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Become mutuals with one person from Ohio and see what happens
Just wait
Just wait
It's not like everyone in Ohio knows each other
*Turns on Love Is Blind*
Is that... oh yep, sure is
*Turns on Love Is Blind*
Is that... oh yep, sure is
February 12, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Become mutuals with one person from Ohio and see what happens
Just wait
Just wait
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they made a whole website for people who know that you could rewind from the start of CD track 1 to -0:00:15
February 11, 2026 at 11:30 PM
they made a whole website for people who know that you could rewind from the start of CD track 1 to -0:00:15
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This is Flambo. He's using his talking dog buttons to accuse his small foster brother of being a cat. Nothing can convince him otherwise. 13/10 for both (IG: flambothedog)
February 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
This is Flambo. He's using his talking dog buttons to accuse his small foster brother of being a cat. Nothing can convince him otherwise. 13/10 for both (IG: flambothedog)
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This is the childhood dream of every nerd. Huge congratulations Riley. 💜💜💜
February 11, 2026 at 7:09 PM
This is the childhood dream of every nerd. Huge congratulations Riley. 💜💜💜
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why so sad little guy
February 10, 2026 at 6:34 PM
why so sad little guy
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We’re gonna make America skinny again one slap at a time
February 11, 2026 at 6:58 PM
We’re gonna make America skinny again one slap at a time
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You gonna love my nuts. Watch this…
February 11, 2026 at 6:57 PM
You gonna love my nuts. Watch this…
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Stop having a boring tuna
Stop having a boring life
Stop having a boring life
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Stop having a boring tuna
Stop having a boring life
Stop having a boring life
you gonna be in a great mood all day cuz you gonna be slappin’ your troubles away with the slap chop
February 11, 2026 at 6:53 PM
you gonna be in a great mood all day cuz you gonna be slappin’ your troubles away with the slap chop
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February 11, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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More people should listen to @tressiemcphd.bsky.social
When people say AI is inevitable, let them know the future isn’t settled.
When people say AI is inevitable, let them know the future isn’t settled.
February 11, 2026 at 2:35 PM
More people should listen to @tressiemcphd.bsky.social
When people say AI is inevitable, let them know the future isn’t settled.
When people say AI is inevitable, let them know the future isn’t settled.
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i finally got brave enough to taste these and…
A SECOND BALL HAS HIT THE RAMEKIN 😭
A SECOND BALL HAS HIT THE RAMEKIN 😭
February 11, 2026 at 6:30 AM
i finally got brave enough to taste these and…
A SECOND BALL HAS HIT THE RAMEKIN 😭
A SECOND BALL HAS HIT THE RAMEKIN 😭
Well now she’s OUR aunt
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Well now she’s OUR aunt
woke up with my phone on 1% kind of day
February 11, 2026 at 2:11 PM
woke up with my phone on 1% kind of day
there is bad weather in my bones
if i was a wild animal I’d be taking shelter
do what you want with that information
if i was a wild animal I’d be taking shelter
do what you want with that information
February 11, 2026 at 7:18 AM
there is bad weather in my bones
if i was a wild animal I’d be taking shelter
do what you want with that information
if i was a wild animal I’d be taking shelter
do what you want with that information
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Everything is falling apart and nobody is fixing it
February 11, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Everything is falling apart and nobody is fixing it
i finally got brave enough to taste these and…
A SECOND BALL HAS HIT THE RAMEKIN 😭
A SECOND BALL HAS HIT THE RAMEKIN 😭
February 11, 2026 at 6:30 AM
i finally got brave enough to taste these and…
A SECOND BALL HAS HIT THE RAMEKIN 😭
A SECOND BALL HAS HIT THE RAMEKIN 😭
i need some bugles for my fingers
February 11, 2026 at 6:06 AM
i need some bugles for my fingers
squeeze me like a hamster
February 11, 2026 at 5:59 AM
squeeze me like a hamster
if i’m gonna melt slices of American cheese on tortilla chips i at least tear them up
because…self-respect
because…self-respect
February 11, 2026 at 4:59 AM
if i’m gonna melt slices of American cheese on tortilla chips i at least tear them up
because…self-respect
because…self-respect
When people question me about anything:
I don't know why I did this, but I had to
February 11, 2026 at 4:21 AM
When people question me about anything:
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Tell your friends. Even if the only florist you can find nearby is in the Kroger produce section. There is a person putting those arrangements together and they WILL work with you and you WILL get better results with a pro who’s given a free hand
Some of the best advice I ever received was Holly telling us to ask the local florist to go wild and do their thing rather than get a pre-packaged arrangement.
Everybody post your floral Ws as they come in tomorrow, as a treat
February 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Tell your friends. Even if the only florist you can find nearby is in the Kroger produce section. There is a person putting those arrangements together and they WILL work with you and you WILL get better results with a pro who’s given a free hand
Helping your parents do anything on a phone is just you asking them to tell you what buttons they’re pushing as they’re pushing them while they explain everything other than what buttons they’re pushing
February 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Helping your parents do anything on a phone is just you asking them to tell you what buttons they’re pushing as they’re pushing them while they explain everything other than what buttons they’re pushing
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am I supposed to say no to this face? no I am not.
February 10, 2026 at 10:27 PM
am I supposed to say no to this face? no I am not.