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rningscissors.bsky.social
Scissors
@rningscissors.bsky.social
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nurse, patient, goober i eat window cheese & popsicles while trying to learn tech stuff something probably made me cry today because animals exist pfp: @moxiest.art
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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 15d
Basically, this is the experience you are subscribing to when you follow me:
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 16d
"chili's baby bath ribs"

I thought it now you have to read it
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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 8m
I blame @druvbhagavan.bsky.social

No one weaponizes a search function more than him
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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 9m
How will i quote my own dumb jokes?

I can’t live like this
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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 15m
anybody else’s search function broken?

i can’t find my own words that i know i said
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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 11m
SABOTAGE
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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 11m
Still broken
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rningscissors.bsky.social
Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 12m
I tried both ways

What you did and the shortcut on my profile

Maybe I need to open and close the app. Brb
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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 15m
anybody else’s search function broken?

i can’t find my own words that i know i said
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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 20m
ma’am, we’re gonna need you to leave the spice aisle
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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 20m
cardamom
cardamother
cardamommy
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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 8h
Moon
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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 8h
Mortycester

Mortymouth

Mortyham
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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 8h
🍞
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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 8h
🍞
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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 8h
Mmmm
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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 8h
I gotchu
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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 8h
Last call…
Defrosted roll (I think it’s challah? It’s delicious)
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rningscissors.bsky.social
Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 8h
Defrosting a roll in the microwave

Anybody want one?
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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 8h
anytime he does a press conference and someone is being loud

youtu.be/KWQqx7fpnk0
Don't mess with Ed Orgeron during a press conference
YouTube video by WWLTV
youtu.be
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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 8h
🐭
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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 8h
Your son sounds perfect
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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 8h
Some of you don’t get bonked (derogatory) enough and it shows

Challenge: If you can’t reply to this without making it about sex, don’t reply at all.
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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 9h
Yeah…you feel like a lil mouse nibblin’ round
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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 9h
Every time I see a thumbnail of JB Pritzker (which is a lot lately), it always takes a millisecond for my brain to register that it’s NOT Ed Orgeron
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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 9h
I’ve done that

I’ve also put my index finger on the top of the almond. Thumb underneath. And then nibbled all the way around it, leaving just an island of almond for last.

Also: bite ONLY the almond off the top first

I AM CHAOS
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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 9h
You bite it or scrape the chocolate with your teeth?
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rningscissors.bsky.social
Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 9h
I think it’s ridiculous to live in a state that says it’s too dangerous for me to pump my own gas, but wants me to put air in my own tires
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