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MINNEAPOLIS ALSO: SAINT PAUL This is the ideal BlueSky bio. You should copy it. ALT: Circle is hot dog man putting ketchup on himself. Banner is me as Jimmy Carter
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Feels like Bad Bunny should perform Guns of Brixton at the Super Bowl
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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I have an announcement to make:

All this time i thought i had seen Zootopia, but I was getting it confused with Madagascar, which begins in a zoo (the source of my confusion)
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Between David Lynch, Udo Kier and Jimmy Cliff, the world is rapidly emptying of the superstars of midnight cinema.
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Oh, so when some rando publishes Wizard of Oz fanfic it becomes a musical and a movie, but when I write Sonic/Luigi mpreg slash, I get banned from the Taco Bell forums. Make it make sense
November 30, 2024 at 12:59 PM
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I feel like there should be a jaunty song to go with the single-day $15 State Fair ticket sale, maybe a @jeremymessersmith.bsky.social joint

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Admission Tickets
Purchase admission tickets for the Minnesota State Fair!
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November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Betty Crocker Black Walnut Cake Mix (1958-circa 1965): A boxed cake mix for black walnut-flavored cakes. Black walnuts, noted for their more intense, bittersweet, earthy flavor, became a popular flavor for cake, ice cream, cookies, and candy during this era
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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For reggae, Jimmy Cliff's passing is on the same level as John Lennon, Prince, Aretha Franklin, Freddie Mercury, or anyone else of that stature. It's a huge loss.
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Today is what the exposure guide on the little slip that came folded inside a box of Kodak film would call "hazy bright"
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Sadly the first eBay listing for the EP I didn't pre-order is $50.00.
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Jellybean Johnson's obit article is on the front page of today's The Minnesota Star Tribune
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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This, by @giacgrassi.bsky.social, remains one of the simplest and best climate visuals
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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I love the abstraction of the "AI" bubble popping. But the very probable effects haunt me.

Desire to Pop
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Due to overwhelming response
Straight-Man Auditions
Have Closed Early
How did Nature get along before we started raking??
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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MONDAY QUIZ

What is the only Cure song played 65 or more times in concert to be followed at 100% of gigs by only one other song?
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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Volcano Hayli Gubbi erupted today in Ethiopia for the first time.
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Anyone here in 2025
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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"You guys all got the shoe memo, I see."
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Yesterday my partner and I counted all the ads along Chicago's Brown Line for "Friend," a company selling an AI chatbot pendant, and tallied how many of those ads were defaced.

Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Find someone who loves you as much as I love to say I am muting a thread but then I never do
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Midnight on Monday: The former dinosaur is dry-brined and resting quietly in a cooler in the garage. Ready to rise, come Thursday, like a smoked and roasted phoenix.
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
The O. Henry ending
Christmas present.
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Nicollet Avenue at 11th Street (1936)
Nicollet Ave. and 11th St. S
Source: Hennepin County Library.

A Northeastern view along Nicollet Avenue. From WPA photograph collection.
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I saw Creeping Embers open for Screaming Trees at Goofy's Upper Deck
Employees of the Atlantic Elevator Sack Damaged and Burned Grain (1945)
Washington Ave. N and 41st St. N
Source: Hennepin County Library

Trucks lined up to be loaded with the livestock feed that was sacked by workers after being saved from creeping embers.
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM