Scissors
@rningscissors.bsky.social
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February 14, 2026 at 3:53 AM
When ur friends with me:
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omg petty brilliance
February 14, 2026 at 2:25 AM
omg petty brilliance
a neighbor i lived next door to for 10 months, 8 YEARS AGO, just called to see how I was doing and then proceeded to grill me about my health and why i couldn’t work as a nurse at the bedside anymore
WHY ARE PEOPLE?
WHY ARE PEOPLE?
February 14, 2026 at 2:01 AM
a neighbor i lived next door to for 10 months, 8 YEARS AGO, just called to see how I was doing and then proceeded to grill me about my health and why i couldn’t work as a nurse at the bedside anymore
WHY ARE PEOPLE?
WHY ARE PEOPLE?
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To hear an entire stadium of grown ass middle aged adults singing about not growing up was just so fucking joyful.
If you need a dose of hope and energy @frankturner.bsky.social’s show is The Fucking Medicine.
To hear an entire stadium of grown ass middle aged adults singing about not growing up was just so fucking joyful.
If you need a dose of hope and energy @frankturner.bsky.social’s show is The Fucking Medicine.
Frank Turner - "Photosynthesis"
YouTube video by Epitaph Records
m.youtube.com
February 14, 2026 at 1:18 AM
m.youtube.com/watch?v=zPOa...
To hear an entire stadium of grown ass middle aged adults singing about not growing up was just so fucking joyful.
If you need a dose of hope and energy @frankturner.bsky.social’s show is The Fucking Medicine.
To hear an entire stadium of grown ass middle aged adults singing about not growing up was just so fucking joyful.
If you need a dose of hope and energy @frankturner.bsky.social’s show is The Fucking Medicine.
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Nothing sadder than Rupert while his chicken is cooking. Sound on.
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Nothing sadder than Rupert while his chicken is cooking. Sound on.
i know a woman who told her husband she was going to divorce him if he didn’t stop moaning during theirs
a guy who gets dumped in the middle of a couples massage
February 14, 2026 at 12:09 AM
i know a woman who told her husband she was going to divorce him if he didn’t stop moaning during theirs
me, going from one end of the swingset to the other as a kid
neighborhood stray cat update: she just army crawled across the fence for literally no reason (she had at least 3 quicker & easier routes she could have taken to her destination)
February 13, 2026 at 11:43 PM
me, going from one end of the swingset to the other as a kid
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neighborhood stray cat update: she just army crawled across the fence for literally no reason (she had at least 3 quicker & easier routes she could have taken to her destination)
February 13, 2026 at 11:40 PM
neighborhood stray cat update: she just army crawled across the fence for literally no reason (she had at least 3 quicker & easier routes she could have taken to her destination)
To the mutual I unfollowed for liking a terrible skeet this morning:
I see that you’ve unliked it, so maybe it was an accident, but I literally have no idea what your handle or username is
I see that you’ve unliked it, so maybe it was an accident, but I literally have no idea what your handle or username is
February 13, 2026 at 11:41 PM
To the mutual I unfollowed for liking a terrible skeet this morning:
I see that you’ve unliked it, so maybe it was an accident, but I literally have no idea what your handle or username is
I see that you’ve unliked it, so maybe it was an accident, but I literally have no idea what your handle or username is
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great news: they debuted mass start speed skating at the 2018 Olympics, it'll be the final speed skating event of the Olympics next weekend
February 13, 2026 at 3:58 PM
great news: they debuted mass start speed skating at the 2018 Olympics, it'll be the final speed skating event of the Olympics next weekend
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CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
February 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
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BIG SPIFFO
BIG SPIFFO
February 13, 2026 at 9:54 PM
BIG SPIFFO
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I saw a live birthed harbor seal pup for the first time in my life today. I thought it would be horrifying because I have a weak stomach, but it turned to UNGODLY CUTE very fast!
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
February 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I saw a live birthed harbor seal pup for the first time in my life today. I thought it would be horrifying because I have a weak stomach, but it turned to UNGODLY CUTE very fast!
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
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IT'S FRIDAY
now is it Friday?
February 13, 2026 at 8:56 PM
IT'S FRIDAY
everyone stop what you’re doing and looka my @germnetwork.com button
February 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
everyone stop what you’re doing and looka my @germnetwork.com button
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We’re bringing you:
✅ E2EE DMs
✅ Launched from Bluesky profiles
✅ App Clip = no downloads
✅ Handles, not phone numbers
Just click your friend's Germ DM button, or get set up now in our app.
✅ E2EE DMs
✅ Launched from Bluesky profiles
✅ App Clip = no downloads
✅ Handles, not phone numbers
Just click your friend's Germ DM button, or get set up now in our app.
Germ DM App - App Store
Download Germ DM by Germ Inc. on the App Store. See screenshots, ratings and reviews, user tips, and more apps like Germ DM.
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February 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
We’re bringing you:
✅ E2EE DMs
✅ Launched from Bluesky profiles
✅ App Clip = no downloads
✅ Handles, not phone numbers
Just click your friend's Germ DM button, or get set up now in our app.
✅ E2EE DMs
✅ Launched from Bluesky profiles
✅ App Clip = no downloads
✅ Handles, not phone numbers
Just click your friend's Germ DM button, or get set up now in our app.
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blacksky.community is now offering native profile integration with @germnetwork.com !!
The Germ DM button is supported in the blacksky.community client.
Note: Germ is available on iOS but you will see this button on any device if the user has it enabled.
Note: Germ is available on iOS but you will see this button on any device if the user has it enabled.
February 12, 2026 at 11:10 PM
blacksky.community is now offering native profile integration with @germnetwork.com !!
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Germ DMs are completely private, so only you and the person you're talking to can read them.
And they're built on atproto, so whether you're friends from Bluesky, Blacksky, Skylight, Flashes, Leaflet, Popfeed or more, you can chat securely in Germ from your handle.
And they're built on atproto, so whether you're friends from Bluesky, Blacksky, Skylight, Flashes, Leaflet, Popfeed or more, you can chat securely in Germ from your handle.
February 13, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Germ DMs are completely private, so only you and the person you're talking to can read them.
And they're built on atproto, so whether you're friends from Bluesky, Blacksky, Skylight, Flashes, Leaflet, Popfeed or more, you can chat securely in Germ from your handle.
And they're built on atproto, so whether you're friends from Bluesky, Blacksky, Skylight, Flashes, Leaflet, Popfeed or more, you can chat securely in Germ from your handle.
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me, 8: i'm gonna be somebody someday
me, 38: i'm gonna take the world's best nap
me, 38: i'm gonna take the world's best nap
February 13, 2026 at 7:47 PM
me, 8: i'm gonna be somebody someday
me, 38: i'm gonna take the world's best nap
me, 38: i'm gonna take the world's best nap
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I see you saying Germ isn’t on-protocol and yet I’m able to DM a Blacksky user who has been banned from bsky (can’t use bsky DMs) on it because it works with Blacksky’s infrastructure.
And, the messages are encrypted.
(The Bluesky team can read all of your DMs, use Germ or Signal)
And, the messages are encrypted.
(The Bluesky team can read all of your DMs, use Germ or Signal)
February 13, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I see you saying Germ isn’t on-protocol and yet I’m able to DM a Blacksky user who has been banned from bsky (can’t use bsky DMs) on it because it works with Blacksky’s infrastructure.
And, the messages are encrypted.
(The Bluesky team can read all of your DMs, use Germ or Signal)
And, the messages are encrypted.
(The Bluesky team can read all of your DMs, use Germ or Signal)
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how do i enforce the lowerarchy?
February 13, 2026 at 5:30 PM
how do i enforce the lowerarchy?
OMG PEOPLE WITH BALCONIES:
THERE ARE PEOPLE BELOW YOU
STOP ACTING LIKE YOUR BALCONY IS THE ~GROUND~ WHERE YOU CAN DUMP WATER, SWEEP DIRT OUT OF YOUR HOUSE, BEAT MUD OFF YOUR SHOES, ETC
THERE ARE PEOPLE BELOW YOU
STOP ACTING LIKE YOUR BALCONY IS THE ~GROUND~ WHERE YOU CAN DUMP WATER, SWEEP DIRT OUT OF YOUR HOUSE, BEAT MUD OFF YOUR SHOES, ETC
February 13, 2026 at 5:24 PM
OMG PEOPLE WITH BALCONIES:
THERE ARE PEOPLE BELOW YOU
STOP ACTING LIKE YOUR BALCONY IS THE ~GROUND~ WHERE YOU CAN DUMP WATER, SWEEP DIRT OUT OF YOUR HOUSE, BEAT MUD OFF YOUR SHOES, ETC
THERE ARE PEOPLE BELOW YOU
STOP ACTING LIKE YOUR BALCONY IS THE ~GROUND~ WHERE YOU CAN DUMP WATER, SWEEP DIRT OUT OF YOUR HOUSE, BEAT MUD OFF YOUR SHOES, ETC
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A nice anecdote to cap the night. Today was an especially long day. As I got out of the car, a group of young black kids maybe 6-8 yrs were out playing. I let Willow out of my car & heard the little girl say: “A dog! Dogs are scary!” The little boy said “They’re ok. Thats Willow & The Professor”
😭
😭
February 13, 2026 at 1:59 AM
A nice anecdote to cap the night. Today was an especially long day. As I got out of the car, a group of young black kids maybe 6-8 yrs were out playing. I let Willow out of my car & heard the little girl say: “A dog! Dogs are scary!” The little boy said “They’re ok. Thats Willow & The Professor”
😭
😭
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Starting my day wwith this thread because lil Black kids making friends with a service dog is so fuckin cute! 🥹
A nice anecdote to cap the night. Today was an especially long day. As I got out of the car, a group of young black kids maybe 6-8 yrs were out playing. I let Willow out of my car & heard the little girl say: “A dog! Dogs are scary!” The little boy said “They’re ok. Thats Willow & The Professor”
😭
😭
February 13, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Starting my day wwith this thread because lil Black kids making friends with a service dog is so fuckin cute! 🥹
i was trying to not be a butter snob and went back to using the store brand butter, which i was perfectly happy with for years:
straight from the fridge, the store brand butter crumbles, instead of slicing cleanly, and doesn’t melt as easily
do what you want with this info
straight from the fridge, the store brand butter crumbles, instead of slicing cleanly, and doesn’t melt as easily
do what you want with this info
February 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
i was trying to not be a butter snob and went back to using the store brand butter, which i was perfectly happy with for years:
straight from the fridge, the store brand butter crumbles, instead of slicing cleanly, and doesn’t melt as easily
do what you want with this info
straight from the fridge, the store brand butter crumbles, instead of slicing cleanly, and doesn’t melt as easily
do what you want with this info