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I saw a live birthed harbor seal pup for the first time in my life today. I thought it would be horrifying because I have a weak stomach, but it turned to UNGODLY CUTE very fast!
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
February 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I saw a live birthed harbor seal pup for the first time in my life today. I thought it would be horrifying because I have a weak stomach, but it turned to UNGODLY CUTE very fast!
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
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IT'S FRIDAY
now is it Friday?
February 13, 2026 at 8:56 PM
IT'S FRIDAY
everyone stop what you’re doing and looka my @germnetwork.com button
February 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
everyone stop what you’re doing and looka my @germnetwork.com button
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We’re bringing you:
✅ E2EE DMs
✅ Launched from Bluesky profiles
✅ App Clip = no downloads
✅ Handles, not phone numbers
Just click your friend's Germ DM button, or get set up now in our app.
✅ E2EE DMs
✅ Launched from Bluesky profiles
✅ App Clip = no downloads
✅ Handles, not phone numbers
Just click your friend's Germ DM button, or get set up now in our app.
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February 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
We’re bringing you:
✅ E2EE DMs
✅ Launched from Bluesky profiles
✅ App Clip = no downloads
✅ Handles, not phone numbers
Just click your friend's Germ DM button, or get set up now in our app.
✅ E2EE DMs
✅ Launched from Bluesky profiles
✅ App Clip = no downloads
✅ Handles, not phone numbers
Just click your friend's Germ DM button, or get set up now in our app.
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blacksky.community is now offering native profile integration with @germnetwork.com !!
The Germ DM button is supported in the blacksky.community client.
Note: Germ is available on iOS but you will see this button on any device if the user has it enabled.
Note: Germ is available on iOS but you will see this button on any device if the user has it enabled.
February 12, 2026 at 11:10 PM
blacksky.community is now offering native profile integration with @germnetwork.com !!
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Germ DMs are completely private, so only you and the person you're talking to can read them.
And they're built on atproto, so whether you're friends from Bluesky, Blacksky, Skylight, Flashes, Leaflet, Popfeed or more, you can chat securely in Germ from your handle.
And they're built on atproto, so whether you're friends from Bluesky, Blacksky, Skylight, Flashes, Leaflet, Popfeed or more, you can chat securely in Germ from your handle.
February 13, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Germ DMs are completely private, so only you and the person you're talking to can read them.
And they're built on atproto, so whether you're friends from Bluesky, Blacksky, Skylight, Flashes, Leaflet, Popfeed or more, you can chat securely in Germ from your handle.
And they're built on atproto, so whether you're friends from Bluesky, Blacksky, Skylight, Flashes, Leaflet, Popfeed or more, you can chat securely in Germ from your handle.
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me, 8: i'm gonna be somebody someday
me, 38: i'm gonna take the world's best nap
me, 38: i'm gonna take the world's best nap
February 13, 2026 at 7:47 PM
me, 8: i'm gonna be somebody someday
me, 38: i'm gonna take the world's best nap
me, 38: i'm gonna take the world's best nap
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I see you saying Germ isn’t on-protocol and yet I’m able to DM a Blacksky user who has been banned from bsky (can’t use bsky DMs) on it because it works with Blacksky’s infrastructure.
And, the messages are encrypted.
(The Bluesky team can read all of your DMs, use Germ or Signal)
And, the messages are encrypted.
(The Bluesky team can read all of your DMs, use Germ or Signal)
February 13, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I see you saying Germ isn’t on-protocol and yet I’m able to DM a Blacksky user who has been banned from bsky (can’t use bsky DMs) on it because it works with Blacksky’s infrastructure.
And, the messages are encrypted.
(The Bluesky team can read all of your DMs, use Germ or Signal)
And, the messages are encrypted.
(The Bluesky team can read all of your DMs, use Germ or Signal)
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how do i enforce the lowerarchy?
February 13, 2026 at 5:30 PM
how do i enforce the lowerarchy?
OMG PEOPLE WITH BALCONIES:
THERE ARE PEOPLE BELOW YOU
STOP ACTING LIKE YOUR BALCONY IS THE ~GROUND~ WHERE YOU CAN DUMP WATER, SWEEP DIRT OUT OF YOUR HOUSE, BEAT MUD OFF YOUR SHOES, ETC
THERE ARE PEOPLE BELOW YOU
STOP ACTING LIKE YOUR BALCONY IS THE ~GROUND~ WHERE YOU CAN DUMP WATER, SWEEP DIRT OUT OF YOUR HOUSE, BEAT MUD OFF YOUR SHOES, ETC
February 13, 2026 at 5:24 PM
OMG PEOPLE WITH BALCONIES:
THERE ARE PEOPLE BELOW YOU
STOP ACTING LIKE YOUR BALCONY IS THE ~GROUND~ WHERE YOU CAN DUMP WATER, SWEEP DIRT OUT OF YOUR HOUSE, BEAT MUD OFF YOUR SHOES, ETC
THERE ARE PEOPLE BELOW YOU
STOP ACTING LIKE YOUR BALCONY IS THE ~GROUND~ WHERE YOU CAN DUMP WATER, SWEEP DIRT OUT OF YOUR HOUSE, BEAT MUD OFF YOUR SHOES, ETC
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A nice anecdote to cap the night. Today was an especially long day. As I got out of the car, a group of young black kids maybe 6-8 yrs were out playing. I let Willow out of my car & heard the little girl say: “A dog! Dogs are scary!” The little boy said “They’re ok. Thats Willow & The Professor”
😭
😭
February 13, 2026 at 1:59 AM
A nice anecdote to cap the night. Today was an especially long day. As I got out of the car, a group of young black kids maybe 6-8 yrs were out playing. I let Willow out of my car & heard the little girl say: “A dog! Dogs are scary!” The little boy said “They’re ok. Thats Willow & The Professor”
😭
😭
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Starting my day wwith this thread because lil Black kids making friends with a service dog is so fuckin cute! 🥹
A nice anecdote to cap the night. Today was an especially long day. As I got out of the car, a group of young black kids maybe 6-8 yrs were out playing. I let Willow out of my car & heard the little girl say: “A dog! Dogs are scary!” The little boy said “They’re ok. Thats Willow & The Professor”
😭
😭
February 13, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Starting my day wwith this thread because lil Black kids making friends with a service dog is so fuckin cute! 🥹
i was trying to not be a butter snob and went back to using the store brand butter, which i was perfectly happy with for years:
straight from the fridge, the store brand butter crumbles, instead of slicing cleanly, and doesn’t melt as easily
do what you want with this info
straight from the fridge, the store brand butter crumbles, instead of slicing cleanly, and doesn’t melt as easily
do what you want with this info
February 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
i was trying to not be a butter snob and went back to using the store brand butter, which i was perfectly happy with for years:
straight from the fridge, the store brand butter crumbles, instead of slicing cleanly, and doesn’t melt as easily
do what you want with this info
straight from the fridge, the store brand butter crumbles, instead of slicing cleanly, and doesn’t melt as easily
do what you want with this info
i need someone to bring me a bean burrito from taco bell. it’s an emergency
February 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
i need someone to bring me a bean burrito from taco bell. it’s an emergency
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The song you’re looking for starts around 10 min lol
But the whole thing is incredible
He signs and raps the entire thing.
Skill level: 1 million
But the whole thing is incredible
He signs and raps the entire thing.
Skill level: 1 million
February 13, 2026 at 4:14 PM
The song you’re looking for starts around 10 min lol
But the whole thing is incredible
He signs and raps the entire thing.
Skill level: 1 million
But the whole thing is incredible
He signs and raps the entire thing.
Skill level: 1 million
Well…if you want to know how ASL interpreters sign sarcasm and double entendres,
just know for “a minor” he signed ‘child’ while moving his hands all the down for emphasis
he also finger spelled D-R-A-K-E
in other words: he killed this 💀
youtu.be/bcRUHM8iiFY
just know for “a minor” he signed ‘child’ while moving his hands all the down for emphasis
he also finger spelled D-R-A-K-E
in other words: he killed this 💀
youtu.be/bcRUHM8iiFY
February 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Well…if you want to know how ASL interpreters sign sarcasm and double entendres,
just know for “a minor” he signed ‘child’ while moving his hands all the down for emphasis
he also finger spelled D-R-A-K-E
in other words: he killed this 💀
youtu.be/bcRUHM8iiFY
just know for “a minor” he signed ‘child’ while moving his hands all the down for emphasis
he also finger spelled D-R-A-K-E
in other words: he killed this 💀
youtu.be/bcRUHM8iiFY
ka-CHOoOW!
February 13, 2026 at 3:13 PM
ka-CHOoOW!
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the protein diet is so last year 2026 is all about eating gravel
February 13, 2026 at 1:55 PM
the protein diet is so last year 2026 is all about eating gravel
i love when everyone on the zoom has the same amount of morning swelling in their face 🥰
me, included
me, included
February 13, 2026 at 2:53 PM
i love when everyone on the zoom has the same amount of morning swelling in their face 🥰
me, included
me, included
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THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
February 12, 2026 at 3:12 PM
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
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HYBRID TERROR PIGS!!!
February 13, 2026 at 2:29 PM
HYBRID TERROR PIGS!!!
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Waiting for the right-wing think pieces about how these 'boar whores' are a sign of societal collapse.
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Waiting for the right-wing think pieces about how these 'boar whores' are a sign of societal collapse.
Wake up babe…new 30 - 50 feral hogs just dropped
ICYMI: Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Genetic study finds domestic pigs’ year-round breeding sped gene flow into wild boar
Back in 2021, in the thick of pandemic mania, The Register gleefully reported that "radioactive hybrid terror pigs" were thriving in Japan's Fukushima exclusion zone.…
dlvr.it
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Wake up babe…new 30 - 50 feral hogs just dropped
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greatest headline of my adult life
ICYMI: Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Genetic study finds domestic pigs’ year-round breeding sped gene flow into wild boar
Back in 2021, in the thick of pandemic mania, The Register gleefully reported that "radioactive hybrid terror pigs" were thriving in Japan's Fukushima exclusion zone.…
dlvr.it
February 13, 2026 at 1:02 PM
greatest headline of my adult life