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i’m the dog you met at that party a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️ my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaalzareso5xm the lost and found: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaal2fvspxvoy

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · Jul 22

“still punk as fuck” i whisper, as in my delirium i attempt to vape using a thermometer

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 6h

cat people
dog people
david bowie people

we’re all the same

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 6h

Never in my life have I ever read a medical report that lists "cardiac age" in it. That isn't a thing.

Reuters @reuters.com · 6h

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says reut.rs/4mZNZbu

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says

Donald Trump was found to be in "exceptional health" in a medical evaluation, the U.S. president's doctor said in a memo released by the White House on Friday, with his "cardiac age" 14 years younger than in "chronological age."

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 5h

but at least it will only get worse

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crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing.bsky.social · 6h

Everything is exhausting and all of it hurts.

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 6h

BONKERS 🤯 but so so hilarious

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 7h

one time i went on a date to the bowling alley and i was just throwing strike after strike and the guy is like you’re really good at this. i said i know i took a bowling class in college. he was like seriously and you didn’t think it was important to tell me that and

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 6h

SUITED UP AND REPORTING FOR DUTY 🐸

Small cute dog (Chihuahua probably) wearing a fetching green “frog” sweatshirt/costume.

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 9h

if you're in line to declare your crush on me stay in line

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 11h

Sorry bro, I can't reskeet that, I have a brand.

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 9h

if only it were true…

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 9h

a blonde woman is talking to another woman and says why are you so obsessed with me

Alt: Mean Girls GIF “why are you so obsessed with me?”

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 10h

[at stoplight]

*gets out of car, knocks on driver's window behind me after following me for 3 turns*

Me: Are you obsessed with me?

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 9h

this is magnificent

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 10h

🖤🤍♥️🤍🖤

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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 18h

Freida looking particularly elegant this m.

A black and white long hair tuxedo cat sits on a blue floral rug under a table with hairpin legs. Her tail is curled around her and her left front paw is sticking out.

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 10h

filling my weekly pill organizer with sunshine on a cloudy day

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 10h

SUITED UP AND REPORTING FOR DUTY

Small cute dog (Chihuahua probably) wearing a green frog sweatshirt/costume

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 10h

a lost and found but for the notes, letters and scribbles where i recognize your handwriting

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 10h

haha

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 11h

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 1d

i triple dog dare you to NOT to be really good at pole vault and earn all the medals, and carry the flag at the olympics… with that fabulous aerodynamic hair, i mean obviously

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 1d

sounds like someone doesn’t want to see me pole vault

Thread- I said not to brag but im probably really good at pole vaulting

Then some Addict cakes angry old bat said “it’s harder than it looks,” and I said “no it’s not.”

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 2d

A haunted house but it’s just someone saying “Let’s go around the room and share one fun fact about ourselves.”

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 3d

Sometimes a user will post a joke and then that very same user will post something sincere. And I as the reader am expected to understand this, using my brain?

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 4d

[coworker asks me what my plans are this weekend]

me: am i being detained?

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