED There is overwhelming and beautiful support for food drives in Minnesota, but it isn't all we need to keep our neighbors safe.
January 13, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid sharing these slides from ig and copied the link from her bio, please share and donate if you can!!!!
beyondbeurreblanc 1/7 HELP KEEP MINNESOTA IMMIGRANTS HOUSED There is overwhelming and beautiful support for food drives in Minnesota, but it isn't all we need to keep our neighbors safe. beyondbeurreblanc 5/7 How to help: Go to my link in bio. Find a mutual aid request. Click it and see if the goal is met. If not, donate to it. If it's met, find another mutual request and give to it.
January 13, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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we (half) did it gang
philadelphiaeagles "I HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE A CHANGE AT OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR. I MET WITH KEVIN TODAY TO DISCUSS THE DIFFICULT DECISION, AS HE IS A GREAT COACH WHO HAS MY UTMOST RESPECT. HE HAS BEEN INTEGRAL TO THIS TEAM'S SUCCESS OVER THE LAST FIVE YEARS, NOT ONLY TO THE ON-FIELD PRODUCT BUT BEHIND THE SCENES AS A VALUED LEADER FOR OUR PLAYERS AND ORGANIZATION. I HAVE NO DOUBT HE WILL CONTINUE TO HAVE A SUCCESSFUL COACHING CAREER. ULTIMATELY, WHEN WE FALL SHORT OF OUR GOALS THAT RESPONSIBILITY LIES ON MY SHOULDERS." HEAD COACH NICK SIRIANNI
January 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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philly!!!! my friend’s cat is missing!!!! please help!!!
amyleighp and michaelpelusi MISSING • •• Last seen 1/8/26 on the 500 block of Watkins Street • • • Q 17 19 Liked by jonny_is_good and others amyleighp Our sweet Little Jeff is currently on the lam. He was last seen the morning of Thursday, 1/8 on the 500 block of Watkins Street. It's very uncommon for him to not have found his way home so we're quite worried. He's extremely sweet but can be wary around new people - easily coaxed with treats though. He has a clipped ear and no collar. Please contact via IG or text/ call 610.283.6625 if you see him.
January 13, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again!!!!
@dumplingmenace.bsky.social i will be nude in the streets with a fat blunt, the internet being down cannot prevent that § realm threatener @guntoucher.bsky.... • 29d imagine it happens and they just shut off the fucking internet to stop it 10:16 AM • Dec 15, 2025
January 13, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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couldn’t keep scrolling, couldn’t stop thinking about all our friends and neighbors in minnesota so here we are
tattooed hands adjusting navy felt letters on a light blue felt background
January 13, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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unfortunately i can’t find any information on if these chicago bears were really kissing because when you type “bears kissing” into the internet you get some other stuff
two men in chicago bears uniforms kissing
January 12, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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a food rec for the twin cities today and also she is collecting paper grocery bags for the food pantry!!!!
beyondbeurreblanc 8m IMMIGRANT POWER BY DREAMS @el_sazon_mn Gel_sazon mn closed their iconic and beloved Eagan location due to ICE activity. BUT you can still support them by going to their Eat Street spot, Exelas mn, or Gelsazon cocinaytragos. Please check if they're open before you go. Like many restaurants, this might change rapidly. If you're going out to eat today, this is my recommendation. I ALREADY® HAVE 160 BAGS. But that doesn't even get Joyce Uptown through one day. Food shelves are going through bags faster than people can donate them and using precious funds on purchasing more bags. We can help. @beyondbeurreblanc
January 11, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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if you are on instagram kirstie (beyondbeurreblanc) has been doing a lot of local minnesota work on identifying places that are anti-ICE or immigrant owned as well as organizing food collection for joyce’s food shelf in uptown, highly recommend www.instagram.com/beyondbeurre...
beyondbeurreblanc THE SOLIDARITY LIST. beyond beurre blanc has created a list of restaurants, bars, and coffee shops that have been publicly posting in solidarity after the murder of Renee Good or "all are welcome except ICE" sentiments. This is designed to help Minnesotans make choices on community gathering places during this time. This is community sourced information that I independently verified. To get a restaurant added to this list, DM beyondbeurreblanc on Instagram with a screenshot of the post the restaurant made. I will continue to update this daily for the time being. Read at beyondbeurreblanc.substack.com
January 11, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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www.joyceuptownfoodshelf.org/give-to-the-... this food pantry is near my old apartment in mpls, they are working to feed people who can’t leave their homes due to ICE, please help if you can!!!
joyceuptown ••• EMERGENCY FOOD DRIVE @ Joyce Uptown Foodshelf We need: • Canned chicken & tuna • Canned beans • Mac & cheese • Canned fruits & vegetables • Canned pasta sauce • Ramen • Menstrual products (high-priority) • Toiletries Friday January 9th Wednesday January 14th 9am - 12pm 3041 Fremont Ave S Minneapolis, MN *Please check ALL dates to ensure food is non-expired before donating joyce uptown foodshelf Thank you for helping us get food out to those who can't leave their homes right now! Please direct any questions to joyceuptownfoodshelf@gmail.com joyceuptown We're hosting an emergency food drive TOMORROW, January 9th, and Wednesday, January 14th to meet the skyrocketing demand for emergency bags. We've been working all day getting boxes of food out to families who can't leave their homes as ICE continues to terrorize our city. Any of the items listed above are greatly appreciated. Please share with your networks! Thank you all for your continued energy and support
January 10, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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for philly ICE reporting from Juntos:
vamos_juntos_ JUNTOS RAID RESPONSE HOTLINE JUNTOS 814-205-3293 The number above is Juntos' Raid Response Hotline. Please call this number if you witness an ICE raid or pick-up. All calls related to ICE enforcement made to our office number will be redirected to this hotline. If we are unable to answer your call, please call again or leave a voicemail and we will get back to you. vamos_juntos_ HOW TO DOCUMENT AND REPORT ICE ARRESTS Let's not let fear divide us. An organized community is a secure community. HOW TO RECORD Record or take photos: You have the right under the First Amendment to document ICE and the police. Do so from a safe distance. WHAT TO DOCUMENT • Where the raid happened • Date and time • Number of agents • Type of vehicle used • Agents' attire • How they identified themselves HOW TO REPORT • It's important that we only share verified reports to avoid causing unnecessary anxiety, panic, or fear in our community. • Contact JUNTOS to report or verify any suspicious ICE activity. RESPONSE NETWORK • Telephone: 215-218-9079 • Instagram: @vamos_juntos_ • Facebook: Juntos
January 9, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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christ is a crazy last name for a grave-robber
Bones and skulls visible in the back seat of a car near an abandoned cemetery on Philadelphia's outskirts led police to a basement filled with body parts, which authorities say were hoarded by a man now accused of stealing about 100 sets of human remains. Officers say a Tuesday night arrest culminated a monthslong investigation into break-ins at Mount Moriah Cemetery, where at least 26 mausoleums and vaults had been forced open since early November. Investigators later searched the Ephrata home and storage unit of Jonathan Christ Gerlach, 34, and reported finding more than 100 human skulls, long bones, mummified hands and feet, two decomposing torsos and other skeletal items.
January 9, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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should print this out to send to klob walz city council etc etc
Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social Follow If Minnesota doesn't at least try to charge the murderer in the ICE uniform, they should just return the Battle Flag of the Virginia 28th. There's a fight for freedom from tyranny or there's surrender. 1:05 PM • Jan 8, 2026
January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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philly thursday 1/8 5pm nw corner of city hall
Thursday 1/8 5pm Philly City Hall NW Corner IN GRIEF AND IN ANGER A vigil to protest the ICE murder in Minneapolis and all ICE killings. Grieve, organize, plug in, and build with your neighbors. Sponsored by NO ICE Philly, Juntos, Asian Americans United, and the Pennsylvania Immigration Coalition.
January 8, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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one of my goals for the year is to read more books that are already on my shelves so i have made a little punch card to remind me to do so (i am going to color the books in instead of hole punches because i don’t have a hole punch)
handmade “punch card” with 10 little inked hand poorly drawn books with visible pencil lines that says “read from my shelves” at the top
January 6, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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“this is not just the flu” is incorrect, this is what the flu has always been and it is why i am annoying about getting the flu shot. get your kids the flu shot. anyone able to get the flu shot! this is devastating!
I want people to know this is not just the flu. I want parents to be overbearing. I want them to know the signs of what’s good and what’s not. Sepsis, it gets you... I want to be able to save somebody since my sister wasn’t able to save herself,” she said. Chandler emphasized that being healthy does not guarantee protection. “She was healthy, and now she’s gone,” she said. Chandler said losing Ryleigh feels like losing a piece of herself. “I found peace knowing that my children had a sister like Ryleigh, and it just feels like a piece of me and my children will never have that back,” she said. Ryleigh did not receive a flu shot this year. Doctors recommend that people wash their hands regularly and get flu shots each year.
January 4, 2026 at 7:06 PM