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can i come over and score your sourdough?
February 15, 2026 at 9:42 PM
can i come over and score your sourdough?
this is not the mood i requested for the day
time to reboot the system*
*drink something with caffeine
time to reboot the system*
*drink something with caffeine
February 15, 2026 at 9:13 PM
this is not the mood i requested for the day
time to reboot the system*
*drink something with caffeine
time to reboot the system*
*drink something with caffeine
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the periodic table of the elephants is this anything
February 15, 2026 at 8:42 PM
the periodic table of the elephants is this anything
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oh no
i just read a second thing that has made me realize quitting electricity won’t be enough for some of us
some of us will have to experience dysentery:
survivors stand a chance for rehabilitation
those who perish will get a memorial plaque in the style of a monochrome monitor
i just read a second thing that has made me realize quitting electricity won’t be enough for some of us
some of us will have to experience dysentery:
survivors stand a chance for rehabilitation
those who perish will get a memorial plaque in the style of a monochrome monitor
February 15, 2026 at 8:02 PM
oh no
i just read a second thing that has made me realize quitting electricity won’t be enough for some of us
some of us will have to experience dysentery:
survivors stand a chance for rehabilitation
those who perish will get a memorial plaque in the style of a monochrome monitor
i just read a second thing that has made me realize quitting electricity won’t be enough for some of us
some of us will have to experience dysentery:
survivors stand a chance for rehabilitation
those who perish will get a memorial plaque in the style of a monochrome monitor
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i would like some Austrian pancakes please
February 15, 2026 at 6:34 PM
i would like some Austrian pancakes please
i just read something that has made me realize touching grass isn’t enough to save some of us
some of us are gonna have to quit electricity entirely
some of us are gonna have to quit electricity entirely
February 15, 2026 at 7:33 PM
i just read something that has made me realize touching grass isn’t enough to save some of us
some of us are gonna have to quit electricity entirely
some of us are gonna have to quit electricity entirely
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need to make everyone in San Francisco watch this video every morning and every night
February 15, 2026 at 6:52 PM
need to make everyone in San Francisco watch this video every morning and every night
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WHY AM I JUST NOW LEARNING MY LE CREUSET POT CAN GO IN THE DISHWASHER?????
February 15, 2026 at 1:50 AM
WHY AM I JUST NOW LEARNING MY LE CREUSET POT CAN GO IN THE DISHWASHER?????
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It's baby seal time! This little one really wanted its mom to wake up and play, but mom really just wanted to sleep in for once on a Saturday.
#photography #wildlife #mammals
#photography #wildlife #mammals
February 14, 2026 at 8:32 PM
It's baby seal time! This little one really wanted its mom to wake up and play, but mom really just wanted to sleep in for once on a Saturday.
#photography #wildlife #mammals
#photography #wildlife #mammals
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Shorty had them assplesaucing jeans
February 14, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Shorty had them assplesaucing jeans
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it’s like i’m the only artist on here
February 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
it’s like i’m the only artist on here
When ur friends with me:
February 14, 2026 at 3:53 AM
When ur friends with me:
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omg petty brilliance
February 14, 2026 at 2:25 AM
omg petty brilliance
a neighbor i lived next door to for 10 months, 8 YEARS AGO, just called to see how I was doing and then proceeded to grill me about my health and why i couldn’t work as a nurse at the bedside anymore
WHY ARE PEOPLE?
WHY ARE PEOPLE?
February 14, 2026 at 2:01 AM
a neighbor i lived next door to for 10 months, 8 YEARS AGO, just called to see how I was doing and then proceeded to grill me about my health and why i couldn’t work as a nurse at the bedside anymore
WHY ARE PEOPLE?
WHY ARE PEOPLE?
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To hear an entire stadium of grown ass middle aged adults singing about not growing up was just so fucking joyful.
If you need a dose of hope and energy @frankturner.bsky.social’s show is The Fucking Medicine.
To hear an entire stadium of grown ass middle aged adults singing about not growing up was just so fucking joyful.
If you need a dose of hope and energy @frankturner.bsky.social’s show is The Fucking Medicine.
Frank Turner - "Photosynthesis"
YouTube video by Epitaph Records
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February 14, 2026 at 1:18 AM
m.youtube.com/watch?v=zPOa...
To hear an entire stadium of grown ass middle aged adults singing about not growing up was just so fucking joyful.
If you need a dose of hope and energy @frankturner.bsky.social’s show is The Fucking Medicine.
To hear an entire stadium of grown ass middle aged adults singing about not growing up was just so fucking joyful.
If you need a dose of hope and energy @frankturner.bsky.social’s show is The Fucking Medicine.
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Nothing sadder than Rupert while his chicken is cooking. Sound on.
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Nothing sadder than Rupert while his chicken is cooking. Sound on.
i know a woman who told her husband she was going to divorce him if he didn’t stop moaning during theirs
a guy who gets dumped in the middle of a couples massage
February 14, 2026 at 12:09 AM
i know a woman who told her husband she was going to divorce him if he didn’t stop moaning during theirs
me, going from one end of the swingset to the other as a kid
neighborhood stray cat update: she just army crawled across the fence for literally no reason (she had at least 3 quicker & easier routes she could have taken to her destination)
February 13, 2026 at 11:43 PM
me, going from one end of the swingset to the other as a kid
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neighborhood stray cat update: she just army crawled across the fence for literally no reason (she had at least 3 quicker & easier routes she could have taken to her destination)
February 13, 2026 at 11:40 PM
neighborhood stray cat update: she just army crawled across the fence for literally no reason (she had at least 3 quicker & easier routes she could have taken to her destination)
To the mutual I unfollowed for liking a terrible skeet this morning:
I see that you’ve unliked it, so maybe it was an accident, but I literally have no idea what your handle or username is
I see that you’ve unliked it, so maybe it was an accident, but I literally have no idea what your handle or username is
February 13, 2026 at 11:41 PM
To the mutual I unfollowed for liking a terrible skeet this morning:
I see that you’ve unliked it, so maybe it was an accident, but I literally have no idea what your handle or username is
I see that you’ve unliked it, so maybe it was an accident, but I literally have no idea what your handle or username is
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great news: they debuted mass start speed skating at the 2018 Olympics, it'll be the final speed skating event of the Olympics next weekend
February 13, 2026 at 3:58 PM
great news: they debuted mass start speed skating at the 2018 Olympics, it'll be the final speed skating event of the Olympics next weekend
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CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
February 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
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BIG SPIFFO
BIG SPIFFO
February 13, 2026 at 9:54 PM
BIG SPIFFO
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I saw a live birthed harbor seal pup for the first time in my life today. I thought it would be horrifying because I have a weak stomach, but it turned to UNGODLY CUTE very fast!
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
February 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I saw a live birthed harbor seal pup for the first time in my life today. I thought it would be horrifying because I have a weak stomach, but it turned to UNGODLY CUTE very fast!
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑