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y’all ain’t gonna believe what this guy’s bio says

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(I tried to make a moth face but got stuck)
Someone told me lately "Bluesky is just like Twitter." I argued that was untrue on the basis that last time I had a Twitter account most times I got a new follower their bio said "single & looking for fun" & here when I get a new follower it tends to say something like "professor of rare moths".
February 12, 2026 at 3:07 PM
HELLO? 911? MY PHONE ISN’T CHARGING RIGHT
woke up with my phone on 1% kind of day
February 12, 2026 at 3:02 PM
i just need a good financial planner and a one hit wonder
February 12, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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This dog is being called a "real-life Lassie" after helping find a missing 3-year-old boy in Kentucky. “I don’t know where the dog came from,” one officer said. “But it was a blessing from God that day.” We think the dog deserves some credit too, so we're awarding him our highest honor, a 15/10
February 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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interrupting my usual feed of minnesota mutual aid to experience an evening of pure decadence: one course of dinner, four courses of dessert
February 12, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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I love having a melancholic personality because the sun could be shining at a very specific angle after it rains and it will destroy me
February 12, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Become mutuals with one person from Ohio and see what happens

Just wait
It's not like everyone in Ohio knows each other

*Turns on Love Is Blind*

Is that... oh yep, sure is
February 12, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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they made a whole website for people who know that you could rewind from the start of CD track 1 to -0:00:15
February 11, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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This is Flambo. He's using his talking dog buttons to accuse his small foster brother of being a cat. Nothing can convince him otherwise. 13/10 for both (IG: flambothedog)
February 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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This is the childhood dream of every nerd. Huge congratulations Riley. 💜💜💜
February 11, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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why so sad little guy
February 10, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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We’re gonna make America skinny again one slap at a time
February 11, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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You gonna love my nuts. Watch this…
February 11, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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Stop having a boring tuna
Stop having a boring life
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
you gonna be in a great mood all day cuz you gonna be slappin’ your troubles away with the slap chop
February 11, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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#VeeMakes

I have once again made The Best Potatoes In All The Land
February 11, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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More people should listen to @tressiemcphd.bsky.social

When people say AI is inevitable, let them know the future isn’t settled.
February 11, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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i finally got brave enough to taste these and…

A SECOND BALL HAS HIT THE RAMEKIN 😭
February 11, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Well now she’s OUR aunt
LOL this Valentine’s Day card from my aunt
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
woke up with my phone on 1% kind of day
February 11, 2026 at 2:11 PM
there is bad weather in my bones

if i was a wild animal I’d be taking shelter

do what you want with that information
February 11, 2026 at 7:18 AM
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Everything is falling apart and nobody is fixing it
February 11, 2026 at 6:32 AM
i finally got brave enough to taste these and…

A SECOND BALL HAS HIT THE RAMEKIN 😭
February 11, 2026 at 6:30 AM
i need some bugles for my fingers
February 11, 2026 at 6:06 AM