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Chicago, IL
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everyone's talking about some guy. who cares.
i didn't play the first Sex With Hitler so i wouldn't even understand the plot
For comparison, "Sex With Hitler 2" is still a game you can buy on Steam. Valve's okay with that one.
"It's extremely frustrating and also f*cked up" - one of the world's best indie studios is facing shock closure following confounding Steam ban
www.eurogamer.net/its-extremel...
www.eurogamer.net/its-extremel...
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
i didn't play the first Sex With Hitler so i wouldn't even understand the plot
too many division games left for things to stay this way but the lions missing the playoffs in their first year without ben johnson would be something
If the playoffs started with the current standings, Bears would host the Packers at Soldier Field
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
too many division games left for things to stay this way but the lions missing the playoffs in their first year without ben johnson would be something
no i don't
Dan Campbell on Micah Parsons: You have to stop this guy.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Dan Campbell on Micah Parsons: You have to stop this guy
Lions head coach Dan Campbell knows that whether or not the offensive line can protect Jared Goff from Packers linebacker Micah Parsons is going to be a key factor in who wins on Thanksgiving.
www.nbcsports.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
no i don't
i will dress worse than ever before
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
i will dress worse than ever before
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if you did this 200 years ago they’d drown you in a lake
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
if you did this 200 years ago they’d drown you in a lake
*I wanna be rich voice*
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
*I wanna be rich voice*
check this out: TWICE Upon a Time In Hollywood
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
check this out: TWICE Upon a Time In Hollywood
talking about the continental classic and getting even more hyped. its so great.
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
talking about the continental classic and getting even more hyped. its so great.
fuck yes
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
fuck yes
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I guess I should seek the cheap heat of an unpopular food opinion, but I’ve got this weird thing where if I don’t like a food, I just don’t eat it, instead of being a weird, whiny shit about it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I guess I should seek the cheap heat of an unpopular food opinion, but I’ve got this weird thing where if I don’t like a food, I just don’t eat it, instead of being a weird, whiny shit about it.
yo!
Eagles injuries to watch:
— WR DeVonta Smith did not participate because of shoulder and chest injuries.
— RB Saquon Barkley was limited today because of a groin injury.
— WR DeVonta Smith did not participate because of shoulder and chest injuries.
— RB Saquon Barkley was limited today because of a groin injury.
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
yo!
these two men are both 6'3" 230 lbs. you know, like your average jiffy lube employee.
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
these two men are both 6'3" 230 lbs. you know, like your average jiffy lube employee.
eagles gonna get kyler and jaylon
Bears Injury Report
Participation is an estimation because practice was a Walk-Thru
Participation is an estimation because practice was a Walk-Thru
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
eagles gonna get kyler and jaylon
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Emergency Broadcast: Wrestling Brain Continental Classic info edition:
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Emergency Broadcast: Wrestling Brain Continental Classic info edition:
someone tell Ian you dont get money for saying stupid shit on this platform
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
someone tell Ian you dont get money for saying stupid shit on this platform
there's people who genuinely love food and then there's whatever the hell this is
YES an all-time sports media weird dude anecdote
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
there's people who genuinely love food and then there's whatever the hell this is
i thought they closed that place down
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
It’s not the sexiest of garments. It arguably looks more like a discarded fishing net. And yet it has cast a spell over the internet
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
i thought they closed that place down
my dad right before my mom kicks him out of bed
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
my dad right before my mom kicks him out of bed
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A 20-something just told me the track titles on the back of my "Tim" shirt look like a list of ill-named bars in the Logan Square neighborhood of Chicago
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
A 20-something just told me the track titles on the back of my "Tim" shirt look like a list of ill-named bars in the Logan Square neighborhood of Chicago
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I wouldn’t call it good exactly but it’s something
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I wouldn’t call it good exactly but it’s something
jewel's chicken wings are a god tier food
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
jewel's chicken wings are a god tier food
St Louis Cardinals pitcher Dick Fitts seems appropriate
@JeffPassan tweeted
Full trade, per ESPN sources:
Boston Red Sox receive: Sonny Gray and cash
St. Louis Cardinals receive: LHP Brandon Clarke and RHP Richard Fitts
Full trade, per ESPN sources:
Boston Red Sox receive: Sonny Gray and cash
St. Louis Cardinals receive: LHP Brandon Clarke and RHP Richard Fitts
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
St Louis Cardinals pitcher Dick Fitts seems appropriate
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I saw some horrible copy on a Chili's menu tonight:
HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I saw some horrible copy on a Chili's menu tonight:
HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
the hangman conversation constantly happening is pretty embarrassing!
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
the hangman conversation constantly happening is pretty embarrassing!