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n as in pneumonia
February 12, 2026 at 5:34 AM
n as in pneumonia
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This dog is being called a "real-life Lassie" after helping find a missing 3-year-old boy in Kentucky. “I don’t know where the dog came from,” one officer said. “But it was a blessing from God that day.” We think the dog deserves some credit too, so we're awarding him our highest honor, a 15/10
February 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
This dog is being called a "real-life Lassie" after helping find a missing 3-year-old boy in Kentucky. “I don’t know where the dog came from,” one officer said. “But it was a blessing from God that day.” We think the dog deserves some credit too, so we're awarding him our highest honor, a 15/10
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interrupting my usual feed of minnesota mutual aid to experience an evening of pure decadence: one course of dinner, four courses of dessert
February 12, 2026 at 1:09 AM
interrupting my usual feed of minnesota mutual aid to experience an evening of pure decadence: one course of dinner, four courses of dessert
I want this for me
February 12, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I want this for me
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I love having a melancholic personality because the sun could be shining at a very specific angle after it rains and it will destroy me
February 12, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I love having a melancholic personality because the sun could be shining at a very specific angle after it rains and it will destroy me
everyone is ohio until proven otherwise
February 12, 2026 at 12:40 AM
everyone is ohio until proven otherwise
Become mutuals with one person from Ohio and see what happens
Just wait
Just wait
It's not like everyone in Ohio knows each other
*Turns on Love Is Blind*
Is that... oh yep, sure is
*Turns on Love Is Blind*
Is that... oh yep, sure is
February 12, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Become mutuals with one person from Ohio and see what happens
Just wait
Just wait
Have so much fun!
February 12, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Have so much fun!
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they made a whole website for people who know that you could rewind from the start of CD track 1 to -0:00:15
February 11, 2026 at 11:30 PM
they made a whole website for people who know that you could rewind from the start of CD track 1 to -0:00:15
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This is Flambo. He's using his talking dog buttons to accuse his small foster brother of being a cat. Nothing can convince him otherwise. 13/10 for both (IG: flambothedog)
February 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
This is Flambo. He's using his talking dog buttons to accuse his small foster brother of being a cat. Nothing can convince him otherwise. 13/10 for both (IG: flambothedog)
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This is the childhood dream of every nerd. Huge congratulations Riley. 💜💜💜
February 11, 2026 at 7:09 PM
This is the childhood dream of every nerd. Huge congratulations Riley. 💜💜💜
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why so sad little guy
February 10, 2026 at 6:34 PM
why so sad little guy
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We’re gonna make America skinny again one slap at a time
February 11, 2026 at 6:58 PM
We’re gonna make America skinny again one slap at a time
We’re gonna make America skinny again one slap at a time
February 11, 2026 at 6:58 PM
We’re gonna make America skinny again one slap at a time
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You gonna love my nuts. Watch this…
February 11, 2026 at 6:57 PM
You gonna love my nuts. Watch this…
You gonna love my nuts. Watch this…
February 11, 2026 at 6:57 PM
You gonna love my nuts. Watch this…
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Stop having a boring tuna
Stop having a boring life
Stop having a boring life
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Stop having a boring tuna
Stop having a boring life
Stop having a boring life
Stop having a boring tuna
Stop having a boring life
Stop having a boring life
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Stop having a boring tuna
Stop having a boring life
Stop having a boring life
you gonna be in a great mood all day cuz you gonna be slappin’ your troubles away with the slap chop
February 11, 2026 at 6:53 PM
you gonna be in a great mood all day cuz you gonna be slappin’ your troubles away with the slap chop
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February 11, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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