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HYBRID TERROR PIGS!!!
February 13, 2026 at 2:29 PM
HYBRID TERROR PIGS!!!
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Waiting for the right-wing think pieces about how these 'boar whores' are a sign of societal collapse.
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Waiting for the right-wing think pieces about how these 'boar whores' are a sign of societal collapse.
Wake up babe…new 30 - 50 feral hogs just dropped
ICYMI: Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Genetic study finds domestic pigs’ year-round breeding sped gene flow into wild boar
Back in 2021, in the thick of pandemic mania, The Register gleefully reported that "radioactive hybrid terror pigs" were thriving in Japan's Fukushima exclusion zone.…
dlvr.it
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Wake up babe…new 30 - 50 feral hogs just dropped
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greatest headline of my adult life
ICYMI: Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Genetic study finds domestic pigs’ year-round breeding sped gene flow into wild boar
Back in 2021, in the thick of pandemic mania, The Register gleefully reported that "radioactive hybrid terror pigs" were thriving in Japan's Fukushima exclusion zone.…
dlvr.it
February 13, 2026 at 1:02 PM
greatest headline of my adult life
my legs are getting aggravated which means it’s time to go night-night
sleep well and see you tomorrow 😘
sleep well and see you tomorrow 😘
February 13, 2026 at 5:06 AM
my legs are getting aggravated which means it’s time to go night-night
sleep well and see you tomorrow 😘
sleep well and see you tomorrow 😘
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hang on i have an idea (drags couch into the shower)
July 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
hang on i have an idea (drags couch into the shower)
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His entrance back into frame 💀
February 13, 2026 at 2:36 AM
His entrance back into frame 💀
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This is a much better video
AND!!!
an important correction to my alt text on the prior post: they are signing in PRSL, not ASL!
youtu.be/tJBOg860IWE
AND!!!
an important correction to my alt text on the prior post: they are signing in PRSL, not ASL!
youtu.be/tJBOg860IWE
2026 Super Bowl Deaf performers - Celimar Rivera Cosme, Julian Ortiz
YouTube video by SWIC ASL
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
This is a much better video
AND!!!
an important correction to my alt text on the prior post: they are signing in PRSL, not ASL!
youtu.be/tJBOg860IWE
AND!!!
an important correction to my alt text on the prior post: they are signing in PRSL, not ASL!
youtu.be/tJBOg860IWE
you absolutely do not need to speak Spanish to know what’s being said
this is why accessibility is important
this is why accessibility is important
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 AM
you absolutely do not need to speak Spanish to know what’s being said
this is why accessibility is important
this is why accessibility is important
Bad Bunny’s Apple Music ASL Halftime Show
YouTube video by MetroLife
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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we were looking for a very dignified, fearsome tiger statue for our living room and instead i found this guy. and i can't stop thinking about him
February 12, 2026 at 2:09 PM
we were looking for a very dignified, fearsome tiger statue for our living room and instead i found this guy. and i can't stop thinking about him
sometimes when you’re setting up your bath for reading, your towel falls in, taking your razor, a cleaning spray, and your glass of sparkling water with lemon with it
when something like this happens, it’s important to remember the good: no nuggets were harmed
when something like this happens, it’s important to remember the good: no nuggets were harmed
And now I just dropped all my nuggets in my bath water and I’m not even exaggerating.
Had them sitting on the edge because I decided to save them for later, forgot, and knocked them right in.
Had them sitting on the edge because I decided to save them for later, forgot, and knocked them right in.
Well, I just accidentally dumped so much epsom salt on my water I may actually float on top, like the Dead Sea
February 12, 2026 at 11:54 PM
sometimes when you’re setting up your bath for reading, your towel falls in, taking your razor, a cleaning spray, and your glass of sparkling water with lemon with it
when something like this happens, it’s important to remember the good: no nuggets were harmed
when something like this happens, it’s important to remember the good: no nuggets were harmed
y’all 🥹
This is Bogie. This rope is his very favorite toy because it makes his tiny human smile too. 13/10 (TT: _chelsea_brown_4)
February 12, 2026 at 11:19 PM
y’all 🥹
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This is Bogie. This rope is his very favorite toy because it makes his tiny human smile too. 13/10 (TT: _chelsea_brown_4)
February 12, 2026 at 10:28 PM
This is Bogie. This rope is his very favorite toy because it makes his tiny human smile too. 13/10 (TT: _chelsea_brown_4)
i’m so glad it doesn’t tell someone how many times I had to read their joke before I got it
February 12, 2026 at 10:37 PM
i’m so glad it doesn’t tell someone how many times I had to read their joke before I got it
Hey, so this is cool
It wasn’t the same number that was calling me, but my phone rang and when i looked down i saw this
It wasn’t the same number that was calling me, but my phone rang and when i looked down i saw this
February 12, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Hey, so this is cool
It wasn’t the same number that was calling me, but my phone rang and when i looked down i saw this
It wasn’t the same number that was calling me, but my phone rang and when i looked down i saw this
sometimes i feel like i losing my mind
by sometimes, i mean almost every day
by sometimes, i mean almost every day
February 12, 2026 at 9:43 PM
sometimes i feel like i losing my mind
by sometimes, i mean almost every day
by sometimes, i mean almost every day
i really don’t enjoy watching food-in-poop-out baby birds eat*
it’s too instantaneous
and i don’t like how the whole body tips over
*idk what this process is called. sorry
it’s too instantaneous
and i don’t like how the whole body tips over
*idk what this process is called. sorry
February 12, 2026 at 9:27 PM
i really don’t enjoy watching food-in-poop-out baby birds eat*
it’s too instantaneous
and i don’t like how the whole body tips over
*idk what this process is called. sorry
it’s too instantaneous
and i don’t like how the whole body tips over
*idk what this process is called. sorry
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HR: So that’s when you
Scissors: Yup, stapled his forehead to his innner forehead
HR: Okay let’s talk about boundaries for a second
Scissors: So, forearm next time then?
Scissors: Yup, stapled his forehead to his innner forehead
HR: Okay let’s talk about boundaries for a second
Scissors: So, forearm next time then?
February 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
HR: So that’s when you
Scissors: Yup, stapled his forehead to his innner forehead
HR: Okay let’s talk about boundaries for a second
Scissors: So, forearm next time then?
Scissors: Yup, stapled his forehead to his innner forehead
HR: Okay let’s talk about boundaries for a second
Scissors: So, forearm next time then?
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can’t wait until the pharmacy employees see this post
i bet 75% of the staple industry is supported by retail pharmacy
i bet 75% of the staple industry is supported by retail pharmacy
February 12, 2026 at 8:31 PM
can’t wait until the pharmacy employees see this post
i bet 75% of the staple industry is supported by retail pharmacy
i bet 75% of the staple industry is supported by retail pharmacy
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nobody ever gets trained to use these
one day somebody just gives you one for a task and you become drunk with power
one day somebody just gives you one for a task and you become drunk with power
February 12, 2026 at 8:28 PM
nobody ever gets trained to use these
one day somebody just gives you one for a task and you become drunk with power
one day somebody just gives you one for a task and you become drunk with power
i can be trusted with these
February 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
i can be trusted with these
if you remember this trend, i can prob guess your age within 3 years
need to verify my age?
i’m people-were-stealing-bowling-shoes-to-wear-out-in-public years old
i’m people-were-stealing-bowling-shoes-to-wear-out-in-public years old
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
if you remember this trend, i can prob guess your age within 3 years
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not me tho
i paid for my ugly shoes
i paid for my ugly shoes
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
not me tho
i paid for my ugly shoes
i paid for my ugly shoes
need to verify my age?
i’m people-were-stealing-bowling-shoes-to-wear-out-in-public years old
i’m people-were-stealing-bowling-shoes-to-wear-out-in-public years old
February 12, 2026 at 7:07 PM
need to verify my age?
i’m people-were-stealing-bowling-shoes-to-wear-out-in-public years old
i’m people-were-stealing-bowling-shoes-to-wear-out-in-public years old