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y’all ain’t gonna believe what this guy’s bio says
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Someone told me lately "Bluesky is just like Twitter." I argued that was untrue on the basis that last time I had a Twitter account most times I got a new follower their bio said "single & looking for fun" & here when I get a new follower it tends to say something like "professor of rare moths".
February 12, 2026 at 3:07 PM
y’all ain’t gonna believe what this guy’s bio says
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HELLO? 911? MY PHONE ISN’T CHARGING RIGHT
woke up with my phone on 1% kind of day
February 12, 2026 at 3:02 PM
HELLO? 911? MY PHONE ISN’T CHARGING RIGHT
i just need a good financial planner and a one hit wonder
February 12, 2026 at 2:50 PM
i just need a good financial planner and a one hit wonder
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This dog is being called a "real-life Lassie" after helping find a missing 3-year-old boy in Kentucky. “I don’t know where the dog came from,” one officer said. “But it was a blessing from God that day.” We think the dog deserves some credit too, so we're awarding him our highest honor, a 15/10
February 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
This dog is being called a "real-life Lassie" after helping find a missing 3-year-old boy in Kentucky. “I don’t know where the dog came from,” one officer said. “But it was a blessing from God that day.” We think the dog deserves some credit too, so we're awarding him our highest honor, a 15/10
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interrupting my usual feed of minnesota mutual aid to experience an evening of pure decadence: one course of dinner, four courses of dessert
February 12, 2026 at 1:09 AM
interrupting my usual feed of minnesota mutual aid to experience an evening of pure decadence: one course of dinner, four courses of dessert
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I love having a melancholic personality because the sun could be shining at a very specific angle after it rains and it will destroy me
February 12, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I love having a melancholic personality because the sun could be shining at a very specific angle after it rains and it will destroy me
Become mutuals with one person from Ohio and see what happens
Just wait
Just wait
It's not like everyone in Ohio knows each other
*Turns on Love Is Blind*
Is that... oh yep, sure is
*Turns on Love Is Blind*
Is that... oh yep, sure is
February 12, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Become mutuals with one person from Ohio and see what happens
Just wait
Just wait
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they made a whole website for people who know that you could rewind from the start of CD track 1 to -0:00:15
February 11, 2026 at 11:30 PM
they made a whole website for people who know that you could rewind from the start of CD track 1 to -0:00:15
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This is Flambo. He's using his talking dog buttons to accuse his small foster brother of being a cat. Nothing can convince him otherwise. 13/10 for both (IG: flambothedog)
February 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
This is Flambo. He's using his talking dog buttons to accuse his small foster brother of being a cat. Nothing can convince him otherwise. 13/10 for both (IG: flambothedog)
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This is the childhood dream of every nerd. Huge congratulations Riley. 💜💜💜
February 11, 2026 at 7:09 PM
This is the childhood dream of every nerd. Huge congratulations Riley. 💜💜💜
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why so sad little guy
February 10, 2026 at 6:34 PM
why so sad little guy
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We’re gonna make America skinny again one slap at a time
February 11, 2026 at 6:58 PM
We’re gonna make America skinny again one slap at a time
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You gonna love my nuts. Watch this…
February 11, 2026 at 6:57 PM
You gonna love my nuts. Watch this…
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Stop having a boring tuna
Stop having a boring life
Stop having a boring life
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Stop having a boring tuna
Stop having a boring life
Stop having a boring life
you gonna be in a great mood all day cuz you gonna be slappin’ your troubles away with the slap chop
February 11, 2026 at 6:53 PM
you gonna be in a great mood all day cuz you gonna be slappin’ your troubles away with the slap chop
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February 11, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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More people should listen to @tressiemcphd.bsky.social
When people say AI is inevitable, let them know the future isn’t settled.
When people say AI is inevitable, let them know the future isn’t settled.
February 11, 2026 at 2:35 PM
More people should listen to @tressiemcphd.bsky.social
When people say AI is inevitable, let them know the future isn’t settled.
When people say AI is inevitable, let them know the future isn’t settled.
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i finally got brave enough to taste these and…
A SECOND BALL HAS HIT THE RAMEKIN 😭
A SECOND BALL HAS HIT THE RAMEKIN 😭
February 11, 2026 at 6:30 AM
i finally got brave enough to taste these and…
A SECOND BALL HAS HIT THE RAMEKIN 😭
A SECOND BALL HAS HIT THE RAMEKIN 😭
Well now she’s OUR aunt
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Well now she’s OUR aunt
woke up with my phone on 1% kind of day
February 11, 2026 at 2:11 PM
woke up with my phone on 1% kind of day
there is bad weather in my bones
if i was a wild animal I’d be taking shelter
do what you want with that information
if i was a wild animal I’d be taking shelter
do what you want with that information
February 11, 2026 at 7:18 AM
there is bad weather in my bones
if i was a wild animal I’d be taking shelter
do what you want with that information
if i was a wild animal I’d be taking shelter
do what you want with that information
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Everything is falling apart and nobody is fixing it
February 11, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Everything is falling apart and nobody is fixing it
i finally got brave enough to taste these and…
A SECOND BALL HAS HIT THE RAMEKIN 😭
A SECOND BALL HAS HIT THE RAMEKIN 😭
February 11, 2026 at 6:30 AM
i finally got brave enough to taste these and…
A SECOND BALL HAS HIT THE RAMEKIN 😭
A SECOND BALL HAS HIT THE RAMEKIN 😭
i need some bugles for my fingers
February 11, 2026 at 6:06 AM
i need some bugles for my fingers