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i’m the dog you met at that party
a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️
my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaalzareso5xm
the lost and found: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaal2fvspxvoy
a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️
my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaalzareso5xm
the lost and found: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaal2fvspxvoy
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but that’s my emotional support misinformation
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cockroach in the kitchen
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
cockroach in the kitchen
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sorry just saw your text do you still need your EpiPen
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 AM
sorry just saw your text do you still need your EpiPen
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Grandpa, what did guys do for fun in your day?
Not much. Mostly, we just took turns marrying Elizabeth Taylor.
Not much. Mostly, we just took turns marrying Elizabeth Taylor.
November 15, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Grandpa, what did guys do for fun in your day?
Not much. Mostly, we just took turns marrying Elizabeth Taylor.
Not much. Mostly, we just took turns marrying Elizabeth Taylor.
a vision board but for disappointment and failure
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
a vision board but for disappointment and failure
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Don't wait until New Years. You can fail to make major changes in your life any time.
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Don't wait until New Years. You can fail to make major changes in your life any time.
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trying this new thing where i'm vivacious
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
trying this new thing where i'm vivacious
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Toad read a long story to his seeds.
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Toad read a long story to his seeds.
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To my great shame, I am straight
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
To my great shame, I am straight
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Local YMCA does a turkey 5k run/walk that passes my house on Thanksgiving and I’m currently watching them run while I eat a pancake and sausage on a stick
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Local YMCA does a turkey 5k run/walk that passes my house on Thanksgiving and I’m currently watching them run while I eat a pancake and sausage on a stick
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I'll just floss tomorrow
I'll just floss tomorrow
I'll just floss tomorrow
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I'll just floss tomorrow
jaded banana imparts great wisdom 🍌
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
jaded banana imparts great wisdom 🍌
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I had planned logistically for four ice creams, but I think the last two flavors are going to be fuck and this.
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I had planned logistically for four ice creams, but I think the last two flavors are going to be fuck and this.
skeet shooting is replying to posts w the 💣 emoji to let people know their joke bombed
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
skeet shooting is replying to posts w the 💣 emoji to let people know their joke bombed
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Please stop hurling insults at our crocodiles. Sometimes their tears are real.
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Please stop hurling insults at our crocodiles. Sometimes their tears are real.
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trying to figure out how i can cook thanksgiving dinner from my bathtub
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
trying to figure out how i can cook thanksgiving dinner from my bathtub
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It's called Black Friday because you're only going to purchase black clothing and you know it.
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It's called Black Friday because you're only going to purchase black clothing and you know it.
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Dead leaves on the ground make picking up dog poop a more challenging pattern-recognition task, helping keep my mind sharp as I age. It’s like doing nature sudoku. Thank you to everyone involved
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dead leaves on the ground make picking up dog poop a more challenging pattern-recognition task, helping keep my mind sharp as I age. It’s like doing nature sudoku. Thank you to everyone involved
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I hung out in this room, with this man, one delightful afternoon.
Today is the birthday of cartoonist Charles M. Schulz, the creator of Peanuts. (Nov. 26, 1922-Feb. 12, 2000.)
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I hung out in this room, with this man, one delightful afternoon.
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"device hoarding" also known as: When someone hasn't replaced the one phone that they have in a few years because they had no reason to. Words used to mean things.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"device hoarding" also known as: When someone hasn't replaced the one phone that they have in a few years because they had no reason to. Words used to mean things.
at petfinder link, they describe this young two year old, 22 lb TERRIER EXTRAORDINAIRE, as a “one-of-a-kind little bean!” 🫘
i’m guessing this is what happened: they called him Garbanzo and he said:
“well okay, i suppose, but just so you know, i go by Carbanzo with a C”
i’m guessing this is what happened: they called him Garbanzo and he said:
“well okay, i suppose, but just so you know, i go by Carbanzo with a C”
Carbanzo 🐕🦺
Adult male Schnauzer mix
Adoptable from Abandoned Animal Rescue (Magnolia, TX)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/carbanzo-79648005/tx/magnolia/abandoned-animal-rescue-tx525/
Adult male Schnauzer mix
Adoptable from Abandoned Animal Rescue (Magnolia, TX)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/carbanzo-79648005/tx/magnolia/abandoned-animal-rescue-tx525/
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
at petfinder link, they describe this young two year old, 22 lb TERRIER EXTRAORDINAIRE, as a “one-of-a-kind little bean!” 🫘
i’m guessing this is what happened: they called him Garbanzo and he said:
“well okay, i suppose, but just so you know, i go by Carbanzo with a C”
i’m guessing this is what happened: they called him Garbanzo and he said:
“well okay, i suppose, but just so you know, i go by Carbanzo with a C”
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A game of hot potato but with a big ball of shame instead
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
A game of hot potato but with a big ball of shame instead
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ordering a “Philadelphia cheesesteak sandwich” and getting my ass kicked
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
ordering a “Philadelphia cheesesteak sandwich” and getting my ass kicked
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A Hallmark Christmas movie about a town that doesn’t put up decorations until December.
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
A Hallmark Christmas movie about a town that doesn’t put up decorations until December.
a lost and found but for the day before the day it all began to unravel
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
a lost and found but for the day before the day it all began to unravel