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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 16d

If you're following me welcome to being part of a loose collection of likely ND folks who made a bad decision once because I posted a cute dog

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 3m

I don't know your exact situation but if it were my estranged parent I'd assume it was spam mail with my name from some ancient mailing list that has "urgent" written on the envelope and they know it but they want some excuse.

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 5h

Every cheese stick brings me cost closer to apotheosis and I will not be convinced otherwise

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 6h

Depending on how you stretch definitions of social media I've met some great friends via it and expanded my knowledge of others experiences greatly while exercising my creative writing muscles

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 20h

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 7h

I gotta be honest I think Sidon would be the second most hesitant to resort to violence out of that cast.

I mean he'd get there still though

Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 7h

💥✊️⚔️

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 8h

Fun fact: this is called anthromophism (I think?) when directed at objects and is more commonly stronger among many ND folks!

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 8h

I wish I was surprised

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 9h

I mean maybe they're being accidentally inclusive and would just call that a female bedroom the same as any other?

(With 'female' in the subreddit name I kinda doubt they would but...)

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 11h

I mean conversely I live in a state full of stop signs with smaller signs under them that are like "well don't stop actually if it's a full moon or your name has at least two A's in it" and locals will rear end you if you don't know you shouldn't be stopping

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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 11h

Its weird that the absolute worst driving experiences I've ever had are in a state that bans left turns for being too dangerous and won't let you pump gas for the same reason.

Though come to think of it maybe they're right not to trust a chunk of residents with those

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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 11h

Like I should be preparing the hidey hole or we should activate the doomsday machine that tears this reality apart and replaces it with one of my own design

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 11h

No one ever lets me use them in my unethical experiments anymore

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 11h

You know wether I'll just like a post, also pointlessly reply, repost, or quote post isn't based on anything. It just happens and then later I wonder why I chose that option

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 11h

Ok but like are there any downsides

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.

buff.ly

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 11h

You're going to have to quote our dumb jokes instead

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 11h

That's because I'm always the bonker never the bonkee.

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 11h

You can remember mine with a really handy mnemonic device.

Probably anyways I don't have one but it's possible it would help if someone did.

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 11h

Thanks, disassociation?

strawbaby jam @strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social · 1d

always remember who was there for you at your lowest. thank you cigarettes

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 11h

People and feeds work for me but that's it

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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 11h

I want a tattoo but it requires corresponding with other humans

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 11h

There's still a part of me that's afraid any car with the interior lights on going above five mph will explode

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“As if!” -Cher @asifcherbear.bsky.social · 14h

Work (and well… everything) has been very frustrating this week, but coming home to this sweet little dog helps a lot. I mean, just look at that face. 🥹

#corgi #corgicrew #dogsofbluesky

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Erin Savage @erinsavage.bsky.social · 20h

Photo of bsky user @thecareywo's handsome pup, Edgar. He has one eye closed and is wearing a party hat

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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 11h

There's better states to conquer

VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 12h

I don't...I don't understand any of this. How does a space have a sex? If I accept it does how can it not be transexual? Do they just mean someone who considers themselves female designed it? Would it then be transexual if a male redesigns it?

I have so many questions I don't trust them to answer

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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 12h

They see me rollin', they hatin'