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cockroach in the kitchen
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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sorry just saw your text do you still need your EpiPen
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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Grandpa, what did guys do for fun in your day?

Not much. Mostly, we just took turns marrying Elizabeth Taylor.
November 15, 2024 at 7:49 AM
a vision board but for disappointment and failure
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Don't wait until New Years. You can fail to make major changes in your life any time.
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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trying this new thing where i'm vivacious
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Toad read a long story to his seeds.
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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To my great shame, I am straight
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Local YMCA does a turkey 5k run/walk that passes my house on Thanksgiving and I’m currently watching them run while I eat a pancake and sausage on a stick
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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I'll just floss tomorrow
I'll just floss tomorrow
I'll just floss tomorrow
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 AM
jaded banana imparts great wisdom 🍌
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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I had planned logistically for four ice creams, but I think the last two flavors are going to be fuck and this.
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
skeet shooting is replying to posts w the 💣 emoji to let people know their joke bombed
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Please stop hurling insults at our crocodiles. Sometimes their tears are real.
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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trying to figure out how i can cook thanksgiving dinner from my bathtub
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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It's called Black Friday because you're only going to purchase black clothing and you know it.
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Dead leaves on the ground make picking up dog poop a more challenging pattern-recognition task, helping keep my mind sharp as I age. It’s like doing nature sudoku. Thank you to everyone involved
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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I hung out in this room, with this man, one delightful afternoon.
Today is the birthday of cartoonist Charles M. Schulz, the creator of Peanuts. (Nov. 26, 1922-Feb. 12, 2000.)
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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"device hoarding" also known as: When someone hasn't replaced the one phone that they have in a few years because they had no reason to. Words used to mean things.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
at petfinder link, they describe this young two year old, 22 lb TERRIER EXTRAORDINAIRE, as a “one-of-a-kind little bean!” 🫘

i’m guessing this is what happened: they called him Garbanzo and he said:

“well okay, i suppose, but just so you know, i go by Carbanzo with a C”
Carbanzo 🐕‍🦺
Adult male Schnauzer mix
Adoptable from Abandoned Animal Rescue (Magnolia, TX)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/carbanzo-79648005/tx/magnolia/abandoned-animal-rescue-tx525/
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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A game of hot potato but with a big ball of shame instead
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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ordering a “Philadelphia cheesesteak sandwich” and getting my ass kicked
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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A Hallmark Christmas movie about a town that doesn’t put up decorations until December.
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
a lost and found but for the day before the day it all began to unravel
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM