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More people should listen to @tressiemcphd.bsky.social
When people say AI is inevitable, let them know the future isn’t settled.
When people say AI is inevitable, let them know the future isn’t settled.
February 11, 2026 at 2:35 PM
More people should listen to @tressiemcphd.bsky.social
When people say AI is inevitable, let them know the future isn’t settled.
When people say AI is inevitable, let them know the future isn’t settled.
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i finally got brave enough to taste these and…
A SECOND BALL HAS HIT THE RAMEKIN 😭
A SECOND BALL HAS HIT THE RAMEKIN 😭
February 11, 2026 at 6:30 AM
i finally got brave enough to taste these and…
A SECOND BALL HAS HIT THE RAMEKIN 😭
A SECOND BALL HAS HIT THE RAMEKIN 😭
Well now she’s OUR aunt
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Well now she’s OUR aunt
woke up with my phone on 1% kind of day
February 11, 2026 at 2:11 PM
woke up with my phone on 1% kind of day
there is bad weather in my bones
if i was a wild animal I’d be taking shelter
do what you want with that information
if i was a wild animal I’d be taking shelter
do what you want with that information
February 11, 2026 at 7:18 AM
there is bad weather in my bones
if i was a wild animal I’d be taking shelter
do what you want with that information
if i was a wild animal I’d be taking shelter
do what you want with that information
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Everything is falling apart and nobody is fixing it
February 11, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Everything is falling apart and nobody is fixing it
i finally got brave enough to taste these and…
A SECOND BALL HAS HIT THE RAMEKIN 😭
A SECOND BALL HAS HIT THE RAMEKIN 😭
February 11, 2026 at 6:30 AM
i finally got brave enough to taste these and…
A SECOND BALL HAS HIT THE RAMEKIN 😭
A SECOND BALL HAS HIT THE RAMEKIN 😭
i need some bugles for my fingers
February 11, 2026 at 6:06 AM
i need some bugles for my fingers
squeeze me like a hamster
February 11, 2026 at 5:59 AM
squeeze me like a hamster
if i’m gonna melt slices of American cheese on tortilla chips i at least tear them up
because…self-respect
because…self-respect
February 11, 2026 at 4:59 AM
if i’m gonna melt slices of American cheese on tortilla chips i at least tear them up
because…self-respect
because…self-respect
When people question me about anything:
I don't know why I did this, but I had to
February 11, 2026 at 4:21 AM
When people question me about anything:
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Tell your friends. Even if the only florist you can find nearby is in the Kroger produce section. There is a person putting those arrangements together and they WILL work with you and you WILL get better results with a pro who’s given a free hand
Some of the best advice I ever received was Holly telling us to ask the local florist to go wild and do their thing rather than get a pre-packaged arrangement.
Everybody post your floral Ws as they come in tomorrow, as a treat
February 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Tell your friends. Even if the only florist you can find nearby is in the Kroger produce section. There is a person putting those arrangements together and they WILL work with you and you WILL get better results with a pro who’s given a free hand
Helping your parents do anything on a phone is just you asking them to tell you what buttons they’re pushing as they’re pushing them while they explain everything other than what buttons they’re pushing
February 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Helping your parents do anything on a phone is just you asking them to tell you what buttons they’re pushing as they’re pushing them while they explain everything other than what buttons they’re pushing
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am I supposed to say no to this face? no I am not.
February 10, 2026 at 10:27 PM
am I supposed to say no to this face? no I am not.
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“Any music is possible as long as it was released, either originally or as a cover version in the 1990s and fulfills the Rhythm/Theme mentioned above as well as the Required Characteristics mentioned below.”
Nothing created via AI was released in the 1990s, so that makes no sense
Nothing created via AI was released in the 1990s, so that makes no sense
not only were these skaters not disqualified for using AI music, the people in charge of figure skating specifically condoned the use of AI-generated music in the rules
meanwhile they stopped another team from choosing a song released in late 1989 for their "Style of the 1990s" routine
meanwhile they stopped another team from choosing a song released in late 1989 for their "Style of the 1990s" routine
February 10, 2026 at 9:12 PM
“Any music is possible as long as it was released, either originally or as a cover version in the 1990s and fulfills the Rhythm/Theme mentioned above as well as the Required Characteristics mentioned below.”
Nothing created via AI was released in the 1990s, so that makes no sense
Nothing created via AI was released in the 1990s, so that makes no sense
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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Meet me on the secure line.
February 10, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Meet me on the secure line.
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#bakedrhymes
The world
Is so often
Too Much...
Too fast...
Too loud...
Too violent...
Too cruel...
Too starved...
To even Remember...
Our addiction
To connection.
I love you all,
Don't give up.
We find meaning
In the Ecstacy
Of Eachother.
The world
Is so often
Too Much...
Too fast...
Too loud...
Too violent...
Too cruel...
Too starved...
To even Remember...
Our addiction
To connection.
I love you all,
Don't give up.
We find meaning
In the Ecstacy
Of Eachother.
February 10, 2026 at 2:59 PM
#bakedrhymes
The world
Is so often
Too Much...
Too fast...
Too loud...
Too violent...
Too cruel...
Too starved...
To even Remember...
Our addiction
To connection.
I love you all,
Don't give up.
We find meaning
In the Ecstacy
Of Eachother.
The world
Is so often
Too Much...
Too fast...
Too loud...
Too violent...
Too cruel...
Too starved...
To even Remember...
Our addiction
To connection.
I love you all,
Don't give up.
We find meaning
In the Ecstacy
Of Eachother.
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SSRIs making them stopnads.
February 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
SSRIs making them stopnads.
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this post could’ve been a draft
February 9, 2026 at 9:12 PM
this post could’ve been a draft
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MORE SAD
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the drafts folder doesn’t even let you save videos so I can’t queue up the sixers vids for faster posting
February 9, 2026 at 8:56 PM
MORE SAD
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this is the correct way to use drafts
I love drafts bc I get to go back and see all the dumbass shit I didn’t post. Screenshot it. Post it. and then ask all of you to tag yourself as one of my dumbass thoughts
February 9, 2026 at 8:52 PM
this is the correct way to use drafts
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I love drafts bc I get to go back and see all the dumbass shit I didn’t post. Screenshot it. Post it. and then ask all of you to tag yourself as one of my dumbass thoughts
February 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I love drafts bc I get to go back and see all the dumbass shit I didn’t post. Screenshot it. Post it. and then ask all of you to tag yourself as one of my dumbass thoughts
drafts should be like the break room refrigerator:
if you don’t post or trash them after 5 days they’re fair game and all post automatically
wouldn’t that be fun?
if you don’t post or trash them after 5 days they’re fair game and all post automatically
wouldn’t that be fun?
February 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
drafts should be like the break room refrigerator:
if you don’t post or trash them after 5 days they’re fair game and all post automatically
wouldn’t that be fun?
if you don’t post or trash them after 5 days they’re fair game and all post automatically
wouldn’t that be fun?